How could I stand him so provocatively, gently put the food he was serving on the table, stretched out a palm, and like a fly, quickly slapped the willow leaves that were jumping on the table.

I think my actions can be described as "lightning fast".

But reality will always give you a slap on your head and catch you off guard.

Due to the excessive force, I only listened to "Smack!" With a bang, the food on the table splashed out of the dishes, the soup splashed all over the table, and my palms hurt even more.

But I didn't care about that, for the willow leaf rose up in the air, sticking to both of my nostrils impartially, and shook me several steps backwards away from the table.

I felt that I couldn't breathe in my nostrils, and I could only gasp for air with my mouth, and shouted out of breath:

"Little thing, let go of my nostrils, believe it or not, I'll make you ghost baby willow leaf soup?"

It may be that my momentum is lacking, but my words not only did not deter this willow leaf, but made him even worse.

I saw that the willow leaf would burrow into my nostrils and scratch a few times, and when I couldn't help but sneeze, it blocked my nostrils again, and so on.

When Dao Fan also entered the room with food, I was already sobbing from the willow leaves, bending over and coughing.

Seeing my funny appearance, coupled with the mess on the table, Dao Fan froze for a moment and cast an inquiring glance at his senior brother.

But at this time, the senior brother was even more excessive, and he also bent over, laughing in a non-authentic manner, and was about to get under the table.

Seeing Dao Fan enter the room, the senior brother sat up slightly straighter, laughed breathlessly, and said intermittently:

"You Brother Zero... Hahaha... During the performance of the iron sand palm... Hehehehe, and... Turtle Breath Dafa hahaha..."

After listening to his senior brother's words, Dao Fan looked even more puzzled, looked at me for a while, stared at his senior brother for a while, and finally looked at the table, put the dishes and dishes in his hand on the table, and prepared to go to the kitchen to get a rag to clean up.

Although I couldn't bear the humiliation, I really couldn't stand this kind of torture, so I had no choice but to beg for mercy, and the willow leaf let go of my claws and landed in the palm of my hand.

With the previous lesson, I didn't dare to move, holding this uncle, and staggered out to wash my face.

Strangely, although the willow leaves roamed inside and outside my nostrils, there was not a single drop of my snot and tears.

And even though it had been a few days, it was still as green as it had just been plucked from the tree.

After washing, this willow leaf actually shamelessly got into my pocket, my hated gums are itchy, forced by its obscenity, and it is not easy to attack, I can only think of the ghost baby willow leaf soup in my heart.

After entering the room, Dao Fan had already finished cleaning up the tabletop, and the senior brother looked up at me, and actually stood up and bowed to me, pretending to say:

"Jiang Daxia, please take a seat, it is really a blessing to see Jiang Daxia's two great miracles today!"

I felt my face burn badly, but I replied in a ghostly way:

"Senior brother doesn't have to be polite!"

After finishing speaking, he felt that he was really skinless and faceless, so he quickly sat down and lowered his head to pick up rice in his mouth.

Daofan is also made of noodles, plus two vegetarian dishes, which look simple, but it tastes very appetizing, which may be related to the fact that the ingredients are freshly picked in the ground.

After my brother finished teasing me, his appetite increased greatly, and the sound of noodles entering his mouth kept coming out, and he ate three bowls in a short time.

I thought to myself that I would have known that I would be closer to the table, coughing at the table and watching how he swallowed.

After thinking about it again, no wonder I was far away from the dinner table, it must have been instructed by my senior brother, these two guys are really complicit and embarrassed.

After lunch, I was afraid that my brother would make fun of me again, so I hurriedly cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, took them to the kitchen to wash, and stayed away from this place where I could make the most of my foreign appearance.

After washing, I didn't want to enter the house, so I put my hands behind my back and swayed back and forth in front of the house, looking like a high-ranking person.

The senior brother seemed to be unsatisfied, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and he also walked out of the house, chasing after him:

"Jiang Daxia, is this going to chant a poem? I'm not busy with this, I think this little thing is very interesting, and it has actually sprouted a spiritual intelligence, so you can name it. ”

"A name? To him? ”

I pointed to the willow leaf that suddenly burst out of my pocket and hung in the air, and said viciously.

"Yes, to him, he is with you now, and this great task is naturally yours."

I thought to myself that you two were so deceitful that you two were playing tricks on me, and now you are asking me to name him.

But then I thought that since I was asked to give it a name, why don't I come up with a name that is extremely ugly, so that I can breathe the evil spirit of being played by them.

Thinking of this, I touched my chin with one hand, shook my head and circled around the willow leaves, thinking:

This Liu Ye and his senior brother are embarrassed, the senior brother is a wolf, he is embarrassed, just call him "embarrassed".

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be impressed by my ingenuity, and proudly said:

"The various behaviors of this ghost baby can only be described by the word 'embarrassment'."

"So you call him 'Bebe'?"

Senior brother looked at me and smirked at the sky, and before I could finish speaking, he continued my words.

"You can also say that, 'wolf wolf', 'embarrassed', hahaha!"

I was immersed in my own world, and I let out a few wild laughs, and I felt a lot of relief.

"Well, I feel like it's quite suitable for this little thing, this name is good!"

"What?"

Senior brother's words pulled me back to reality, I glanced at my senior brother suspiciously, and then at the willow leaf that was turning his head in the air, and a bad feeling welled up in my heart.

It is said that there is a intention to plant flowers and flowers that do not bloom, and unintentionally to plant willows and willows into the shade, this sentence is really true, I want to spoof my brother and ghost baby by naming the ghost baby, and the result is ......

Hey, thousands of calculations, I didn't count that there are homophones.

"Babe!"

Anyone will think that these two words are these two words, where can you think of the word "embarrassment" that is not commonly used!

I was like a frosted eggplant all of a sudden, and I didn't want to say a word more, thinking that this little thing was really cheap, and the name was a little ugly, but a little cute and playful.

Of course, the senior brother didn't know what I was thinking, and looked at the ghost baby Bei Bei who was still squirming in the air with a smile.

Dao Fan heard me and my senior brother frolicking outside the house, and also walked out of the door.

When he saw the willow leaves hanging in the air, his resolute face was full of incredulity, and his mouth was slightly open, but he couldn't make a sound.

"Look at how you haven't seen the world, if he comes out, he will scare you to death!"

Looking at Dao Fan's appearance, I suddenly began to make two mistakes again, said triumphantly, while stretching out a hand, pinching my thumb and middle finger, and pinching the willow leaf containing the ghost baby Bei Bei in a chic manner.

Bei Bei didn't feel grateful to me because I named him, and didn't give me any thin noodles, but fell into my hands softly, motionless, and began to play dead.

My hand was still in mid-air, pinching the orchid finger weirdly, Senior Brother and Dao Fan stared at my hand waiting for something, and didn't say a word.

I think they're definitely waiting for me to hit my head and die.

In this situation, such a humiliation, if it were a transposition, they would definitely not hesitate.