Chapter 111: That building is so high
Hearing Yin Lei say this, the big stone hanging in my heart finally fell, fortunately, this trick merit book is just a copy of the merit book of the underworld, if it is the original, then you really have to be afraid of eating and sleeping, after all, even if you accidentally crush a cockroach to death when sleeping, you have to demerit, fortunately, all this will not appear in the sophist merit book.
I didn't hesitate to put away this merit book, I nodded to Yin Lei, said thank you, and then looked at my cousin next to me and said, "Don't worry, cousin, I will definitely accumulate 10,000 merits in this merit book in the shortest possible time to save you from the black prison." ”
From the beginning to the present, my cousin didn't say a word, it seems that he doesn't approve of my contact with the profession of a trickster ferryman, but since Yin Lei has already handed over the merit book to me, he naturally didn't say anything.
"Ye Nan, do what you can, don't force it."
"I know, cousin."
At this time, Huo Yang on the side was playing with the dumpling bowl on the table and looked at Yin Lei, and said: "Ye Nan used this merit book to save his cousin, so what about you, what can you do if you join the sophistry and accumulate this merit?" ”
"In the sophistry, there are many magic weapons and secret techniques that can be encountered in the yin and yang worlds but cannot be sought, all of which can be exchanged for merit, and the higher the merit, the higher the status in the sophistication, and it is said that if you can collect 100,000 merits in the merit book, you can complete the merits and become immortals."
"it." Huo Yang was excited, the dumpling bowl in his hand was not pressed, and he was directly put on the ground, and his face was suddenly full of flattery: "Brother Lei, you see that this acquaintance is also fate, the Buddha said what came from the previous life, only to return to this life once to look back, you see we have known each other for so long, almost two hours, then the previous life is not much iron, you look at our relationship, come, the merit book is also given to the master?" ”
In the face of Huo Yang's shameless move, let alone Yin Lei, even I wanted to slap him to death with a brick, Yin Lei naturally did not agree to Huo Yang, but looked at the time and said to his cousin: "The time has come." ”
"Let's go."
My cousin took a deep breath and stood up, and said: "At the back of the merit book, there is a spell to manifest the Huangquan talisman, you are only a temporary ferryman now, the Huangquan talisman is purple, if you meet someone in the trick, they will treat you as their own person after seeing this talisman, of course, if there is a ferryman who needs your help, you can help, you had better help too, the trick is strict in selecting people, three thousand merits are not a person with a bad mind can do, so, the ferryman is a person you can trust when you walk in the yin and yang world." ”
"Take care, cousin."
After saying this, my cousin probably didn't want to continue to cut and tidy up, so he resolutely turned around and walked straight to the off-road vehicle parked outside.
"I look forward to you accumulating three thousand merits as soon as possible, and when the time comes, I will find a way to cross you into the sophistication path and become an official sophistication ferryman."
After Yin Lei finished saying this, he patted me on the shoulder and said, "I'm optimistic about you." ”
Then Yin Lei took out a hundred yuan from his wallet to pay the bill, and then left another thousand yuan for me and Huo Yang, turned around and walked into the cab of the off-road vehicle.
Watching that off-road vehicle go away, I was always holding back my inner emotions, I just sat in this dumpling restaurant, did not go out, until my cousin and they left for a long time, I still sat here motionless.
Maybe seeing that I was in a bad mood, Huo Yang patted me on the shoulder vigorously and said: "Boy, cry if you want to cry, men don't flick when they have tears, but they haven't reached the sad place, you must be very sad now." ”
"Get out." I glared at Huo Yang viciously, got up and walked out of the dumpling restaurant, it was already dark outside, and for a while I was suddenly separated from the world, and suddenly felt that there was no place for me in this Nuoda world.
"Let's go."
Huo Yang also walked out of the dumpling restaurant and patted me on the shoulder again.
"Where to go?" I asked subconsciously.
Huo Yang looked at me like a fool, and then shook the thousand yuan in his hand: "Do you know why Yin Lei left us a thousand yuan?" ”
"Why?"
"Of course, it's for us to relax, you see that we have been tired in the Heavenly Burial Mountain for the past few days, and now that we have finally escaped, how can we not find a good-looking sister to comfort our broken hearts?"
I glanced at Huo Yang, but I didn't expect this guy to be okay, Huo Yang seemed to see that I was despising him, and hurriedly explained: "Don't get me wrong, I'm just very confused, and I want to find a young lady to talk about life and ideals." ”
As he spoke, Huo Yang pulled me towards a foot bath shop opposite, but I shook him off and said, "If you want to go yourself, a thousand yuan, five hundred for one of us, Lao Tzu will go to a hotel to sleep in first." ”
Seeing that I was not good at this, Huo Yang was obviously very disappointed, and at this time, a voice suddenly sounded in the ears of Huo Yang and me: "This young man surnamed Huo, the young lady in your mouth, but the yellow flower girl who has not yet died?" ”
"it."
This sudden sound really startled me, I only felt a warm forehead in my bag, and then Zhu Yunwen floated out of the forehead.
Seeing this, I hurriedly said: "Why did you come out, why don't you hide it quickly, this is in public, so that others will not be scared to death by you when they see it?" ”
Zhu Yunwen replied: "Don't worry, I don't want these mortals to see it, so they naturally can't see me." ”
After saying this, Zhu Yunwen looked around with a look like a boy from a mountain village entering a big city, and suddenly pointed to the cars coming and going on the road and said, "What kind of sedan chair is that, it doesn't need to be carried by anyone, and it doesn't need to be pulled by horses?" ”
Huo Yang and I were stunned on the spot, and we didn't pay attention to Zhu Yunwen and let him shout in our ears: "What kind of building is that, so high?" It was the night pearl of the Western Regions, and it was so bright that it lit up the whole house? ”
I watched speechlessly as Zhu Yunwen pointed to the light bulb of a shop next to me and screamed, it was really like a dog, and at this time, a young girl wearing a short skirt, a pair of flesh-colored stockings, and a pair of riding boots, leaking a long leg walked past us, and Zhu Yunwen's eyes were straight at that time.
"What is this girl wearing, she is so immoral, come on, take her down for me." After saying this, Zhu Yunwen seemed to think of something, and added: "Send it to my bedroom." ”
", you paralyzed."
Huo Yang and I scolded Zhu Yunwen like stupid people, and didn't want to deal with him anymore, so we walked directly to a hotel not far away.
"Don't you want a great sword?" Seeing Huo Yang coming over with me, I asked.
"Being fucked by that guy like this, I'm not in any mood anymore, I'm afraid that when I talk about my life ideals with my young lady for a while, I suddenly think of that stupid forced look, and I will laugh."
"Huh." I glanced back at Zhu Yunwen and said, "Now that you have also been released from the Heavenly Burial Mountain, my cousin has also helped you erase the reward on the merit book, this world is so big that you can let you go." ”
As I spoke, I took out the frontal bone and said, "Wait a minute, you will go to the hotel with us, you will change your ghost form, I will return the frontal bone to you, and you will be free from now on, but before you leave, you have to tell me how to continue the life of the Seven Star Lantern." ”
Zhu Yunwen was still staring at the flashy chatter around here, and I didn't know if he heard my words, but I didn't say much, and walked straight into the hotel with Huo Yang.
The owner of this hotel is a middle-aged lady in her thirties, wearing heavy makeup, maybe this New Year's hotel has no business, she is not too careful, has been playing the landlord's game on the old desktop computer at the front desk.
We walked to the front desk, and before we could speak, the middle-aged eldest sister took the lead in opening her mouth: "Do you live in the hotel?" Wait until I'm done with this round of landlords first. ”
Huo Yang and I were speechless for a while, if we want to change to usual, when I encounter such an attitude, I will definitely turn around and leave, but now that it is the New Year, many hotels outside are closed, and it is definitely not easy to find a new one, so we forced the displeasure in our hearts and stayed here and waited.
In just over three minutes, the eldest sister finally finished this game, probably losing a lot of happy beans, and her face didn't look very good: "How long will you live?" ”
"Just one night." Huo Yang pointed to the price list on the wall and said, "288 single rooms, come to two." “
“288?” The eldest sister frowned slightly, and said: "288 now charges 500, two thousand, WeChat or cash?" ”
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