Chapter 35, Pack the Three Wishes of the Pet Shop16
"Let's work together, you go to your wisher, and I'll go to Jiang Jiuya, how about it?" Yang Shiyi smiled more kindly, hugging the stone monkey back and forth like a coquette.
"Two of us? Sneaking in as a couple? You...... You probably have a crush on me, do you? Shi Xiaohou looked at Yang Shiyi's smile, how to look at it. Zo, unconsciously grabbed his neckline with both hands, and protected his chest with his arms.
"! Who's a couple with you? I watched the two men go in just now, and these people in suits didn't stop them, if you don't go, I'll find someone else to go in together. Yang Shiyi looked at Shi Xiaohou's expression and reacted, and unconsciously felt nauseous, and quickly withdrew his arm.
"Deal! I'm still on bail, don't just find a reason to take me back. Shi Xiaohou was still a little worried, so he negotiated the conditions with Yang Shiyi first.
"You're all out, and when it's the demon police who arrest you back, you can't overstep your authority even if you see you committing a crime."
Shi Xiaohou felt that Yang Shiyi didn't seem to be deceiving people, so he walked to the gate of the city that never sleeps, and Yang Shiyi followed behind him with a smile.
"Wait......" As soon as he arrived at the door, he was stopped by the security guard again.
"What's wrong? I'm here with a male companion this time! Are you trying to discriminate against homosexuals? ”
As soon as Shi Xiaomonkey said this, the faces of Yang Shiyi behind him turned green, is this monkey stupid? I was afraid of being misunderstood just now, but now I take the initiative to admit it, what kind of operation is this?
"No, you're too young, certainly under eighteen, and it's forbidden for kids your age to go to the bar." The security guard was also serious and responsible, seeing that Shi Xiaohou's appearance was too young, he decisively blocked it.
"You're not yet eighteen! I'm telling you! I'm twenty-eight! I didn't bring my ID! Otherwise, I'll throw your ID card in your face in minutes! Shi Xiaohou was afraid that the momentum was not enough, so he pushed the security guard unrelentingly.
Yang Shiyi was frightened by Shi Xiaobao's operation, this monkey came out of the cage, is it so bullish? In terms of quarrels and sprinkling, it is estimated that ten shrews can't fight this one stone monkey.
"What's wrong? Who dares to make trouble at the gate of the city that never sleeps? Are you tired and want to go to the hospital for two days? Shi Xiaohou's actions led the security captain out of the door.
Shi Xiaohou pinched his waist and wanted to quarrel again, but found that this stout man with sunglasses and a suit was the man who wanted to take him away and was kicked and knelt down by Ning Meng.
Shi Xiaohou hurriedly turned around and plunged into Yang Shiyi's arms, "Oba, people are so afraid, they murder me." ”
Shi Xiaohou turned his back to the security captain, lowered his head vigorously, and arched Shiyi's chest with his head, changing so fast that Shiyi couldn't react a little.
"What crazy are you smoking? What happened to the man? Although Shi Yi was a little disgusted by Shi Xiaohou's words, he could still see the problem, lowered his head to Shi Xiaohou's ear, and muttered quietly.
"Your woman beat him up today to save me."
"My God, Jiang Jiuya has true love for you?"
When Shi Xiaohou heard Yang Shiyi's answer, he deeply felt that the brain circuits of the two people were completely different, whether he couldn't understand people or Yang Shiyi was deaf.
"Big brother, there was a misunderstanding, my boyfriend has a baby face, isn't this misunderstood, it's okay, I'll take him in." Shiyi watched the security captain come from the door, and wanted to reach out to grab Shi Xiaohou's shoulder, and quickly protected Shi Xiaohou behind him, explaining to the other party that it was a misunderstanding.
Yang Shiyi laughed while talking, and pulled Shi Xiaohou to the gate of the city that never sleeps, Shi Xiaohou also cooperated with his head down and pretended to be shy, the two of them passed by the security captain, and when they were about to breathe a sigh of relief, the other party spoke.
"Wait! How do you prove you're a couple? And not you abduct minors? "The security captain is not stupid, looking at Shi Xiaohou's dodging appearance, as well as the clothes on his body, he immediately recognized it after a few more glances, it was the person who made a fool of himself during the day.
The boss originally just wanted to check the woman's background, and he also wanted to save trouble, seeing him quarreling with that woman, since it was a quarrel, it must be acquaintance, he pretended that the police asked the woman's details, and he could use the identity of the police to press him, and not let him tell what he was interrogating about himself.
But I didn't expect to bite the gold halfway, and kicked myself down directly, and my two knees are still swollen, and it hurts to walk.
Looking at the reaction of the other person, these two people are definitely not a couple!
Just when the security captain was confident and ready to expose them, Yang Yixin took advantage of the height difference to pick up the face of the stone monkey and kiss it.
"Satisfied? Do you need the two of us to sleep in the doorway? Yang Shiyi protected the stone monkey behind him and questioned the security captain domineeringly.
"No...... No, go in. The security captain didn't expect that the two of them were really a couple, and they kissed, so they immediately waved and let them go.
"You...... You're not a real relative, what are you doing with a straight face? Although Shi Xiaohou entered the city that never sleeps, he felt that the temperature around him was five degrees lower than the surroundings, and Yang Shiyi on the side had a black face, as if it would explode at any time.
When Yang Shiyi held his face just now, he used his thumb to block his mouth, and he kissed only the back of his thumb.
"You ruined the innocence of my thumb! And Jiang Jiuya, don't let me catch her! Otherwise, she's dead! Shiyi said through gritted teeth.
I almost kissed a monkey just now in order to come in, and I feel sick to my stomach when I think about it, although I respect homosexuality, it's their own choice to like it, but I almost became it, I really want to take a whip every minute and kill this monkey.
"No! Isn't that the Jiang Jiuya you're looking for? I'm sitting on a man's lap and chatting. Shi Xiaomonkey's eyes were sharp, and he found Jiang Jiuya first, and followed his finger to Yang Shiyi, wanting to take him away, so that he could go to Mo Xiaoyan.
"Your wisher at the bar, there seems to be something wrong with the wine on the table, and the man has something in his hand, and he has tried two or three times, and wants to reach out and put medicine on the top of the wine glass." Shiyi also discovered Mo Xiaoyan's location and pointed it out to Shi Xiaohou.
The two were about to go their separate ways to prevent the tragedy from happening, but the music on the dance floor suddenly stopped, and a bartender-looking man walked to the middle of the dance floor with a microphone in his hand.
"Everyone! Take out your masks and play a game of swapping mates! After swapping partners, the best dancing couple can enter the bar and pick a bottle of any famous wine! I'll be waiting for you at the bar! ”
After the bartender finished speaking, he put down the microphone, and the crazy music played, and everyone put on their masks and danced with each other.
"Why don't we have masks, it's too dazzling in the past, right?" Shi Xiaohou leaned over to Yang Shiyi and said loudly.
Under the influence of noisy music, the ignited crowd improvised various dances, saying that the demons were dancing wildly, and Shi Xiaohou and Yang Shiyi were squeezed into the corner.
"We're not here to dance, it's useless to ask for masks, your wisher is still sitting at the bar, go." Shiyi looked at the bustling crowd, Jiang Jiuya had long since disappeared, and now he had to open the stone monkey and look at the anger on these people to find someone.
"Two, I'm the bartender here, don't you have a mask?" The bartender, who had just shouted in the middle of the dance floor, smiled and handed the two masks.
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