003 A Lot of Wanton Lazar (This Chapter is Poisonous)

The three of them waited for two or three hours, the traffic on the road gradually decreased, people returned home in twos and threes, and the old street also fell silent.

Isn't this drunk going to drink and drive?

Gao Chengyang led the two brothers of the Liang family to hide in the shadow of the flowers and trees, and couldn't help but secretly regret it in his heart.

Liang Xi recognized Liu Xinyuan's new car, and while the three of them were waiting just now, they were bored, so they took advantage of the situation to puncture the four tires of Liu Xinyuan's jeep.

I knew that Liu Xinyuan drank like this bear and drove with dog guts, so he didn't puncture the tires, and directly called the traffic police uncle with a report call, and he could immediately send this turtle grandson to the number. At least 15 days of imprisonment and revocation of driver's license are the basic norm, and the work that this turtle grandson has worked so hard to plan will not be guaranteed. After all, a large factory like theirs with a strict system was absent from work for 15 consecutive days, and it also saved him the effort of beating him with a sack.

Such a good thing of killing many birds with one stone, he was ruined by him, and he was careless.

Gao Chengyang secretly hated.

A man put Liu Xinyuan in the co-pilot and said, "Brother Liu, can I call you a substitute driver?"

Liu Xinyuan was already drunk unconscious, and when he heard this, he still struggled to sit up, opened his eyes, and took out his mobile phone from his jacket pocket, trying to press the button but failed.

"You call your sister-in-law, tell her the address, and ask her to pick me up. Liu Xinyuan threw the phone to a man next to him, tilted his head and fell asleep.

The man quickly dialed the phone and informed Liu Xinyuan of his arrangements, thinking that he would stay here and wait until someone came to pick up Liu Xinyuan before leaving. Suddenly, there was a gurgling roar in my stomach, and a spurt from my anus, "Ahh The man shouted, and after saying that, the car door didn't come and closed for Liu Xinyuan, so he ran quickly to the embankment in the riverside.

Another man secretly snorted that the lazy man had a lot of feces and urine, and was about to turn around to close the car door for Liu Xinyuan, when he suddenly had a sharp pain in his stomach, feeling that his intestines were tangled together, and the chrysanthemum seemed to be loose, and he puffed out a string of long farts, and suddenly feces and urine flowed sideways. He didn't care about getting dirty, so he covered his butt tightly and rushed to the bottom of the Binjiang Bridge.

In the end, on the street, although there are fewer pedestrians around, it is really embarrassing for people to come and go.

Liang Xiaobei was lying close, and this string of stinky farts mixed with the smell of feces and urine made him dizzy.

"Hmm! it stinks!" he covered his mouth and hurriedly retreated until he retreated to Gao Chengyang, and there was no way to retreat.

"Brother Yang, what do you say?" Liang Xi said.

Gao Chengyang waved his hand and said, "It's better to wait and see than to act, just now, on." As he spoke, he rushed towards the co-pilot with the door open, holding a black plastic bag prepared in advance, ready to be put on Liu Xinyuan's head.

Liang Xi followed closely behind him, and also said: "Brother Yang, the car is narrow, let's drag him out and beat him." ”

Gao Chengyang responded, looking at Liu Xinyuan, who was asleep unconscious with his head raised and mouth open, and there was still a trace of white saliva on his mouth, and he felt a burst of disgust in his heart. He first spit hatefully on Liu Xinyuan's face, and then covered Liu Xinyuan's head with a plastic bag, and then stretched out his big hand to pull Liu Xinyuan out of the car.

"Fight!" Gao Chengyang ordered. Liang Xiliang Xiaobei brothers rolled up their sleeves together, and together with Gao Chengyang, they beat their noses and eyes indiscriminately.

Liu Xinyuan, who was sleeping, only to feel a sudden continuous and sharp pain in his body, and he woke up instantly.

"Ahh

Gao Chengyang snorted coldly, and finally punched Liu Xinyuan in the face, and then waved his hand to stop the fists and kicks that the Liang brothers were falling indiscriminately. He made a look and signaled the two of them to accept it when they saw it, vent it appropriately, and teach him some lessons.

Liang Xiaobei was a little angry, seeing that Gao Chengyang and Liang Xi turned around and ran away without any love, he didn't give up and kicked Liu Xinyuan's pouting buttocks.

There was a dull sound, the sound of shoes kicking against the flesh, followed by a 'poof' sound, followed by a foul smell. Because Liu Xinyuan was kneeling on the ground with his head in his hands, he was pouting his buttocks high, only to see Liang Xiaobei step down, and suddenly feces and urine and stinky farts flew together, like a flood, projecting straight into the sky.

Liang Xiaobei couldn't react, and his body was swept with a little feces spots, and he suddenly screamed in mourning.

"Ah!!! Brother Yang, I kicked this out. Liang Xiaobei shouted.

Gao Chengyang turned around and came back, it was too late to stop Liang Xiaobei's shouting.

Hearing Liang Xiaobei's shout, Liu Xinyuan struggled to stand up, took off the black plastic bag on his head, and scolded: "Gao Chengyang, I'll your grandfather, I will kill you with a black hand behind my back." As he spoke, he was about to move forward and pounce on Gao Chengyang.

"Xinyuan, is that you?" At this time, a soft female voice came.

Liu Xinyuan, who was rushing forward, stopped the momentum of the flutter, and Gao Chengyang, who was doing a good job of defense, also looked back.

I saw that in the dim light, a tall beauty with long hot pants, carrying a small black leather bag on her shoulders, and two straight and long beautiful legs stretched from the waist down to the ground.

Who is this hot beauty who fell from the sky like Sailor Moon?

Gao Chengyang's eyes were straight.

"Shishi, you're here. Seeing the comer, Liu Xinyuan was excited, and was about to catch up, when his stomach turned over again, he hurriedly reached out to cover the back of his buttocks, but it was too late, the feces and urine actually came out of his hands that had not yet closed as if they were souls, and there was a foul smell in the sky.

Gao Chengyang's eyes were straight, it was really strange every year, and he would see it more today! He couldn't help it for a while, and laughed out loud.

Liu Xinyuan's drinking turned into a pig's liver-colored complexion, and he was a little deeper, and he was so ugly in front of the people he cared about the most, which was a great shame for him, he gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Gao~Cheng~Yang~, Lao Tzu your eight-generation ancestors." ”

The old beggar who had been hiding in the dark was almost asleep leaning on a telephone pole at this time, although he was far away, but it seemed to be a tailwind ear, and Liu Xinyuan's words fell into his ears word for word. He plucked out his ears, feeling that Liu Xinyuan was really noisy, he picked up the broken bowl, waved it into the void, and said, "Pig-headed cub shut up." ”

Suddenly, a gust of wind rose and blew over Liu Xinyuan, Liu Xinyuan felt the tip of his tongue numb, and he couldn't make a sound anymore. His eyes rolled and rolled, his mouth opened and closed, but he was silent after scolding for a long time.

Liu Xinyuan was still holding his buttocks behind his back, his mouth was closed, and his beaten head and face were swollen when he saw the wind, but he couldn't make a sound, and he looked like a monkey jumping on his feet, Gao Chengyang looked funny, and couldn't help but say: "Hey! I said that the surname is Liu, are you shitting and urinating in your throat?"

Brother Yang's words are so poisonous!

Liang Xi smacked his lips and was a little farther away from Liu Xinyuan.

The old beggar under the telephone pole turned over and said in a daze: "the ancestors at every turn, who have we provoked so well? It's really ridiculous, can you use that dog thing?

Lin Shishi was recruited by Liu Xinyuan's phone call, saying that he had drunk too much and asked him to drive for him. Originally, she had already slept, but thinking that her fiancé had drunk too much wine and was still staying outside so late, she was really a little worried, so she cleaned up again.

I didn't expect to see such a good show as soon as I came.

Liu Xinyuan, who has always been elegant and polite in front of her, still has such a disgusting side. Originally, it was common for people to eat whole grains and feces, urine and feces, but they had no scruples and no shame, and it was too embarrassing to be so ugly and obedient in front of so many people, and she felt that her worldview and outlook on life had completely collapsed.

She had never seen such a disgusting and heinous scene, and even though they were across a wide road, she could smell the disgusting stench of. She couldn't stop taking two steps back, and for a moment she thought that the two were engaged and would soon get married, and then slept on the same bed, hugged each other, and her little white face turned gray. She couldn't stop taking two steps back, and then "vomited", and spit out defenselessly.

Gao Chengyang looked at Lin Shishi fixedly, and his eyes seemed to have grown on her.

The so-called beauty under the lamp is true.

The woman's hair is like brocade, her skin is like jade, her eyebrows are lightly drawn, her lips are light, she is as pure and lovely as a hibiscus out of the water, but she is wearing hot and bold clothes, this unique collision of beauty instantly turned Lin Shishi into a sometimes well-behaved, sometimes wild cat, which is really addictive.

Even if the girl on the other side of the road has been covering her mouth with a pair of snow-white hands and vomiting again and again, she has a unique demeanor. Under the yellow halo of the street lamp, her slender figure became more and more graceful and soft.

For a while, Gao Chengyang and the Liang brothers were stupid.

It's really better to meet than to be famous, this Liu Xinyuan is an out-and-out toad, and he actually found such a piece of fat and tender swan meat, which is really envious of others.

Lin Shishi vomited once, Liu Xinyuan reacted, and hurriedly ran towards her again.

"Shishi, you're here, you wait for me, I'm a little inconvenient now, wait for me to clean up..." he shouted as he ran.

Lin Shishi was so frightened that her face was deformed, and her soft voice instantly became a little more delicate and fierce because of the sudden fright, and she said, "You... You don't want to come here, stop! If you come here again, I'll call someone. ”

Watching Liu Xinyuan run across the road with a shell rolling dung ball, Gao Chengyang suddenly regretted dragging him out and beating him, if these things were left in his new car made of all leather bags, the smell, just thinking about it made him feel refreshed.

Seeing Lin Shishi's eyes full of disgust and fright, Liu Xinyuan, who had already run to the middle of the road, suddenly stopped.

From time to time, passers-by on the road walked towards him, full of disdainful eyes.

"This man has a sick brain, why is Lazar all on his body?"

There are passers-by who have a naturally loud voice, and even if they deliberately lower their voices, they still drift far away in the night that gradually falls silent.

Lin Shishi's originally pale face turned red with shame for a moment, although passers-by were not talking about her, but standing opposite was her fiancé, who would soon become her husband, the person who would share the bed with her, just thinking about it, she felt that the future was bleak.

"Liu Xinyuan, let's finish, don't come to me again in the future, I will ask Aunt Li to come to the door to talk about the divorce in person. She shouted with all her strength, and then glared at Gao Chengyang hatefully, turned around, covered her face and ran away.

Gao Chengyang's body was crisped by Lin Shishi's tactful, soft and amorous glance.

It's like being electrified, it's the feeling of first love.

In Zhang Qiang, he hadn't experienced it for a long time.

Watching Lin Shishi's slender figure run farther and farther, gradually turning into a line, Liu Xin's liver trembled. It took him a lot of effort to catch up with the person he could get, but in a blink of an eye, he abandoned himself again, all because of Gao Chengyang.

"Gao Chengyang, you wait! Lao Tzu is not finished with you. He gritted his teeth in a low voice, and before the words fell, there was an overwhelming cramping pain in his abdomen, and the came again, he hurriedly covered it tighter again, and rushed into the dark place where there was no street lamp.

"Brother Yang, how is it? Is that girl right? Is it on par with Sister Qiang?" Liang Xi stood in front of Gao Chengyang and teased.

It's just that Lin Shishi has already run away, but Gao Chengyang's eyes are still glued straight to the direction where she disappeared.

Gao Chengyang nodded and said, "In the middle of the night, she is a girl, and she doesn't know if An is safe. Thinking like this, he subconsciously said it.

"Brother Yang, this Liu cowardly recognized us, do you think he will seek revenge in the future?" Liang Xiaobei just ran to a nearby public toilet to clean up the feces marks on his body, and then ran over again, and said uneasily.

Gao Chengyang knocked on his head with a shudder, and said, "Just your kid is delaying, so I know how to worry!" His expression was serious, but his tone was a light joke.

Since he dared to beat Liu Xinyuan's black stick, he was not afraid that he would retaliate if he guessed that it was himself, he was so big that he had always stood up to the sky, but he was not frightened. In the evening at the barbecue restaurant, he didn't immediately repair Liu Xinyuan, it's not that he is not courageous, it's that the hero spares his life, knowing that he can't beat it but doesn't do it, secondly, there are many people there after all, and he is afraid of involving innocent bystanders.

Seeing that he didn't take this matter to heart, Liang Xiaobei immediately breathed a sigh of relief. A few people walked noisily in one place and walked towards the factory.

All three of them live far away from their homes, and they all live in the staff dormitories provided by the factory.

"Hehe, this Liu Xinyuan has suffered a big loss this time, you look at his and urine all over his body, it's really funny. ”

"What did this guy grow up eating, the smell was unforgettable. ”

A few people walked and laughed, so unhappy, it seemed that the depression that had accumulated for a few days had dissipated.

"By the way, Brother Yang, today is the 22nd, and there are still three hours to go before the 23rd. Liang Xi looked at his phone and said suddenly.

"What's wrong with the 23rd?" asked Liang Xiaobei strangely.

"The 23rd is my birthday, my twenty-fourth birthday. "Gao Chengyang Road.

"Wow! Brother Yang is going to have a birthday, let's find a place to celebrate!" Liang Xiaobei said.

"What are you celebrating, go back to sleep, tomorrow is another day's shift!" Gao Chengyang said.

The people walked farther and farther, and the sound became quieter and quieter, and the old beggar, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly turned over and sat up.

"Let's go back, let's go back! Good grandson sleep well, wait for me at night!"

The old beggar stretched out his hand, and Gao Chengyang, who had already walked to the distance, felt a heat wave hit, and the back of his head seemed to be burned.

"Ahh

"Brother Yang, what's wrong?" a voice asked.

"Nothing. Gao Chengyang's puzzled voice came, "There are many mosquitoes in summer, I think I was bitten." Finally he said.

This stupid boy.

The old beggar smiled and rolled over again, closed his eyes and fell asleep.