Chapter 22: The Wild History King
During the recess, Mi Chongyuan took a few classmates to fold the plane in the class, and there was a competition to see who could fold the plane and fly farther. The loser is not only responsible for cleaning up the wreckage of the downed plane, but also has to do a week's duty for the others.
During a recess, the airplanes in the classroom were flying all over the sky, and several people were having fun.
What I didn't expect was that as soon as the class bell rang, the history teacher stepped on the bell and walked into the classroom. Under everyone's gaze, a huge paper airplane flew straight towards the history teacher, stabbing heavily at the shiny head that was covered by three hairs.
Seeing the history teacher covering his head and bending down to pick up the rebellious plane, Mi Chongyuan and the others were terrified. Because for the competition, they deliberately marked their names on the plane, so it was unlucky to say whose plane it was.
The history teacher picked up the plane and saw that the big word "rice" on it was extremely eye-catching. Not only that, but the wings are also crooked with the number "Avenger".
Helplessly, there is not even a duplicate surname in the class, so you don't have to think about it to know who it is. The history teacher asked: "Mi Chongyuan, what kind of revenge do you want to avenge?" ”
Mi Chongyuan's eyes closed, it's over, why is she so unlucky.
Before Mi Chongyuan could answer, Ye Siran stood up: "Teacher, please forgive me." There is an interesting principle of aerodynamics, we wanted to use paper airplanes to simulate this theory, but we didn't expect the class to be so soon, and everyone didn't have time to put the plane away. ”
As soon as the history teacher saw that Ye Siran stood up and explained, the anger that he had not had time to attack immediately disappeared, and said with a smile: "So that's the case, it's good for students to explore academic knowledge together." Sit down, everyone, and we're going to start class. ”
Mi Chongyuan was so happy that he escaped, he turned around and winked at Ye Siran, and thankfully, Ye Siran saved her again.
The history teacher was a middle-aged man in his mid-fifties. Every day, comb the remaining three strands of hair into a smooth and smooth oil and spread them evenly on the top of the head. He usually likes to wear a yellow-brown blazer and open-hole sandals. I never bring textbooks and lesson plans with one hand in my pocket, and I come in with my hair in my hand. He called himself a three-tall man: tall, educated, and capable.
But his classmates preferred to call him the King of Wild History. Because he often goes off topic while lecturing and lecturing, jumping from the official history to the wild history. What are the palace secrets of princes and nobles, the loves, hatreds, and hatreds of historical celebrities, he is like a number of treasures, and his back is like a stream, and he knows better than the personal officials of the ancient kings.
It's just a matter of talking about wild history, but there are a few times when the wild history king may be too hilarious and too high-minded, and he openly recommends banned books to his classmates in class.
All the classmates lowered their heads and pretended not to hear, so Mi Chongyuan took out his notebook and wrote down the title of the book very seriously. It was finally a few notes added to her empty notebook.
Therefore, the history teacher's unconfined formal, bohemian personality is still quite an appetite for Mi Chongyuan.
Generally speaking, Mi Chongyuan will sleep for twenty minutes in history, because in the first twenty minutes, King Yeshi will talk about the official history first. When the king of wild history finally couldn't hold it anymore and began to talk about wild history, Mi Chongyuan woke up, and he also came to the spirit, sat upright, and listened with relish.
Don't look at Ye Shi Wang Ping said that he looked like a middle-aged man in class, but as long as a female teacher came to listen to the class, he was completely different. The body is straight, one hand is propped up on the podium, and the other hand is dashing through his hair. When I talk about the class, I talk like a river, and when I write words, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, and the whole thing is a combination of cock bombing and cool dragging.
In addition to the history teacher, another person with a more personality is the Chinese teacher.
The Chinese teacher is a single female teacher in her early thirties. Her hobby is very simple, chasing dramas. She likes to watch mainland dramas, Hong Kong and Taiwan dramas, European and American dramas, Japanese dramas, Korean dramas, and Thai dramas, and she must chase every drama.
Her daily mood is also the same as the plot of the TV series, with ups and downs. There was candy in the TV series, and she was happy in class, not only was she very friendly to her classmates, but she also left little homework. If the male and female protagonists in the TV series break up, she will also be depressed. At this time, it's best not to mess with her, even if you have a lot of homework, you have to do it well, otherwise you will be easily scolded.
Because the plot of the TV series is almost a routine, every TV series is like a reincarnation, bizarre encounters, sweet love, endless quarrels, the sadness of breakups, and a happy ending of getting back together. In this reincarnation, all the students felt the joy, anger, sorrow and happiness of the Chinese teacher. In order to ensure the smooth progress of their study career, the students can only pray for the screenwriter's subordinates to show mercy, give more sugar, and take less sadistic routes.