It's not the first time I've had auditory hallucinations, and as long as I'm working, the ringtone will ring suddenly, and I have a headache, as if someone has an old-fashioned landline phone in my head.

I am the owner of a private lending company, and my duty is to help those poor people who are in urgent need of money, you may think that I am a loan shark, that is not right, the times are advancing, and it would be too rigid for you to have an impression of me as a loan shark.

We don't play the profit game for a long time, and if we don't play well, we will be taken away by the police uncle to drink tea, I have my own lending company, and the kind that will pay taxes if it is registered legally.

Our company has its own APP lending program, no need to mortgage just enter your mobile phone number, three minutes to lend, borrow 100,000 years interest-free.

You're definitely thinking about having this kind of good thing, what do we earn? Haha, I said at the beginning that my duty is to help poor people who need money.

As the old saying goes, poor people must have something to hate, they are all poor people, there must be something hateful, no matter why you want to borrow money from me, I will lend it to you, who made you poor people!

As long as you enter your mobile phone number on the lending app developed by our company, our hidden applet will copy all the private information on your mobile phone, and you can't find it, even if you find it, you can't sue us, because you have to sign a contract with us before you lose the number.

So long, so the official official contract, no one will read it at all, because the beginning of our contract is written like an old lady's footcloth, which is some inconsequential common sense, and today's young people, who will read it word by word, look at the beginning, know the preferential strength of our company, and go directly to the end to agree to wait for the loan.

Even if there is a pick-up of words, we will hide the view of your mobile phone information in the additional terms under the banner of real-name authentication.

Even if you see it, you only think that we are doing real-name authentication, but you don't know that we have copied all the memory information on your phone and printed it into a book.

As long as you dare not pay back, hehe...... Your pamphlet will go to my employees, who are college students, old people, housewives whom I hire a hundred a day to find a job.

On the first day of the breach, they will be very gentle and polite to remind you that it is time to repay the money, of course, they have no commission, one hundred a day, they can ask for it back, and they will not tell you that your private information is already in our hands.

When you don't pay it back three days after the deadline, your booklet will be added to the blacklist and into the hands of my little brother, they are all masters of empty gloves and white wolves, you can't say that all of them have a criminal record, anyway, make a harassing phone call fiercely, say some foul language to threaten the family in your phone book, they can still do it.

My promise to them is to give them a share of five percent of the profits for every loan, and they don't have to invest anything, just wait for the money to get paid, and the means are flexible, so as long as they don't get asked away by the police uncle.

So the question is, you must be asking me again, what do I earn? Haha, sell your private information, anyway, if you don't pay back, I have all the information in your mobile phone.

What era is this, the era of advanced consumption and information explosion, a mobile phone number can drive many industries.

Education, service, sales, as long as it is a platform that has just started and has no fixed consumer groups, they like to spend money to buy private information, resell each other, profit from each other, and expose you as a transparent person, and I have other industries behind me to deal with those who don't pay back, how can I easily tell you?

Of course, there are only young people who are pitted by the APP, they can't afford to support themselves, and their ability to repay is worrying.

And offline loans are the same as bank interest, the old people will not be suspicious, but will be grateful to you when signing the contract, thank you a thousand times, and praise you to the sky, I also pit you without discussion, anyway, you have children to support you, not bad money.

You borrow 10,000, I give 100,000, and tell you that you don't need to count interest, but who can resist the temptation of money?

For example, if you are 10,000 yuan short of buying a house, and you can see that there are 90,000 yuan in the card, you can't help but want to buy furniture and decoration.

We don't play false with the elderly, we go directly to the lawyer's letter, my brother's law firm is what I helped him open, and there are many blank lawyer's letters in my hand, even if I don't give it to me, I just find a copy of it, and I can scare the old man by stamping it and mailing it over.

A lifetime of honest duty, suddenly received a lawyer's letter, will not look at the truth at all, just find a way to make money to solve the problem, some even did not understand the interest, directly asked me how much I want to repay, as for whether I will do anything I can not tell you, we are honest management.

Hiss...... It's that damn bell again, it's a headache for me, and I can't help it.

Let's go to the game hall today to see if there are any young people who are short of money, collect some ID card information and carry out some business, as long as I can sign a contract with me, even if I don't pick up a layer of skin from you, I will also follow your clothes.

Hey...... My goal was found, to find a job for young people who were denied.

"Girl, you must not find a job if you wear so sloppy, I recommend an APP to you, borrow some money to buy new clothes, people rely on clothes and horses to saddle, the boss sees you and wants you, so beautiful, just because you are reluctant to invest in yourself What a pity it is, what era is now, the era of advanced consumption, and then you have a new job and then get a salary to pay it back, is it said that you are so unconfident in yourself, you can't find a job before the repayment period? Little girl, a good life is made by yourself, consider, consider. ”

With my three-inch tongue, the girl who had been fooling was moved, she glanced at my phone, and although she rejected me, I knew that she would definitely borrow it, because she wanted to change.

Yes...... My head started to ring again, and I wanted to catch up, create more psychological hints for the girl, and watch her sign the contract for a loan, but now because of this annoying ringtone, I can't move an inch.

"You have a headache?" At this time, a woman dressed in a foreign style came up and handed me a tissue to wipe my sweat.

"It's not a headache, it's an old problem, and I can't find the cause......"

I was about to describe it again, but the woman said, "Give you a business card, and if you don't want to be harassed again, go to her." ”

"Harassed?" I repeated her words, could this ring mean that someone was making a harassing phone call to me? After this thought appeared in my mind, I was afraid for a while, and I looked around vigilantly.

The woman had already left, and I looked down at the business card in my hand, which read in white letters on a red background, 'Folk Street, end of the street, give you a different experience!' ’

The business introduction on the back actually reads: Hotel accommodation cures all diseases?

Can this place really go? Could it be that the immortals are trying to cheat me for money, right?

Just as I was about to throw away my business card, the girl who was looking for a job returned.