Chapter 83, Hao Fan of Forget Worries Inn VS Zuo Ze (5)
"It's just a snake, and you don't know what to do?" Changyue's long hair fluttered, her head was tied in an antique bun, fixed with a jasper hair crown, and she was dressed in a white robe with the black cloak on her arms and walked up from downstairs.
"It's been a long time, why did you change your dressing style again?" Gu Shi frowned slightly and greeted Changyue.
"What? I found that I am more suitable for wearing a long shirt and jealous than you, and the nearest prey is a teacher who teaches ancient literature, so match his preferences. Changyue stood next to Gu Shi very confidently and compared beauty with him.
"I just think you're too white and tender to be suitable for your profession." Gu Shi pushed away Changyue and leaned towards Gounod's side.
"Understand, understand, I also like black dark style clothes, but people nowadays, they like anything......" Changyue also wanted to continue to reminisce with ancient poems, and the floating dust directly dragged Changyue to Jiuya's side.
"Say less, for a while, you will have time to catch up, save people first."
"Hey, open your eyes and look at me." Changyue directly ignored the big snake in the mirror, squatting on the ground and slapping Jiuya's face.
"I have something to tell you...... Jiuya felt a tightness in her chest, there was one thing she didn't say, her heart was as uncomfortable as a cat scratch.
"Shhhh Changyue said as she undressed.
"Enough! What are you doing! Jiuya, who was gasping for breath just now, suddenly sat up, stared at Changyue with wide eyes and questioned Changyue, and the scandal snake on her body suddenly twitched, and its size was smaller than just now.
"I don't do anything, I'm just proving to you that I'm a man!" Changyue continued to take off her clothes, and as soon as the belt of her underwear was untied, Jiuya immediately reached out and grabbed Changyue's collar.
"Don't take it off again! No! The Gossip Snake is still resisting, and it has shrunk to the thickness of the bowl, and Jiuya still refuses to accept the fact that Changyue is a man.
"Why don't you take it off again, are you afraid that everything you think of will disappear when you see that I am a man, right?" With a smile on the corner of her mouth, Changyue stared at Jiuya's eyes and forcefully tore Jiuya's hand off her collar.
"Nope! You're a woman! You're a woman! Jiuya is still struggling to death, and the Gossip Snake has shrunk to the thickness of her arm, which does not affect Jiuya's normal breathing at all.
"Ahh My head hurts, who hit me? At this time, Hao Fan woke up with his head.
"Ah...... Let me tell you that Hao Fan is so pitiful......" Because Hao Fan's awakening diverted Jiuya's attention, the jet-black two-headed snake on Jiuya's ears suddenly became huge and merged into one, and the snake's head turned into Hao Fan's face and looked at everyone proudly.
"Say anything, shut up for me." Changyue covered Jiuya's mouth with one hand as fast as she could, and turned her head to look at Fuchen, "Start knocking him out." ”
"Okay." Fuchen dragged his plaster leg and walked towards Hao Fan.
"What are you going to do?" Hao Fan saw Fuchen coming over and sat on the ground and retreated, curling up to the corner of the wall.
"What am I going to do...... Let me tell you, Hao Fan is in trouble......" Fuchen was stunned by Hao Fan's question, and suddenly remembered what he had just heard, and a new scandal snake grew in Fuchen's heart, and only one snake head was Hao Fan's face.
"It's a nuisance." Gono grabbed the guitar on the ground and rushed towards Hao Fan.
"Gounod!" Gu Shi wanted to stop it, but Gu Naod had already run over, and Hao Fan fainted with a guitar.
"Hao Fan's sister and his cameraman betrayed him and promoted his apprentice Gao Kan to be the new outdoor reporter......" Gounod stunned Hao Fan and listened to what Fuchen said.
"Stand still, I'll pull him out for you." Gu Shi looked at Gunault's ears with an emerald green gossip snake head that was bigger, and when he hurriedly went over to help Guno get rid of the snake, he kicked Zuo Ze who was lying on the ground.
"Ah, my leg ......" Zuo lay on the ground and curled up and hugged the leg that was kicked by Gu Shi.
"Well, well......" Jiuya saw that Zuo Ze had woken up, and suddenly bit Changyue's hand, "Let me tell you, Zuo Ze has lived here before, and he is so depressed that he can't even ...... the rent."
"Are you a mad girl?" Changyue hurriedly changed another hand to cover Jiuya's mouth, this time even covering her nose together.
"Zuo Ze doesn't know, but he just said that he is poor......" The scandal snake that grew in Fuchen's heart turned into Zuo Ze's face again because of Zuo Ze's influence, Gu Shi happened to pass by Fuchen's side, snapped his fingers, and Fuchen opened his mouth and looked into the distance in a daze.
"How could I be lying on the ground?"
"Shut up for me, too!" Gu Shi also snapped his fingers at Zuo Ze, and Zuo Ze also stayed in place and was stunned.
"Hmm...... Not...... ......"Jiuya wanted to tell what she knew, but she was about to be suffocated to death by Changyue."
"You let go of her, I'll come." Gu Shi was annoyed by Jiuya, and directly used witchcraft to make Jiuya faint.
"Are you a little heavier? The demon police are going to get you in trouble. Changyue looked at Jiuya who had fainted and asked Gu Shi.
"I wish the demon police came over, the current demon police are the same as the sick, they are mad dogs, crazy provoking every demon clan, and they will be punished if they touch humans, and they don't even dare to fart when they slaughter our kind." Gu Shi felt the change in his emotions and tried to adjust so that he didn't let himself think about the demon police team anymore.
"That's not right." Changyue stood up and pulled away Gu Shi's clothes, "Why did you get tricked!" ”
A jet-black gossip snake stretched out from Gu Shi's chest, and the snake's body was already the thickness of a bowl and had been wrapped around Gu Shi's waist, but he didn't see where the snake's head was.
"How so?" Gu Shi couldn't believe how he could have such a disgusting thing in him.
"It's not been a day or two since you were dissatisfied with the demon police team, and when you finish dealing with them, I'll help you explain to the demon police team, saying that your mind has been controlled by this thing, and the things you do are not what you really want to do." Changyue could only loosen the clothes of the ancient poem first, and solved it one by one.
"I'll save Guno first, and I'll take care of me later." Gu Shi buttoned up his clothes and reached out to pull the snake on Guno's ear.
"Ah...... It hurts. This time it was not as easy to drag as just now, and Gounod subconsciously pushed away the ancient poem in pain.
"Hiss......" Hao Fan's snake face looked at Gu Shi provocatively, and the snake core almost licked Gu Shi's face.
"What's going on? How could Gounod believe a man's words? Gu Shi did not believe that Gounod would become a nosyman.
"You underestimate the trust he places in this person, and a rumor from an acquaintance will work more than a stranger because you trust him." Changyue stopped Gu Shi and explained to him.
"So who to deal with first?"
"Jiuya, if she doesn't control her snake, it won't be good for me." Changyue is actually selfish in this arrangement, he really likes the way he looks when he is in women's clothes, and seducing prey is twice as effective with half the effort, but this matter must not be said from Jiuya's mouth, otherwise his image will be ruined.
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