Chapter 85: Martial Arts Billboard
If you want your own life, it is not easy for anyone to start, Gu Zhangmen hooked a long knife on the ground with his foot, picked it up, and the handle of the knife fell into his hand: "This head is not in the door, you actually went out of the mountain to make trouble by yourself, and today this head will clean up the door!" ”
When Elder Diao saw that she had come to the real thing with her own hands, he turned around and ran.
The long knife came out of his hand and quickly chased after Elder Diao, and with a "poof", it went straight into the back of the heart.
In addition to Elder Jia, who was still alive as a monk in the door, all the earth illusion masters had withered, and Gu Zhangmen endured his heartache and said, "I don't know if Young Master Chu is satisfied?" ”
Chu Han didn't answer, only called: "Qingqiu!" ”
"Yes, young master." Qingqiu immediately jumped behind Elder Diao, who had just knelt on the ground after being hit by the knife, and slashed horizontally with a sword, and with a "poof", the head fell to the ground.
Gu Zhangmen's fingers trembled slightly: "You, what do you mean?" ”
No one paid attention to her questioning, and Qingqiu walked behind Chu Han: "Young master, I am sure that the murderer is dead, and there is no possibility of survival." ”
Chu Han nodded, and went down the mountain: "Let the word go out, this young master is not short of money, next time someone dares to make trouble in the Nightless Immortal Palace and find trouble with Xuanyue, this young master will definitely destroy her full door, and she will not die!" ”
The voice is restrained, but full of domineering.
"Yes!" The people behind him answered in unison.
Liuhuo showed a trace of incomprehensible unbelievable interest, but Gu Zhangmen's heart jumped, among the people behind the blue-eyed woman, except for the porcelain doll-like little boy, the others were all earth illusions, and the young master Xiao and another woman under the mountain were also masters.
If she intends to kill and take revenge today, even if there is a fire, the Yang Jia Gate will not escape her hands, and the property in the door can also fall into her hands.
The most important thing is that the underground things that have been guarded by the Yang Jiamen for several generations are not difficult to be exposed to people.
At that time, what face will she face to see her fathers and fathers?
Chu Han and his entourage got on the horse and left, and the people watching the play followed.
The sunset will reflect the western sky into a gorgeous picture, three hours of horsework, before reaching Xunfang City, the city gate will be closed, everyone simply no longer hurry, but in the beautiful sunset slowly.
In the inn outside the city, several people sat around the table. Wine and food are all on the table, those who drink wine drink, those who eat vegetables eat vegetables, and those who gnaw bones gnaw bones.
Xiao Ying looked at Chu Han, who was silent, and said tentatively: "Menghan, do you think that Gu Zhangmen and that Liuhuo are a little weird?" ”
In fact, what she wanted to say was, not only were they weird, even Chu Menghan was a little weird, she was not short of money, why did she let them go for five million taels of silver?
Lu Qi glanced at Xiao Ying and drank all the wine in the cup, she also felt this way.
Chu Han sandwiched the beef and fish head into the bowl of Qianyu: "Eat more, you are too thin!" ”
Qianruo stopped the chopsticks and bit her lip, and before her eyes could redden, a chopsticks of spiced beef went into the bowl.
Wuwu directly picked up the bowl and faced Chu Han: "Sister Chu, I want it too!" ”
Xiao Ying smiled: "If you dare to ask Meng Han for food like this, you can be regarded as a tyrant." ”
"You pig's head, you only want food!" The legs under the feet of Wu Wu kicked Xiao Ying from under the table, Xiao Ying kicked on the ground with one foot, and even the person took a big step back with the chair, and the sound of the chair feet scraping the ground made people upset.
Chu Han clipped a piece of fish head to Wuwu and said lightly: "Don't drop it." ”
Worry-free immediately hold the bowl tightly and no longer make trouble. Xiao Ying smiled again: "Sure enough, the wicked have their own~~"
Halfway through the conversation, the brakes were fast. She glanced at Chu Han, and swallowed the words "wicked grinding" in time for the three words "wicked grinding", and was happy that she used the wrong adjective.
Lu Qi looked at Xiao Ying's embarrassed appearance and laughed: "I heard that evil ghosts are afraid of evil people, according to this, then we really have to move closer to the direction of evil people, so that ghosts can run around in fear when they see us, instead of us being scared by ghosts!" ”
"Huh?" "So, have you ever seen a ghost?" Scared by a ghost? ”
Lu Qi deliberately shook his head and sighed: "Boys, don't use such an uncivilized word." ”
Worry-free looked disdainful: "You are elegant? ”
Seeing that the two were about to fight, Qianruo said: "Don't worry, how can you take idle talk seriously?" It is said that there have been people who have cultivated and become immortals, but the people who have become immortals in the legend are actually people who have no trace; It is said that there are ghosts and zombies in the world, and there are many ghost stories, but who has really seen them? When you hear a joke, forget it, don't really take it to heart. ”
Lu Qi shook his head and smiled: "Young Master Qianruo, you still have too little experience and don't know much. I'll just tell you the simplest thing, which almost everyone knows, and see if you know it. For example, a dog's eyes can communicate yin and yang, and when it encounters something unclean, it will bark indiscriminately. This, you know what? ”
Qianruo looked confused: "What is something unclean?" ”
"Ghosts and stuff." Lu Qi saw that their faces were full of disbelief, so he said, "I'll tell you a true story." At that time, I was still young, and my neighbor's husband was sick, and there was no cure for it, but he was still able to move around a little. In the last days before his death, his dog, which had been raised for several years, was uncharacteristically uncharacteristically every time he saw him, not only not being intimate with him, but barking at him loudly, desperately trying to pounce on him with his chains. If it weren't for the strong chain, it would really be knocked over. Seven days later, he died, and the dog stopped biting or barking. ”
Worry-free said: "That man died of illness, what does it have to do with the dog?" ”
Lu Qi said: "In the seven days before death, the soul will leave the body and float in the air, but ordinary people can't see it, except for the Taoist priest who has achieved cultivation, it is the dog's eyes, but it can't speak." ”
"Yes...... Is it true? Qianruo seemed to be frightened, and she couldn't digest it.
Seeing this, Qian Yu retorted: "How can the soul of a person whose head was cut off by a sword wander for seven days? ”
Qianruo immediately reacted: "That's right! ”
Lu Qi drank a glass of wine: "That's just for those who die on the sick bed, and those who die quickly in an instant will go directly to the underworld to report!" ”
Worry-free said: "It's like you're an old man who exorcises demons!" ”
Lu Qi smiled: "I'll just say that, you just listen to it, it's just wine!" ”
"Cut!" Carefree glanced at her angrily, "I didn't expect you to like to scare and trick people, blind people play the piano~~ nonsense!" ”
Lu Qi held the wine glass in his hand and smiled lightly.
Chu Han glanced at her, and Ya Mei frowned slightly~~ This Lu Qi ......
However, after seeing her use a folding fan, Chu Han immediately discarded the handsome and romantic prop~~ paper fan, which was really not suitable for his current dress and state.
"Earth Illusion High-level Instant Defeat Spirit Warrior!" Lu Qi sighed, "It seems that this autumn's martial arts list will have a place for Menghan!" ”
"Martial Arts Billboard?" The four people who had just come down the mountain were all stunned, and Qingqiu said, "What is that?" ”
"W-What?" Lu Qi was even more stunned than them, "You don't know the martial arts list?" ”
Seeing that even Chu Han looked uncertain, she folded her fan and hit her forehead: "I'm dripping a god......"
She was speechless and disbelievable, but she didn't explain in time, Xiao Ying said: "The martial arts list is issued by the imperial court, and it is released once a year in the autumn, and it records the major events and outstanding figures that happened in the martial arts. There is an additional list of martial arts heroes on the side of the list, and there are a total of fifty rankings on the list, and those who can be on the list are all party figures! A major event like Menghan, which defeats Zhongling with earth illusion, will definitely be on the martial arts list, but it may not be able to make it to the list of heroes, because the top ten on the list of heroes are almost all the leading Tianxuanwu Zun, and the next forty are at least the middle spirit warriors, and the earth illusion warriors are the lucky ones who have not yet made it to the list of heroes. ”
Lu Qi shook his head and said, "If the Earth Illusion Martial Artist wants to be on the list, unless she can defeat the Middle Spirit Intermediate or even the Middle Spirit High Rank with the Earth Illusion High Rank. Unfortunately, this is not possible. It was the first time in hundreds of years that Meng Han was able to defeat a Red True Qi Zhongling Martial Artist with an Earth Illusion High Rank. ”
Chu Han said lightly: "It's just a meaningless ranking, why bother caring about it." ”
Xiao Ying said: "No one is willing to succumb to others, and those who can really say this kind of thing, I'm afraid that except for Menghan you, it is really difficult to find the second one." ”
The tea in the inn outside the city has a special fragrance of wild tea, Chu Han took a sip of tea: "Two peaches kill three soldiers, the imperial court's move is just a fluttering list of paper, using the ranking battle to lead to martial arts battles and internal friction, and minimize the possibility of martial arts disasters." After all, there are not many people who have good wealth among the warriors, but there are very few people who are not good for fame and fortune. It is not easy for someone who can come up with such an idea to be thoughtful and clever. ”
Lu Qi looked at her in surprise, and a dark light flashed in the depths of her eyes. However, "What is two peach killings?" ”
Belch...... Chu Han touched his nose inwardly.
Wu Wu immediately treated others in his own way, and slapped his palm on his forehead: "I'm dripping heaven!" You don't know what two peach kills three soldiers? ”
Qianruo and the others couldn't help but chuckle when they saw him venting his anger for the young master, and slapped his head again.
Not to mention that Lu Qi doesn't know what two peach kills three soldiers, even Qingqiu and the others don't know, where will they know if they don't have to worry about it? Qianruo took out a handkerchief and wiped it for him with a smile: "You are not afraid of making the young master look stingy." ”
Worry-free said: "Sister Chu is not a narrow-minded person!" Sister Chu never laughs at others! ”
This little thing really can't be offended!
No, Sister Chu can't offend him, and she can't show that she is not good at all, otherwise she will definitely not be able to eat and walk around, and there will always be a time when he will return a tooth for a tooth and make up for it.
Lu Qi looked at the roof speechlessly, looking at the dark sky outside the door.
Chu Han was also amused by that little thing with a smile on his face, and after thinking about it, he replaced the characters in the two peach killings and three soldiers with women, and told this allusion concisely.
Xiao Ying nodded: "Although they are different eras, different characters, and different environmental backgrounds, the two do have the same effect, and they are really clever!" ”
Lu Qi nodded silently, and Chu Han said: "False fame is just a passing cloud, cherishing and treating everyone around you is the most real." ”
These words made Qianyu and the others' eyes slightly red, and they were moved by earning a lot of money.
Xiao Ying smiled: "Although I couldn't be reincarnated as a man to marry you, I am also fortunate to be able to become sisters and friends with you." ”
Chu Han was silent and said, "Since you think the people of Yangjia Mountain are weird, do you want to go and find out together?" ”
Lu Qi said with a smile: "It turns out that Menghan has already made up his mind to explore the sun and the mountain at night!" ”