"Hey...... You dead loach, you don't talk much! ”

"What's wrong, baby? Who you off? ”

"Who else but you...... You said you came to see me every week, do you know what day of the week it is? You liar! Mi Xiaojun changed her previous image of a lady and yelled on the other end of the phone; Feng Yan held the half-drunk mutton soup in his hand, and turned off the hands-free with an embarrassed smile at Grandma Yang Sao, who had just returned from the kitchen.

"Who, this is, such a loud voice?" Grandma Yang Sao sat next to Yang Sao with a freshly heated saltwater goose.

"Hehe, I, my girlfriend, grandma, you eat first, I'll go out and answer the phone." Feng Yan actually ran out of the gate with a red face.

"Where are you? Who speaks? ”

"I'm at Yang Sao's grandmother's house."

"Okay, you, you won't come to accompany me if you don't live today......"

"Listen to me, I originally wanted to accompany you, I planned to come back from Jiangping on the way back and go to you for two days, but who knew that I was so busy in the past two days, working overtime every day, I was passing by Yang Sao's grandmother's house, so I came over to have a meal, and I had to go to work after eating."

"You said you came to see me every week...... You don't talk a word. ”

"I said it in bed, how can you take it seriously what a man says in bed."

"You dead loach, you are so annoying, you still lie to you, I will ignore you."

"Don't be my wife, you can't ignore me, if you ignore me, I went to Sanxian to sleep with someone."

"You scoundrel, shameless...... Do you have to work in the afternoon? ”

"yes, I'll have to go after eating."

"Remember to bring a glass of water, don't run out of water, wear a hard hat, and pay attention to safety."

"I know my wife, don't worry."

"Then you go to dinner, I won't delay you."

"Don't hang up just yet...... Kiss one and hang again. ”

"Be serious, hurry up and eat."

"Then I'll hang up my wife, what's the matter." Feng Yan hung up the phone and ran back with a smile.

"Young people should focus on their careers, don't think all day long that except for women is women, your Uncle Yang can already be alone when you are so old, you can look at you and the fleas, you will know who to talk about all day long, how old you are, you can't live without women, right?" Grandma Yang Sao taught Feng Yan a lesson in her mouth, and at the same time, she reached out and tore off a goose leg and put it in the Feng Yan bowl: "Eat more, make up for it, and make up for it when you have enough energy...... That pickle girl. ”

"Grandma, I'm not as romantic as a flea, I'm very single-minded, I'm just this girlfriend, I just dropped out of school to work on the construction site with my dad in order to give her a good life in the future, she is my motivation, she is good, beautiful, and sensible, she is not Su Daji."

"So good? Bring it to grandma one day. ”

"Is there a greeting gift?"

"You bring it to grandma, and grandma will wrap you in a big red envelope."

"Really?" Feng Yan heard that there was a red envelope to take, so he quickly put down the goose leg in his hand excitedly, raised his hand to wipe his mouth, and looked at the local tyrant old lady in front of him with bright eyes.

"My grandson brought his granddaughter-in-law here, of course I, as a grandmother, have to give a red envelope."

"Great, grandma, when the time comes, you can prepare two red envelopes, and I will ask Flea to bring you a granddaughter-in-law too."

"He dares, he didn't learn well because he was not honest outside, I can't see it, forget it, if he dares to take people home, see if I don't break his dog's legs."

"Grandma, why are you still smiling when you talk angrily."

"I'm not against it, it's just that he has just been admitted to university now, although it is not a good university, but it is also a university, and if my Yang family can produce a college student, it can be regarded as green smoke on the ancestral grave, and he can't go wrong at this time."

"Grandma, you don't know this, college is different from high school, college allows students to fall in love freely, so you can kill two birds with one stone."

"Huh, huh? Don't fool grandma, I'll have to call the fleas in the evening. ”

"How dare I coax you, just wait for the flea to bring back his granddaughter-in-law."