Chapter 322: Opening Remarks
The struggle over sweet and salty did not continue to expand.
The reason is not difficult to understand, perhaps in a sense, the sweet and salty battle is indeed an epic war on a thousand pages of thousands of universes and civilizations, but at the moment it is on Hao Shen's group of tenants...... It really didn't cause any big waves.
A teenager or girl who is excited to travel through the universe to another world, where can they care about sweet and salty zongzi? For them, as long as it tastes good, it's enough.
I have to say that after understanding this truth, Zhao Ran received a bit of a big blow, because when she recalled the first time she crossed, she suddenly felt that she was a failure, sure enough, is she no longer young after the age of twenty-five?
"Of course not, according to the physical fitness of the earthlings, twenty-six, seventy-eight years old is upright and prime, and belongs to the youth class." Hao Shen held a cup of tea and looked at a group of teenagers and girls with a smile, his face full of indifference.
"But legally, this age is already middle-aged." Zhao Ran said with a muffled snort. "Maybe it won't be long before I can be a grandmother!"
Hao Shen almost didn't squirt, "What? Grandmother? Do you have a baby? β
Zhao Ran glared at Hao Shen fiercely, "What are you talking about, my cousin, who is twelve years older than me, and her daughter will get married next month." β
"Oh." Hao Shen breathed a sigh of relief, cold sweat broke out on his body, and he took a sip of tea, "Then what, do you want me to follow it?" β
"Excuse me." Zhao Ran rolled his eyes, pursed his lips and turned his head, not wanting to talk to Hao Shen.
Soon, however, she turned her head to the other member of the 'middle-aged group' next to her, "Catherine, do you think time flies very quickly when you grow up?" When I used to train, I felt like a year, and I couldn't wait for it to pass in the blink of an eye. But now I feel that the days are short, and a month is gone in the blink of an eye. β
She and Catherine can be regarded as talkative, after all, they have a little in common in their professions, plus they are both 36E, and their phases are really not ordinarily good.
Catherine immediately felt empathy when she heard this, and said with pity: "Yes, yes, every time I go out on a mission, I go through time and space, and when I fall asleep at low temperature, I close and open my eyes, and I haven't been there for many months." Every time I go back after completing a task, my colleagues have to be several years old, hey, it's really a time shuttle. β
Zhao Ran: "........."
It seems that sometimes phase sex can't directly shorten the distance between two people.
As he spoke, the topic between the two somehow jumped from time to time, and slowly transitioned to remarks such as "If time can be turned back, what can the old lady do", as if rebirth. Anyway, it was the two female agents who were blowing each other, and they blew out the feeling of being sixty years old and sixteen.
Hao Shen felt bored after listening to it for a while, and said in his heart that Zhao Ran, this woman, will be twenty-six or seventeen years old when she dies.
However, Catherine's age briefly attracted Hao Shen's attention, and the interstellar agent has lived at home for two months, and he usually behaves in an approachable and big way, but no one knows the details, such as age.
I heard that aliens are very old and can still stay young, this woman can't be hundreds of years old, right?
Well, most likely, maybe even bigger than Connor!
Hao Shen thought about it, raised Connor in his arms, and looked at the little young dragon, imagining that Catherine was actually the same age as this Lori dragon, and suddenly felt quite ridiculous.
"Stupid God, are you hungry? Give you candy to eat! Ah~~"
Kang Na was stared at by Hao Shen for a while, hesitated for a long time, and finally gritted his teeth, took out a piece of candy from his pocket, and stuffed it into Hao Shen's mouth.
"Thank you Koona!" Hao Shen was stunned for a moment, then opened his mouth with a smile, and bit the sugar in his mouth.
Seeing Hao Shen eat the candy he gave, Connor also showed a soft smile.
"Brother, I'm done writing, you can give it a review......... Woo wow wow wow wow, Connor's feeding, I want it too, I want it too! β
At this moment, there was a miserable scream, so frightened that Hao Shen almost didn't squirt out the sugar he had just eaten in his mouth.
Before she turned back, Hao Xiaomei even cried and howled, and her eyes were called envy, jealousy and hatred. Indeed, as a two-dimensional creature, it's not easy for her to resist the urge to play with a room full of anime characters to stay in the house and write checks, and now she just came out to see the interaction between Hao Shen and the cute dragon, and she didn't blush to have a ghost.
But, that's what you want, isn't it? Otherwise, how can it be called punishment?
"Do it honestly for me!" Hao Shen ordered with a straight face, and put the little young dragon in the other half of himself far away from Hao Xiaomei, "What about the review?" Show me, say yes first, and if it's not written well or not seriously, then rewrite it for me! β
Hao Xiaomei looked at the little young dragon with blank eyes, until the little young dragon was blocked by Hao Shen's figure, her eyes flickered back, and when she heard the words, she immediately patted her chest, "Don't worry, it's okay, brother, you have to let me play when you finish reading!" β
"I'll talk about it when you're done." Hao Shen rolled his eyes.
Flipping through a few pages, Hao Shen had to admit that Hao Xiaomei had indeed put in a lot of hard work - the scholar-level writing is called a neat one, and ordinary people who are piled up with all kinds of sensational words can cry.
But this little girl obviously doesn't know the truth that things must be reversed, she is too sensational, and her attitude of admitting mistakes is particularly perfunctory, you can imagine that in the past afternoon, Hao Xiaomei wrote this thing with a lot of resentment that she wanted to play but could only be locked in the room to write an inspection.
"Well, it's okay to write. It seems that you didn't abandon your studies because you liked the second dimension. β
Hao Shen couldn't help but praise, he asked Hao Xiaomei to write these things, he didn't really want Hao Xiaomei to review, everyone has entered the house, can the review come back? He just wanted to see if Hao Xiaomei had abandoned her studies because she was addicted to the second dimension. Now it seems that his sister is still the same school bully as ever.
After getting Hao Shen's comment, Hao Xiaomei's eyes suddenly lit up, her feet froze, and she opened her mouth to say 'I'm going to play' and then ran away, but Hao Shen pressed her back lightly, "But it's not okay!" β
Hao Xiaomei was suddenly hit by 10,000 tons, "For, why?" β
"Because ......," Hao Shen said lightly, "It's time to eat, eat first." β
For a variety of reasons, the number of participants at this dinner was unprecedented, and it was obviously not easy to satisfy so many people. The dragon maid Thor is obviously not to be underestimated, in a very short time, she has prepared a delicious meal that is enough for twenty people to eat Haisai, and it really makes Hao Shen and Zhao Ran, who spent half an afternoon making a few zongzi, are so embarrassed that they can't wait to dig a crack in the ground and bury themselves in itβif it weren't for the last time to see those tail meat feasts.
ββ¦β¦ This is the dragon's meat! Precious delicacy from the other world, rich in high-energy magic and powerful elements, can effectively replenish protein and energy! Nursery said triumphantly as she shook her emerald green dragon tail with a brilliant face.
Everyone turned blue as they looked at the so-called delicacy that was still squirming on the plate after being sliced, and was composed of red muscles, pink juice, purple blood vessels, and cyan cortex, and almost retreated at the same time.
"Mistress Thor is right." Seeing everyone's reaction, the little young dragon also helped to explain, "Dragon meat is a very expensive dish in some big cities, and some lords are willing to spend the entire castle gold coins in exchange, and in some mercenary unions, the reward for dragon meat has always been at the top of the list." We've often met bounty hunters who come for this in the past. β
"A bounty or something, it's conceivable." The head of the regiment curiously poked those dragon meat with a chopstick, his face full of curiosity, "Strictly speaking, dragon meat is the legendary treasure in those adventures!" β
"I'm more curious...... Hao Shen wiped his sweat and looked at Connor, "What happened to the bounty hunters you talked about?" β
Connor suddenly raised her little hand happily, "Eaten!" β
Come for the flesh and die for the flesh? Sure enough, he died a well-deserved death!
Goo!
"If that's the case......"
A particularly striking swallowing sound sounded, and Yinshi looked at the dragon meat with bright eyes, "If you eat these, will it have the same effect as in the comics?" For example, King Kong's incorruptible body or gaining the strength of a dragon or something...... Then Ah Yin is not welcome. β
"How so." Thor hurriedly waved his hand, "I've already removed the toxin. β
The truth that emotions eat natural treasures to gain ability is because of poisoning?
ββ¦β¦β¦ Take all this down for me! β
It's a ghost if you can eat it, right? Even if the toxin has been removed, this thing can't be classified as a cook, right? Bring this thing up, do you think our painting style is not curious enough?
Withdraw decisively!
At the strong request of most of the banquet participants, or Hao Shen Yiyantang, the maid Long, despite her arguments, was finally very unwilling to remove her carefully cooked tail meat and replace it with normal dishes.
Seeing that all the meals had become normal, Hao Shen breathed a sigh of relief and shook his chopsticks, "Come on, come on, start the meal......
"Wait!"
Suddenly, Zhao Ran raised his hand to apply to speak, and said with a smile: "That, today is an unprecedented gathering, right?" Hao Shen, do you want to say something? β
As soon as these words came out, the scene was silent.
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and then they all looked at Hao Shen expectantly, and their ears were ridged.
Unprecedented gatherings, unprecedented gatherings, participants from all worlds, and the host of the banquet is a god, this level of gathering should indeed have a different opening.
The opportunity to listen to the words of the gods is not available at any time, especially the double head of the group, with that look in his eyes, I really can't wait to learn the truth of facing the essence of the world from Hao Shen's words.
Looking at everyone's eager eyes, Hao Shen felt a little uncomfortable, he had never done anything about the opening remarks or something. But at this moment, it was obvious that he couldn't refuse, and after glaring at Zhao Ran, Hao Shen thought about it, then nodded solemnly, and then raised the juice in his hand: "After eating, go back to your own home?" β
Everyone: "........."
PS: The manuscript saved two months ago, the level is limited, and it is for a pleasure.
Two months ago, I received the task of participating in a targeted poverty alleviation project, thinking that it would not be bad to fight on the front line. But the facts gave me a big mouth, and from enthusiasm to surprise and collapse, from ambition to discouragement, the experience of these two months had a great impact on my morals and values. Thanks to my former leader, who once again taught me what it means to have policies and countermeasures, and in this mood, I retreated gloomily.
Adapting to the atmosphere? I'm sorry, I really can't fit in, my love for my motherland is too pure to tolerate half a grain of sand. I don't understand political methods or anything, and I can't play curve anti-corruption or anything. If you think about it, maybe it wouldn't be a good thing for me to stick to it, so I just went to the idle department.
More than half a month ago, I won a hard-won opportunity.
First, I like literature, I like, maybe I'm just a stupid rookie in terms of creation, I can't write any masterpieces, but I really want to work in the literary world.
Second, since I can't be a great author, I might as well try to be the one who manages these authors.
Based on these two points, after nearly a month of hard work, I finally became a member of the radio and television team, and I hope to have the opportunity to enter the department in charge of online literature in the future, well, if it goes well, more than 30 years.
After all, from the perspective of the supervisor, the current online articles only care about coolness, and the literary quality is too poor. The author's entry threshold is too low, and some of the content is very unrealistic, even personal speculation. Many authors and readers say, 'That's it, what to do so seriously', but in fact, many authors use their own speculation as data for popular science, which is not okay.
So, that's it, I'm back.
As a radio and television worker.
Well, I instantly felt that I was much more awesome, and when I waited for Lao Tzu to be promoted, I would see who dared to seal Lao Tzu's books and block Lao Tzu's texts!
Today's update is the previous manuscript, and the end has been revised because the next step is to enter a big main line.
Maybe because of the mood (after all, this kind of cross-unit transfer has used almost all of my relationships, and the rank has also fallen from real power to idle position, everyone understands), the next content may be a little dark, which can be regarded as a preventive shot.
Of course, the update speed will not be too fast, and the new unit is a city-level unit, and there are still a lot of tasks.
Understand, understand.