The surprise inspection of family planning in Taiping Town by the city and county family planning commissions began at 5 p.m. on weekends. Mrs. Zhou Ping, director of the Municipal Family Planning Commission, personally led the team, made careful arrangements in advance, organized more than 20 people, transferred four cars and two vans, and a police car to open the road to assist in carrying out the task. Two vans, Zhou Ping is going to be used to load superborn women. After meeting with the comrades of the Shayang County Family Planning Commission in front of the Municipal Family Planning Commission, they were about to set off, but Mrs. Zhou Ping was still playing tricks, only saying that there was a major task, but she did not say what the task was or where she was going. The convoy first marched all the way to the west, and when it arrived at the overpass of the outer ring road, the old lady suddenly "went east" with a wave of her hand, so, twenty-three minutes later, the old lady and her heavenly soldiers arrived from the sky and suddenly appeared in the Taiping Town Party Committee and the town's ** compound.

At this time, Ji Fushunzheng, secretary of the town party committee, and Liu Quanyou, the mayor of the town, were very seriously studying the family planning work in Taiping Town. Director Wu of the town's family planning office also took a dirty primary school student's homework book to make a very serious report, and was about to report that he would "make persistent efforts to increase the rate of ligation and ring sterilization of women of childbearing age by 0.7 percentage points to 98.23 percent by December 2000," when Mrs. Zhou Ping came in with her subordinates.

Ji Fushun and Liu Quanyou were very surprised, greeted warmly, and asked Zhou Ping and his comrades to sit again and again.

Zhou Ping and his comrades did not sit down, but looked at the three suspects one by one as if they were class enemies.

Ji Fushun looked at him as if he was at a loss, and said with a smile: "Director Zhou, what's wrong?" Why didn't you leaders say hello and come to check our work? Isn't it...... Why don't you stop by? ”

Zhou Ping already felt that something was wrong with the situation at this time, so he said, "Yes, stop by and take a look." ”

Ji Fu hurriedly asked Liu Quanyou to arrange dinner, saying that no matter how poor the town was, he could afford a light meal.

Zhou Ping waved his hand: "Don't arrange it, we won't eat it." ”

Ji Fushun said tentatively: "Director Zhou, you are very busy, so let's hurry up and report?" ”

Zhou Ping said: "Don't report, come with us now, Hetang Village, you lead the way!" ”

Ji Fushun said: "Then I'll call Lao Gan and Lao Nie in Hetang Village first and let them know." ”

Zhou Ping said, "No need, the three of you all come with us, go now." ”

The group went to Hetang Village, brought Gan Tongsheng, the village party secretary, from the small coal kiln run by the village, and Lao Nie, the village director, from his daughter-in-law's house, and everyone met in the three-story building of the village committee. Ji Fushun said that all the leading comrades in the family planning departments of cities and counties came here. Lao Gan said that he had to call the women's director as well. Then a woman in her fifties was called. The women's director was steaming noodles at home, and when she came, her face was still white.

Lao Gan wanted to report again, and this time Zhou Ping agreed-he listened to the report himself, but he sent almost all his subordinates, and mysteriously took out a small notebook and ran outside the door to explain it like this.

After Zhou Ping came back from outside the door, Lao Gan reported, at the beginning he was still a little serious, drinking tea very loudly, and in the women's director and Lao Nie Gao should talk with Zhongda in a low voice, what is the "basic national policy", what is the "one-vote veto", what is the "constant grasp", how much is the ligation rate, how much is the upper ring rate, and the person looks like a dog. After five minutes, the taste changed, first creating an atmosphere with a series of sighs, taking "the most difficult in the world" as the entry point, and quickly entering the stage of cloud and mountain fog cover.

“…… Director Zhou, this family planning is really the most difficult in the world! What's the difficulty? First of all, the difficulty lies in the quality of the people, and you just can't improve the quality of the villagers! Let's just talk about last year, our women's director distributed condoms, and Zhao Baishun of the third group asked, what is this thing doing? The women's director is a lesbian, how to say? So he put the sleeve on his finger and said, "That's it." This envoy, okay, Baishun's daughter-in-law is pregnant again, and she is not relenting with our women's director, saying that every time he sleeps with his daughter-in-law, he wears a sleeve on his thumb, and he has not forgotten it once, how to compensate for losses when he is pregnant......"

Ji Fushun was afraid that Zhou Ping would be unhappy, so he stopped and said, "Don't talk nonsense, is this what happened in your village?!" ”

Lao Gan said, "Why not? Secretary Ji, if you don't believe it, I'll call Zhao Baishun to you. ”

Zhou Ping knocked on the table: "Don't shout, don't shout, Secretary Gan, go on." ”

Lao Gan spoke again, looking very serious: "-Hey, you can't let them give birth indiscriminately, you don't put the condom in the place where it should be, it's your business to put it on your fingers, how to abort it, how do you give me an abortion!" After the miscarriage, it will be in the ring, there can't be a blank spot, third sister-in-law, that's what I said, right? ”

The women's director nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, four brothers, the branch is the most supportive of my work!" ”

When it comes to Shanghuan, Lao Gan has the spirit again: "In this Shanghuan work, our experience is that we must pay attention to the details, one person and one ring, there must be records, there must be implementation, and we must not be sloppy." There's a joke, I don't know if you've heard of it? I don't know which village it is, it's not our village anyway. Shanghuan is very sloppy, an old lady is on the ring three times, two daughters-in-law and a daughter, her old man has done it for her, and when the younger daughter is about to go to the ring again, the old lady went again. This time I met a serious comrade, and when I saw that I had already got three rings, I said, old lady, I won't give you the fourth ring, and if you get on it again, won't your old man become an Audi car......"

The joke was quite new, and not many people had heard of it, and the few comrades present all laughed.

Zhou Ping didn't smile, her face pulled: "Secretary Gan, family planning is a very serious matter, I hope you grassroots comrades are also serious!" Also, don't change your way to insult our women comrades! ”

Lao Gan is still hippie smiling: "Director Zhou, don't be angry, I also heard it at the wine table." ”

At this time, the comrades who went down to the raid came back one by one, and none of them were caught.

Zhou Ping became angry now, took out the small notebook, named a few superborn households, and asked Lao Gan: "Are these superborn households?" Did you hear some rumors beforehand and hide all the people? ”

Ji Fushun also followed: "Lao Gan, if you dare to play tricks, I can't spare you!" ”

Lao Gan looked innocent and shouted wronged: "Director Zhou, Secretary Ji, Mayor Liu, you are a surprise inspection, and you didn't notify us in advance, I Gan Tongsheng can't hide it even if I want to!" ”

Zhou Pingyang has a small notebook in his hand: "You give me a positive answer to the question: Are these households overborn?" Don't play tricks, we won't come if we don't get a conclusive report! As he spoke, he glanced at Ji Fushun meaningfully, "I can warn you: If Secretary Li Dongfang of the Municipal Party Committee has strict instructions, he will be severely punished and will not be tolerated!" I see that there is a lot of article in your Hetang Village, and Taiping Town is not very peaceful! ”

Ji Fushun looked very angry, and glared at Lao Gan fiercely: "Lao Gan, did you fucking hear that?" Yes? Even our town is involved with you! What's going on with these superbirths? He also called Director Wu of the Town Family Planning Office, "Old Wu, Lao Gan doesn't say what you say, what's going on?" Yes? Be sure to make it clear to me today! ”

Mayor Liu Quanyou was also very angry: "Say, tell the truth!" ”

Director Wu was about to say, Lao Gan said it first, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he reviewed: "Director Zhou, Secretary Ji, Director Wu, we didn't do a good job, these households are all floating population, working outside all the year round, and they don't go back to the village at all, although we can't bear the responsibility for overbirth, but we still have a little obligation......

Liu Quanyou said: "You don't have a little obligation, you have a big responsibility, why don't you follow up on the implementation?" ”

Lao Gan said with a bitter face: "They are either in Guangzhou and Shanghai, or in Xinjiang and Inner Mongolia, who will give me the exit fee......

Coming out of Hetang Village, it was already dark, and Ji Fushun asked positively: "Do you want to go to other villages to see?" ”

Zhou Ping said frustratedly: "No, no!" We have traitors within us! ”

As soon as Zhou Ping left, Ji Fushun immediately told Director Wu to send ten catties of small grinding sesame oil to the "traitor" comrade in the office of the Municipal Family Planning Commission overnight, and a hanging pig into the water. Director Wu said that people don't care about this thing, they want to do a farming transformation for his brother. Ji Fushun said without thinking about it, then do it, there will be more time to use him in the future.

Lao Gan and Lao Nie also chased after them and wanted to stay with the town leaders for dinner.

Ji Fushun had something in his heart and didn't want to eat, but Mayor Liu Quanyou and Director Wu wanted to eat, and Ji Fushun agreed.

The drink is still the famous wine "one piece eight" produced in Shayang County, and the dishes are still the same as the old eight. Lao Gan thought that he had made a great contribution to the party and ** in Taiping Town this time, and he didn't pay attention to modesty when he spoke when he drank, so Ji Fushun sneered and made a few words. Director Wu is modest, but stupid, in front of Lao Gan and Lao Nie, he asked for instructions, saying that there is a head of household in Houshan Village who initiated afforestation, and his family is very thick, and he is willing to give birth to a second child with 30,000 yuan, I don't know if it can be done? Ji Fushun said angrily, if you don't do it, you won't do it, even if you don't do it, you won't do it for 300,000! If you continue to do it, you will do it for me. Director Wu muttered, 30,000 miles, we did 18,000 a few days ago, very heartbroken, and very unhappy.

While drinking, the village women's director came again: "Secretary Gan, Director Nie, there is a situation!" ”

Lao Gan asked unhurriedly, "What?" They're back again? ”

The village women's director nodded again and again and said, "Their car has already entered the village." ”

Lao Nie also asked: "Have the superborn babies come back?" ”

The women's director said, "No, no, I'm still hiding in the cave, I'm going to say hello to you first!" ”

Lao Nie said: "Then what are you anxious about?" With a sip of the wine glass, he said to Ji Fushun and Liu Quanyou, "Secretary Ji, Mayor Liu, let's drink ours!" ”

Ji Fushun had already considered that Zhou Ping might rush to the village committee again, and acted in a play with a tiger face.

Lao Gan smiled: "Secretary Ji, this devil hasn't come to the front yet, why are you up again?" You can rest assured to drink your wine, we are here in the area of tug-of-war during the anti-Japanese period, and we have a set to deal with the devil and the Eighth Road! ”

Ji Fushun was really angry, and the wine glass was put down: "Lao Gan, you are dealing with our ** at all levels as devils, aren't you?" Today's dealing with city and county leaders has dealt with me and Mayor Liu like this in the past, isn't it? Is there still a sentry at the entrance of the village? Lao Gan, let me tell you, I was forced to make this decision, I was forced to be helpless, one day I will step down, and I have to withdraw your dog day first! ”

Lao Gan couldn't laugh anymore: "Secretary Ji, who are we with whom?" We're in a trench today! ”

Ji Fushun shook his head vigorously: "Two different things!" Our town collects some fines for overbirth, to solve a lot of big problems that are imminent, what about you? It's a fucking way to get money and drink! ”

Liu Quanyou also said: "Yes, you are drunk all day long, I have never seen you sober!" ”

Lao Gan carefully reminded: "Count...... Secretary Ji, Liu ...... Mayor Liu, this ...... This year, the two town leaders didn't drink less! ”

Ji Fushun was blocked and didn't know what to say for a while, so he rolled his eyes in anger.

Liu Quanyou was annoyed and angry, and slapped the table: "Lao Gan, what do you say?" As soon as Secretary Ji and I come, you will go to 'one piece eight', what kind of wine do you usually drink? At least the old cellar! Don't fucking think we don't know! ”

At this moment, the sound of car brakes and chaotic footsteps sounded in front of the door.

Ji Fushun knew that the situation was not good, so he interrupted Liu Quanyou's words, and with a belly of emotion, he played in the right direction, and his voice was very loud: "I think Liu Zhen's criticism is very right!" Your work is not real! It's a flower shelf! Regarding the management of family planning for the floating population, Houshan Village has valuable experience, but you just don't pay attention to it and don't learn it! It's not me criticizing you today...... Oh, oh, Director Zhou, why are you back again?! ”

Zhou Ping looked at Ji Fushun coldly: "Secretary Ji, say, say, keep talking!" ”

Ji Fushun felt that something was wrong: "Director Zhou, I'm criticizing them, you see ......"

Zhou Ping said: "I won't watch it, let's go out and have a look!" Please, Secretary Ji! ”

Ji Fushun followed Zhou Ping to the door and looked, almost fainting on the spot: the two vans were full of superborn women and their children, and it was not the six who received the money in their town, but twenty-five, the eldest was six or seven years old, and the younger one was only three or four months old, and he was still nursing in his mother's arms!

Zhou Ping was very proud, a little bit of a cat playing with a mouse: "Secretary Ji, it's good that we have a traitor internally, and you are not monolithic internally!" Don't think we can't find it if we hide in a cave! Any idea what my nickname is? Double-gun old woman! I don't have the level to fight guerrilla with you, what else should I be the director of the Municipal Family Planning Commission! Comrade Ji Fushun, I advise you not to have any more unrealistic illusions, and from now on, honestly explain the problem and strive for organizational leniency! Tomorrow, the Shayang County Committee of the Communist Party of China will look for you! With that, he waved his hand, "Withdraw!" ”

This is really too clever to calculate, but it cost Qingqing's life! Ji Fushun watched Zhou Ping and her convoy disappear in the soft and lovely moonlight, like a charred stake, standing in the open space in front of the village committee, motionless for four or five minutes, without saying a word.

Liu Quanyou stepped forward and pushed Ji Fushun: "Old plan, old plan, what's wrong with you?" ”

Ji Fushun woke up at this time: "Oh, Liu Zhen, go back, go back to the meeting!" ”

Lao Gan said cautiously: "It's so late, it's still ...... What else is going on? Secretary Ji, let's ...... Just continue to drink, if you have wine today, you will be drunk today, don't care about cutting off your head tomorrow, but ...... Anyway, it's already ......."

Ji Fushun grabbed Lao Gan, his eyes were bloodshot: "How did this happen?" Yes? Tell me the fuck! ”

Lao Gan was frightened: "Secretary Ji, I'm a bastard, I'm ...... I checked this traitor overnight! ”

Ji Fushun said angrily: "I'm not talking about investigating traitors, I'm talking about the twenty-five superbirths!" I only know six, how did it suddenly become twenty-five? How much did the nineteen collect in your village? You dug your own grave and pushed me into the grave! Let go of Lao Gan, and said to Liu Quanyou, "Liu Zhen, let's really damn it, we opened an opening above, and he dug a hole for you underneath, and even the wall was dug down!" Before we stepped down, we immediately went back to open the town party committee, and we studied one thing: reorganize the Hetang Village team and get rid of Gan Tongsheng and Lao Nie! ”

After that, he pulled Liu Quanyou into the car and left, without even looking back.

This time, it was Lao Gan and Lao Nie's turn to be in a daze under the soft and lovely moonlight......