Son, although you have only been in France for a month, you are also called "turtle".

Wow wow.

Wen's mother received the news of her daughter's pregnancy in August.

In the past few months, Siguan has been busy with blind dates, arranging eight games a day, when the virtuous ones who don't look good, when the ones who look good when the fairies, in short, keep a cordial meeting with the girls.

Yun Zai spent the summer at the Wen family, and saw that the Wen family's brother was too busy to do the procedure, so he was happy to occupy his room to do the procedure.

Sister-in-law Zhang is old, and Mother Wen feels sorry for the elderly, so she cooks by herself, but the laundry work is basically Si'er's bag.

One day, Sier was washing clothes, Siwan finally had to play a game with Yun, and the two guys were staring at the screen, and there was a loud bang, which shocked people's souls.

The two were startled, and when they ran to the bathroom, they saw Miss Wen with a blue face, the washing machine had been kicked over, and the buckets of clothes flowed out with the water, all of which were Siwan.

Wen Siwan is stinky and beautiful, and she changes eight sets a day on a blind date, and there is a peach-colored lipstick on the top white shirt.

Si'er snorted coldly, walked out without looking at the two, and stepped on the white shirt, his pretty little face was a little hideous.

Siwan sneered, Yun Zai didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and gently bared his fine white teeth and spoke: "Er'er, what are you going to eat tonight?" I haven't eaten a lion's head made by Ah Heng for a long time, will you make it? ”

Si'er turned around, stepped on his white shirt and walked over, pinching Yun Zai's chin and sneering: "Yo, do you want to eat the lion's head made by my sister-in-law?" Cheng, the girl is in a good mood today, I'll do it for you! ”

The clouds are depressed.

Back then, when he wanted to go to France with him, he didn't succeed, so Ah Heng said: "If you dare to follow, don't meet in this life." ”

He thought about the past, smiled, and said slowly to Sier, "It's okay, I'll try to get them divorced." ”

Si'er continued to sneer and glanced at Siguan: "Don't, I beg you, let our old Wen family stay behind!" ”

Siwan was embarrassed, walked up to Si'er and wiped her sweat with a tissue, and blamed: "What an old child, the temper tantrum is endless." ”

Sir shook his hand: "Didn't you hide from me and hate to go home?" Get out of your room, girl, I don't want to see you yet! ”

The phone rang, and Sir had tears in his eyes, afraid of being seen, so he turned around and ran to the living room to answer the phone.

"Mother-in-law, mom, mom, I'll tell you hahaha."

Si'er black line, yelled into the phone: "Yanxi, who is your mother!" ”

Yan Xi continued to smirk: "It's Er'er, hey, I'll tell you a great joy." ”

Si'er heard a gentle female voice on the other end of the phone scolding: "Yanxi, you are really annoying." ”

Si'er's heart warmed, and he unconsciously curled the corners of his mouth and asked, "What's the matter, what's the happy event?" ”

"Hahahahaha

"Say!"

"Hahahahaha

"Stop laughing, say!"

"Waha

“…… Yan Xi, you crazy person, speak! ”

In a squirming voice, Ah Heng snatched the phone, and Wen Sheng was helpless: "Er'er?" Ignore him, Yan Xi is now three years old. Immediately, he said with some embarrassment, "Actually, it's nothing, it's just...... I'm pregnant. ”

Sier stayed for a long time before he reacted, and was very surprised: "I'm going to be an aunt!" No, it's an aunt, it's not right, it's an aunt or an aunt? ”

Ah Heng smiled: "Everything is the same, what love is, anyway, our family doesn't pay attention to so much." ”

Mother Wen was chopping meat in the kitchen, and when she heard Si'er's words, she threw away the kitchen knife and ran to the phone: "What Er'er, what do you say you want to be?" ”

Si'er smiled: "This old lady has really sharp ears, I want to be an aunt, you want to be a grandmother!" After speaking, he handed the microphone to Mother Wen.

Mother Wen hugged the microphone and asked like a cannon: "When did it take a few months and have you been sick to your stomach?" Can you eat? Can Yan Xi serve you well? He doesn't know how to cook, ouch, two little uneasy, why don't mom apply for a visa to take care of you now, ah? ”

In the distance, two handsome men rumbled thunder above their heads, August Feishuang, and looked at Mother Wen with a dull expression, ah no, it was the microphone in Mother Wen's hand. A blind date echoes in his head, a blind date hurried to go on a blind date; The other complains about divorce, divorce, divorce quickly, it's not right, divorce, my nephew will have no father, nephew ...... My nephew...... Alas......

Ah Heng is far away in France, and when he is a month pregnant, he still has to comfort Mr. Yan and the Wen family, and even his grandfather is clamoring to come to France as if he has been beaten with chicken blood, what is this called?

Finally, after calming down, he hung up the phone, turned his head and saw a person with big eyes smiling together, he said, "Daughter-in-law, you move, call me." ”

Ah Heng's black line, this person has not stopped since he got the test sheet yesterday.

Yan Xi squeezed Ah Heng on the stool aside with his buttocks and said, "The stool is hard, you are good, take our son to the bed." Then he hugged the phone and began to press it.

Hey, ××? Lao Tzu is going to be a father, my daughter-in-law is angry, haha your daughter-in-law is not pregnant yet, haha.

Hey, ×××? My daughter-in-law has been pregnant for two months, hehe, hey, let me tell you, it's really not particularly powerful or average, really, you don't have to praise hehe.

Hey, hey, my daughter-in-law is pregnant with Balabalabala......

Hey, ×××? I'm telling you, I've got ......

Ah Heng smashed Yan Xi with a medical book.

Yan Xi paused, holding his head, and the other party on the phone was shocked: "Yan Shao, when did you break through the medical barrier?" ”

"Phew, you just have it, I mean I have a son, and my daughter-in-law is pregnant haha."

Ah Heng pulled out the telephone line and pulled Mr. Yan, who was nostrils to the sky and smiling arrogantly, back to reality.

Yan Xi was aggrieved: "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing, I haven't finished informing ...... yet"

Ah Heng closed his eyes: "I'm not giving birth anymore." ”

Yan Xi hugged the child and sat on his lap: "Why, I'll buy you whatever you want to eat, you can't help but give birth, that's our son, hehe, son, Wahaha." Baby, it's not me who blows, which daughter-in-law among my brothers is so competitive with you, and she was pregnant just two months after getting married. ”

Ah Heng pinched his cheeks: "It's better not to get married, how can your skin become so thick when you get married?" You're not ashamed! ”

Yan Xi was thick-skinned and reasonable: "Is it reasonable for them to be born if they can't be born?" We have Wahaha is the best thing in the world, what is the shame! ”

Ah Heng didn't bother to pay attention to him, lowered his head, and pulled his fingers to play.

Yan Xi took her hand with his backhand, looked at the electronic clock, and said, "It's time for a walk." ”

Yan Xi worked hard last night to rush out a pregnancy schedule, stipulating the time for Ah Heng to eat, the time to sleep, the time to walk, the time to recuperate, and the time to drink soup.

Ah Heng said: "I'm sleepy, I have to go to work tomorrow." ”

Yan Xi frowned, and her thin white fingers gently massaged her forehead: "Can't you not go?" ”

Yan Xi is worried that the large amount of drug environment in the scientific research institute will have a bad impact on Ah Heng and the child.

Ah Heng shook his head: "It's not like this is the time to ask for maternity leave, it will take several months." ”

Ah Heng actually has other considerations, it's not that he can't ask for leave, but if he asks for leave now, the salary will definitely be useless. Although Yan Xi's legs and feet are better, it is still difficult to find a job.

Yan Xi thought about it, tightened Ah Heng in his arms again, smiled, his eyes were very gentle, patted her gently, and said, "Sleep." ”

Ah Heng "Oh", closed his eyes, his eyebrows and eyes were a little tired.

She seems to have been a peaceful person since she was a child, and she doesn't even have to worry too much about being pregnant. But Yan Xi is no one else, Yan Xi can't do it, he is usually spoiled and afraid of melting, and now he is pregnant, you don't let him worry, is it possible?

After putting Ah Heng to sleep, he opened the drawer and took out an advertising letter, which he left when he delivered the newspaper, the collection of works of the French Oil Painting Exhibition, and the first prize could get about 50,000 euros after tax. However, the results will come out next year, Ah Heng can't wait, and the child can't wait.

They threw them into the garbage basket, picked up the drawers, and found a box of pencils for sketching. The clip has been in the corner, almost dusty.

His gaze froze, he smiled, and had no choice but to do so.

When Ah Heng got up, Yan Xi had already gone to deliver milk, leaving a bottle to simmer in a small pot, and boiled a white water egg, all of which were for Ah Heng, and Yan Shao's pregnancy time plan was clearly written.

The sky was bright and silent. She lay on the railing, watching the pink shirt in the distance and wearing cloth shoes shuttling through the alley, it seemed that she was still the boy many years ago, slender and beautiful. He still looks like a child when he is busy with a milk bottle, but he is indeed a man and has a strong power to protect his wife and children.

Ah Heng ate the white water egg and left the milk.

She walked through the alley in a white coat, and around the corner, Yan Xi beckoned from afar, pulling her throat: "Ah Heng, leave the dirty work to others, take care of yourself and take care of our son, do you know?" ”

Ah Heng was helpless, but he smiled, his eyes were extremely gentle, and he framed the eternal photo frame in the fragmented and bright time.

Yan Xi finished delivering the milk at just seven o'clock, went home and hurried to the Place de la Bastille with his sketch clips and pencils on his back, sat on the opposite side of the landmark July Column, and set up an easel.

People come and go, and in the middle of summer, the weather is getting hotter.

It was a Thursday and the market on Boulevard Richard Lenoir was already noisy. He was surrounded by homeless street performers with hair like withered grass but singing happy tunes. The clowns get the coin and nimbly conjure up a bouquet of flowers, amusing the bright and cheerful blonde.

Yan Xi sat on the pony and watched the people come and go, and grabbed the charm of a few beautiful girls and painted portraits. He showed the painting in front of them, and the young women were amazed at what it was like in such a short time. They looked at Yan Xi with a smile and asked how much it would cost.

Yan Xi didn't know the price, thought about it, and stretched out a finger.

One euro.

The enthusiastic girls felt that they had picked up a big bargain and rushed to hug the clear man in front of them.

Yan Xi was startled, smelled the refreshing perfume smell on their bodies, and took a big step back firmly: "Farmer grows wheat, go aside, go!" "If he smells of perfume, the pregnant woman will smell it badly.

He wrinkled his nose, and the girls laughed again, thinking that the beautiful man in front of him was really weird.

Yan Xi earned three euros and three paintings.

Then, he continued to paint and sell, feeling that the money was really easy to come by, and he had no idea what such a small profit meant.

Then he was beaten.

As the sun set, when the stall was closed, he was surrounded by three French men who were also sketching around him and beaten up in the perfume lane. They grabbed him by the hair and said, "Little *, this is just a greeting gift." ”

The perfume trail is full of beautiful perfume shops, dark blue, clear blue, red pink, and the bottle body is graceful and lovely.

Yan Xi knelt in the corner for a long time and didn't stand up. Nose bleeds, this bunch of scum.

When Yan Xi stood up, he stood in front of the glass window of the perfume shop with his painting clip on his back, silently looking at the nobility and charm of the room.

The pretty shopkeeper asked him what he wanted with a mocking look, and he clutched a few meager coins in his hand, thinking about how nice it would be if he could buy Ah Heng a bottle of the world's best perfume. When the words came to his lips, they became: "Portrait, do you want it?" ”

He wiped away the nosebleed, took out the pen with his dusty and dirty hand, and drew her eyebrows and eyes neatly and intently. The sun was setting, his black hair was warmed by the sun, and his back was straight.

The shopkeeper looked at the painting he handed over in amazement. She smiled and asked him, "How much do you want?" ”

Yan Xi thought for a while, and hesitated to speak: "Yiou." ”

The shopkeeper smiled: "No wonder they will be beaten, they all sell for ten euros." Are you short of money? ”

Yan Xilian said with a comparison of paintings: "Wife, pregnant, baby, ask for money, grow up." ”

She pointed to the job advertisement in front of the store and said, "How about you help me design the style of the perfume bottle, and I will give you a 10% cut according to the profit?" The landlady smiled, "I've never seen a dad like you, a dad like a child." ”

Yan Xi found a job.

Ah Heng's due date was March of the following year, and in November, the institute made corrected earplugs, and used Yanxi as a guinea pig, and his hearing was restored by 50%, and the effect was good.

Ah Heng breathed a sigh of relief, left the stall, and went home to raise the fetus.

Edward questioned, looking at the joke: "Can this waste man afford you, Winnie?" ”

The child scratched his ears and cheeks in Ah Heng's stomach and kicked his mother several times, indignant for his father. Ah Heng stroked his stomach and was very gentle: "Little girl, it's okay, this uncle is short of oxygen in his brain, let's not be like him." ”

Yan Xi called the child Wahaha, Ah Heng listened strangely, and started something else.

Edward remembered something else and shrugged: "Winnie, you need to make a choice next year, whether to return to China after finishing your studies or stay in the research institute. The board said that if you stay, consider opening an office for you. ”

Ah Heng lowered his head and thought about it, and said, "Let me think about it again." ”

Edward raised an eyebrow: "I personally recommend that you stay, there is no place with more medical resources than here." ”

Yan Xi bought a lot of toys, in addition to drawing design drawings, he sat next to Ah Heng, put his ears against his wife's lower abdomen, and talked to Comrade Xiao Yan every day.

What "Wahaha can hear Daddy talking, um, baby"; What is "stinky children are not allowed to kick their mothers, and then their fathers beat you"; Or, "Daddy bought you a toy gun, it looks like an AK-47, do you like it haha, I know you like it"; Or, poke and poke, "Hey, Wahaha, are you a man or a woman, are you a man, say yes, don't say I hit you"; At the end, rub your head and add a sentence "Ouch baby, dad loves you the most, haha, the world loves you the most".

Ah Heng was depressed, looking at the hairy head of the belly preface, and wanted to get prenatal anxiety.

She said, "Get away and don't let me see you." ”

Yan Xi burst into tears: "What's the matter, my wife and mother-in-law, just say a few words to my son." ”

Ah Heng was angry: "Yes, yes, your son, your favorite son in the world." If it's a girl, you're going to throw her away, aren't you? Yan Xi, you can do it, why didn't I find out that you were so patriarchal before? ”

Yan Xi was calm and waved the flag: "Love your daughter, love your daughter resolutely, as long as your daughter!" Baby first, daughter second, son back, long live! Then he turned around and picked up his baggage, packed up the bedding, basin, towels, gargle, and a large bag of toys he bought for Wahaha.

Ah Heng was shocked: "What are you doing? ”

Yan Xi glanced at it: "The day after tomorrow is your due date, you have to be hospitalized early, or you will be blind at that time." ”

Ah Heng sighed and had a headache: "You can't stop for a while?" It's still early. I know my own body, and I take the burden back. ”

Yan Xi shook his head: "Mom said that I would be hospitalized in advance, Mom said that I would be prepared in advance to have a smooth delivery, and Mom said that I should always be at the forefront when I am a father." ”

Ah Heng had a headache: "Is it your mother or my mother?" ”

Yan Xi stuffed the toy into it vigorously and said, "Mom." ”

Ah Heng glanced at him: "Let the hand go." ”

Yan Xi was weak and continued to stuff it.

Ah Heng pulled his ears: "I've never seen you like a father, buy toys for your son and buy yourself a game by the way, right?" ”

Yan Xi pretended to be innocent: "No, they said that PSP is on sale, I'm the main one, and I'll buy a ...... for my son by the way."

Ah Heng gritted his teeth: "If your son is born to play PSP, you'd better be prepared to be the father of the monster." ”

Suddenly, Ah Heng's hand loosened, and his face turned pale.

Yan Xi was taken aback: "Ah Heng, what's wrong with you?" ”

Ah Heng covered his stomach, sweat on his forehead, and whispered: "No, Yanxi, I'm afraid I'm going to give birth, let's go to the hospital." ”

Yan Xi, carrying the burden and picking up Ah Heng rushed out.

asked Isu to help call a taxi, and Yan Xi went to Beijing along the way, plus French and English, and smoothly scolded the traffic in Paris.

"What the hell is Paris, there are so many cars on the road!"

So, Mr. Yan, how can there be a car without a car on the road? It's not uncommon for people to rocket people on the road. It's as if his daughter-in-law gave birth to a child, and the whole world owes him no more, typical idealism.

From the moment he entered the delivery room, Ah Heng began to scream, and after giving birth for an afternoon and a night, he was stunned, but his voice became weaker and weaker.

Yan Xi stood outside the delivery room, spinning around like a spinning top.

The nurse brought out a basin of blood water, Yan Xi almost couldn't get up in one breath, he asked, "How is my daughter-in-law?" ”

The nurse rolled her eyes: "Don't worry, it's just a little difficult to give birth, you Chinese give birth to a child is trouble." ”

Ah Heng suddenly raised his voice in the delivery room, and shouted as if he was back in the light.

As soon as Yan Xi heard this, tears came out and rushed directly to the delivery room.

The two nurses pushed him out, Yan Ximeng was also anxious, and felt his baggage behind his hand, took out the AK-47, and said in Chinese: "Don't move, let me in!" ”

The patients in the hallway, along with the staff, crouched down with their heads in fear, and the two nurses screamed and shrank aside.

Yan Xi pushed open the door of the delivery room, and his eyes were full of blood, all of which were Ah Heng's blood. Two doctors were massaging Ah Heng, her lips were already bitten bloodially, and she looked like she was dying.

He walked to the side of the bed, held back his tears, and shouted in a hoarse voice: "Ah Heng, I'm here, look at me." ”

Ah Heng blinked his eyelids, opened his eyes, and held his hand. She looked at him, her forehead hair was already soaked with sweat, smiled slightly, and touched his head weakly: "This is a sterile delivery room, go out, Yanxi." ”

Yan Xi wiped a handful of tears: "Anyway, if you have three long and two short, I won't live long, no matter what delivery room he has!" ”

Ah Heng was helpless, bit his lip and said, "If you want to die, I'm not ready to die." With a push from the doctor, Ah Heng felt that the bones in his whole body were displaced, and he screamed in pain.

Yan Xi stretched out his arm and put it to Ah Heng's lips and let her bite it.

She grabbed the futon, Yan Xi's arm was bleeding, and she felt pain at first, but in the end she became numb, looking at Ah Heng, her eyes were red and swollen, and he said: "I won't live anymore if you die, don't you like to hear me say I love you the most?" I love you, Wen Heng, I love you. ”

He muttered, "I just had a home, and if you destroy it, let's go together." ”

In the end, the doctor yelled, "Why are there so many words? The child's head has come out, don't talk about it, the noise gives me a headache! ”

Yan Xi was agitated and began to shake Ah Heng vigorously, Ah Heng's left fingers pinched into Yan Xi's arm, a scream, and the child's weak cry came out.

Yan Xi collapsed to the ground.

In April 2008, Ah Heng finished his confinement and returned to China by plane with Yanxi, taking a big-eyed baby with him.

Reason: Illegal carrying of toy firearms, serious disruption of social stability, deportation.