Chapter 53: Find the police uncle if you have something
The old beggar hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed a stick of incense from a corner next to the statue and handed it to Chen Yifan, and asked curiously: "If you want to invite the poor god, send someone to invite it, why do you take this road in the world?" ”
"You can see who I am, but can't you see that I am a person now?" Chen Yifan smiled and asked rhetorically.
The old beggar smiled embarrassedly, he didn't expect this stubble, and he was frightened by Chen Yifan's identity.
At this time, I didn't dare to ask again, I just wondered, could it be that I came to the world to experience calamity?
Chen Yifan took the incense, and under the guidance of the system, transported the yin power to his fingertips, and put a little on the incense, the incense was ignited, and a wisp of green smoke rose up to the blue sky.
"Please show up and see the poor god!" Chen Yifan inserted the incense into the incense burner, but he didn't worship, just shouted.
The poor god is still much lower than him, and he can't stand to worship him.
"Who should I be, isn't this the Emperor of Xudu! What's the matter with my wife? "Poor God, it is Jiang Ziya's wife Ma, what appeared in front of Chen Yifan at this time was a middle-aged aunt who looked hot, and asked Chen Yifan with her legs crossed.
From the mouth of the system, Chen Yifan knows that she is this virtue, but she is not annoyed, let alone a poor god, there are many such aunts in the village!
"Please help deal with two mortals." Chen Yifan replied.
Hearing this, a trace of surprise flashed in Ma's eyes: "This is strange, if you want to talk about the means of dealing with people, who else in this world can compare to you?" Dealing with two mortals, why do you want to get to my wife? ”
"You just say to help or not to help." Chen Yifan rolled his eyes and said, this aunt is gossip.
"Since it is what the emperor asks, how dare the old woman not help? But...... The emperor can't drive us little gods in vain, right? Ma's phantom hung in the air, curling in the green smoke, and changed his posture to tie his legs, and replied.
She also saw Chen Yifan's current situation, and she couldn't do anything with her, of course this face still had to be sold, but what about the benefits...... You can't do it!
Chen Yifan's face darkened, and he asked in a deep voice, "What do you want?" ”
"I want a bottle of love water, this thing, the emperor should have more in his hand, right?" When Ma heard this, because of Chen Yifan's identity, he didn't dare to open his mouth.
"Forget the water? Is there such a thing? Chen Yifan muttered.
"Forgetful water, that is, Meng Po soup, this soup can only make people forget the memory of love when it comes to the world, so it is called forgetful water." The system explained.
"I don't have it right now!" Chen Yifan shook his head and said.
"Don't worry, as long as the emperor can remember when there is, he will send it when he comes." When Ma Shi heard that he meant to agree, he squinted his eyes and smiled.
Ordinary people want to take Meng Po soup, it is a thousand difficulties and dangers, then Meng Po is a stubborn character, even if it is a god in the sky, he will not give face.
It's just that her strength is not low, and her background is quite deep, and ordinary little fairies and gods really don't dare to offend.
"Please also tell me the names and origins of the two mortals that the emperor is going to deal with!" Subsequently, Ma asked Chen Yifan.
Chen Yifan nodded and told her the information about Jiang Kang and Qin Rongyu.
Ma Shi stretched out his hand and waved, only to see two balls of black gas flying out, so he smiled and nodded to Chen Yifan: "It's okay!" Now, even if the God of Wealth lives in their house, he can't hold back the wealth! ”
"It's as simple as that?" Chen Yifan was a little surprised.
Ma Shi smiled: "You see how many power and calculations mortals want to kill individuals, but you only need to lightly stroke on the book of life and death, life and death, and it will be fulfilled." Since I am in charge of bad luck, I also want whoever is unlucky to be unlucky, and whoever wants to be poor will be poor. ”
Chen Yifan was thoughtful, but a sadness suddenly rose in his heart, is it for the sorrow of ordinary creatures in the world?
It turned out that it was just a plaything in the hands of some existence.
The so-called mandate of heaven is like this, right?
"Thank you, what you want, I'll remember." With a secret sigh in his heart, Chen Yifan came back to his senses and said to Ma.
"I'm not afraid that you will be deceived by an emperor, your reputation is much more valuable than a bottle of forgetful water." Ma Shi grinned, and then slowly disappeared in the green smoke.
The old beggar stood aside with his eyebrows down, not daring to raise his head.
"Thank you, old man, and come back when you have time in the future." Chen Yifan also nodded at the old beggar and thanked him.
Then, he strode out.
"Let's go, I'm done." Chen Yifan walked out of the door and said to everyone.
The rain has stopped, and the people who came with him are talking and discussing in a whisper, as for the topic of discussion, who else can there be besides Chen Yifan?
The group went down the mountain, Huang Yan was sent to the entrance of the village, Chen Yifan glanced at him and asked, "You still haven't gone back?" ”
When Huang Yan heard this, he knelt down suddenly: "The little demon was enlightened by the emperor, and he owes the emperor a great favor, if he doesn't repay this kindness, it will be difficult to achieve the fruit of the way, and I hope the emperor will have mercy and take it in!" ”
When Chen Yifan saw his move, his heart groaned for a while, this is the entrance of the village! If the acquaintances in the village see this scene, they can't go outside for themselves, what kind of "big brother" will they be?
If this reaches Grandpa's ears......
"Hurry up!" Chen Yifan hurriedly grabbed Huang Yan's arm and said.
Huang Yan was not surprised, but just looked up at him stubbornly.
"Good, good! I promise you! Chen Yifan glanced at the village and replied, "Get up quickly!" ”
Huang Yan got up at this time, bowed to Chen Yifan and smiled: "I'll go back and pack my things!" ”
After saying that, he turned around and ran towards the mountain.
The corners of Chen Yifan's mouth twitched, this monster is no different from people!
It's also reckless.
Afterwards, Chen Yifan looked at Qiu Yuan and the others beside him, and he had a headache, and he went out to "play for a while" and led so many people back, but how to explain it to Grandpa!
"What about you? Now that you've gone down the mountain, why don't you go back to your own house and find your own mother? ”
"Thank you seniors, Xiaodao will return to the Dao Club to report on the matter of Huanglong Mountain." When Qiu Yuan heard this, he didn't dare to be uninteresting, bowed to Chen Yifan, and took the two sisters and brothers of the Qiu family away.
And Zhang Mo and Ling Yuexi looked at Chen Yifan pitifully, looking at them at a loss.
They lost everything on them, and now they can't go back, and they're dead, and they don't know what to do.
"See what I'm doing? If you have something to do, find a police uncle! I'll call you the police! Chen Yifan was indifferent to the sad eyes of the two girls, after all, he was an upright five-good student, so he immediately took out his copycat machine and dialed 110.
"Ulla, Ulla!" Soon, the alarm bell rang in the mountain village, and the villagers came to see the excitement, and the two policemen questioned Chen Yifan and made notes.
"Are you saying they were delirious when you found them?"
"Uh-huh! Right! Just wow, what kind of monster eats people! What big gray ...... Bah! Big green wolf! Can this be sane? Chen Yifan nodded affirmatively.
"Where did you find them?"
"It's in the mountains and forests! It seems to be lost, you see, this snake was given to me by them! Therefore, I took them down the mountain in a righteous and courageous manner. Chen Yifan took off the cauliflower snake wrapped around his waist, grabbed it in his hand, and replied with a smile.