The boring 21st century 29 burns money
Han Le carried the box, walked out of Qiao Yiyu's room with a little weak heart and sneaky, and carefully closed the door, trying not to make a sound, Xie Yongqing, who was making coffee at the door to refresh himself, looked at him with a surprised face: "Han Le, what are you doing in her room?" ”
The so-called catching thieves and catching stolen goods, Han Le is really a stolen person at this moment - but Han Le still tried to calm himself, he turned his head and said hello to Xie Yongqing, and tried to smile: "I thought you weren't at home." Unexpectedly, this smile tore the wound on his face, and the expression on his face was rich and abnormal at this moment.
Xie Yongqing obviously also noticed, and he obviously wouldn't let go of this good opportunity: "What's wrong with your face?" Attempted rape? What are you holding in your hand, this box is not yours! ”
If it had been before, Han Le would have been willing to communicate with Xie Yongqing about what he had seen and heard just now, and even discuss it—because there were too many things worth discussing, but now he obviously couldn't do this, he glanced at Xie Yongqing seriously, and only said, "You just treat you as if you didn't see anything...... I'll explain it to you later if I have the chance. With that, he walked straight out the door.
Qiao Yiyu means that it is best to throw this box in a place where no one will pay attention - it will definitely not work at home, even if the box can be explained, the 2 million "fake bills" inside cannot be explained, in case it is found, (whether it is found in the box or counterfeit banknotes, although this possibility is very small, but it does not mean that it does not exist), then Qiao Yiyu's life after will definitely not be comfortable.
As soon as he heard this request, Han Le flashed a lot of ideas in his mind, what fire hydrants in the stairwell, garbage cans, the construction waste that had just piled up on the first floor that was being renovated, and even the nursery in the community park, if it was just to hide a mobile phone or something, these places would definitely be safe, and no one would know if they didn't dig a pit and step on their feet, but when he thought that he had to deal with a full 2 million (Han Le didn't know that these were counterfeit money), he would always flash in his mind those scenes that often appear in action movies- No matter how well the decent villain in the movie hides things, there will always be some unexpected accidents, maybe a garbage picker, maybe just a passerby, will take these as an accident between unintentional coincidences, of course, these key items will always return to the plot by chance, because those nobodies who pick up money will always be found by others like a fool, but in reality, Han Le knows that this kind of fool is rare- Take what Xie Yongqing said when he watched the movie, if he picks up a box or bag containing millions of dollars one day, the first thing to do is to take a taxi to the airport, and then find the nearest domestic flight to escape!
Of course, Qiao Yiyu also said that if there is really no way, you can also find a place to destroy all the money - the most important thing is not to let the police find or notice that the money and the box are there, Qiao Yiyu is worried that after the police can't verify her identity, they will soon come to her residence to try to find it, although Qiao Yiyu is also a little reluctant, but thinking about the situation she may face once she is discovered, she feels that it is not unacceptable to destroy it - two million is enough to buy half a house in Shenhai City!
Han Le is also thinking of this idea now, because once the love is revealed, then he will definitely be an accomplice, two million! Judging from Qiao Yiyu's way of letting himself deal with this money, it is definitely a problem for Han Le to use his ass to get these two million! No matter what the problem is, you can't run away with covering up the sin yourself. Han Le is very satisfied with his current life, and has no plans to go to prison to try a more homely lifestyle! Reason told him that he shouldn't care about this at all, but the changes in the box just now, as well as the time he got along with Qiao Yiyu, made him agree again - but what he can do and dare to do is only to this extent, that is, to find a place to burn the money!
When he went downstairs, he kept trying to clear his mind - first of all, he went to the grocery store on the street at the entrance of the community to buy a box of dark coins, and bought the kind of dark coins that most looked like real money.
No, it's better to go to the cemetery and buy it, it's more natural - no, it's better to buy it at the grocery store, and it's more noticeable to take a lockbox to the cemetery......
On the way out, Han Le felt that his whole body was swinging, not only because he was afraid, but also because of an inexplicable excitement - strictly speaking, it was probably the most exciting thing he had encountered in his entire life. It's not just the matter itself, it's a large list of content associated with it, such as what does Qiao Yiyu do? What is the function of this box just now? These mysteries combined with his previous curiosity about Qiao Yiyu completely occupied his mind.
"Boss, boss!" Before coming, Han Le was still thinking about finding the most realistic stygian coins, but after recently, he just relied on instinct to put all the stygian coins he saw in his eyes in a large plastic bag, and even the kind of dollars, and then asked the boss to come out and settle the bill. After paying, he stood directly on the side of the road to stop the car, and he was lucky enough to stop a taxi after standing for more than ten seconds.
Seeing Han Le holding a box and a big plastic bag, and going to the cemetery again, the taxi driver subconsciously recalled the days, and it was not Qingming until the New Year, and then looked at Han Le's tense face, and understood in his heart - there was no nonsense.
The cemetery is not close to here, and after sitting in the car for a while, Han Le's mood calmed down a little, and he was about to think carefully about what to say if the worst happened, and the police found him, why he suddenly went to the cemetery or something...... The mobile phone suddenly rang at this time, and Han Le picked it up and saw that it was an unfamiliar number.
Han Le, who had a ghost in his heart, immediately thought that it was the policeman who was calling—what if he asked himself? Just said that I went to the hospital, no, I just came out of the hospital, and now I am going home! And haven't eaten yet! Hospital, go home, no meals! Right. If he calls again, he will say...... I just said I didn't find it! Yes, this reason was against Qiao Yiyu just now...... After quickly verifying it in his mind and making sure that there were no flaws, Han Le had the courage to answer the phone.
"Hey, is it Han Le?"
FU…… Han Le, who often watches American dramas, heard the first word that came to mind when he heard the voice, not the police, but Zhou Hai.
"What are you calling me for?" How can the current Han Le still have the good temper before.
Zhou Hai on the other side of the phone didn't care, because he knew that Han Legang and Shen Quanfeng had a fight: "Where is Qiao Yiyu now?" Still at the police station? ”
"you!" Han Le wanted to say this sentence the most now, but he still swallowed these words, "If you have anything to say, just say it!" ”
"Han Le, you listen carefully," Zhou Hai also just got the news, some languages are too late to organize, what he can do is to stabilize the situation first, he feels that Han Le may not know the severity of the matter now, "This matter is more complicated than you think, if the police find you, you will say that Qiao Yiyu has nothing to do with you, I will meet with their director directly and ask what the problem is......"
The taxi entered the tunnel at this time, Han Le was not in the mood to listen to his ramblings, but now it's good - the great mobile company helped him, the signal distribution in this tunnel is obviously not good, the signal grid on the mobile phone will be full and empty for a while, at this time Han Le suddenly thought of a better way - turn off the phone directly, so that the policeman can also say that the phone is out of battery when he asks himself! What a genius to yourself!
What if Zhou Hai can really help? That's risky, too, and there's nothing safer than just destroying the evidence! Han Le felt that his thinking had never been so clear as it was today!
When he got off the bus at the cemetery, Han Le felt that he had completely calmed down, today was not the weekend, and there were many fewer people in the cemetery than when he came to Qingming in the past, but it was not nothing-only when you arrived here, you would feel that the death numbers in newspapers and magazines were so real, Han Le met a funeral procession that was not small at the door, and the couple who walked in front were expressionlessly holding a child's smiling face and a delicate box, and several old people behind them looked even more vicissitudesThe direction of the team's progress was the same as his destination, so he followed unhurriedly.
The couple reminded Han Le of himself six years ago, when he also came over with their urns along the way, and his mind was blank. In fact, at that time, he didn't feel much sadness about the death of his parents, he just felt a strange discomfort - maybe it was sadness, as if there was one missing piece in the puzzle of life. He hardly comes here except for Qingming every year, and he doesn't even remember his parents' birthdays until now, and in that sense, he is definitely not a filial son - but he doesn't feel that it's a shame, and if he also has a son, he won't ask his son to be a filial son. Today should be the second time, and he came over when it was not Qingming.
When passing by the shop in the cemetery, he bought a bouquet of flowers and a lighter, as was customary, and the salesman saw his own coin and reminded him to pay attention to extinguishing the fire after burning the paper, and he nodded that he understood.
Putting down the flowers in front of the grave, Han Le looked at the photos of his parents on the tombstone and smiled bitterly - today he is really here to fulfill his filial piety, two million yuan, if there is really an underworld or heaven, this thing should be regarded as hard currency! You two elders can spend it hard, while it's still worth some money.
There is a special burning place in the cemetery, Han Le first unraveled a few plates of dark coins in the plastic bag and lit them with a lighter, and then added them little by little, and when the fire was a little bigger, he began to throw them in small stacks, there were few people around who burned paper, only an old woman on the side was burning for his wife, and the content of the burning was not as modern as his, they were all gold and silver ingots folded with tin foil yellow paper, and he also used Shenhai's local dialect to chant words and phrases that Han Le couldn't understand.
After making sure that no one around him was paying attention to him, Han Le drew a cross along the two opposite corners of the box with his hand, and then deliberately put the box in front of his heel, making sure that no one could see the change in the box, and after waiting for a long dozens of seconds, Han Le's hand felt the change - the hard texture of the metal above the box disappeared, replaced by a soft material, Han Le put his hand in, and sure enough, he touched a stack of hard papers.
When the first stack of money was taken out, Han Le put it in a plastic bag first, mixed it with other money and then burned it, and after burning a few stacks in a row, he felt that it was too slow to burn like this, and he became bolder, so he directly took it in his hand and threw it in, and the old lady on the side glanced at the paper in the basin that was turning into ashes very strangely - the quality of the dark coins is getting better and better.
While Han Le burned it, he transferred the RMB to the pile of dark coins, basically maintaining a ratio between 1:1 and 1:2, and for each stack of real ones burned, he mixed a bunch of fake ones, and when he couldn't touch the paper in the box anymore, he reached out to the side of the box and drew a circle - when he lowered his head and touched the upper surface of the box with his hand, the box had already returned to its previous appearance.
Han Le probably counted the amount of real money waiting for the flame in the plastic bag, there were almost six or seven hundred thousand, and he burned the more than one million just now for more than half an hour, because he was too close, his face was hot and sweaty in the winter, it was not easy to make money, it was difficult to spend money, I also did my best to curb inflation, Han Le made a joke in his heart.
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Qiao Yiyu has actually made the worst plan - that is, Han Le took the box to the Public Security Bureau to surrender, if that is the case, Qiao Yiyu plans to say that the box was picked up by herself in the roadside trash can, but there is one thing she has been reminding herself, that is, she will not let go no matter what, even if she has to sit in prison for decades for these two million "counterfeit money" in the end, she will admit it.
But I shouldn't be so unlucky, Qiao Yiyu is worried and relieved, I heard that this era is still very civilized, and the legal system uses the presumption of innocence, which means that they can't find enough evidence to convict themselves - this Qiao Yiyu is more assured, they will definitely not be able to find evidence of counterfeit money, but she is worried about whether her illegal identity will be protected by the law, she feels that if necessary, she should ask a lawyer to consult about relevant issues.
At this time, there was a conversation between the two policemen outside the door, and Qiao Yiyu heard the more familiar Shang Jie first: "I'll tell you not to talk too much...... How big is that...... I just can't get past ......."
In the middle, there was also the voice of the short policeman: "A little girl, are you angry with others...... I don't object to you staying and watching her, anyway, if you let the director know that she is still here at night, you can explain it yourself. ”
"I'll give that guy Han Le a call...... Hell, I haven't come back for so long to find an ID card. ”
"He's still got paint on his face, don't go to the hospital, you think they're all idle, like you?"
"Who's idle, isn't she suspicious?"
"What's the suspicion, you don't have an ID card? There are more people in the subway bridge cave who don't bring ID cards, why don't you care? ”
The conversation between the two policemen stopped at the door of the office, and finally the tall man said angrily: "If you go in, I'll wait for you at the door." ”
"Alright," the short man pushed the door open, "you think people are going to pester you, you think you're Takeshi Kaneshiro." ”
"Qiao Yiyu," the short man said with a smile after coming in, "It's okay, that Shang Jie was told by our director, and our director asked him to apologize to you...... But there happened to be a phone call just now, he went to the police to deal with it, I will apologize to you on behalf of him, I'm sorry, in fact, it's not a big deal, his person just admits death, don't worry about him. ”
Qiao Yiyu couldn't believe this good news, it was better than the best news she could think of just now - she was still thinking about what the tall policeman said, at least she would be detained here for more than ten days!
"You mean, I can go?" Qiao Yiyu asked again.
The short man thought that Qiao Yiyu must be angry, and deliberately said the opposite: "Is this a misunderstanding, you also have to be considerate, there are difficulties in being a policeman, many times...... I'll be sure to talk about him when he comes back. "The director still wants to make an advanced move this year, if Qiao Yiyu really gets angry and finds a media post on the Internet or something, it will be all in vain, and her face alone has great news value.
When he walked out of the police station, Qiao Yiyu still couldn't believe it, was this okay? If you had known earlier...... Qiao Yiyu suddenly remembered what she had discussed with Han Le, and immediately picked up her mobile phone and called Han Le's phone - of course she couldn't get through.
At this time, Han Le didn't know that Qiao Yiyu was contacting him, the surface of the box under his seat had turned black again, and words appeared - but Han Le's mind was no longer on this, since the money in the box had been taken away, it was not a big deal in Han Le's opinion, he mechanically stuffed piles of money into flames, watched them turn into ashes, and thought about Qiao Yiyu's identity - based on reasonable thinking, this box containing money should be some kind of new high-tech product, Han Le has seen some popular science films on materials science, saying that some materials can change their properties under certain conditions, and some metals have memory functions, which should be the kind of situation he saw before, so it is not surprising to use this kind of box to hold so much money, but what Han Le can't imagine is how the surface of the box can still have a touch screen function - could it be that modern technology has reached this point, maybe you can see a computer like paper in the next two years?
There wasn't much left in the plastic bag, most of it was real money - the amount of dark coins he bought was obviously not enough, Han Le saw that the fire in front of him was also very big, so he thought about throwing it in, just when he lowered his head to lift the plastic bag, he glanced at the screen that had changed color in front of his heels, and there was a message from Qiao Yiyu on it: "I'm fine, the police said it was a misunderstanding, if you see it, please reply." ”
"Misunderstanding?" Han Le's eyes widened, looking at the red paper that was stretching in the flames, and the thick pile of ashes below, he glanced at the plastic bag in his hand a few times, counted the number inside, and turned on the machine with only one thought in his mind - "This misunderstanding is worth more than 1.7 million." ”