When the time came, with the sound of the gong, the college competition officially opened.

There were many old people sitting on the judging platform, all of whom were the top students of Jinling City Middle School.

Among them, Dean Sikong and Hua Lao are also impressively listed.

The first test was originally a school poetry book, but Dean Sikong was in charge, and it was changed to a more interesting pair.

For the sake of fairness, Hua Lao, who does not hold any position in the three schools, will come out of the association.

Everyone present held their breath and stared, and soon saw Hua Lao holding a joint pen and writing a line of words on the paper.

The students in charge of the site management couldn't wait to hang the upper link in the air.

The students couldn't help but whisper:

"Before the south, before the north, before the north passes, before the north and the south pass through the north and the south, ......"

On the side of Jinling Academy, Xie Rongjing, Ah Pu and others are sitting together.

Seeing Su Jiu coming in a hurry, Xie Rongjing beckoned to her, "Xiaojiu, come and sit beside the master." ”

Su Jiu ran all the way, sat down panting, saw the couplet in mid-air, and hurriedly looked at the players in the field.

In the first competition, each academy can send two people.

Jinling Academy sent out the little brother and Si Dushu.

I saw that the little brother didn't start writing, Si Dushu was shaking his head, holding a joint pen and writing straight, obviously having a good pair.

With a keen eye, Su Jiu vaguely saw that his next link was:

East pawnshop, west pawnshop, east and west pawnshop pawnshop.

It's probably because he has a lot of things on weekdays, and he often goes in and out of the pawnshop, so he has this pair of subordinates.

However, it is very neat.

She put her mind at ease and studied it carefully, "This link is a bit difficult......

Behind him sat Xie Rongjing's group of little boys, some of them had good eyesight, and saw that their son-in-law liked this little scholar and wanted to make his son-in-law show himself, so he proudly interjected: "It's very difficult for this couplet, my second master knows what's right at a glance!" ”

"Yes, yes, our second master is not only good-looking, but also has a big belly!"

"Wrong, wrong, it's not a big belly, it's a full stomach!"

A bunch of little guys, you say a word to me, it's very lively.

The scholars sitting around all looked at Xie Rongjing with disdain.

I've seen braggarts,

I've never seen a cow blow to the sky.

Even Su Jiu sneered, not knowing what kind of expression to put on.

Xie Rongjing saw that he was looked down upon, and sneered, "Just this broken pair, is it also worth the master's shot?" For your sake, I will look at you. ”

As he spoke, he coughed and said proudly: "Before the south, before the north, before the north, before the north and the south, before the north and the south...... Everyone, listen to the master's next link: male prostitutes, female prostitutes, male and female prostitutes male and female! ”

After he finished, he looked at Su Jiu with a shudder, "How?" ”

There was silence all around.

Only the group of people who surrounded him applauded and cheered:

"Good, good! Our second master is only eight buckets high, and he will never be defeated; Dominate the rivers and lakes, for thousands of generations! ”

This wave blows,

Su Jiu was embarrassed for Xie Rongjing.

The little girl silently moved her ass farther away.

On the side of Fuxue, there was a tall young man with a gloomy face and a brocade robe, and handed over the written couplet.

Su Jiu looked at it carefully, and saw that what he was right was:

"The eastern hegemon, the western hegemon, the eastern and western hegemons dominate the eastern and western dominance".

The very domineering and atmospheric lower link is quite consistent with his figure and bearing.

Xie Rongjing saw Su Jiu staring at the young man, so he introduced: "This person is the adopted son of the Jiang family, called Jiang Yanzhi, although he has a high level of talent, he is very difficult to mess with. The kung fu is good, so you can barely get to a tie with me! ”

^^

Before the south, before the north, before the north, before the north and south; You vote, I vote, you and I vote for you and me... Ahem, Tian shamelessly begged for a ticket.

In addition, the couplets in the text are from the ancients, and the dishes don't have that ability haha