Chapter 415: My Pig Will Arch Cabbage
Liu Meilian said a little proudly, "Xiao Mingming, what do you know about your mother?" ”
"Who told you?" Beichen Ming asked curiously, he dared to reveal his affairs, it was really fatal, right?
Liu Meilian said with a hint of mystery in her eyes, "I won't tell you!" ”
Liu Meilian has a bit of a teasing temperament between children.
Beichen Ming: "......"
Seeing that Liu Meilian didn't say anything, Beichen Ming's suspicious gaze fell on Si Ye on the side.
Si Ye hurriedly waved his hand, "Master, it's not me, you have to believe me!" This is definitely not something that my wife and I said! ”
Beichen Ming's deep voice warned, "It's better not you, you are the ...... I found out one day"
Si Ye was so frightened that the chrysanthemum tightened, and the master knew that he was scaring him, but fortunately, this matter really had nothing to do with him, if it had anything to do with him, he would have to pay it back!
Liu Meilian continued with a smile, "Oh, Xiao Mingming, what are you doing so fiercely, and you are not afraid of frightening Xiao Yeye!" ”
Si Ye nodded aggrievedly, "It's just ......" or Mrs. knows that she feels sorry for him! Woowoo......
"Mom, you're a gossip!" Beichen Ming Road.
In fact, he also wanted to take the initiative to tell his parents, but he didn't expect that his mother had been monitoring him, and there was always something weird.
"It's nothing to gossip about your son's love life, you haven't brought a girlfriend to your mother for so many years, it really makes your mother can't help but think about it, wondering if you are a gay, in case you go to find a boyfriend one day, your mother should stop you in time, right? Xiao Mingming, don't you know, it's a very dangerous ...... between men and men."
Liu Meilian began Beichen Ming's science popularization of sexual knowledge between homosexuals......
Beichen Ming listened to Liu Meilian's words, his face was as heavy as the bottom of the pot, and the expression on his face was even more twitching.
If it weren't for the wrong occasion, Su Xiaxia almost covered her stomach and laughed......
Haha, Beichen Ming was so reduced to the point that he and his own mother doubted his sexual orientation......
"Mom, am I your own son?" Beichen Ming said resentfully.
Liu Meilian raised her head and said, "Of course you are, otherwise can your mother care about you so much?" ”
The corners of Beichen Ming's mouth twitched, "I don't feel like it, how can I say that about my son's mother......"
"You have no conscience, Mom cares about you!" Liu Meilian was aggrieved.
Beichen Ming had no choice but to stop talking.
Liu Meilian's eyes fell on Su Xiaxia's body again, and the more she looked at it, the more satisfied she felt, "My little Mingming is really a blockbuster, and it's the same if you find a girlfriend, if you don't look for it, forget it, you will find me such a good-looking one as soon as I look for it!" ”
Su Xiaxia smiled, a little embarrassed.
Liu Meilian suddenly thought of something, and asked Su Xiaxia, "Xia Xia, does my little Mingming snore when he sleeps at night?" ”
Su Xiaxia was slightly stunned, was her future mother-in-law afraid that Beichen Ming would snore and disturb her when she slept at night? But Beichen Ming doesn't snore, could it be that Beichen Ming had the habit of snoring before?
After thinking for a moment, Su Xiaxia replied weakly, "No...... No, he's quiet when he sleeps......"
When Su Xiaxia spoke, Liu Meilian suddenly became excited, and her eyebrows fluttered, "Ah, yes, my pig will finally arch the cabbage!" ”
After Liu Meilian finished speaking, it was not enough, so she smiled at the housekeeper and Si Ye and continued to repeat it a few times.
Beichen Ming: "......"
Su Xiaxia: "......"
The two of them looked stunned, and Beichen Ming was even more helpless.