Chen Yuhan looked at him and asked, "Didn't you wipe it for me?"

Lu Tianyi sat on the chair next to the hospital bed, looked at him with cold eyes and said, "You can wipe it yourself in the front, and I will wipe it for you in the back." ”

Chen Yuhan looked at his cold eyes, and felt cold in his heart, so he had no choice but to grab a towel to wipe it.

After wiping it again, he wanted to hand the towel to Lu Tianyi and ask him to help wash the towel and wipe it again.

He raised his head and saw Lu Tian staring at his body intently.

He hurriedly took back the towel handed to Lu Tianyi and covered his body. Holding his body with both hands, he shrank his body, and said tremblingly: "Brother-in-law, you just like my sister, don't you like me too!" ”

Lu Tianyi was stunned and did not speak.

Chen Yuhan shrunk his neck and said, "I already have a girlfriend, I won't think about a boyfriend." ”

Lu Tianyi raised his hand and patted him on the head and said, "You, the second middle school boy, are you not lightly ill?"

Chen Yuhan said with a flustered expression: "If you look at my body like this, I will be afraid." ”

Lu Tianyi stared at him and said to himself: "Look at your body belongs to a boy who is not fully developed, why can you get a girlfriend so quickly." Teach me the secret of the bubble girl. “

After hearing this, Chen Yuhan almost fainted on the hospital bed, and even said that I am a boy whose development is not complete, and I still want me to teach you to sleep with my sister. Are you stunned when I am?

Chen Yuhan sat up straight, straightened his chest and pointed at the abdominal muscles on his body, and looked at Lu Tianyi with disdain, "Brother-in-law, you see that my abdominal muscles are complete 8 pieces, and I am underdeveloped there." After finishing speaking, he said in his heart: You must have bad eyes.

Lu Tian glanced at his bones and said coldly: "Seeing that your child has never seen real abdominal muscles, it opens your eyes." ”

After speaking, he stood up, unbuttoned his clothes, pulled his clothes out of his arms with both hands, exposed his entire abdomen, clenched his hands into fists and drooped, took a deep breath, and immediately displayed his eight complete abdominal muscles in front of Chen Yuhan.

Chen Yuhan looked at the 8-pack abs, stretched out his tongue and added his lips, his eyes showed a look of envy, and he slowly said, "Brother-in-law, you are too experienced!" ”

Lu Tianyi ignored him and continued: "How could your little girlfriend take a fancy to your 8 stunted abdominal muscles?"

Chen Yuhan, who heard this, was about to faint, but he quickly came to his senses, pretending not to hear it, and stretched out the towel to Lu Tianyi, "Help me wash it, I have to wipe it again." ”

Lu Tianyi helped him wash it, wrung the towel and handed it to him, Chen Yuhan took the towel and wiped his body, raised his head and wanted to hand the towel to Lu Tianyi, and saw Lu Tianyi looking at him, as if he was waiting for something.

Chen Yuhan looked at him and asked, "Brother-in-law, what are you thinking?"

Lu Tianyi: "I'm wondering when you're going to tell me the secret of picking up girls." ”

Chen Yuhan: This old leftover man is poisonous, and he has been revolving around this question, and it seems that he can't answer this question anymore.

Tilting his head, he looked around Lu Tianyi from head to toe, and asked, "Brother-in-law, what color are most of your clothes?"

Lu Tianyi: "Most of them are black, and there are a few white ones. ”

He handed the towel to Lu Tianyi, "Help me wipe my back after washing the towel." ”

Chen Yuhan slowly moved his body, turned his back to him and said: "Brother-in-law, no wonder you haven't soaked in my sister yet, you are not black or white all day long, you see that you are black from head to toe today, as if you are at a funeral, my sister likes bright clothes." ”