Chapter 13: Infinite Squatting
Chapter 13: Infinite Squatting
According to the system prompt, Deep Blue gains a speeding car without hitting the wall skill, but it is not infinitely usable, and the cooldown is one minute.
Back home, lying quietly on the bed, Deep Blue recalled today's game, whether it was Wang Feng or those professional players, they all had their own uniqueness, and the almost perfect operation of one hand was beyond the reach of ordinary players. Thinking of this, Deep Blue jumped out of bed and turned on the computer, he wanted to try what it was like to have a computer version of the speed.
Deep Blue does not allow itself to enter the game, but operates outside the game. The track is still the Grand Canyon of the Americas, Deep Blue confidently started the game, but two minutes later he cried - the flying car really didn't suit him, he went on a rampage, two minutes passed, and he didn't even finish the first lap.
The QQ icon jumped a little, and the fat tiger sent a message, asking if the dark blue is the king? He wants to take his sister to the score. Navy agrees to OK. Four minutes later, the five men met in the canyon.
Deep Blue plays the role of Uncle Miyamoto, who is known as the invincible man who has been weakened the most times in the canyon. Fat Tiger's best thing is the auxiliary position, a purifying big fish that closely follows Xibeihan's jungle bird Luke Nana. As for Hibiscus and last fall, one loves the little fox and the other loves the eldest lady.
The trumpet that Xi Beihan borrowed was the second rank of Xingyao, but in his eyes, it was easy to play in these ranks. Soon, the facts illustrate all this - at the beginning of the game, Luke Nana finished taking the field and ran straight to the blue Buff, and the opposite shooter Lu Ban also didn't know what to do, and ran to the field alone, but was directly killed by Luke Nana.
Uncle Miyamoto, played by Deep Blue, was quietly cleaning up the line on the road, and he found that under the same circumstances, he leveled up faster, and the enemy was still just two levels, and he was already three and a half levels. Moreover, with the same economy, his damage is much higher than that of the other party. Is it an additional bonus provided by this system? Deep Blue thought, he had already risen to level four, and the opposite shooter had just arrived on the battlefield at this time. Shenlan quietly hid in the grass, waiting for Lu Ban's little classmate to arrive, only to see Lu Ban cleaning up the line, Miyamoto had a first-class skill for two days, and once again sent poor little Lu Ban back to the spring.
Of course, the situation is not very stable, the enemy jungler with the enemy mage Xiao Lala, solve the little fox, and push down a tower in the middle lane.
"They crossed the tower and killed me!" Mu Hibiscus saw that he had become our blood, and he blamed himself a little and said in a low voice.
Fat Tiger was excited at that time, and scolded that the person who dared to touch me didn't want to live! "Deep Blue, come, let's squat on the opposite side of the little Lala, let her doubt life!" Fat Tiger shouted that he was careful on the lower road last fall, and then ran into the grass in the middle of the road, and said.
"I'm catching a wave of Luban children!" Deep Blue was squatting in the grass on the road, originally wanting to wait for the Luban children, but after taking it, it was over, and there was no trace of the Luban children. Shenlan, who couldn't wait for it, came out of the grass, only to see that the Luban children had been hiding under the tower, it turned out that they were afraid of being beaten and didn't dare to go out of the tower.
Deep Blue smiled, thinking that the child would be okay if he hid under the tower? Deep Blue has an immortal body, even if you hide under the tower, you can completely cross the tower and kill! Little Luban watched Uncle Miyamoto run over and shoot wildly, but it was useless, only to see a first-class in two days to pick up the rest of the skills, and the Luban children returned to the spring.
Luban's children may have been forced, opened all the conversations, and sent a message: "Hurry up and push, I won't play this game, I will never protect me!" ”
Meanwhile, in the middle lane, Little Fox, Big Fish, and Luco Nana crouched in the grass next to them, waiting for Little Lala to arrive. Maybe it was Xiao Lala who collected the little fox's head before, and he was a little fluttering, and when he saw that there was no one around, he swaggered with the troops. Suddenly, a pink heart flew out of the grass next to her, and little Lara didn't react at all, so she was frozen in place, and then, the three of them beat her wildly, and Luco Nana took the head again. From the beginning of the game to the present, Luke Nana has killed six times with her strength.
The chat area instantly resounded with a lively discussion.
Xiao Lala was the first to speak: "A group of squatting dogs, stinky foxes have the ability to come to the middle of the road alone!" ”
Hibiscus did not speak.
Fat Tiger said: "If you don't like your eyes, I'll squat you!" ”
"The stinky fox has a kind of one-on-one confrontation!"
"No temper!"
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Xi Beihan also said: "Don't panic, basic operation!" Oh, Luban kid, remind you, I'm going to catch you right away! Xibeihan ran to the opponent's wild area, and at this time, Deep Blue also came, gathering in the grass of the opponent's red buff, waiting for the opposite jungle. The jungler on the opposite side is a street fighter, and he slips away fast, but at this time, the two of them are squatting here, and he runs fast, and he can't escape death.
After a while, Street Fighter really rushed to the Red Buff, took the Red Buff into his pocket, and was about to go to hunt wild boars, only to see a big bird flying in the grass behind him. Street Fighter is steady, calm and composed, directly amplifying his moves on the spot, and dodging many of Luke Nana's injuries in the hegemonic state. Luco Nana doesn't give him a chance, all his skills are used on Street Fighter, and the confident Street Fighter doesn't believe in death.
Deep Blue has also made a move, and Xibeihan has already solved the opposite jungler. "Brother, keep something to eat!" Deep Blue came out of the grass dissatisfied, complaining.
Xi Beihan was a little embarrassed: "It's all the same, it's all the same!" ”
After squatting in the jungle, Sibehan manipulated Luke Nana to run down the road, preparing to catch the enemy again. The tower on the road has been pushed by the soldiers, and then look at the Luban children, who have already run to the bottom road at this time, and are cooperating with the opposite soldiers to approach the eldest lady. The eldest lady, a skill explosive hero, with a flexible skill, is obscene under the tower. Xi Beihan turned on Luke Nana's ultimate, rode the wind and waves, and found the opportunity to sit down directly, even if Lu Ban flashed and handed it over, he did not escape death.
Luban has killed five people and basically has no game experience. On the other hand, in the dark blue, the invincible Uncle Miyamoto wandered everywhere in the canyon, hiding in the grass, and cooperating with the little fox to squat down Xiao Lala again; came to the lower road again, waited for two days of first-class cooling, and cooperated with the eldest lady to take away two more heads...... staged an infinite squat.
The opposite side has collapsed, either scolding teammates, or surrendering. Sure enough, ten minutes into the game, the opposing sides finally agreed and surrendered.
Exiting the game, Deep Blue also returned to reality, thinking back to the infinite squatting man just now, he suddenly had a feeling that he began to lose interest in the glory of kings! After all, with his invincible state, it was relatively fresh at first, and after a few more experiences, it became boring.
As if the system knew what was going on in Shenlan's mind, at this moment, the system arranged a task-
"Mission, to discover the secrets of the temple!"