Chapter Thirty-Eight: Fart Seventy-Seven Forty-Nine
Next to the Yangtze River.
"The leader said that if Zhang Xiaolei took the money and left, there were only two ways to go. On one side is the official road, and on the other side is the waterway. ”
"Can't he take the path?"
The leader said that it was impossible for him to take the path, and he concluded that if Zhang Xiaolei got money from Wu Luonian, he would definitely not dare to ask for a ticket. In this way, only wide official roads and waterways can carry his money. ”
"So we're waiting here?"
"Yes, the leader said that nine times out of ten he would walk by water. Because Zhang Xiaolei is actually a little timid, it is inevitable that there will be trouble on this official road, and the waterway is the most convenient. ”
"Can't you go wrong with the head?"
"How dare you question the leader, he is a deceitful immortal, what are you? Tell me, what are you? What are you? ”
"That's right, so what do we do?"
One person was holding the baby in his arms and said seriously: "This is a baby girl, the leader said that if the child is thrown into the water, Zhang Xiaolei will definitely come to the rescue." ”
"Brother Blade, you're talking nonsense...... someone exclaimed, "how could the leader lose this baby?" Also, where did you get the doll? ”
The bandit known as Brother Blade was well-dressed and said seriously: "This is my daughter, anyway, you should memorize the words given by the leader." Don't be verbose, hurry up! The rest of the people also hid, as long as Zhang Xiaolei didn't show up, you would be bitten to death by mosquitoes, and you would not be allowed to come out! ”
People nodded their heads and hid in the grass.
And Brother Blade coaxed his infant daughter and said, "Look at my daughter, with willow eyebrows and big eyes, she will definitely be a big beauty in the future." ”
"Then it's better to marry my son...... the brother next to him hurriedly said, "My son is tiger-headed, and he will definitely have the strength to work in the future." ”
"Can my daughter marry your stupid son?"
"Brother Blade, you have to talk nonsense again, where is my son stupid."
"Your son is not worthy of my daughter!"
The two argued for a while, and the blade suddenly saw a small boat in the distance, and hurriedly said, "Zhang Xiaolei is here!" ”
The brother beside him was curious: "Are you sure it's Zhang Xiaolei?" ”
"I'm sure that when he came to the mountains to talk to the chief, he told me to hide and remember what he looked like. He said that this man was stupid, stupid and lame, and that sooner or later he would be tricked. ”
"Okay, let's get started!"
saw Brother Blade coaxing the baby girl in his arms and gently put the baby girl in the cart next to him.
Zhang Xiaolei on the river saw this scene, and he said to Sun Hu with a smile: "Do you know what it is? ”
"Push the cart, put the child's ......," Sun Hu said, "There are four wooden wheels underneath, so it is convenient to push the child." ”
Zhang Xiaolei sighed: "Li Fengwu once told me that the cart was invented by him. ”
"He said you believed it?" Sun Hu sneered, "When he was a child, he told me that he traveled thousands of years ago and helped the Yellow Emperor kill Xingtian. also said that if it weren't for him, the Yellow Emperor would have died under the axe of Xingtian. ”
Zhang Xiaolei said with emotion: "I naturally don't believe it, but he is always very sincere and says that he has never lied to others." ”
"He is a fox calf, and he knows how to deceive."
While the two were talking, Brother Blade on the shore suddenly argued with his brother.
"Brother! No! Elder brother! ”
"Shut up!"
Zhang Xiaolei saw with his own eyes that the blade brother smashed his fist in his brother's face, and he actually beat that guy to the point that he spewed out a nosebleed.
At the same time, Brother Blade yelled: "My own flesh and blood, can I not feel distressed?" It's really hard to feed! Can't live! ”
With that, he suddenly grabbed the cart.
At this time, Brother Blade was a little distressed and blocked his daughter's mouth with a cloth, for fear that she would be found crying.
Immediately afterward, he took out a pre-wrapped swaddling cloth from the cart and threw it vigorously towards the water.
Zhang Xiaolei stood up suddenly, he looked at the swaddling clothes and sank, and shouted in shock: "Save people!" Help! ”
"Don't be nosy......," Sun Hu persuaded, "other people's own daughters, it's none of your business if you drown." We have a lot of treasures, so it's better to hurry back. ”
"Lives matter! How could I be indifferent to watch a baby drown in front of my eyes! ”
Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly instructed the boatman to row, and the boatman also hurriedly rowed towards the shore.
Not long after, Zhang Xiaolei leaned down and hugged the baby girl.
But as soon as he hugged him, he suddenly noticed that something was wrong.
When he picked it up and took a look, he saw that there was a baby girl in the swaddling clothes, and it was clearly stuffed with rags.
"Not good! Fooled! ”
Zhang Xiaolei was shocked, but saw many bandits rushing out of the grass, holding iron hooks tied with ropes in their hands, and throwing them into the boat with cheers.
The hook grabbed the boat, and the whole boat was immediately dragged to the shore.
Zhang Xiaolei hurriedly said: "Quickly bring the hook!" ”
Sun Hu hurriedly grabbed the hook, and scolded anxiously: "I said it a long time ago, don't be nosy!" ”
The moment he stood up, the boatman suddenly kicked him on the waist.
But seeing Sun Hu fall into the water with a puff, he fluttered and grabbed the boat, and said anxiously: "What are you doing!" ”
The boatman took out a short knife from his arms, put it on Zhang Xiaolei's neck, and said with emotion: "The leader asked us to pretend to be a boatman for two days in a row, and more than a dozen brothers were waiting at the dock, but I didn't expect that I won the jackpot." When I go back this time, the leader will definitely be rewarded. ”
Zhang Xiaolei swallowed his saliva and muttered, "Your leader is ......"
"Don't panic, the leader said don't hurt you...... "the boatman laughed, "it's the fox calf in your mouth." ”
"This ...... Brute! ”
Zhang Xiaolei was furious, he scolded: "Li Fengwu, this scumbag, brute, he clearly knows that I can't hurt the child, so he uses such despicable means to deceive me, what is the difference between him and the beast, his mother's, his mother really gave birth to his mother for nothing!" ”
"The leader has a word for us to bring to you—if you plant it in our hands."
Zhang Xiaolei said angrily: "What words?" ”
He thought to himself.
Maybe it's to say, "To be a liar is to be ruthless." ”
Or maybe it's to say, "The law of the jungle is the strongest, who cares about morality." ”
Zhang Xiaolei thought that Li Fengwu wanted to bring these two sentences.
That's the winner's mockery of the loser.
The boatman said seriously: "The leader said that he remembered that two years ago, you may have eaten too many sweet potatoes and farted one after another when you slept at night. One day he couldn't sleep because of the sound of your farts, so he counted how many farts you had, and in the end you let out 7749 farts in one night. So the chief wants to ask you, when I see you later, can I call you forty-nine? If you can, you nod. ”
Zhang Xiaolei clenched his fists.
He was so angry that he smashed off the boat and scolded angrily: "Li Fengwu of the dog day, you go back and tell him that sooner or later, Lao Tzu will skin him, pump his tendons, drink his blood, and eat his flesh!" ”
"Okay forty-nine, I know forty-nine."
"Shut up! I didn't nod! Don't call it that! ”
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