Thatched house?

There is no one with these two words.

I wanted to knock on the door and enter, but it turned out that the door was hidden. So, I pushed the door open and went in.

It's a small, independent two-storey building with a very large footprint, after all, it's a suburb.

Once inside, I was dazzled and a little shocked.

In the courtyard, there are more than a dozen large vermilion coffins, on which are painted the patterns of twenty-four filial piety.

There is also a pile of paper figures and paper horses stacked in the corner, lifelike and flexible.

Before I could react, a familiar voice sounded: "Brother Tianxia, you are here." ”

I just looked at the little fat man Erlei, ran out of the room, and happily came to me.

I touched Erlei's head and said, yes, I'm not busy lately, so I'll come and see you.

As I spoke, I handed the snack in my hand to Erlei.

Erlei is a good boy, last time he helped me deal with the hanged ghost, people asked for two Wahaha, but it's not like Mao Tianyi, five thousand yuan and a dime can't be less, what kind of thing.

I was standing in the yard, chatting with Erlei, at this time, the old man Mao came out, he walked slowly to me, beside me, and turned around several times. I don't know, what does this guy mean. It was like looking at a monster, staring at me, and it made me a little hairy.

"Boy, nothing to do is not to go to the Three Treasures Palace. Are you in trouble? Old man Mao said solemnly: "Don't speak." I'll do the math! ”

The old man Mao stood in place, like a magic stick, pointing his fingers, muttering something in his mouth.

But in the end, he said, "You've been unlucky lately. Right? ”

Nima, as soon as this statement came out, I was completely convinced.

That's what I'm here for. Looks like the old man can solve it for me! Without further ado, I told everything that had happened recently. After finishing speaking, the old man smiled and said, "It's all trivial." Don't be in a hurry, come, eat, and talk while eating. ”

To be honest, it's been a long time since I've had such a hearty meal.

Since the last time I went to the restaurant, I was fucked in the hospital, and I have a shadow on the restaurant.

I ate and drank like a starving ghost. It's stupid to look at this old and young. They asked me how long it had been since I had eaten.

After dinner, we started to get down to business. I asked Daoist Mao what was going on with me.

Mao Daochang said: "You are a special kind of life. The five elements lack virtue, abbreviation, lack of virtue! ”

"This kind of destiny is really a once-in-a-century occurrence. If you don't activate it, you will live your life in peace. Once activated, you must do good deeds, otherwise you will be haunted by bad luck, and even, a hundred ghosts will be haunted for a lifetime. Maybe when you deal with Xiaoyu's matter again, you activate this lack of virtue. ”

After hearing this, I was helpless, I did a good deed, and I activated the lack of virtue, who to reason with?

I asked Mao Daochang how to save my little life.

After listening to my words, Mao Dao said incomprehensibly: "Well, it's a trivial matter." Give me 100,000 yuan, and I'll keep you alive until you die! ”

As soon as these words came out, without saying a word, I stood up and left.

Nima? Bless me to die? Isn't that nonsense! Besides, I stole 100,000 yuan?

Now, I have 300 yuan on my body, and I spent 50 to buy snacks for Erlei, and I have 250 left in my trouser pocket.

Seeing that I was gone, the old man hurriedly called me back. He said: "There is no money, there is a solution to the lack of money." ”

"You worship me as a teacher and become a Taoist priest. Follow me, don't dare to get close to anything! If you do more good deeds, naturally this lack of virtue will be controlled. ”

Hearing this, I thought about it for a while and decided that this was the only way to do it.

There's nothing wrong with being a Taoist priest, you can still eat meat. If you become a monk, it will be miserable.

Then, Mao Tianyi put on a Taoist robe and held an apprenticeship ceremony.

The ceremony is quite cumbersome, and it looks like it. After the ceremony, Mao Tianyi said, from now on, I am the 250th generation disciple of Maoshan.

And the little fat man Erlei is the 249th generation disciple of Maoshan, from now on, I have to call Erlei a senior brother! It's also an egg ache!

The dinner was particularly hearty, with leftover pork head meat and pig's trotters at noon. The old man also bought seafood back, shrimp crawlers, prawns, and brown crabs.

I almost died of eating it.

After eating, I said to the old man, thank you Master for your hospitality.

Hearing this, the old man smiled and said, "It should be me and Erlei thank you." This meal, you invited. ”

As soon as these words came out, I suddenly felt excited, and subconsciously took out my pocket, Nima, two hundred and fifty yuan is gone.

Damn lack of morality, the money was lost and picked up by this old man to buy vegetables!

Because I had drunk and it was getting late, I stayed at the old man's place.

In the middle of the night, I was in a hurry to pee, and I was peeing, when I suddenly felt a cold wind swishing around my neck.

I still remember this feeling, that is when there are ghosts, that's all!

I took out the cow tears and dropped two drops, and after the drops, I almost fell.

This yard is densely packed with ghosts! I was so frightened that I hurried into the house.

The old man also said that where he was, ghosts did not dare to approach. Now I understand that this place is a haunt nest.

I woke up the old man and said that there were ghosts outside, but the old man waved his hand and said, "You know a." I have a cooperation with the underworld, this is the agent point of the underworld, and the ghosts within a radius of a hundred miles have to go from me. Don't you see a ghost outside, maintain order? ”

Listening to the old man's words, my heart relaxed, just now it seemed that I really saw a bull's head and a horse's face, but I didn't expect it to be a ghost.

Nothing was said all night.

The next day I was woken up by the old man, who said he wanted to teach me Taoism.

I'm happy to get up and ready to study. Who would have thought that the old man threw me a book and told me to read it for myself, and then he went to sleep.

Looking at the book in my hand, I fell into deep thought, Spring Palace Map? What the heck?

I turned the first page and suddenly realized that it wasn't what I was like. The picture of the spring palace is just the name of the cover, and there is another cave below.

"Maoshan catches ghosts."

It took me half a day to read the whole book. I also have a preliminary understanding of ghosts.

Like the female ghost in the mental hospital before, it is almost more than a hundred years of Taoism. And the hanging ghost Xiaoyu is an ordinary ghost thing, and it can't do harm to man.

Dealing with ghosts requires magic weapons. The old man's hand was the peachwood sword before, and the gossip mirror in Erlei's hand was the gossip mirror.

These two magic weapons are enough to deal with ghosts within a hundred years. As for those who have practiced for hundreds of years, they need to rely on charms and formations.

After reading Maoshan Ghost Catch, I went to the old man, and I asked for a magic weapon.

As a result, the old man didn't give it to me, saying that I was still too young, and that catching ghosts not only depends on magic weapons, but also on physical fitness.

I didn't believe it at first, but I ran around with the old man and found that it was really the truth.

Everyone is in their fifties, and they can run faster than me. I was so tired that I couldn't breathe, and people were still quiet.

For the next few days, I didn't go anywhere, and ran around the suburbs every day to exercise my body.

One day I was running, and suddenly a couple of people stopped me and asked me if I was going to run, brother.

I was speechless about this, what is this?

Suddenly, one day, I was going out for a run, and the old man stopped me. He said mysteriously: "Apprentice, I have taken a job for you." You and your second brother Lei today went over to solve this matter. ”

After hearing this, I stopped, and I asked the old man, is there any pay, how much is it given!

Don't say I'm greedy for money, I really can't open the pot recently, the old man and Er Lei are also poor, those coffins can't be sold for half a year, and there is no one left. We've been eating wild vegetables for the past few days.

After listening to my words, the old man said that I knew money if I had no interest.

The old man smiled: "Although the reward is not money, it is a priceless treasure. One thousand-year-old ginseng. If you eat it, you can barely reach my three-point strength. ”

As soon as these words came out, I ran over happily and said that I have to take this job.