Boring 21st Century 8 Doubts
In the early hours of the next morning.
Qiao Yiyu slept a little early yesterday, so she woke up before 4 o'clock, but out of politeness, she never went out of the room, and kept looking at Baidu maps in her room, because the experience of the past few days told her that a more reasonable time to get up seems to be 5.30.
Familiarity with the local terrain is one of the basic qualities of being a journalist, which is actually not difficult for Qiao Yiyu, especially when she understands Google Maps, a somewhat unexpected "high-tech application", it seems that the historical description of this era is still somewhat biased, and it seems that it is not so backward, of course, how accurate it is, it can only take a while to say.
Although Qiao Yiyu knows that her mobile phone also has this function, and it is also convenient to use - there is also a GPS positioning function in the mobile phone, which can better grasp the direction she is in, but she is still not used to it after all, and now many times when she opens her mobile phone, she will habitually want to use her eyes instead of fingers to control - but obviously it is impossible for devices in this era to be connected to the auxiliary program, and there is another point that makes Qiao Yiyu feel insecure about her mobile phone, that is, its power storage is too little.
It is a very time-consuming and laborious thing to forcibly "enter" the auxiliary program of the entire Shenhai map and the main road leading to the adjacent area, after all, the auxiliary program is not a camera of this era, (at this time Qiao Yiyu would rather it be), many of its deliberately "intelligent" functions have now become a burden, if it is a camera, he only needs to focus on the computer screen, but now, he still has to focus on it, and look at it carefully one by one- The human eye sees the object is a process of continuous automatic zooming, although the field of view is wide, but the part that can really see "clearly" is not very large, but because the focusing and zooming process is too natural, people themselves are not very easy to perceive, really write down these images one by one, you will find that in fact, many places in the visual area are blurred.
When he felt that his eyes were a little tired, Qiao Yiyu looked at the time, it seemed to be about the same, so he opened the door and went to the bathroom, but there seemed to be someone inside, so Qiao Yiyu went to the balcony, stood and looked at it for a while and waited.
Shenhai's winter night is extraordinarily long, less than half past five, the sky is almost dark, not a single star can be seen, most of the windows of the residential buildings opposite are also dark, but there are still more than a dozen bits and pieces of light, on both sides of a street next to the community, the street lamps illuminate the entire ground very brightly, occasionally a few cars drive by, Qiao Yiyu imagines the possible driving actions of the drivers of those vehicles, and almost has an urge to draw this scene down- She knew that this interaction between people and tools would become less and less in the years to come, and that tools, and the whole world, would gradually become part of people's "senses......
"Wake up so early."
Qiao Yiyu turned his head and saw Han Le, who was wet all over his head, wiping his head with a big towel, smiled and said hello: "Morning." ”
Han Le was stunned for a moment, but quickly returned to normal, and found a topic a little unnaturally: "I haven't eaten breakfast yet." ”
"Yes."
"Why don't we join us later?" Han Le tried his best to make his words look natural, but as soon as he spoke, he still felt a little deliberate.
Qiao Yiyu didn't pay much attention to this aspect, she nodded: "Okay." ”
When Han Le went back to the room to blow her hair, Qiao Yiyu was in the bathroom studying toothbrushes and toothpaste, as well as toiletries such as towels, she had already used them once out of an attempt yesterday, but today she didn't plan to continue - even if she washed her face, the foreign body feeling of brushing her teeth was still too strong, and the biggest advantage brought by technology was that the ancients needed to get a hairy plastic stick in their mouths, stick a paste of special detergent, disinfectant and fragrance, and stir vigorously for several minutes like brushing a toilet. She only needs to spit it out for a while with half a saliva - both in terms of practical effect and form, it is much more elegant and civilized.
Han Le hurriedly blew his hair in the room for a long time, because of his lack of experience, his hair was blown up like a golden lion king, and he went to the bathroom to get water to try to "modify", but the more he changed, the worse it became, and finally he simply rinsed it quickly, dried it and put on a thick hat - his main purpose in blowing his hair was just to be afraid of the cold, and when he asked Qiao Yiyu to go to dinner, it was already a quarter past six o'clock.
On the way, Han Le and Qiao Yiyu chatted about the job fair, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are the weekend, many recruitment markets in Shenhai should be open, Han Le found two nearer, and discussed with Qiao Yiyu when to print resumes, and took the initiative to say that he had a USB flash drive - Qiao Yiyu obviously did not know much about the storage standards of this era, and after learning that Han Le's USB flash drive could solve the problem, he also said that if it was convenient, he would also help him install one, completely unaware that his mobile phone has this function.
Qiao Yiyu's breakfast choice this time was still pancakes, but Qiao Yiyu had a better plan than eating it - she discussed with the pancake seller aunt who was in her forties and her face was flushed by the cold wind, whether she could make it herself.
Aunt obviously not the first time to accept this kind of proposal, a lot of previous experience made her a little hesitant, but her husband who cooked the ball on the side encouraged her to agree, it was still early, and the business was not busy now, the aunt thought about it and nodded and agreed, just as a look at the excitement, it was great to drop a few more eggs, after deciding, but also as a person who came over kindly reminded: "Girl, stand farther away, don't get dirty." ”
Qiao Yiyu was a little excited, reassured again and again, and then walked over to the place that the aunt gave up, she didn't rush to do it, but first looked around - and finally confirmed the location of all the raw materials.
From the time Qiao Yiyu made this suggestion, Han Le, who was following her, stayed - he may never do this kind of thing in his life, not because of contempt or disdain, but because he can't think of it at all, or even if he occasionally has this idea, he can't take into account the eyes of the people around him and let it go-this society seems to have become a convention, everyone does their own "part" of things, and few people will go to the pancake stall to do it, this pancake stall Han Le has been here about dozens of times in total, and he also knows the husband and wife who opened the pancake stall, and he is still half a fellow, are all from his hometown Belvedere, but if it weren't for Qiao Yiyu's appearance, he wouldn't have thought about making pancakes by himself in his life - it has nothing to do with liking it or not, in his subconscious, he didn't think about the possibility of this situation at all, in Han Le's opinion, this is simply a kind of sadness.
In Han Le's sentimentality, Qiao Yiyu has already begun to dry, the first time is obviously not too perfect, the amount of batter is well controlled, but the speed of spreading out is slow, and when she feels even, when she looks for egg nets to sprinkle, she is already slightly burnt, which makes her a little anxious, and wants to turn over the egg noodles that have not yet solidified, but she is stopped by the proprietress - it is not a big problem to heat a little, but the taste will become a little crispier, but if this flip makes the whole egg flow down, then the whole pancake will be completely unsightly.
The turning over is not very good, and it took several times with a small shovel to flatten it, but the problem is not big, and the sauce is still well done - it all depends on the auxiliary program to help control the amount, and when the final product is done, it is generally a qualified product.
"Han Le, help me get it," Qiao Yiyu handed him his own product, and then said, "Or I'll make one for you...... It's kind of funny. ”
Han Le naturally won't refuse, this time Qiao Yiyu's movements are much more proficient, and there is no problem with the first time, but he is still a little unaccustomed to turning over, after all, this is a technical difficulty, but it is much better than the first time, when it is done, Han Le feels that there is no big difference from the pancakes he has eaten before.
At this time, there were already waiting buyers behind Han Le, a young man who was almost in his early twenties, a little taller than Han Le, had been looking straight for a long time just now, and when he saw that Qiao Yiyu had plans to leave, he immediately shouted: "Beauty, help me make one too." ”
Qiao Yiyu glanced at the aunt on the side, and saw that she just smiled and didn't object, so she smiled: "Okay." ”
This third time has almost reached the standard of the aunt's previous time, and the action is already like a veteran, and when it is almost finished, the young man who has been stunned for a long time suddenly remembered that there is something very important and forgot, he quickly took out his mobile phone, but as soon as he aimed at Qiao Yiyu, Han Le stretched out his hand: "What are you doing?" ”
Han Le felt unhappy when he asked for pancakes just now, and now he was so excessive.
The young man saw that Han Le's tone was a little cold, thinking that he was Qiao Yiyu's boyfriend, but when he glanced at Qiao Yiyu, and saw that she didn't show much disgust on her face, he said cheekily: "Just leave a souvenir and promise not to post it on the Internet." ”
Han Le sneered: "Then I can't let you shoot." "If you don't post it on the Internet, what can you do with it?
At this time, the proprietress had already handed over the plastic bag to relieve the siege: "Pancakes, four pieces...... You're really, young man, in front of someone's boyfriend......"
Hearing these extremely sensitive words, Han Le almost blushed, and glanced at Qiao Yiyu as if afraid, she took the plastic bag in her hand as if nothing happened, ready to enjoy the fruits of her labor, and walked forward without saying anything.
Han Le followed Qiao Yiyu while eating and walking, and did not speak, at an intersection, after Qiao Yiyu threw the plastic bag into the trash, he asked Han Le, "When are you going to print your resume?" ”
"Afternoon, 1 o'clock."
"Oh......" Qiao Yiyu thought for a while, "Then I'll go back at half past twelve and give you my resume." ”
"Okay."
"Then ......" Qiao Yiyu glanced at Han Le, "Do you have anything else?" ”
Han Le realized the embarrassment at this time - he originally went out to buy breakfast with Qiao Yiyu, but now that he has finished eating, what has he been doing with him?
"I just...... Follow along...... You feel free. Han Le explained crampedly that he had blushed more times in the past few days than in a year.
"Okay, goodbye." After Qiao Yiyu finished speaking, he walked quickly through the zebra crossing that was green.
"Goodbye." Han Lemu watched Qiao Yiyu's figure go farther and farther, and when the green light turned red, the traffic cut off this unwilling gaze.
When he got home, Xie Yongqing had already gotten up and was solving the problem in the bathroom - this was probably the reason why he got up early today, and he came out a few minutes later, stretching comfortably, and teasing Han Le, who had just turned on the computer and was looking at the web page, "What a hell, I got up before 6 o'clock...... Are you sure you're Han Le? It can't be possessed by aliens. ”
Han Le didn't take a stubble, and was a little absent-minded.
"What about her? Abandoned you so soon? ”
Han Le turned his head, looked at him seriously, and suddenly asked; "You say, if an alien is really possessed by an earthling, is there any way to identify it."
"You mean the soul-snatching kind...... It's similar to the "Ivan the Mage" you watched earlier? (shamelessly advertised).
"Take it as it is."
"If only you could absorb memories...... That's basically incomprehensible, a person's memory is his only property, and the memory is robbed, so this person is naturally robbed...... Didn't we talk about this before, in fact, if a person really loses his memory completely, it is no different from death......" Talking about science fiction, Xie Yongqing still came a little hard.
"What if it was a little weaker? Like what...... No memory at all? Or do you have more memory lapses? ”
"That's easy to do," Xie Yongqing raised his right hand to make a knife shape, and slashed down hard, "Launch a large-scale inspection of the water meter, check the information before the police leave, and ask questions when they meet, what is it called, where is the primary school, where is the middle school, who are the parents called, and where do you work...... If you can't answer, take it back and ......"
Xie Yongqing smiled coldly: "*, dissecting needle, electric shocker......"
"You're supposed to be a rat in your lab." Han Le despised Xie Yongqing's low-level jokes.
"Although what I said is exaggerating, if there is really an alien, it is the kind of alien who is left alone and has no background," Xie Yongqing kept his smile unchanged just now, and said hehe, "What do you think is the difference between his fate and that of a guinea pig?" Maybe it's not as good as a guinea pig.,The guinea pig is just a one-time.,If it's really an alien.,The earth is reluctant to let him die.,It is estimated that the first thing is to extract stem cells and save that.,Even if he dies, he has to go out of a few to continue playing.,Anyway, aliens have no human rights...... Real people have to enjoy all kinds of tricks, and then it will really be called heaven and earth. ”
Han Le obviously didn't believe it: "How much research can be done on the physiological level alone?" I think the biggest possibility is the high-tech technology of the aliens who torture it. ”
"I think it's just the opposite," Xie Yongqing took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, feeling that the time was quite sufficient, so he sat on Han Le's bed and began to get serious, "Look, if they throw you on an alien planet, you can be regarded as an alien to them, but they want to torture you for what you know, and what specific technical details can you say in addition to some basic theories?" Don't say it's you, even if you tie me up, if you throw it in the technical environment of 500 years ago, I guess I can't do anything other than cultivate some penicillin, and I won't do a microscope alone, although I still use it every day...... But the physiological level is different, if I go to ancient times, and a little prepared, the day of the flower vaccine must be shot, then just this one, it is enough for them to see me as a god, the knowledge that ordinary people have is theory, if you are in a completely unfamiliar cultural environment, it is difficult to get other people's recognition by theory alone, it is better to bring a mobile phone, show them the results are the most real...... But the mobile phone will run out of battery after all, and the only modern technological achievement that can always be carried on the body is probably a vaccine, of course, if it is for an alien with a little technology, the bacteria and viruses on your body will be a lot of wealth......"
Han Le still does not give up his thoughts: "This is not necessarily, many people just don't think about it seriously, and those who have really studied in college don't want to go to college, as long as they have graduated from high school normally, it is not difficult to recall and deduce classical physics carefully, and it is not difficult to be logically rigorous." ”
"Even if you can do it, what's the use?" Xie Yongqing asked rhetorically, "For example, people in the future will bring us the formula of great unification, and then point to a few incomprehensible signs in the formula and say, what is this, what is the new definition...... It's like modern people said to ancient people that the speed of light is 300,000 kilometers per second, how did the ancients verify it? You say the same thing about 300 million kilometers, but from another angle, let's take the modern people to look at the future, how many years has string theory appeared? Neither admit nor deny, why? If you look at the rigor of the system, in the eyes of the ancients, the classical Newtonian mechanics may be much more credible than the current quantum mechanics, and Newton would not be called a genius but a madman if he directly threw out the theory of relativity. ”
Han Le has nothing to say now, generally speaking, Han Le is a little better at arguing than Xie Yongqing in terms of science fiction, although the latter is more professional, this situation is relatively rare today, when he was thinking about how to refute it, Xie Yongqing slapped his thigh: "Damn, it's too late, I won't talk to you...... Let's go. After saying that, he quickly returned to his room, stuffed his notebook into his bag, and hurriedly stuffed his phone key into his pocket.
When he opened the door, Xie Yongqing glanced back at Han Le, and finally made a joke: "Don't tell me, in fact, you are an alien, and then let me prove it?" ”
Han Le wanted to blurt out his inexplicable suspicions about Qiao Yiyu, but he finally didn't say it, because he knew that as long as this topic involved Qiao Yiyu, Xie Yongqing would be able to reach Java with a few words.
After Xie Yongqing left, Han Le recalled what Xie Yongqing had just said, and it was undeniable that there was still some truth in it...... But there are a lot of reasonable things in this world, in fact, many things are just felt when I listen to them, and when I think about it after a while, it's actually.