Official Road.

The sun is out today.

Zhang Xiaolei sat on the horse a little comfortably, letting the sun shine on his body, squinting his eyes comfortably.

The night butcher led the horse, looking to the left and right from time to time.

With him by his side, Zhang Xiaolei has been really easy along the way.

Whenever a bandit attacked, the night butcher didn't need to do anything at all, he just shouted: "Lao Tzu's famous night butcher, where did he come from to dare to attack Lao Tzu?" ”

When the robbers heard the word night butcher, they didn't dare to step forward, so they gave way and let the two of them leave.

Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

But the Night Butcher has another way.

It's like yesterday, the two of them met a group of bandits, and after reporting their names, the bandits disdained.

Some people even ridiculed: "What can you do if you are a night butcher, I have many brothers, one person chops you with a knife, and you can chop you into meat foam." This gives you face and calls you a hero. If you don't give you face, aren't you a reckless man? ”

At that time, Zhang Xiaolei was a little worried, but the night butcher quickly replied: "Lao Tzu is on the orders of the Tianshui Jiang family, which of you dares to block the way?" ”

When the thieves heard this, they gave way one after another: "Since it is the father of the Tianshui Jiang family, it is a lot of offense." ”

Zhang Xiaolei didn't ask who the so-called Tianshui Jiang family was, he instinctively didn't want to have anything to do with these people.

"Mr. Zhang, we've been walking for seven days...... "The Night Butcher said curiously, "I remember something. ”

"How?"

"Where the hell are you going?"

Zhang Xiaolei sneered: "You have been gone for seven days before you finally asked me?" ”

"Didn't we negotiate before, you give me one hundred and sixty taels, and I will protect you for half a year. So I thought, there's no point in asking where you're going. I felt curious today, so I couldn't help but ask. ”

Zhang Xiaolei said with a smile: "Go to Tanghua Village first, and then go to Zhoucheng." ”

"Zhou Cheng?" The Night Butcher was surprised, "Didn't we just come out of Zhou City?" ”

"There are many people in the world who call Zhou Cheng, if there are not a hundred, there are eighty ......," Zhang Xiaolei said softly, "We are going to Zhou City next to Luoyang." ”

"I see."

The night butcher suddenly realized, and he sighed: "I have been to Luoyang a few times, and the women there, especially those who have given birth to babies, have really big butts!" ”

Zhang Xiaolei asked, "Do you think I'm going to talk to you about this?" ”

"Huh?"

"What do you find interesting?"

"It's funny, so let's talk about it."

"Just because you like women's big butts, so you think I will like it too, and you just feel bored when you walk, so you use this as a chat conversation, and you want me to talk to you?"

"Isn't this a good conversation?" The Night Butcher wondered.

Zhang Xiaolei shook his head: "You think it's interesting, but I think it's very boring." ”

The Night Butcher was a little embarrassed: "It's me who is rude." ”

Zhang Xiaolei said calmly: "Say less vulgar words, compared to ......"

The night butcher felt ashamed in his heart, and hurriedly said: "Mr. Zhang is a person who reads the books of sages, and I have never read a book, so I don't recognize a few words, so I talk about these things." It's just that I've listened to Jianghu commentaries and talked about it for many years, and it's a big deal to talk to Mr. Zhang about Qin Shi Huang's domination of the world, and Liu Xuande's entry into Sichuan and Shu. ”

Zhang Xiaolei was stunned.

The Night Butcher's words changed quickly, and he swallowed the sentence that came to his lips, "I actually like the girl's breasts more than the aunt's ass".

He suddenly remembered Shao Xiaoling's chest, but Shao Xiaoling practiced martial arts all year round and would always be wrapped.

Zhang Xiaolei recalled carefully, and suddenly remembered that one day, he had no money to buy food, so he went to Zhao's house to ask Zhao He for money.

Zhao He was not at home at that time, so he went to Shao Xiaoling again to ask for money.

It was night, Shao Xiaoling had just taken a bath, and she didn't seem to be wrapped, and her chest was so big that Zhang Xiaolei was dumbfounded.

From that day on, he admitted in his heart that Shao Xiaoling was a female.

"Women really have ......to have big breasts," Zhang Xiaolei thought to himself, "otherwise it will be like what Mr. said." ”

In fact, Zhang Xiaolei didn't dare to like girls at first, but he later began to like breasts, mainly from Li Fengwu.

At that time, Li Fengwu told him that he had traveled all over the country, seen countless strange beasts in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", and even rode on the back of the unicorn, allowing the unicorn to carry him to the top of Kunlun for fun.

Zhang Xiaolei believed it, so he excitedly wanted Li Fengwu to say more.

In fact, Li Fengwu has never even read the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

It happened that a big-breasted aunt was passing by at that time, and Li Fengwu said casually: "There is a place called Rushan, and there are people from Rushan on the top of the mountain." The women of the dairy village have huge breasts and can conceive 100 babies at a time. Every ten years, the number of people in the village exceeds one million, so they go down the mountain to fight. Conquer the Northern Wei Dynasty, the Eastern Wu Dynasty, and the Western Shu Dynasty, just seeking death. Due to the extremely large population, the price of women in the dairy village is low, and one dollar of silver can buy one person. ”

Since then, Zhang Xiaolei has liked it.

He thought, if he bought ten daughters-in-law from the dairy village, wouldn't he be able to have thousands of children, who would plow the fields and farm the land in the future, and become rich?

"Mr. Zhang, why don't you speak?"

"Huh?" Zhang Xiaolei suddenly came back to his senses and said casually, "What did you just say?" ”

The Night Butcher said seriously: "I just said that I thought that Zhuge Liang was better at fighting than Han Xin. ”

"Oh, it's hard to say, the two are different generations."

"I also thought it was better than white."

"Oh, it's hard to say, the two are different generations."

"I also thought it was better than Xiang Yu."

"Fart! If you haven't read a book, you don't talk much, you know? If you know a few words, you can't say such stupid words! ”

The Night Butcher scratched the back of his head: "That's what I thought in my heart. ”

"Look at you, you are fat and strong, and your stomach is probably full of fat intestines, how can you have a heart ......" Zhang Xiaolei shook his head and said, "He Xiang Yu is the only overlord in the ages, understand?" Overlord, do you know how to write the word overlord? Did you know? You don't know. There are 99 ways to write this character, can you write one of them? You can't. ”

The night butcher was attacked by Zhang Xiaolei, he was not very comfortable, so he didn't want to talk about this topic anymore: "There is a fork in the road ahead, I saw someone chopping firewood, so I went to ask Tanghua Village how to go first." ”

"Okay, let's go."

The Night Butcher hurried away, and the wind picked up.

Zhang Xiaolei waved his hand: "Wind, stop." ”

The wind just stopped.

"I am afraid that the only one who can compare with the overlord of Western Chu is me...... an eternal demon," Zhang Xiaolei sighed, "It's a pity that I was born at the wrong time, and the only person who can be called an opponent in my life has already killed himself in Wujiang." ”

He waited for a while, and the night butcher hurried over.

"Mr. Zhang, this Tanghua Village is not easy to go."

"How?"

"I've heard that Tanghua Village was occupied three years ago......," explained the Night Butcher, "and now everyone in the village is living in slavery and miserable." ”

Zhang Xiaolei frowned tightly: "You go and invite that person, I'll ask in person!" ”