Chapter 268: Pinching Peach Blossoms (2)
"There's something wrong with this man, after peeling shrimp for my elementary school sister, I peeled shrimp for my daughter-in-law!"
"Who doesn't know him peeling shrimp!"
In Lu Ben's indignant complaint, there were several more peeled shrimps on the plate in front of the boy.
"Isn't it? He's still peeling? Is he going to give it to his elementary school sister this time, or is he going to give it to my daughter-in-law? ”
"Please, please for the elementary school girl, for the elementary school girl......"
Before the third time "to the elementary school girl" was pronounced, Lu already felt a chill rushing towards him, he shivered, looked up and saw Lin Jiage's cold gaze, and immediately had a smile on his face: "...... Give a fart to an elementary school girl! Elementary school girls are not uncommon with the shrimp he peels! ”
Lu Ben, who was desperate for survival, reversed what he said strongly, and began to focus on it in the next second: "Boss, it's not the same thing to go on like this, you have to find a way to stop him!" ”
"You have to know that the building near the water gets the moon first, although he looks crooked and cracked, but his behavior of peeling shrimp is very considerate, I heard that girls are easily moved by small details like boys......"
Lin Jiage looked at Lu Ben in disbelief, thinking that he was nonsense: "Are you sure that girls will be impressed by such small details?" ”
"I'm sure!" Lu Ben straightened his chest and looked completely sure: "Just because I recently stayed up late and read five romance novels of the domineering president, it is impossible to be wrong!" ”
Lin Jiage looked at Lu Ben's eyes, not only did he not believe it, but he also had a look of idiot.
Lu Ben continued to defend himself: "Boss, have you ever heard a sentence that you know that the other side can win a hundred battles?" The reason why I went to see the domineering president is to understand the psychology of girls and learn what they are obsessed with, so that I can better chase the cold and warm ......"
“…… Let me tell you, there is a lot of knowledge here, some heroines are moved because of their aunt's stomachache, and the male protagonist helps her warm her belly, and some heroines are moved because the heel is broken, and the male protagonist carries her home, and she is moved......"
“…… Besides, boss, how dare you be sure that girls are not good to be impressed by such an act as shrimp peeling? ”
Although Lin Jiage didn't believe it so much, he was moved by Lu Ben's last words.
It's better to kill by mistake than to let go!
Thinking about it, he looked left and right, and then found a middle-aged uncle next to him who was very fat and had a face full of oil, approached him, and whispered a few words.
Then the uncle replied with an OK gesture, stuffed the shrimp in his hand into his mouth, and walked towards Shi Yao's table while chewing.
Soon, the uncle walked in front of the boy who peeled shrimp for Shi Yao and Leng Nuan, and shouted "dear" to the boy with a sneer, and then hugged the boy and kissed him on the face, while kissing, the uncle also said: "What a coincidence, I actually met you here, do you know, after you left me that night, I thought about you every day......"
The uncle barely gave the boy a chance to speak, and hugged the boy tightly on the way.
Lu Ben witnessed the gaze of the people at the table looking at the boy, full of horror and consternation......
Until the uncle and the boy were separated, and when the uncle left, he accidentally knocked over a plate of shrimp that the boy had peeled.
Lu Ben, who had a full view of this scene, opened his eyes wide and was shocked for a long time before he turned his head and gave Lin Jiage a thumbs up: "When it comes to pinching peach blossoms, I won't accept anyone, so I'll obey you!" Boss, you're just a peach blossom pinch! ”