When the Provincial Anti-Corruption Bureau came to the door, Li Datou was taking Xiaomi, who had just gotten his hands, to collect charcoal payments at a power plant in a neighboring province. The charcoal money was negotiated quite smoothly, 220,000 yuan was recognised for 150,000 yuan, two fashions were bought for Xiaomi, and after a day of playing in the local scenic spot, Li Datou was ready to return to Xiajiang. I didn't think about it, I bought a train ticket at night, and was waiting in line to enter the station, when my mobile phone suddenly rang, and the company's accountant called and asked Li Datou to go to the Anti-Corruption Bureau as soon as possible to talk. Li Datou felt quite sudden, his hands and feet were cold for a while, and he asked the accountant what was going on. The accountant couldn't say it either. The more Li Datou thought about it, the more wrong it became, so he took Xiaomi to refund the ticket, and after the ticket was refunded, he found a small hotel next to the train station and stayed again.

This night, Li Datou was so frightened that he didn't even have the heart to do that with Xiao Mi. Xiaomi deliberately made trouble, usually not very active, not dedicated to work, and was seriously criticized by Li Datou many times, this time she took the initiative, as soon as she entered the guest room and hugged Li Datou, Li Datou had to deal with it. How can we succeed in what we have to do? The originally lively guy on his body didn't seem to be his own, which made Xiaomi very unhappy and devalued his big head and small head to worthless. Li Datou couldn't care about it, and kept talking on the phone with his bare ass after he was done. The battery of the mobile phone is running out of power, and there is no clear news. I only know that the clean government storm in Xiajiang City has not ended, and the rumors seem to be tightening again, and Li Dongfang's sister Li Beifang, who was originally said to be released, has not been released. After the enlarged meeting of the provincial party committee, a large number of people were summoned by the provincial and municipal anti-corruption bureaus, some of whom never returned, and some of whom returned, and the situation was not good. Li Datou was in a hurry and wanted to call Zhao Qigong, but finally held back - the situation has not been clarified yet, what are you talking to the leaders of the provincial party committee?

At this time, Li Datou remembered his old friend Shen Xiaoyang in time - Shen Xiaoyang is a reporter, there are many sources, there is really something big and big, Shen Xiaoyang will not know at all. He made a phone call to Shen Xiaoyang, saying that there was a Taiwan Jetta King, who was used by a customer who owed coal money to pay the account, and was idle in the company, and asked Shen Xiaoyang if he wanted to borrow it, if he wanted to borrow it, he could go to the company and drive the car away today.

Shen Xiaoyang understood everything in his heart: "Don't go around me, let's say, big head, are you going in again?" ”

Li Datou stopped going around in circles: "Brother, my brother hasn't gone in yet, but it's very likely to go in." ”

Shen Xiaoyang was obviously still worried about the last time he collected the car, and said viciously: "I knew it was this kind of thing!" You want to be clear, is it a prostitution of a general nature**, or is it a crime of rape? I don't have anything to do about rape, and I have to pay attention to the impact, Mayor He asked me to talk less with hooligans like you, and he has trained me a few times! ”

Li Datou said: "Brother, will I commit rape?" My brother is rich, why can't I call it?! ”

Shen Xiaoyang was also polite: "The girl is also a young lady, if you dare to prostitute it is rape!" ”

Li Datou forcibly endured his evil anger: "Okay, good, I think you are ruthless, you just take the opportunity to ride on your brother's head to and pee!" Let me tell you: this time it's not about this, it's the Provincial Anti-Corruption Bureau that came to me, I'm afraid it's an economic problem! Did you hear any rumors? ”

Shen Xiaoyang said: "I haven't heard any news, you better hurry up and come back, and I'll talk about it when I come back!" ”

Li Datou was not very relieved: "Shall I come back?" What if you fall into the net? ”

Shen Xiaoyang said: "What if you don't come back?" Don't want Jinshi Coal Company? If you don't come back, it proves that you are a thief! Besides, what big deal do you really have to escape? Didn't Tian Zhuangda flee abroad or be arrested? Skynet is magnificent but not leaky, do you understand? My comrade! You know what good things your dog has done, and you can decide for yourself! Personally, I would like you to turn yourself in and confess! In addition, I will also make it clear to you: I won't borrow your broken car, this National Day is coming - National Day is not Women's Day, it is a big festival, you have to do some welfare ceremoniously, you can pay some money for our newspaper, we Mr. Tian said, please be a judge of the National Day essay! ”

Li Datou shouted: "Shen Dabi, didn't you swear not to sponsor the newspaper?" Why is it coming again?! ”

Shen Xiaoyang said: "Hasn't this situation changed again?" The newspaper is about to study the issue of middle-level cadres again, and I am in first place! ”

Li Datou had no choice but to admit that he was unlucky: "Okay, okay, I'll give you three thousand, you go to Taiping Town to drag the rabbit!" ”

Shen Xiaoyang said angrily: "What kind of rabbit to drag?" You know rabbits, huh? This time it's an aquatic product, you have to give me at least 5,000, my brother-in-law went to so many people during the funeral, even Mayor He went, you didn't even take a picture of your dog, the 2,000 is a fine! ”

Li Datou had no choice but to admit the account, promised Shen Xiaoyang on the phone, and took Xiaomi back to Xiajiang early the next morning.

The train ran for eight hours, and it was already five o'clock in the afternoon when it reached Xiajiang. Li Datou was worried that he might be picked up by the anti-corruption bureau at any time, so he didn't dare to eat out for dinner, but ordered wine and food to eat in the company. On a wall facing the dining table hung a huge photo with Zhao Qigong, as if the leaders of the provincial party committee had also participated in their conspiracy.

Facing the big photo with the leaders of the provincial party committee, Li Datou was a little stronger, and he regained some confidence, and at one end of the wine glass, he said to Shen Xiaoyang in a matter-of-fact manner: "Shen Dabi, don't think that you have a good relationship with Mayor He, just put up the shelf so much, brother, I treat you as a good friend, and I will discuss it with you when I encounter some small things." Actually, I'm going to find Governor Zhao, but haven't I solved everything? ”

Shen Xiaoyang said gloomily: "Then I'll tell you good news: the Central Commission for Discipline Inspection and the Central Organization Department are also looking for Governor Zhao, and they have come twice!" ”

Li Datou was startled, and a mouthful of wine almost squirted out of his mouth: "It's still ...... And this kind of thing? Governor Zhao also committed a crime? ”

Shen Xiaoyang tasted the wine and looked at Li Datou like a cat: "Say, my brother, how much money did you give to Governor Zhao?" ”

Li Datou was a little anxious, and shook his head: "No, absolutely not, don't talk nonsense about your brother!" I met Governor Zhao at the hotel that time, and I turned around several times to get his phone number from a friend, but I didn't dare to call him! ”

Shen Xiaoyang said: "In addition to Governor Zhao, how many people have been given gifts and how many revolutionary cadres have been corrupted? ”

Li Datou said in distress: "How can you think of this? What year will it not be delivered? After so many years, who knows how many have been sent? There are those who take the initiative to ask me to corrode, and there are those who I come up to corrode. Just last month, I also sent a red envelope to Section Chief Wang of the District Local Taxation Bureau and Xiao Qi, who was in charge of us. Section Chief Wang is 5,000, Xiao Qi is 4,000, and we are accountant. ”

Shen Xiaojiu said: "You can recall, open the list of officials who have been corrupted by you and the amount of gifts, and I will help you analyze it." ”

Li Datou didn't fall for this: "Shen Dabi, don't fool me, don't say that I really can't recall this list, even if I can recall it, I don't dare to open it to you!" You should help me inquire, what is the Provincial Anti-Corruption Bureau looking for me? Whose business is it that involves me? ”

Shen Xiaoyang said: "You have to think about it yourself, who among your fox friends and dog friends will not be able to withstand it?" ”

Li Datou thought about it all night, but he didn't come up with a reason, and Shen Xiaoyang didn't find any results that night.

Early the next morning, the Provincial Anti-Corruption Bureau came to the door again - a phone call came, asking Li Datou to go to the Anti-Corruption Bureau immediately.

Li Datou had no choice but to go, as soon as he entered the gate of the anti-corruption bureau, he was not in his own home, his heart was messy, he always wanted to pee, and he had the idea of wanting to confess and confess without letting anyone mobilize, and he couldn't suppress it, so he sat down and said: "I know, I know, the storm of clean government is blowing to this point, you will come to me sooner or later, you ask, as long as I know, I ...... I'll give you an explanation! ”

The comrade of the Anti-Corruption Bureau said: "We ask, do you still have an explanation?" Say it yourself first, and take the initiative. ”

Li Datou thought about it, and let the Anti-Corruption Bureau be passive when asked. The faces of Section Chief Wang and Xiao Qi of the District Local Taxation Bureau immediately appeared in front of him, so he was the first to throw these two out, saying that he gave each of them a red envelope in order to "be included in the love tax". When he confessed, he was a friend enough and told the real situation: these two red envelopes were not proposed by Section Chief Wang and Xiao Qi, but he asked the company's accountant to give them in the name of consulting fees.

The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau were quite satisfied: "Okay, okay, this is just the beginning, go on, go big, don't use such trivial things to divert the target!" You Li Jinshi have always been very active, and the main problem is not the district-level tax personnel! ”

Li Datou's eyes appeared in front of the smiling faces of several city-level industrial and commercial tax cadres, one of them is Deputy Director Chen of the Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce, Deputy Director Chen is the old director, he has helped him a lot over the years, he is also quite worthy of him, he has not sent physical objects during the New Year's holidays, and the color TV and refrigerator at home are all sent by him, this time he was involved in Tian Zhuangda's case, and it has been a few months since he went in, and it is estimated that the old guy can't stand it, so he confessed to Deputy Director Chen again, and only said that the color TV and refrigerator are two big items, and the money is not said, and I want to come step by step.

The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau were even more satisfied: "Li Jinshi, your attitude is not bad!" Keep talking, keep talking! ”

Li Datou was even more anxious to pee, and felt that he was going to pee his pants, so he pitifully offered to go to the toilet. The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau were very policy-oriented and agreed that Li Datou should go to the toilet. Li Datou went to the toilet and stood in front of the urinal, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't pee a drop. changed the form, squatting down to pee like a woman, and barely squeezed out a few tear-like urine. When I returned to the house, I confessed to the sales director of the Xiajiang Coal Bureau, and the urine came up again, and I went to the toilet to pee. Just confessed one, went to the toilet once, worked for almost a morning, and explained the six brothers who had received his gifts as officials. Li Datou thought that the first round of confession was almost enough, and his attitude was so good, he was worthy of the anti-corruption bureau, and made up his mind that the other brothers and brothers would never confess again under normal circumstances.

The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau were not satisfied: "What, Li Jinshi, is that all?" ”

Li Datou moved his sweaty head again and again and said, "That's all, that's all!" He also explained, "The coal market is not good now, and besides, I am not generous, and I usually don't give ...... gifts of 10,000 words."

The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau immediately seized the loophole: "Generally not send? Don't you give it to the big people who can use it? After a pause, he said in an accentuated tone, "Speaking of which, Comrade Li Jinshi, we can tell you frankly: the main reason why we are looking for you today is to learn about the economic relationship between you, Comrade Li Jinshi, and a certain big man in Xiajiang!" ”

Li Datou couldn't think of any useful big people, the biggest person was the deputy director of the Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce, so he said very aggrievedly: "Didn't I explain everything about Director Chen of the Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce?" What other big shots? ”

The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau were on fire: "What kind of big man is the deputy director of the Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce?" Think about it, think about it! ”

Li Datou really couldn't think of it, and said in distress: "Can you remind me?" I don't have a good memory! ”

The comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau then reminded: "What's the matter with that big photo of your Jinshi Coal Company?" ”

Only then did Li Datou suddenly realize that what the comrades of the Provincial Anti-Corruption Bureau wanted to understand was the relationship between him and Zhao Qigong, the leader of the Provincial Party Committee! He was really confused, and he didn't let the family take the initiative to ask, so he confessed to eight buddies and brothers, isn't this harmful? Who will dare to deal with him in the future!

Li Datou's resentment came up suddenly: "It's been a long time, I was going to ask about this matter, let me tell you: I don't have any economic dealings with Vice Governor Zhao Qigong!" I took that picture on a chance occasion to lie to you......"

Coming out of the building of the Provincial Anti-Corruption Bureau, Li Datou's body was fluttering, and his mind was in a trance, like a nightmare. Barely walked out of the gate, his legs were so weak that he couldn't take a step, squatted on the side of the road at the gate and smoked, smoking three cigarettes in a row. When he smoked the third cigarette, Manager Zhou of the Provincial Tobacco Company also came to the Anti-Corruption Bureau to report, and the expression on Manager Zhou's face seemed to be very unoptimistic. Li Datou thought of his weakness and incompetence, his heart was empty, his mouth hardened, and when he saw that no one was paying attention, he quietly said to Manager Zhou: "Confess leniently, sit in prison; Resist strictly, go home for the New Year - your brother has to resist it, don't hurt anyone! After that, he grabbed Manager Zhou's white hand and shook it vigorously, like a communist who had just returned from torture and would rather die than give in.

Manager Zhou didn't appreciate it, and shook off Li Datou's black hand: "What nonsense are you talking about?" I'm just answering a few questions! ”

Li Datou immediately regretted it again: as long as he entered the anti-corruption bureau, how could there be a few hard bones? Maybe the manager is more bearish than him this week, and if the manager tells his words to the comrades of the Anti-Corruption Bureau, won't he ask for trouble again? Then he changed his words again, and said again and again: "That's good, that's good, you still have to be honest with the organization......

Manager Zhou entered the gate of the Anti-Corruption Bureau to "answer a few questions", and Li Datou also staggered back to the company.

As soon as I returned to the company, I saw Shen Xiaoyang who came in a hurry.

Shen Xiaoyang said: "Big head, I got to the bottom from Mayor He: maybe I want to understand the relationship between you and Zhao Qigong......"

Li Datou couldn't hold it anymore, and cried out in despair: "Shen Dabi, what's the use of saying it now?" I didn't resist it, I sold eight buddies and brothers at once! How the fuck am I going to mess around in Xiajiang in the future?! ”

Shen Xiaoyang was amused when he heard it: "Big head, I didn't expect you to make a contribution to the construction of a clean government in our city!" ”

Li Datou didn't have the heart to joke, and pointed to the huge photo with Zhao Qigong on the wall, extremely painful: "I thought that under the banner of Governor Zhao, I could advertise and bluff people, but I didn't expect to be dragged down by him!" With that, he instructed his subordinates to take down the group photo.

Shen Xiaoyang stopped: "It's impossible to say what happened to Governor Zhao, don't be too snobbish!" ”

Li Datou thought about it, and didn't let him take a group photo, and raised his head: "However, Master Bian's car has to be taken back!" ”

Shen Xiaoyang immediately thought of the newspaper's 5,000 yuan sponsorship: "Then is our newspaper's National Day welfare gone?" ”

Li Datou thought for a while: "Shen Dabi, I really shouldn't have done it, but who are we with whom?" It involves your small position again, who will help this busy brother? I'll do it, you can take 5,000 yuan, and do it ceremoniously! After that, he made his own request, "However, you also have to do my brother a small favor: the grandsons of the Corruption and Bribery Bureau are not finished with me yet, and they will pass me on at any time, and let me write materials, what materials will I write?" This material will be handed over to your brother to write, you will have a snack, and you will write it as if it was written for Mayor He and Secretary Li! ”

Shen Xiaoyang felt insulted, and said unhappily: "The articles I wrote to Mayor He and Secretary Li are all serious articles, and they are to guide you to carry out reforms, when have you ever written this kind of confession material?" I wanted to show the nobility of a cultural person and block Li Datou back, but when I thought of the 5,000 yuan sponsorship and my own small position, I sighed, stopped talking, and asked Li Datou to write a check immediately.