"Brother-in-law, I took the durian to the garbage station in the community and threw it away, don't you just tell my sister?"

Lu Tian raised his hand and knocked him on a storm, "You don't want Yao Yao to throw away your share when she enters the house, I don't want to sleep in the living room for a month." ”

After speaking, he raised his left hand again and pinched his nose tightly, forcing his right hand to stuff the durian just now into his mouth again, what taste only he knows, and when he took a bite of durian into his mouth, his stomach immediately had a feeling of turning over the river and the sea, and he forced himself to finish it.

Chen Yuhan saw that Lu Tian started to eat, he also took a piece of durian, learned Lu Tianyi pinched his nose and stuffed the durian into his mouth, and muttered while eating: "In order for Yao Yao to enter the house, I must finish eating it." ”

One, two, three...... I don't know how long it took to eat, but they found that Zhongyu had nothing to dig out, so they ate it all, and the two men fell directly on the grass not far from the stone table.

The two men can be said to have eaten this durian with tears in their eyes.

After lying on the grass for a few minutes, Lu Tianyi got up and prepared to leave.

Chen Yuhan saw that he was about to leave and immediately shouted: "Brother-in-law, the moon tonight is exceptionally round, and the stars in the distance are also blinking, so beautiful!" Let's lie here for a while and enjoy the moonlight. ”

Lu Tianyi clapped his hands, looked at him and said, "I'm sick, I'll watch the stars with you, a stinky little kid, and if you want to see me, I'll go back to the room and ask my wife to come and see it." ”

After saying that, the man quickly slipped into the house in the direction of the house, went upstairs to the room, and as soon as he opened the door, a pillow was immediately placed on top of his head, and he immediately followed it with his right hand.

"Big male dog, you stinked after eating durian, and you sleep in the living room for the time being tonight."

Lu Tianyi stroked his mouth with his left hand and sighed, "Well, it's really stinky." ”

took two steps forward and looked at her pitifully, "Wife, can I take a shower and then sleep?"

Chen Yuxin, who was leaning on the bed and looking at her mobile phone, pointed to the bathroom, "Go wash it, it stinks to me." ”

Lu Tianyi walked to the side of the bed with a smile on his face, sat down and said: "It's not smelly and fragrant, I found that the more I ate, the more I liked it, the first time I ate durian today, I came to half of it, and I ate too much." After speaking, he hiccuped loudly, and with the hiccup, he sprayed at Chen Yuxin,

Chen Yuxin immediately pinched her nose, kicked him with her foot, and said in disgust: "Big male dog, go brush your teeth and take a bath, it's stinky to death, wait a while, take a shower and hold the quilt and pillow to go to the living room to sleep or sleep with my brother." ”

He pointed to the clothes and quilts she had prepared for him at the end of the bed.

Lu Tianyi stood up with a smile, "Wife, share the blessings and the difficulties, you have to smell the durian if you don't eat durian." ”

He walked to the end of the bed, picked up his clothes, and slipped into the bathroom.

Looking at the big male dog who slipped into the bathroom, Chen Yuxin yawned, thinking to herself that she must go to bed early tonight.

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The next day, I slept until 10 o'clock before I got up, and after freshening up, I went downstairs, Lu Tianyi was in good spirits and just came back from shopping for vegetables with Gu Wenxiu.

Chen Yuxin looked at this energetic man and had to admire.

As soon as Lu Tian saw her, he immediately asked, "Xinxin, have you had breakfast?"

Chen Yuxin yawned, "No, I just got up." ”

"There are dumplings in the kitchen pot, and bean paddles in the pot that I grind in the morning."