Chapter 12: The Bad Old Man
Chapter 12: The Bad Old Man
In a small mountain depression, a tiger king roared like thunder, and then followed by the sound of punches and punches, fists to the flesh.
A closer look will surprise many people, the person in front of him is only a child of eighteen or nine years old, not proportional to the tiger king's physique, but at the moment he is hunting the tiger king.
The tiger king was furious, the little dot in front of him was just an ant in his eyes, Wang Wei didn't allow the ants to invade, and the tiger's claws immediately slapped at the little dot.
Xiao Budian didn't dodge or dodge, grabbed the tiger claw directly with one arm, and grabbed the other arm as well, and with a hard effort, the tiger king was actually lifted.
With a bang, Xiao Budian threw the Tiger King high on the ground, startled the demon beast to run around, and Xiao Budian immediately lifted it up and fell to the ground, which lasted for a while, and the Tiger King had been killed by the fall.
It is estimated that this tiger king is the most aggrieved, and he was forced to die.
Xiao Budian looked at the Tiger King, the corners of his mouth were already drooling, and this person was Yu Shaoqing.
"Grilled tiger steak, braised tiger meat, stir-fried tiger meat, steamed tiger meat, tiger bone soup" Yu Shaoqing said with a smirk.
After that, he began to get busy.
"Wow, this is so fragrant, it would be better if I could have some more cumin powder"
"This is also delicious, but the juice is not good"
"This soup is so delicious, the soup stewed from wild tiger bones is just different."
"It's okay today, burp" Yu Shaoqing patted his little belly with satisfaction.
"La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la" Yu Shaoqing hummed a little song and continued to hurry very leisurely.
"Uh, what does it smell like" Yu Shaoqing looked east and west, and finally looked at a big thick tree.
"There's a huge black shadow up there?" Yu Shaoqing looked around for a moment, and then began to climb up.
Climbed to the top, and the scene in front of him made Yu Shaoqing dumbfounded, I rub, what kind of egg is this, so big, it is a head bigger than Yu Shaoqing.
After Yu Shaoqing reacted, he looked at his stomach, "Alas, I'm always so merciful, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell"
After that, he rushed to the side of the egg, waved his small fist and smashed it, bang, the egg was not broken, but Yu Shaoqing covered his hands and shouted pain, you know, after this transformation, Yu Shaoqing's body has reached a level of metamorphosis, and it can be seen that this egg is extraordinary.
Yu Shaoqing pounced again, all kinds of moves came out together, smashed with stones, roasted with fire, kicked with feet, and did not break the eggs, and finally sat next to him tired.
"Carry you away first, turn around and study slowly" Yu Shaoqing raised it with both hands, jumped off the tree, and ran into the distance.
After a while, a bird cry was deafening, startling Yu Shaoqing in the distance to run forward with the egg on his back.
While running, Yu Shaoqing was not idle to take care of the eggs, and tried to beat them vigorously, and finally bit directly on the mouth, constantly rubbing with his teeth.
Song, the bird's call is getting closer and closer, Yu Shaoqing's face is fierce, and he desperately bites with his teeth, and with a bang, Yu Shaoqing bites it down hard.
While running, he poured his mouth down against his small mouth, and the juice leaked all over the ground, so Yu Shaoqing drank it and looked behind.
"Wow" Yu Shaoqing sped up his speed and ran, and a huge black shadow had appeared in the sky behind him, and the distance between him and Yu Shaoqing was getting closer and closer.
"Help, help" Yu Shaoqing saw a few figures in front of him, and ran forward even harder.
Yu Shaoqing increased his speed in an instant, directly pulled away from the big bird, and ran to the side of a few people in front of him.
Yu Shaoqing didn't say a word, handed the egg that was about to finish drinking directly to one of the middle-aged men, and immediately continued to run forward.
"What is this, it smells so good," a young man next to the middle-aged man had an intoxicated look on his face.
"Yes, that's a strange man," said another young woman.
"Uh, what is this?" The middle-aged man pondered for a moment, and suddenly saw a huge black shadow in front of him, and his face changed drastically.
"Run, this is a bird's egg" The middle-aged man threw the bird's egg down and dragged a few young people into the distance.
"Ah, he's catching up"
"I see, it was the kid who brought it in."
"Don't Let Me See Him"
Yu Shaoqing, who was in the distance, listened to the roar from the other direction, but muttered innocently: I gave you such a good thing, didn't you just block it for me.
"Little bunny, ahhh
"I'd better hurry up" Yu Shaoqing covered his ears and continued to hurry.
The outline of a small town has faintly appeared in front of him, and after a few days of travel, Yu Shaoqing is finally about to walk out of the weird mountain range.
"Xiaoyou, your Yin Tang is black, and there will be a bloody disaster soon" An old man suddenly appeared out of thin air, startling Yu Shaoqing.
In fact, he is not old, he is obviously a middle-aged man, but he is in tatters, his hair is very bad, his beard has not been shaved for a long time, and he laughs and leaks a mouthful of big yellow teeth, which is simply a lewd uncle.
"You're only the one who is black, and you're the one who has the disaster of blood light, bad old man," Yu Shaoqing reacted and muttered.
When the obscene uncle heard this, his beard stood up angrily: Little cub, I want to be poor and graceful when I was in the wind.
I don't know how many goddesses and princesses are looking up to me.
The more the obscene uncle talked, the more energetic he became, and the spitting stars flew all over the sky.
Yu Shaoqing glanced at him with contempt, and he was as disgusted as he was in that look.
"Hehe, when it comes to the past, I can't help it, let's get down to business" The lewd uncle didn't care about Yu Shaoqing's contemptuous gaze, and began to talk serious nonsense.
"Little friend, you are really black, have you noticed that you have happened a lot of things recently, and every single one is not a trivial matter" The lewd uncle pretended to be very mysterious and said.
Yu Shaoqing recalled all the things that happened during this time, every time he passed by death, but Yu Shaoqing was calm on the surface, without the slightest wave.
"Go on"
"Every time you happen, it's close to death, and although you have narrowly avoided it every time, you can't avoid it every time."
"Poor roads have always been kind-hearted, meeting here is fate, I give you a magic weapon, you can avoid evil in good fortune," the obscene uncle pretended to be deep and said.
"Give it to me for free" Yu Shaoqing heard that it was a magic weapon, and his eyes lit up.
"Little friend, there is no such thing as a free thing"
"But I don't have a spirit crystal."
The currency used among monks is the Spirit Crystal.
"Don't you have a jade pendant," the lewd uncle looked at Yu Shaoqing's waist.
"How do you know I have a jade pendant" Yu Shaoqing clutched his hands tightly in his pockets and looked at him like a thief.
"Who is the poor road, knows astronomy, knows geography, knows everything, can do everything"
"No, this jade pendant is my heirloom" Yu Shaoqing snapped.
"Then it seems that I have no fate with Xiaoyou," the lewd uncle leaked a very regretful expression.
Yu Shaoqing saw that he was leaving, and stopped him with an anxious face: But there is a jar of fine wine where I live, do you think you want it.
"It seems that my fate with Xiaoyou has not come to an end yet" When the lewd uncle heard that there was wine, his previous regrets were long gone, and he leaked out of the signature lewd smile.
"Give me something first," Yu Shaoqing stretched out his little hand to the lewd uncle.
"Can the poor road still lie to you" The lewd uncle began to touch around his whole body, and finally took out a crumpled ancient talisman.
"This talisman can help you avoid evil in good fortune, and in your most dangerous moment, burn this talisman and save your life"
"Did you say it so powerful" Yu Shaoqing took the ancient talisman and looked at it, but he didn't find anything strange, and he opened his mouth to bite down.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing" Yu Shaoqing's move startled the obscene uncle and hurriedly stopped him.
"I'll taste what it tastes like," Yu Shaoqing said.
"You are a loser, is this what you want to eat" This makes the obscene uncle angry, I have never seen such a loser, and it is still wonderful.
"Don't delay, take me to the bar," the lewd uncle said angrily.
"What's the hurry, can I still lie to you?"
"Bear child, it's very slippery" The obscene uncle urged Yu Shaoqing.
Let's go, let's go.