Chapter 25: Tactical Fallback

The world envies the gods, but how do they know that the elixir and jade liquid eaten by the gods can be compared to the delicious grains in the world?

Just like the three immortals of the wind and rain and thunder, after descending to the mortal world, they can't resist the temptation of the food in front of them.

Especially Thor, which guy slapped his face, he was cold at first, and he was the one who ate the most at this time.

In a short time, the food on the table was already swept away.

Lei Shentian looked at Chen Zile shamelessly and said, "The next time it thunders and rains, can we still come to eat?" ”

Chen Zile was stunned, can he say no? Obviously not, only yes.

Thor hehe, hey, hey, he

But at this time, the lights in the room flickered, and then the female ghost Xiaoruo said:

"It's a ghost from the underworld."

When these words fell, I saw several figures suddenly appear at the door.

The first two, one with a bull's head and one with a horse's face, look very scary.

Behind them, there were a few ghosts in ghost clothes, all of whom were staring at Chen Zile and them at the moment.

After hearing the monster with the head of a bull moo, he said:

"You people are so bold, do you dare to stop the ghosts from hooking the soul, aren't you afraid of going to the eighteenth layer of hell?"

On the side, the monster with a human body and a horse's face also said fiercely:

"That's it...... Only...... It is...... You...... You...... You guys...... What a bold ......"

Chen Zile was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "I'll go, this bull head and horse noodles?" However, how is this horse noodle stuttering? ”

Ma Mian was immediately upset when he heard it: "Mouth...... Mouth...... Stutter...... Shut you down...... What the...... What's the matter? ”

"Well, okay, what are you doing here?" Chen Zile said.

At the same time, the little dragon girl on the side was stunned, what the hell? Bull head and horse noodles are all out?

But then he looked at the three gods and female ghosts on the side, and he was relieved.

At this time, Ma Mian said, "Go up...... Last time...... The ghost is almost seducing, but he says...... Yes...... There is ~ a ghost who is not ...... I don't let the hook and be blocked by a monster...... Finish... So today...... Day...... Day, this seat kisses...... Come in person. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the bull head couldn't stand it anymore and said:

"Old horse, don't talk, it's too hard to listen."

Then the bull head said: "I tell you, if you block the ghosts and souls, whether it is a monster or a god, you will be arrested and put into the eighteen layers of hell, believe it or not?" ”

"Huh?" Thor was upset when he heard this, dropped a bag of snacks and slowly got up and looked at the bull head and horse noodles and said:

"I didn't want to talk, but there's got to be a limit to pretending to be forced, right? You don't care about the gods? ”

The bull head and the horse were all stunned, they looked carefully at the thunder god and the rain god wind god, and then the bull head smiled:

"You three are dressed like dirt, what's up? Filming? I look at this dress, it should be a fairy, right? ”

Thor twitched, not understanding what he meant, but he was furious.

"What's playing? Lao Tzu is the god of thunder. ”

When the words fell, a flash of electricity flashed on Thor's body, which scared the bull's head and horse's face.

Immediately, the atmosphere was a little awkward.

The bull head swallowed his saliva, and then said cautiously: "You...... Is it really the god of thunder in the upper realm? ”

"What, can there be fake?" Thor had a black face.

The bull head and horse's face have changed, what is the situation? Why is Thor here?

Suddenly, he realized a problem, people here are not easy to mess with.

Thor is here, he is just a bull head, and a soul hook leader in the underworld, is he a hair?

So he hurriedly whispered:

"Ouch, God, it's all a misunderstanding, I didn't know you were here. That one...... I still have ghosts to catch, so I won't bother the gods here......"

This bull is quite good-natured, and he knows that if he stays here, something will not happen.

So I prepared to anoint the soles of my feet and walked.

Thor was also angry: "Get out!" ”

Bull Head: "Okay......"

The face is no longer valuable, so he pulled the horse and turned around, and disappeared with a few ghosts.

Thor snorted, looked at Chen Zile coaxingly, and then sat on the chair and leaned back tactically, which was clearly showing off.

Chen Zile pursed his lips, and then said, "It's time for the rain to stop, right?" ”

The rain god hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it's time to stop, it will be over for a while longer, and it will be over if the Jade Emperor knows." ”

Saying that, she hurriedly waved her hand to collect the rain, the rain slowly became lighter, and after the wind and rain calmed down, Thor took a few packets of spicy strips, and the rain god Fengshen flew into the sky again.

At this point, Chen Zile spoke: "The gods in the sky should not be troublesome with peach blossoms for the time being.

The ghosts in the underworld are poor, and it is estimated that they dare not look for Xiao Ruo for the time being. I'm relieved to leave like this for two days, you guys are at home, don't do anything? ”

The women all nodded, looking harmless.

At this time, the little dragon girl suddenly blushed and said, "I have a question...... This hood is a little uncomfortable to wear......"

As soon as these words came out, several women spoke one after another, all saying that they were uncomfortable.

Chen Zile sneered next to him and said, "Isn't the underwear uncomfortable?" ”

The girls suddenly glared at her, and then the Peach Blossom Fairy said, "You go back to your house, we have to talk about private topics......

Chen Zile went back to the bedroom in a gloomy manner.

There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, after Chen Zile instructed the five daughters again, he drove to school.

In the school, more than 50 students who participated in this wild camping were all there, and they were standing in a line on the playground.

The counselor of Chen Zile's class is a middle-aged man in his thirties, a little thin, looks like he is in his twenties, and he usually has a good relationship with everyone, and often jokes.

At this moment, the counselor was smiling and standing at the front of the team talking to everyone, saying that the school would arrange a new instructor to take everyone to the mountains for camping.

The purpose is to let everyone experience life in the wild and learn more about survival skills in the wild.

In college, there are always some activities, and everyone is used to it.

After talking for a while, the counselor started joking with everyone, which caused everyone to laugh constantly.

At this moment, an instructor in camouflage uniform came over and kicked the counselor in the buttocks, and then the instructor scolded:

"Chirp crooked grandstanding, why don't you go back and stand in line?"

The counselor was a little confused by the kick, so he walked to the line and stood up.

At this time, the instructor said, "Hello everyone, I am your instructor for this field activity. By the way, what about your counselors? ”

Everyone looked at the counselor standing in the line, and the counselor also came back to his senses and said:

"Hey, I'm the counselor."

The instructor was stunned and said, "You... Is it their counselor? Well, I thought you were a student too. ”

"Haha......"

Everyone burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was very lively.

Then everyone got on the bus and dragged them to the field.

This is a mountain with a good scenery, on the edge of a meadow near a stream, everyone unloaded all the material tents and began to work.

Chen Zile is also happy to work, but by his side, he can always see some beautiful girls helping him.

This makes many men envious, but what's the use? has no face and no money, so I can only envy it.

Of course, Chen Zile is happy about this, because his handsome value has been increasing!