Boring 21st Century 3 Misunderstandings
When Qiao Yiyu got on the bus, there were five or six people in the car, but as soon as he drove out three or four stops, every seat in the carriage was almost occupied, many people were the same as Han Le just now, still holding pancakes and steamed buns in their hands, and even Xiaolong steamed buns, after a while, the carriage was full of the smell of food, but I don't know why the seat next to her was still empty, and there were two men standing in front of the carriage, who would unconsciously drift their eyes here every few seconds.
When the car stopped again, a man who was talking with a phone came up, and after getting into the car, he swept this gap at a glance, so he hurriedly strode the meteor first, and his action made the first few men who were still trying to accumulate courage instantly disappointed.
Qiao Yiyu turned his head and stared at the appearance of this man's mobile phone, and the impression was mentioned in the history books that before human beings realized the importance of information control, this handheld communicator that used radio as a communication medium had dominated people's lives like a "drug", as one of the important inventions in history, Qiao Yiyu had also seen some replicas in the library, and even learned how to use some of the basic functions in training, she knew the role of this communicator in the 21st century, It's like the intelligent assistant program is quite for her, in the chat with Han Le yesterday, the other party also mentioned the "mobile phone number", Qiao Yiyu thought about when she should get one, oh, it should be "buy" one.
At this time, the man's phone call had already been made, and the first thing he noticed was the eyes of other people in the carriage staring at him, and then he noticed that Qiao Yiyu on the side had not withdrawn his eyes, he wanted to ask Qiao Yiyu what he meant, but he was worried that he was bored, and when he was hesitating to find a topic to start with, the other party took the initiative to speak: "This...... Where do you sell mobile phones? ”
It's a hard question to answer, and if it had been a few years ago, answering this question might have brought a sense of accomplishment, but now, it's such a big city...... He dared to say that there are as many people in the whole car as there are now as many mobile phones.
The man was about to pretend to answer easily, but Qiao Yiyu had already gotten the answer, and the program had found the image associated with the phone in the memory, a bitten apple pattern...... Of course, Qiao Yiyu remembers this logo, but doesn't the history book say that this company is famous for shipbuilding?
More than ten minutes later, Qiao Yiyu got off the train at the train station with the flow of people, and according to the road signs memorized by the program, she successfully found the hotel where she stayed yesterday, and like all the men along the road, the young man in charge of registration almost watched her go upstairs, I don't know why, Qiao Yiyu felt for the first time that she couldn't bear the discomfort caused by this gaze, and for the first time, she had the urge to question the other party, or ask the other party not to continue to do this...... But she still didn't do it after all, she believed that if she said it, Ken would have the effect of ten minutes, and if she could stop one, could she stop everyone? In the 21st century, it is rude for men to look at a beautiful woman, but almost everyone understands or agrees. The blame can only be blamed on the fact that she didn't fully anticipate this at the beginning, so there was a gap in mentality.
But then again, there are only a few evacuation places in total, compared to others, Qiao Yiyu is lucky enough, at least this is a civilized world, and she also saw many people learning how to hunt with lasers during the training.
It's 7.50 a.m., so she still has the right to use this room for more than 4 hours, she just came yesterday, just looking around, and many things haven't been solved, such as mobile phones, such as the quilt called Han Le, maybe there is an electric blanket, you should also need to buy a computer, maybe you need a little clothes, and toiletries - although Qiao Yiyu feels that she may not get used to it for a while, but she always has to buy it, if you can, You should also learn how to use the means of transportation here, although it is a little older, but it is better than relying on two legs......
There are many things to do, but there is always a priority, for now, it is better to buy a mobile phone first, and go to Han Le's side to settle down, and there are some things that you can ask for his opinion.
Thinking of Han Le, Qiao Yiyu immediately thought of the contract he had read before, and the program immediately called up the contract text, and the rent was paid every four months (pay three mortgages and one), which means that it takes 6000, and buy a mobile phone, Qiao Yiyu immediately turned on the computer......
If you add quilts and the like, the amount that should be spent today is less than 12,000, which doesn't seem to be much, Qiao Yiyu spoke, took out the box on the side of the bed, and brought it over, from the outside, it was no different from the common lockbox, after putting the box flat on the bed, her hand gently pressed on the switch, and after a few seconds, the box automatically opened, revealing the red paper inside, she carefully took out a stack from the middle, counted out 120 sheets, and pinched it in her hand and probably felt it, A very small stack! After putting the rest back, the split part of the box automatically closes again.
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When the knock on the door sounded, Han Le was about to eat, opened the door, and after seeing that it was Qiao Yiyu, he asked again, "Have you eaten?" ”
"Not yet," Qiao Yiyu held a plastic bag on each side, and asked Han Le after entering the door, "Can I take these things in first?" ”
"Of course." Han Le only saw that what he was holding in his right hand should be a quilt.
After a while, Qiao Yiyu came out again and asked, "Is the quilt on the bed for me?"
"Yes, if you sleep cold, you say, there are two small beds."
"I think that's enough." Qiao Yiyu turned around, but turned his head again, "Thank you." ”
"Don't be so polite." Han Le was a little embarrassed.
Qiao Yiyu wasn't quite sure whether Han Le's "you're welcome" was really not needed or just another form of "politeness", she asked the auxiliary program to help judge it, and the auxiliary program replied: "You're welcome is also one of the polite words." "It's really a bit of a knowledge.
The door was not closed, the hot pot had already opened, and Han Le said loudly again: "Why don't you eat together, you can't finish it alone." ”
The assistant program reminded Qiao Yiyu that it is very likely that it is also a politeness to call for dinner.
"And how should this politeness be reciprocated?"
"The highest percentage of words that don't need to be bothered."
"But I remember that no trouble is also a polite word, right?"
"Yes."
"And if someone tells me don't bother, what should I say?"
"The highest percentage of words that are not troublesome."
"It's the same as not thanking you?"
"Yes."
Qiao Yiyu only then got a general understanding of these twists and turns in ancient etiquette.
Seeing that the other party didn't seem to answer his meaning, Han Le was a little embarrassed and prepared to start by himself, but at this time, the other party walked out of the door.
Qiao Yiyu glanced at Han Le and nodded: "Okay." ”
After an interval of two seconds, Han Le realized that the other party was answering his invitation just now, and when he was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say, Qiao Yiyu said again: "Thank you." ”
went to the kitchen to bring a bowl to the beauty, and Han Le began to talk nonsense again: "You're welcome, feel free." ”
Qiao Yiyu had completely given up on distinguishing whether these kind words were true or false, seeing that Han Le had said so, she picked up her chopsticks and picked up a chopstick from a few dishes on the side, and was about to stuff it into her mouth to eat, but she saw Han Le's eyes staring at her changed.
"Is that really a kind word?" Qiao Yiyu sensed that something was wrong, and carefully put down the chopsticks, looked at Han Le and said, "Is there something wrong?" ”
Han Le looked at her like an alien, trying to use a calm tone that was not suspected of insulting the other party's IQ: "These are all raw." ”
After saying that, I regretted it, and the other party didn't look like a fool, could it be that he didn't pay attention, but ...... Just taken out of the refrigerator, how could it be blind to such a thick layer of ice on the beef meatballs.
"Oh, oh......" Qiao Yiyu reacted at this time, and after the auxiliary program reminded her of the meaning of the word hot pot, she had to apologize according to the prompt, "I didn't pay attention just now." Then he hesitated and glanced at Han Le, seeing that he began to pour the balls and fat cows on the table into the hot pot, he quickly sandwiched the one in his bowl, and then made up his mind that as long as it was something that Han Le didn't eat, she wouldn't move any chopsticks, saving the stuffing.
It was obviously Qiao Yiyu who made a fool of himself, but Han Le felt that he was starting to be embarrassed, and the idea of accosting him was thrown out of the clouds, and after a while, when he saw that the fat cow was almost over, he said in a sullen voice: "It's almost ready to eat." ”
Although the dining form of hot pot was not very popular in Qiao Yiyu's time, she had still eaten this salty, spicy and fragrant comprehensive taste, so she was not uncomfortable, but the taste was slightly heavier, so she asked, "Is there rice?" ”
"Yes, yes." Han Le hurriedly agreed, brought the rice cooker, Qiao Yiyu observed his movements from afar, first pulled the plug, opened the lid, and then ...... It can be used to serve meals, and the operation steps of this appliance seem to be much simpler than that of a hotel water heater.
The rice is almost 7 hardness, and the taste is not much different, Qiao Yiyu is still used to eating.
"By the way, what about that classmate of yours, Xie Yongqing? Doesn't he eat here? ”
"He has a job, and he usually comes back in the evening, and he doesn't necessarily eat at home."
Oh, work, it's a concept that's true throughout the ages.
"What does he do?"
"Ph.D....... Doing experiments all day in the lab. ”
"Doctor? What are you studying? ”
"Biology," Han Le wasn't very sure, Xie Yongqing always said that the things he did were not technical, rarely talked about the content of the work, and complained all day long that it was repetitive work and manual work, "It should be related to the virus or something." ”
Qiao Yiyu carefully recalled the biology of the 21st century in history, and like other disciplines, there didn't seem to be any particularly big breakthroughs, so she didn't say anything, but if there were, she probably wouldn't say anything.
Han Le understood this silence as not interested, indeed, few women would be interested in the details of scientific research, last year's Chinese New Year, Xie Yongqing's mother introduced him to a girlfriend, people heard that he was a student biology, and the first thing he said was: "I watched those mice on TV so cute, can you take a few out to raise?" Xie Yongqing said that he wanted to say yes, yes, I have a few tumors on my head, and they are cute.
"What about you? What do you do? ”
"Me?" Han Le always felt a little embarrassed when asked this kind of question by a woman, but he still told the truth, "I don't have a job." ”
Qiao Yiyu reciprocated with the same silence and did not show any surprise, which made Han Le feel more comfortable.
After a while, Han Le asked her, "What about you?" I'm still in college, right? Han Le guessed that Qiao Yiyu's grade was in his early 20s, but he would know after looking at his ID card.
"University?" Qiao Yiyu was stunned at first, "Sort of." Before receiving the evacuation notice, Qiao Yiyu happened to have some interest in history, and she was going to find a teacher to learn something seriously, and take an academic qualification in history or something, which is very similar to going to college by the standards of the 21st century.
"Shen Hai's?" Han Le didn't ask in detail, because Qiao Yiyu's sentence "It's okay" made him think it was a bad school, and maybe she was embarrassed to say it.
Qiao Yiyu shook his head.
"Where's that?" Han Le subconsciously asked.
Qiao Yiyu didn't answer this time, Han Le didn't get a response, he looked up at her, but found that the other party was frowning, as if he was struggling with something, Han Le didn't know what was wrong with him, his eyes were glued to this face all of a sudden, but when the other party realized his eyes and turned to look at each other, he dodged away like an electric shock, how embarrassed and embarrassed.
Maybe it was because of Han Le's evasive gaze that Qiao Yiyu suddenly made up his mind: "Han Le, can I make a suggestion to you?" ”
"You say." Han Le suddenly felt that the pores of his whole body stood up.
"I know you probably didn't mean it," Qiao Yiyu said, "but you always look at me like this, which does make me feel uncomfortable." ”
As soon as he heard this, Han Le suddenly felt that his whole face turned red and his head went blank.
"If you think my face looks good, you can take a picture of me and look at it slowly, don't look at it secretly, it makes me feel unnatural." Qiao Yiyu tried her best to keep her speech slow to alleviate the possibility of misunderstanding by the other party, but judging from Han Le's face, it didn't seem to be very effective.
After finishing speaking, Qiao Yiyu asked for the opinion of the program: "Is it rude for me to say this." ”
"Yes. In particular, the advice you give to the other party will have a high chance that he will misunderstand and think that you are humiliating him. ”
"So what am I going to say? Why don't I take one of my own and give it to him? ”
"Doing so is likely to be seen as a stronger humiliation."
Qiao Yiyu was out of options, she looked like she could only go with the flow, she glanced at Han Le's face, red and white, it seemed very uncomfortable, Qiao Yiyu remembered which book she had read before, saying that the more fierce the competition between civilized individuals, the lower the efficiency of information exchange, and the more complex the language, because complex language can allow the speaker to avoid the consequences of mistakes more - this is equivalent to adding a layer of protection to the language in this form, Of course, this kind of protection will also reduce the function of the language itself, to the most serious extent, the speaker says a lot of things, but in fact does not say anything, and the listener listens to a lot of things, but in fact does not receive any valid information.
Han Le couldn't tell whether he was more ashamed or angry at the moment, and there were many words in his mind that were messed around in it, and finally gave him a few: "Don't worry, never again." ”
"Is he angry?" Before coming, Qiao Yiyu had heard the coach describe the ancients, saying that they were all emotional animals and were easily dominated by feelings, so they had to be extra careful in their words and deeds - for evacuees, this is also the most difficult, after all, there is such a long cultural barrier, or rather, a gap.
"There's no sound material, so it's impossible to tell." The auxiliary program can only see the image and not hear the sound, that is to say, it is okay to "look at the color", but not to "observe the words", and now Han Le's face is almost attached to the bowl.
"I'm full, you eat slowly." Han Le said in a cold voice, took the bowl with half a bowl of rice left and went to the kitchen, and when he was washing, he kept thinking about turning around directly in his mind, and said to her that Lao Tzu was no longer renting, or even more disgusting, saying that the rent has risen now, 3000, a fixed price, love to rent or not......
But he finally didn't do it, Qiao Yiyu's words just now had made him embarrassed, if he did this, he could only make himself despise himself more, and then again, she was indeed beautiful...... Men are cheap!
Qiao Yiyu's interest in eating did not seem to be affected by this, but was attracted by this way of eating while cooking, I have to say that she has a good amount of food, although the bowl is a little smaller, but she ate two bowls in a row, and also eliminated the small half-pot dish, while she was eating, Han Le has been hiding in the room to switch the web page.
After a while, he heard a knock on the door, so he opened the door with an iron face, Qiao Yiyu was holding a stack of money in his hand, and an ID card, which seemed to be paying rent.
From the ID card, Han Le learned that he had guessed just now, if it hadn't been for the turmoil just now, he might have secretly rejoiced in his heart, but now he didn't have any ideas, he just wanted to finish it quickly, although the other party was several years younger than him, but Han Le always felt that he was a head shorter than the other party.
But he wanted to avoid her, but Qiao Yiyu didn't seem to want to let go of him, and after the contract was signed, she asked again: "Do you understand computers?" ”
"What for?" Han Le's tone deliberately remained cold, and he also deliberately kept not looking at her, which was really hard.
"I want to buy one, but I don't know how to configure it...... Can you help me make a configuration order? "Yesterday, Qiao Yiyu checked a lot of information about computers, and the configuration was even more long, which seemed to be more complicated than assembling a spaceship.
Han Le wanted to sneer, and said in a chic manner, I don't understand, you go find someone else, but the words came to his lips: "What is your budget?" ”
"Budget? Oh," Qiao Yiyu understood, and secretly reminded himself to think about it before speaking, "It's 5,000, buy a notebook." ”
"Then I'll help you check ......"
"Oh, and one more thing, what's your cell phone number?" As Qiao Yiyu spoke, she took out the mobile phone she had just bought and asked Han Le to help input it, and by the way, she also learned how to use it.
Just this sentence, as well as the action of handing him the phone, made Han Le's inexplicable anger just now fly out of the clouds, after Qiao Yiyu left, Han Le couldn't help but start thinking again, did he overreact just now?