04. You sing, we appear
"Damn, the Panjiayuan trio are all here."
The corners of Yan Jun's mouth twitched, but his heart tightened with joy.
According to what he thought when he came out, even if he couldn't touch Commander Hu and Wang Fatzi, he would be able to find the big gold tooth at the worst.
These three are all here, and it can be said that this trip is worthwhile.
The fat man was not very interested in the big gold teeth, and his speech was not polite, and he said in a crooked voice: "Eh? This man is very raw, I'm afraid it's not all the way, right? ”
The big golden tooth smiled: "Fat man, don't you go all the way, don't you know until you go through?"
"Brother, my name is Big Golden Tooth, I dump some old objects in this Pan family, I don't want to disturb the three of them, but this ear is not angry, when I hear this Yan Ye talk about archaeology, this is not itchy."
Hearing his polite words, Hu Ba stopped the fat man from continuing to pick thorns, and said, "All of you are friends, Jin Ye, please take a seat." ”
As he spoke, he moved his butt in again, allowing the big gold tooth to sit down.
"We businessmen are thick-skinned anyway, so we said it bluntly, Master Yan, you just mentioned the archaeology of Xishan, I am very interested, can you tell me in detail?"
As soon as the big golden tooth joined the group, he directly opened his mouth to Yan Jun.
Yan Jun was originally going to say it, but he nodded at the moment and began to tell the story.
"That was seven days ago, when it rained heavily on the Xishan side, which washed down an imperial tomb in the Ming Dynasty, and as soon as the rain stopped, the relevant departments immediately organized rescue excavations."
"It just so happened that a head of the Cultural Relics Bureau was friends with our professor, and they didn't have enough manpower, so they invited the professor to take a few of our students to help, and as a result. You know what? ”
"Huh? Hey, I said Xiao Yan, at this moment, don't make fun of me, right? ”
The big gold tooth didn't guard against him coming to hang his appetite, and he suddenly scratched his heart and liver.
The fat man was also anxious, and hurriedly said: "I said, are all college students so wilted and bad?" ”
Yan Jun laughed, and the anger that had been blind for half a day just now was suddenly swept away.
He looked around and said in a low voice: "If you don't talk about it, we also have confidentiality regulations, and there are many people in this place, so it's really inconvenient to talk about it."
Hu Bayi understands this very well, he didn't know how many copies of that thing he signed back then.
"We've almost eaten everything, why don't we withdraw and change to a spacious place?"
The big gold tooth slapped his chest and said, "Done!" Let's go to Dongsi for tea, I'll please. ”
At that moment, Yan Jun rushed to settle the account, and the four of them threw the broken three-wheeled car in the antique shop with the big gold tooth, and turned around and went to Dongsi.
In the private room of a hot pot restaurant in Dongsi, the four of them made a pot of good Longjing, ordered a few plates of preserved melon seeds and fruits, and sat down on one side, ready to listen to the story.
"Three big brothers, listen to me."
Yan Jun did not disappoint them, sipping fragrant tea, telling himself how to excavate the imperial tomb, how to rescue cultural relics and national treasures, how to open the coffin for Emperor Mingjing's autopsy, how to poison the corpse in his body, and how to save himself with glutinous rice and snake gall bladder, etc.
A meal of nonsense blowing the sea, adding oil and vinegar in the middle, the three of them were dazzled and eager to come to the scene.
After hearing this, the big golden tooth sighed: "Alas, it's not a secret, my ancestors also did this business, but they are not archaeology professors, but the soil master of the inverted Doufa Mound."
The fat man listened curiously, and asked repeatedly, "What do you mean?" What does the inverted bucket hair mound do? What kind of official is Tufuzi? ”
"Stay put!"
Hu Ba thought he didn't know, so he took the opportunity to sarcastically say: "You blind rout, you can't recognize all the big characters, what can you know?" ”
"Hey? The fat man is not happy to say this, in junior high school, I am higher than your score in the exam! ”
The fat man blushed at what he said, and pulled his neck to refute.
Hu Bayi ignored him, and said to Yan Jun and Da Jinya: "Brother Yan has a big life, he knows how to save himself with glutinous rice, Master Jin, your ancestors have been the captain of the school, I don't know if you have ever touched any big zongzi?" ”
"Huh?"
Da Jinya was shocked in his heart, and immediately looked at Hu Bayi in awe, and said: "Hu Ye actually knows that when he touches Captain Jin, is it difficult to be a person in this way?" ”
His father is a native master, and he doesn't know the gossip of the Book of Changes, the feng shui of the stars, and the art of dividing gold and fixing acupoints.
In layman's terms, it is a group of thieves who will use Luoyang to shovel and smell the soil, and then dig holes and dig graves, it is difficult to get into the hall of elegance, and even this bit of craftsmanship has been lost to the generation of the big gold tooth.
This grandson was born with acute asthma, and he can't exercise vigorously or be emotionally stressed, otherwise he will roll his eyes and pull over.
Since he was a child, the big gold tooth has been clear about the things in the gold industry, and his heart yearns for it, but he has never had the opportunity to practice it.
It is precisely because of this that the older he gets, the more he admires the masters in this industry.
"Yo, I didn't pay attention to Leng Buding, it's time for dinner again, what's the matter, everyone, let's listen to Hu Ye nag us while we are shabu mutton?"
Seeing that it was already more than four o'clock, he asked the guy to remove the tea and serve the hot pot, and prepared ten plates of tender mutton and fresh hairy belly in one go.
The fat man drooled when he saw it, smelled the pot and smiled: "Hehe, Jin Ye, you have nothing to say, you are really fucking decent, from now on, we are brothers!"
Yan Jun stole the limelight just now, and this time he finally got back some face, Huba shook his shirt and gave the three of them a good review.
He first asked the Great Golden Tooth Ancestor about the means of inverting the bucket, and when he heard that it was shoveled with an iron chisel Luoyang, he immediately scoffed.
"Master Jin, it's not that I belittle your old man, their stuff, in fact, it's all a small road, and it can't be put on the stage."
"If you want to say that the real master of touching gold, which one is not proficient in the I Ching gossip and Qimen Dunjia?"
"Any mountain, take a look, you can know whether there is an ancient tomb inside, and even which dynasty and which generation, where it is buried, whether it is deep or shallow, and what scale, can be calculated clearly."
"Where there is an excellent feng shui, there must be a large tomb, which contains gold, silver, jewelry, bronze and jade, and countless good things."
Commander Hu is also a master of bragging, even talking and making comparisons, listening to the big golden tooth is fascinated and admired.
Yan Jun secretly laughed when he heard it: This is really, I fooled you into appearing.
The big golden tooth was stunned by Commander Hu, and at the end, he sighed: "Hu Ye, fat man, Yan Ye, the three of you, one understands feng shui, one has a good body, and the other is professional.
As he spoke, he took out a small cloth bag from his pocket, took out three objects from it, and handed them to the three of them.
"This is the authentic gold talisman of the thief door, made with the sharpest claws of adult pangolins, the best to drive away evil spirits, extremely effective, our brothers are destined to get together, so I will give it to the three of us to make a thought."
"Damn, this old boy, forget about Hu Bayi and Wang Fatzi, how can Lao Tzu fall for you?"
Yan Jun took the touch gold talisman, only to see that it was a hook-like pendant, the whole body was black and shiny, and it was worn with a red rope, which could be hung around the neck.
This thing looks like that at first glance, but Yan Jun knows that this is an authentic fake.
The fat man also got one, and he liked it very much, and said while touching it: "Hey, Jin Ye is really interesting, this thing is not cheap, right?"
Hu Bayi also said: "Hair Qiu Yin, touch the gold talisman, move the mountain, and find the dragon, these four pieces are the treasures in the gold industry, I didn't expect Jin Ye to be so generous, and the shot is three." ”
"What, you're welcome."
The old man with the big golden tooth blushed, and hurriedly opened the topic, saying, "How do you say a word?" Forehead.. That's right, investment, I call it upfront investment. ”
"The three of you, all of you have extraordinary bearing, you have skills, if you get a famous antique one day, even if you don't sell it to me, you have to take it out to your brother, this is all right?"
"No problem!"
The three of them happily agreed, chatted for a while, drank three bottles of liquor and a whole case of beer, and finally got drunk and began to run the train with their mouths full.