Boring 21st century 39 friends
The silvery-white mass in front of him was like a stretched dough, from flat to vertical strips, and then began to widen, thin, with depressions and holes, as if there was an invisible hand shaping it, Han Le opened his mouth wide and watched it reveal its shape and details little by little, until it was finally completed, the flowing texture of the metal disappeared, and it returned to the texture of solid metal, and he recognized the shape at this timeβthis should be a miniature model of the Eiffel Tower.
Han Le turned his head and looked at Qiao Yiyu, as if he suddenly didn't know her after dozens of seconds, he asked stupidly, "How did you do this?" β
Qiao Yiyu shook her head gently, she would definitely not say all the details involving technology, she just said, "Do you think this can be proven?" β
Han Le nodded subconsciously, yes, of course he can, if he was allowed to shoot this scene just now and put it on the Internet, 10,000% would be recognized as a special effect of a sci-fi blockbuster, but it was real, it happened under his nose.
Han Le stretched out his hammer and pushed the top of the tower model, and it was easily pushed, and the tower fell on the bed with the base, and the whole model was a real piece of solid, as if it had been placed here all along, and the change he had just seen was just an illusion.
"Can you still ......" Han Le looked at Qiao Yiyu and asked with some uncertainty, "Can it be changed to something else?" β
"Yes," Qiao Yiyu said, "what do you want to see?" β
"Well, can it be turned into a pistol?"
"Pistol?" Qiao Yiyu was a little puzzled, but explained, "I haven't seen a pistol. β
"What about computers?" Han Le wanted to be sure of one thing now.
"Yes," Qiao Yiyu thought for a moment, but then said, "Are you going to turn into a real computer?" Or is it just the power of a computer? β
"Is there any difference between the two?" Han Le felt that he had guessed correctly, but he still asked knowingly, "Isn't something with computer functions just a computer?" β
"It's different," Qiao explained, "that the computer's capabilities can be simulated, not necessarily its own capabilities." β
"So, can it be turned into a real computer?"
"Not yet."
"You mean to say it can be done," Han Le grasped the key, "just can't do it now?" β
Qiao Yiyu realized Han Le's tentative meaning, and shook his head slightly: "You reacted quickly...... I'm sorry, I don't want to say. β
"Then turn into a sword, the kind of cold weapon."
Han Le's eyes widened, and he motionlessly observed this second change, just like the one just now, the iron tower first melted into a ball, and then stretched out again, only this time instead of stretching upwards like just now, it extended horizontally along the bed, compared to the Eiffel Tower, the shape of a sword was much easier, so this time the success was faster.
After finishing, Han Le reached over in surprise and took the sword in his hand, the double blades of the sword were still flashing, Han Le took the sword in his hand and stabbed it straight at the wooden wardrobe, he didn't use much force, but it was easy to scratch a mark on the surface of the wood.
Han Le threw the sword on the sheets, held the only chair in the room, and sat down slowly, Qiao Yiyu knew that he needed a while to accept it, so he didn't bother it.
During this time, the sword began to change again, and finally changed back to the shape of the lockboxβeven the remaining wear marks on the surface of the box were still there, but compared to what Han Le had seen before, it was really a piece of cake.
Qiao Yiyu promised Han Le that she did it perfectly, and now Han Le is 100% convinced that Qiao Yiyu is definitely not from the earth, and her box is not an earth product, what he has to do next is to persuade Xie Yongqing - but what should I say?
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When Han Le came out of Qiao Yiyu's room, Xie Yongqing was still waiting for him in the living room, Xie Yongqing noticed that Han Le's face didn't seem to be very good, and he seemed to be in a depressed mood, just like when he came home and entered the door just now - Xie Yongqing was not surprised by this result, after all, Han Le was not the kind of person who could talk very well.
Han Le first went to his room to get a water cup out, and then went to the kettle in the living room to pour himself a glass of water.
"What did she say?" Xie Yongqing saw Han Le's appearance and felt that the conversation should have collapsed, so he added, "It's okay, you can just say anything you want." β
Han Le put down the cup, subconsciously glanced back at Qiao Yiyu's room, and then walked straight to the balcony, Xie Yongqing saw the meaning and followed.
"Xie Yongqing, we've known each other for almost 9 years, since the first year of high school."
Xie Yongqing nodded.
"Can you tell me what kind of person I am in your eyes?" Han Le asked, this was the opening sentence he had been thinking about for a long time.
Xie Yongqing was a little puzzled: "What do you mean?" β
"It's literally, what kind of person do you think I am."
Xie Yongqing glanced at Han Le seriously, and saw that he didn't seem to be joking, so he replied seriously: "An ordinary person, but just a little lazy." β
"Do you think I have at least a standard for judging right and wrong," Han Le asked again, "Let's take an analogy, if one day I tell you an investment plan, but don't tell you the details, and ask you to give me 10,000 yuan, it can become 15,000 yuan in 1 week, do you believe it or not?" β
Xie Yongqing hesitated: "I don't know...... You may believe it, but it may also be that you have been deceived by someone else. β
"Then will you suspect that I am here to cheat you out of 10,000 yuan?" Han Le said, "It's just taking your money and running away...... If I don't have these two houses, I don't have a job. β
Xie Yongqing shook his head directly: "No...... What do you mean by that? β
Although it was not the most satisfactory answer, Han Le felt that it was still acceptable, so he said: "It has to do with Qiao Yiyu's matter, I can't tell you more about the specific details, I only have one question, believe it or not, I will harm you." β
Xie Yongqing: "Sometimes it's unintentional ......to hurt people"
Han Le: "Do you think I can't even tell the difference?" Then I'll be more explicit, do you think I will deliberately favor Qiao Yiyu in this matter to bring you risks? β
If he was talking normally, Xie Yongqing would definitely say yes, maybe he would add a few more jokes about heavy sex and light friends, it wouldn't be strange to sell him...... But now he just shook his head.
"That's it," Han Le breathed a sigh of relief, but still said solemnly and solemnly, "I can assure you that that box won't cause you trouble, as long as you don't say it, no one will ever know about it." β
"How can you guarantee it?"
Han Le shook his head: "I promised Qiao Yiyu this, I can't say it, but please trust my judgment, without absolute confidence, I will definitely not make this kind of guarantee." β
Xie Yongqing took a few deep breaths, he wanted to say something but didn't know where to start, he looked back at the direction of Qiao Yiyu's room, and asked Han Le with some suspicion: "Did she let you say that?" β
Han Le asked rhetorically: "Do you think even if she asks me to say this, I will do it?" β
Xie Yongqing didn't speak again, just stared at the city lights in the distance and thought, he was still a little unwilling to be blocked by Han Le's words.
"If," Han Le said again at this time, his tone was a little relaxed, but he could still hear the seriousness in it, "If my judgment is wrong and your future is ruined, I will give you this house, didn't you say that you want to exchange your doctor for a house?" β
This sentence made Xie Yongqing's last bit of thought disappear, maybe Han Le said this just for a moment, and he couldn't take it seriously, but since he had said this, if he persisted, maybe the nine-year relationship between the two would end - a real friend and a risk that may not exist at all, Xie Yongqing felt that he could still distinguish which of them was more important to him.
"Okay, since you said so," Xie Yongqing smiled, "Then I didn't mention it." β
Hearing this, Han Le's heart finally landed, he had always considered what Xie Yongqing would do if he didn't trust himself as much as he imagined? But it turns out that his life is not a complete failure, at least he has a friend who can be so trusted.
"I have one last question I want to ask you, whether you answer it or not," Xie Yongqing turned to the side and said, "How did Qiao Yiyu make you believe it?" β
Han Le shook his head: "I promised Qiao Yiyu not to say it." β
This was the expected answer, Xie Yongqing was not too disappointed, he twisted the balcony door and prepared to go back to his room.
"There's only one thing I can tell you," Han Le said, "that the world is more exciting than we know." β
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If the last time he helped to burn money was just an spice in Han Le's boring life, then the two proofs this time completely changed Han Le's world view - that night, Han Le didn't sleep all night in the excitement, sitting on the sofa in the living room like a fool looking at the dark night sky, recalling over and over again those incredible phenomena he saw a few hours ago, imagining their possible principles, imagining Qiao Yiyu's possible origin, imagining Qiao Yiyu's possible purpose, and imagining the future of his life.
Until the sun came out in the morning, when he saw Qiao Yiyu who came out for breakfast, Han Le didn't have the slightest intention of sleeping, he watched Qiao Yiyu boil water, go to the bathroom, rinse his mouth, and brush his teeth...... Feeling as if her every action had taken on a new meaning, Han Le felt as if he was living in a story for the first time, and what always happened to the characters in the story, he sat there and looked forward to the story from the perspective of an observer and participant.
"Good morning." Qiao Yiyu, who came out of the bathroom, said hello.
Han Le also greeted her, as if he had known her for the first time, not in the posture of a man facing a beautiful woman, but in the posture of a member of an earth civilization facing a member of another civilization - I have to say that this imagination simply made him feel fluttering.
"You didn't sleep last night?" Qiao Yiyu looked at Han Le's red eyes and asked.
"You think I'll still be able to sleep?" Han Le replied with a smile, "Why don't you go to breakfast?" β
This is naturally a good proposal, the two rode around the street, and Qiao Yiyu finally finalized the breakfast item is potstickers and gruel.
"I thought Xie Yongqing might not listen to you," Qiao Yiyu mentioned during the meal, "but I didn't expect it to be so smooth." β
Han Le didn't think so, and he thought back many times in the second half of the night, and this was also his honor - in this society, how many people can have such friends?
"How did you think about what you told you last time?" When he was about to finish eating, Qiao Yiyu suddenly remembered and reminded Han Ledao, "It's to do Zhang * as you." β
The biggest impact of identity problems on Qiao Yiyu is the economic impact, without a bank card, basically Qiao Yiyu can't get involved in a regular job, and he can't give himself a bunch of cash every time he pays his salary, right? Looking back now, in fact, sooner or later the job in Quanfeng Company will have to resign - Shen Yan will definitely ask for their bank account number before the salary, Qiao Yiyu will definitely not be able to take it out, and it will be difficult to guarantee that it will not arouse suspicion at that time.
If it had been before yesterday, Han Le might have hesitated a little about this proposal, not so much worried that Qiao Yiyu would use his account to cause trouble for himself, but because he was worried that doing so might cause trouble for Qiao Yiyu himselfβhe once suspected that Qiao Yiyu was a criminal who bought and sold counterfeit money...... But now, what do those counterfeit coins count compared to that box? Since Qiao Yiyu said that there is no problem with these counterfeit coins, Han Le believes that there will be no problem with them, and if there is a problem, it would be strange - can the civilization that can make a box not make a few pieces of paper?
Han Le deliberately asked Qiao Yiyu which bank he planned to deposit, wanting to use this to test it, but he used this trick too late, and now Qiao Yiyu already knows a lot of common sense: "It's all the same, but the name is different." β
However, in the end, it was decided on CCB, because Han Le has deposits in several other banks in the four major banks, and the tuition fees of college schools are required to be paid to the Agricultural Bank of China, and the company that interned after graduation uses the Bank of Communications, and the deposits left by his parents are commercial banks, and there is a Bank of China that is specially used for online shopping. Han Le wasn't sure if one person could separate the two accounts, and he was worried that the two accounts might get mixed up.
"The password is six 9s," After leaving the bank, Han Le took the bank he had just opened and took Qiao Yiyu to the ATM on the side, "You'd better go in and change the password now, friendly reminder, don't deposit too much in it." β
Qiao Yiyu smiled, if Han Le really wants to take the money inside, he just needs to go directly to the bank with his ID card, the password is just a fictitious one, but he still went in and changed it, after all, there will be a certain risk in using the password of six 9s.
On the way home, Han Le began to feel sleepy, after all, he was still a normal person, and his mental head that had been held up all night was almost consumed by the process when he applied for a card at the bank, so he went to his room as soon as he got home.
Xie Yongqing was not at home, Qiao Yiyu came out of his room with the box, and looked like she was going to the bank to deposit money - before Han Le had always felt that it was immoral for Qiao Yiyu to use counterfeit money for others, and now he felt that this was not absolute, at least Qiao Yiyu went to the bank Han Le felt that there was no psychological burden, and he wished to save more, but it was a pity for his own fire......
This night Han Le slept very soundly, and he didn't have any strange dreams, he originally thought that he should do a few, but when he woke up, it was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon, and he slept for less than seven hours, according to the daytime sleep, this time is already a long time.
The potstickers he ate in the morning didn't seem to have been digested yet, Han Le didn't feel hungry at all, Qiao Yiyu wasn't at home, but he wasn't worried at all (he used to pay more or less attention to whether he was asked out by Zhou Hai), Han Le knew very well that after yesterday's out, as well as this morning's bank card, a considerable degree of trust had been established between him and Qiao Yiyu, and in Han Le's opinion, this trust was even more important than the boyfriend and girlfriend relationship they showed in front of outsiders.
At more than four o'clock, Xie Yongqing came back, and brought Yan Tian with a smile, and Yan Tian also gave Han Le a serious greeting for his old age: "Happy New Year." Then he said, "My New Year's greetings are going to receive red envelopes?" β
"If you don't want money, you want to die," was reminded by Yan Tian, Han Le remembered that it was the Spring Festival period, "Is today the sixth or seventh day of the Lunar New Year?" "He was a little unsure, the two days were too long for him, he had almost no idea.
"The seventh day of the first month, eh, by the way," Yan Tian leaned his head to gossip, "I heard, you chased Qiao Yiyu into your hands?" β
If a stranger asks this question, he will admit it cheekily, but the acquaintance is a little embarrassed: "For the time being." β
Yan Tian gave Han Le a thumbs up: "I told Tong Yi that she still doesn't believe it?" After going back that time, Tong Yi said that Han Le was absolutely no good - no wonder she thought so, Zhou Hai's conditions were really good.
"By the way, what about Qiao Yiyuren?" Yan Tian looked curiously.
"Maybe it's out."
"When will you ask her what brand of skin care products she uses on my behalf," Xie Yongqing went into the room to get something, and Yan Tian secretly explained to Han Le, "Send me a text message." β
I'm afraid not, Han Le replied in his heart, Qiao Yiyu's room he saw yesterday, and it was as simple as when it was just handed over to Qiao Yiyu, as for the bathroom...... Xie Yongqing still has a bottle of facial cleanser, Han Le only has soap and shampoo, and Qiao Yiyu seems to be ...... Nothing. However, Han Le still said: "It must be." β
Then he made a joke about them: "When can I eat your candy?" β
Yan Tian glanced at Han Le, but he still subconsciously looked at Xie Yongqing who came out, but Han Le saw that Xie Yongqing avoided this look a little unnaturallyβthis made Han Le realize that his joke didn't seem appropriate.
"Oh, by the way, Han Le," Xie Yongqing said to him before going out, "The project I said about in the New Year may be about to start, and it will be very busy at that time, I'm afraid that the time to come back will be gone, so I will live in the dormitory temporarily, if you have my letter, remember to send it to me." β
"Okay, no problem," Han Le agreed, Xie Yongqing sometimes submits some popular science manuscripts on the website to make some extra money, sometimes helps people write papers, and some regular academic journals submit, leaving the contact address here for Han Le, "Then when will you come back?" β
"This maybe, at least two or three months, remember to call me less often, and say something on the text message."