Commander Zhou vomited the sky and the sky was dark, and the bitter water came out, and he leaned on the corner of the wall and scolded: "Damn, she won't be in love with Lao Tzu." ”

Qin Wuming suddenly felt funny, this Commander Zhou was an interesting person, so he teased him immediately: "Or, when the white-faced female ghost comes back next time, I will tell her well, you accepted her as a ghost aunt's wife?" ”

Commander Zhou was shocked: "Don't! If that thing becomes an aunt, Lao Tzu won't be sucked into a human! ”

Qin Wuming had a smile on the corner of his mouth: "The white-faced female ghost has been greatly injured by my beating, and she will not come to you again for three days, so you can continue to sleep." ”

Commander Zhou sighed, "I'll go wash and go to sleep." ”

Halfway through, Commander Zhou remembered something again, wiped his forehead and said, "By the way, master, what did you wipe for me?" Originally, I could only see that girl when I closed my eyes, but I could see her when I opened my eyes, and I just saw you drenching her. ”

As he spoke, Commander Zhou put his finger under his nose and sniffed it, muttering, "It's just that it doesn't smell good." ”

Qin Wuming held back a smile: "Don't smell it, it's holy urine." ”

Commander Zhou's eyes were puzzled, "I know the boy's urine, what does the holy urine mean?" ”

Qin Wuming explained: "Holy urine is much more powerful than children's urine, and the urine of children under the age of ten is child's urine, but holy urine is too rare. ”

Commander Zhou asked, "How do you say it?" ”

Qin Wuming said: "It will take more than fifty years for a healthy man who has not leaked Yuan Yang once to have holy urine." ”

Commander Zhou's eyes widened: "Dream leak, handcuffs can't work?" ”

Qin Wuming nodded: "No." ”

Commander Zhou smacked his mouth: "Then the fuck must not be suffocated to death, no wonder it is said that the holy urine will not be leaked for fifty years, and it should be called a saint." ”

The corners of Qin Wuming's mouth twitched, he was a saint, how could he have been a saint for fifty years, this matter was his greatest shame, and he must not let outsiders know that the saint's urine was his.

Fortunately, Commander Zhou didn't ask, shook his hand in disgust, and hurriedly went to take a shower.

When he returned to the bedroom, he saw that Qin Wuming was bleeding the big rooster and brought the blood into the bowl.

"Master, why did you kill it?" Commander Zhou hurriedly shouted.

Qin Wuming threw away the big rooster and handed the chicken blood bowl to the commander: "It has already saved you once, the merit has been completed, naturally you can't be a beast anymore, kill it so that it can be reincarnated as an adult as soon as possible, come, drink the chicken blood, and your essence can be restored." ”

Commander Zhou nodded understandingly, and said thoughtfully: "Well, that's right, Lao Tzu owes this chicken a favor, and I'll set up a tablet for it." ”

As he spoke, Commander Zhou took the bowl and dried the chicken blood in one go.

As soon as the chicken blood was in his stomach, Commander Zhou felt a heat in his stomach, and he recovered a lot of strength in his body, and his spirit was suddenly shocked.

Qin Wuming smiled, "Don't set up a tablet, let people stew it, you can eat it early tomorrow morning, I will overtake it and reincarnate a good person." ”

Commander Zhou was stunned, and some couldn't react: "Still eating it?" ”

He was a little unbearable in his heart, and glanced at the big deeply, but still said, "Okay, listen to the master." ”

"By the way, master, you just said that the white lady won't come back for three days, so what about three days later?" After arranging for someone to stew chicken, Commander Zhou asked again.

Qin Wuming said: "She will recover in three days, and she will naturally come to you again." ”

Commander Zhou slapped his thigh: "Why didn't the master catch her just now!" ”

Qin Wuming said: "That white-faced female ghost is very powerful and cunning, I can't help her escape quickly, the urine of the saint alone can't kill her, you have to use more valuable things." ”

Commander Zhou glared and said, "It's okay master, even if you greet her with expensive things, the money is mine." ”

Qin Wuming was secretly happy in his heart, and finally got down to business, but he was still a little embarrassed on the surface: "Holy urine alone is worth a thousand oceans, if you use something that can kill that white-faced female ghost, I'm afraid the commander will be too expensive." ”

Commander Zhou waved his hand and said indifferently: "Lao Tzu is rich and rivals the county, and the entire Ping'an County is mine, master, you can make a price!" ”

Qin Wuming calculated in his heart, to buy a decent yard, to get more than 2,000 oceans, and then buy some furniture, buy some gold and silver jewelry for Ling'er, plus a year's food and drink, it is estimated that the total will be thousands of oceans.

Qin Wuming was afraid that he would be too ruthless, so he decided to test Commander Zhou's depth first, and asked, "I don't know how many people the commander has in total?" ”

Commander Zhou frowned: "What is the master asking for, is that a military plane private?" ”

Qin Wuming said: "Just ask, I'm just curious about how big an official the commander is." ”

Commander Zhou thought that the master was not an ordinary person, and even if he knew, he would not pay attention to him, so he stretched out a finger.

"Ten thousand horses! The commander turned out to be a big official. Qin Wuming said in surprise.

Commander Zhou choked for a moment, and said with some embarrassment: "The master is wrong, I have a thousand men under me." ”

Qin Wuming said curiously: "Isn't the commander a big official, why is there only a thousand people?" ”

Commander Zhou smiled dryly: "The master doesn't know, the current officials are all self-appointed, and if they occupy a city with hundreds of people, they can be called adults, who are you?" Zhou Xingyu! Of course, you have to be a big official, what is the commander, if Lao Tzu has 10,000 horses, he will be a big marshal for everything. ”

Qin Wuming understood, this was like fighting a war in the early years, obviously there were only tens of thousands of people, but he claimed to be a million troops to bluff people.

After a long time, the title of commander is also a fool.

With an understanding of Commander Zhou's background, Qin Wuming immediately said: "In this way, in addition to the white-faced female ghost, you will need eight thousand oceans." ”

Commander Zhou's face darkened, 8,000 oceans were almost worth his military salary for half a year, and he had fished a total of more than 10,000 oceans in Ping'an County.

"Master, can you have less, can you do three thousand?" Commander Zhou cheekily killed the price.

Qin Wuming said solemnly: "The commander's life is very valuable, the white-faced female ghost is immortal, and the commander will be killed by her sooner or later." ”

Commander Zhou grinned and said, "It only cost five hundred oceans for the gentleman to marry the third aunt's wife, and eight thousand is really too much." ”

Qin Wuming shook his head and said, "The things I used to kill the white-faced female ghost were also bought by me from other places at a great price, so I can't miss them." ”

Commander Zhou decided to try the hard one, straightened his face, and said fiercely: "Believe it or not, I tied up your daughter-in-law, and if I don't kill the white-faced female ghost, Lao Tzu will tear up the ticket." ”

Qin Wuming sneered: "Believe it or not, I let the white-faced female ghost kill you, and you will die." ”

When Commander Zhou heard this, he immediately froze, and said with a crying face: "Don't! Master, don't be angry, 8,000 is 8,000 oceans, I can't go out! ”

He is not afraid of the sky, he is not afraid of the earth, and he has a lot of lives on his hands, but he is afraid of ghosts, there is no way, the big soldiers under his command fight and kill people, but none of them will kill ghosts.

Muskets and cannons, they can't kill ghosts!

Forget it, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, it's a big deal to lead the troops to exterminate a group of bandits, and take the bandits' nest, and the ocean will be able to earn again.

"When the female ghost comes again, I will destroy her, the commander will prepare the ocean, destroy the ghost with one hand, and pay the money with the other."

Qin Wuming smiled with satisfaction, put down this sentence, and left.

When Qin Wuming left the room, Commander Zhou muttered in a dissatisfied voice, "Damn, I knew that Lao Tzu also became a Taoist priest, and catching a ghost is more profitable than Lao Tzu leading troops to fight to earn money." ”

Forget it, I can finally get some sleep first.

Qin Wuming gently returned to the guest room, and as soon as he entered the room, he heard Ling'er say, "Are you back?" You're alright. ”

Qin Wuming was stunned, "Why didn't you sleep?" ”

Ling'er sat up from the bed and covered up through the mosquito net: "I'm not worried about you, I just can't sleep." ”

Qin Wuming smiled, isn't it three hundred taels of silver here, and said immediately: "Don't worry, what the hell is not my opponent, it's just a pity that she escaped." ”

Subsequently, Qin Wuming told him about the situation of the white-faced female ghost, but he didn't mention the matter of holy urine.

"It's okay, just don't be foolish, if you really can't deal with that white-faced female ghost, you can hide for a while, and then come to her when you recover your skills." Ling'er breathed a sigh of relief, thought about it and said.

Qin Wuming waved his hand: "That's not it, Commander Zhou said, if you kill that female ghost, you will give me eight thousand samples, and then we can buy a yard and live a good life." ”

Ling'er snorted: "It's not uncommon for me to live with you, a female ghost that a big rooster can't deal with, are you really sure to get rid of her?" ”

Qin Wuming smiled and whispered: "Actually, I deliberately let her escape, if I use the Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket, then the female ghost will be scattered no matter how high she is." ”

Ling'er was stunned: "Mixed Yuan Jin Dou? Didn't you see it? ”

Qin Wuxian pointed to the toilet under the bed and said, "That's the Mixed Yuan Golden Bucket, I can't take this thing with me at any time." ”

Ling'er's face turned red: "Phew, you came up with it, and gave such a filthy thing the name of Mixed Yuan Jindou." ”

Qin Wuming laughed, "It's still early in the morning, go to sleep, give me a quilt, and I'll make a bunk." ”

Ling'er snorted, "I don't need you to do it. With that, he got out of bed and laid the quilt on the floor himself.

Qin Wuming also felt tired, so he fell asleep.

It's just that when he woke up the next day, Qin Wuming found himself lying on the bed, and Ling'er didn't know when she was sleeping on the ground.

"I'm not a wicked woman, how can I let you sleep on the ground with a sick seedling." Ling'er explained eloquently.

Qin Wuming's heart warmed, it must have been Ling'er who took advantage of his sleep to carry him to bed, but unfortunately, his body is too weak now, he slept to death, and he didn't wake up when he was held.

Commander Zhou's big soldiers are very reliable, after hearing the movement, they knocked on the door and sent washing water, and after the two of them washed, they went to the living room to have dinner with Commander Zhou.

After eating stewed chicken, after the meal was full, Commander Zhou picked his teeth and said, "Master, why don't you accept me as an apprentice and teach me how to deal with ghosts with both hands." ”

The words fell, and before Qin Wuming could answer, a big-headed soldier rushed in in a panic.

"Commander! Something is wrong! ”

The big-headed soldier shouted in horror.