Yellow, cucumber......

Shu Xiaomian's eyes widened, and his ridiculous tone was clearly saying that, right? Her face was crimson, and she couldn't wait to find a hole to drill into: "Uncle Jiu, you, you are so filthy......"

Xi Mushen twisted her brows, raised her slender fingers to pick up her chin, and her eyes were deep: "You understand what I mean, what's the matter, have you used cucumbers?" ”

Ever used cucumbers? How can it be!

Shu Xiaomian blushed and said anxiously: "I didn't!" ”

"Then I'm just talking about the cucumbers in the address book, what do you say I'm dirty? Well? Xi Mushen asked suspiciously, and for a moment, he said with a hint of yin and yang: "Or do you always want to use it, but you don't have the opportunity to implement it, why don't I help you?" ”

Help her!

"No, no, no! Uncle Nine, I was wrong! I shouldn't fix you, I'll change it back for you right away, change it right away, don't be angry. Shu Xiaomian's face turned white with fright, and he raised his hand to take the mobile phone in his hand.

Helping her with cucumbers is a picture that I can't even imagine!

Xi Mushen looked at her hurried and frightened appearance, smiled, attached to her ear, and said in a hoarse and emotional voice: "Don't worry, cucumbers are uncomfortable and easy to break, even if you want it, I won't use it to get you." ”

Shu Xiaomian's ear root is hot, uncomfortable, and broken......

it! How can he understand so much, so shameless! Also, how did he know that he saw that she wanted cucumbers?

She scolded shyly and angrily: "I won't change it for you, villain!" ”

After saying that, I didn't want to see him for a second, so I pushed him away and ran quickly.

Xi Mushen raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Little woman, cute and quite temperamental......

After Shu Xiaomian ran back to the room, she washed her face with cold water for two minutes before extinguishing the heat of shame on her cheeks.

Dead Xi Mushen, bastard Xi Mushen, she really doesn't want to see him again!

Throughout the day, Shu Xiaomian was full of resentment, drew countless circles on the scratch paper, and cursed Xi Mushen, short, small, fast, and wilting!

After getting off work in the afternoon, Jian Momo ran over to Shu Xiaomian's side, and when she saw the series of fonts, her jaw dropped in shock:

"Xiaomian, which man has offended you? Letting you put such a poisonous curse? ”

Shu Xiaomian hurriedly crumpled the paper into a ball, but she didn't dare to let Jian Momo know that she was cursing her male god:

"No, I just write and draw casually, which man dares to offend me?"

"Oh. Also! You are now a little sheep protected by Uncle Jiu, and no one dares to mess with you. Jian Momo said with a grin.

During this time, Xi Mushen went to the bar, helped Shu Xiaomian every night, and cleaned up the big star last night, she knew it.

When Shu Xiaomian heard Uncle Jiu, thinking of the cucumber this morning, her little hand pinching the paper ball tightened, as if it was Xi Mushen, and she couldn't wait to pinch him into powder.

She packed her bags and stood up: "Let's go, go to the bar." ”

"Uh-huh." Jian Momo hurriedly took her hand and followed, and said flatteringly: "Xiaomian, we are good friends, right?" Can you take me to your private room tonight and let me get up close and personal with the male god? ”

Male god?

The person who says that the cucumber is so dirty will be a male god?

Shu Xiaomian really wanted to pat Jian Momo's brain, let her sober up, don't be deceived by that bewitching face, no matter what, you have to look at the soul, okay?

But brainless fans are irrational, and let Jian Momo know that she and Uncle Nine are talking about cucumbers, does she still have face?

She spoke, her expression firm: "Momo, I'm sorry, I'm going to resign again." ”