Chapter 9: MMP! Lao Tzu fought with you!
"Long live Your Majesty Mengsk."
"The swarm will be defeated, and Kerrigan will die."
"Long live Your Majesty Mengsk."
"The rebels will be defeated, and Renault will die."
Tur shouted slogans weakly, reminding him of memorizing textbooks at school.
Equally listless were his thousands of temporary teammates, and even the commander standing on the high platform had blank eyes on how to escape from this damn place.
He was drafted, or forcibly recruited, and most of the people present were coaxed or forcibly recruited by that fool from Mengsk.
Oh, that's unfortunate news.
Ever since learning that the brutal Zerg queen Kerrigan is about to lead a swarm against Keha, and oh yes, and her damned lover and leader of the Resistance, Jim Reynolds, has arrived, the stupid Monsk has locked down the entire planet in a vain attempt to send everyone to hell with him!
Oh my God, it's so desperate...
Well, Turdu has been desperate for many days, he is numb ...
He didn't know why Queen Kerrigan was so keen to storm cities and flatten human planets with endless sea of worms, only that it wouldn't be long before the capital of mankind, Kehastillin, would cease to exist.
And he, after a while, will become the excrement of insects.
"Yingying! You've got to give me an explanation! I said I would swim together, but I spent a night in the pool and you were nowhere to be seen! Just drop the sentence 'Charge is gone', and it makes me now! Right now! … I'm getting cold now! ”
At this time, a disobedient voice sounded beside him, no less than dropping a nuclear bomb in the lurking swarm.
Tur was a little surprised, at this time, someone still had the strength to think of other messy things?
He looked sideways, and as did a circle of temporary teammates around him.
It was two Asians, standing in the corner of the rally venue, dressed like they looked out of place.
There are not many Asians in the Kpopru area, because the vast majority of the criminals exiled to Kpru were mostly white and black. After more than 200 years of development and assimilation, it can be said that such a pure yellow race is almost extinct.
Their appearance is also novel enough.
The man is okay, although it is blue pants and black short sleeves that he has never seen before, but it is not surprising, maybe it is absenteeism on some planet.
Women are more daring. She wore a hairstyle that she had never seen before, perfectly complementing an impeccable face, and the skin on her slender neck was snow-white and smooth, all the way to the beautiful collarbone, and then to the invisible part hidden under the clothes. She wore a white dress that barely reached her knees, the bulging pouch on her chest lifted up a large piece of the dress, and a pair of crystal white calves exposed the hem of the skirt, which people couldn't help but touch but couldn't bear to blaspheme.
At such moments, her appearance was like the god of beauty descending into the mortal world, so perfect, Tours felt that the slightest glance at her by these filthy mortals was disrespectful to her...
Hehe, of course, if it was before, they might have thought so, and even pushed her to the high platform like the stars and the moon, and asked her to make a speech about the mortal world.
But right now, as a group of short-lived ghosts, who cares about these things? If they could leave their own bodily fluids on the body of such a perfect goddess, they didn't even care how many people were in front of them!
Moreover, the goddesses did not really exist, otherwise they would have been rescued from Keha and saved from the desperate war.
That's why Tours thinks she's bold.
"Wow! Look at this beautiful young lady, how delicious and tempting you are, how about I cordially invite you to my bedroom? ”
"No, no, no, beautiful young lady, come to my bedroom, I have installed an electric meter on the bed, so that we can save enough energy to do other things!"
"Cut, you beasts! If you want me to say just a few beds here, isn't it more exciting for everyone to be together? ”
A group of outlaws approached Yingying while saying the next thing in their mouths, and their obscene intentions couldn't be more obvious.
Anyway, I'm going to die, and it's good to be happy before I die.
“mmp! A bunch of spicy chicken! Dare to move me, Yingying, I'll fight with you! Wang Bai didn't think about it, and took a step to block Yingying behind him.
Although his legs were shaking when he saw the hungry wolf-like eyes of this group of people, he had to let out the cruel words first.
In fact, Wang Bai is also a macho man, this is to blame for his father's good teaching, a man can't even protect his wife and children, so is this still a man?
In Wang Bai's opinion, Yingying is his own, not to mention any wife's digressions, he really can't think of that aspect just after breaking up, so he said that Yingying is so good to her, so dangerous, and he has to stand in front.
"Boy, did you get water in your head? We're killing you like trampling a slug! Who are you when you dare to save beauty in this hero? A lewd man pinched his fingers, and as he spoke, several equally obscene figures were already standing behind him.
Yes, obscene, not only the words, but also the way they look. A group of people looked crooked and cracked, less than one hundred and sixty centimeters tall, and they were hunched over, dangling in front of Wang Bai and not reaching his shoulders.
In other words, forcibly conscripted soldiers are different, they have no ideological quality, and their physical quality is not much better.
And the source of the matter, Yingying behind Wang Bai covered her mouth gently, and her little face was already red.
Thousands of eyes glowing green in front of her, she completely ignored them, after all, those didn't matter to her.
What is that? Mole ants?
Now she only has the figure in her eyes that is not tall, but it blocks her tightly.
Well, that stupid shopkeeper did stupid things, which made her have a strange mood for the first time.
"Is this a fool? This group of people in front of them is a group of madmen who are about to die! He's in my way! Not long after I arrived here, the plane store had already scanned the entire Keha, and Yingying had the information here, "But I can't read any hesitation in the heart of the foolish shopkeeper!" Any compromise! Although scared, the owner stepped up! Didn't the shopkeeper know that he would be torn to shreds in an instant? ”
Wang Bai stood up too suddenly, Yingying was originally going to pull Wang Bai behind her.
And Wang Bai stood for a thousandth of a second, Yingying was stunned for the first time, she thought a lot, and also raised too many questions, this is the first time she has encountered a situation where the answer is standing in front of her eyes, and she still doesn't understand.
Why did Wang Bai stand up even though he knew that he was so weak?
Why did Wang Bai think in his heart that she was already Wang Bai's person, did Wang Bai regard her as the closest person?
Why is Wang Bai so stupid? His legs are obviously constantly calling!
Somehow, Yingying suddenly remembered the first and last conversation her Creator had with her when he made her.
Even after countless years, she had not forgotten that conversation, and she was always thinking about what the Creator meant.
"Intelligent assistance, do you know why in the face of death, my people and I will still go forward?"
"Creator, are you living better for future generations?"
"Then why do we want future generations to live?"
"Is this for the inheritance of civilization?"
"Hehe, it should be love..."
"I'm sorry, Creator, but the emotions of living beings are something I can't understand."
"Hehe, forget it, let's wander with the brain, to find answers, to find hope."
Since then, countless years, countless reincarnations, Yingying has witnessed the birth and destruction of countless universes, as well as the rise and fall and demise of countless civilizations.
So until now, she would only pretend to be angry, pretend to be sad, pretend to be happy, and pretend to be disappointed, although she knows everything.
However, just now, she seems to have noticed that she has a strange emotion?
What is that?
"Happy? Wrong...
Joy? Nor is it...
Impressed? Is it really moving?
Right! It seems to be touching!
And then? And then is there joy? Happy?
Yes! It's joy! It's fun!
I... I seem to understand something! ”
Yingying raised her head happily and looked at the figure in front of her with a smile.
Others didn't have time to blink, in her opinion, she had been thinking about it for a long, long time, and now she understood something about what emotions were and what happiness was.
Well, she also understands the pictures in those movies and TV series that are commented on by others as moving.
"Fool shopkeeper! Fool shopkeeper! Fool shopkeeper! Who wants you to protect it! Myself, myself... The plane shop has scanned some combat robots of this civilization, and the fool shopkeeper can directly buy them for credits to fight! Yingying knocked on the back of Wang Bai's head and said happily.
She wanted to say that she was very powerful, but since the foolish shopkeeper had forgotten how she could travel to various countries on the earth overnight, and even make people fade their impression of her in an instant, then she should forget about it, anyway, she suddenly liked this feeling of being protected.
Well, Wang Baineng is so stupid mainly because of the sequelae left by passing through the time and space tunnel, as a human being, his physical fitness is too poor, otherwise he would not have directly attracted the attention of the audience regardless of the occasion, and then he was stunned and wanted to resist the danger for Yingying.
"Huh? The plane shop was scanned so quickly? Wait a minute! Don't come here! Don't pull out your gun! Wang Baigang was about to take out his mobile phone, but the person in front of him took out the gun in an instant, so scared that he almost went incontinent.
"Fool shopkeeper! You can buy it directly with your thoughts! Didn't I say that before? ”
"Oooh! Plane Shop! Hurry up and get me some bullfork robots, I can't stand it! ”
Wang Bai shouted hysterically in his heart! When he saw hundreds of guns pointed at him, he was almost paralyzed on the spot!
What the hell is going on?