"Ask you about the second year of junior high school, you said the first year of junior high school, and there are so many others!" Wan Shan said without being annoyed, in fact, because she hadn't heard some of them, she felt a little new and interesting for a while.

"If you don't make it clear about the first year of junior high school, how can you make it clear about the second year of junior high school?" Chu Han laughed, squatted down in no hurry, and his buttocks just bent them against the lush grass, and then he shouted: "Alas, these two feet are tied together and can't be opened, how can I squat and pee?" Why don't you do it and help me loosen it up a little? Or tie one end to my feet and neck, and the other end to pinch your hand, so that you are not afraid that I will run away? ”

Wan Shan saw her squatting on her ass and couldn't squat down funny, so she pinched one end of the rope like a dog walking according to her method, and tied a dead buckle on her ankle at the other end, she was so close to her, and there was a sword pointing at her, she couldn't play any tricks, not to mention that she didn't even have anything to search for on her body, and she wanted to secretly break the rope and escape, which was purely a fool's dream.

Chu Han, who was finally liberated with his hands and feet, sighed comfortably, looked at the deep strangulation marks on his wrists and two ankles, pinched it gently, loosened the skin, and let the blood flow smoothly, and said: "On the first day of the seventh month, the first day of the ghost month, the ghost gate was closed, and the ghosts came to the mortal world to play around like a long vacation. It was also the day when the private house 'opened the door to the earth', and it was necessary to worship. There are major and minor sacrifices.

The main festival is to make a sumptuous meal, and the small festival is to make a simple fruit biscuit – oh, pastry. Regardless of whether it is a big sacrifice or a small sacrifice, it is an expression of respect. However, although the full name of this respect is awe, in fact, at this time, it is not mainly about respect, but about fear.

Why fear? It's because ghosts and gods have superpowers. Moreover, the work and rest of ghosts are opposite to those of people, so it is equal to people in the light and ghosts in the dark. It can see people, but people can't see it. If you ask, huh? On weekdays, the well water does not interfere with the river water, so why invite the ghosts and gods to eat for no reason?

Then you ask a good question, ask a good question, this is used, it is a trick to take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths. Although the recitation of the prayer is "food", the implication is: If you eat these things from me, you will have less trouble coming to me, and it is better not to come to me for trouble. However, if I rented someone else's private house before I got rich in the past, I don't need to worship, and the officials don't repair the yamen and the guests don't repair the shop! ”

"Oh? Have you ever rented someone else's private home? Wan Shan didn't expect that she knew more than herself, and was aroused by her book-like funny words, "Have you been kicked out of your family?" ”

Sure enough, if you say too much, you will lose, Chu Han knew that he had missed his mouth, and hurriedly remedied: "I don't know, when I just lost my memory, the woman who claimed to be my subordinate said it, saying that I came out to practice, and the expenses during the training period had to be earned by myself, and if I couldn't earn it, I would lay on the floor and sleep on the street, specifically, I don't remember it too clearly." By the way, I'm talking about the first day of the seventh month, right? ”

Wan Shan didn't say a word, and didn't ask her why she couldn't get up after soaking urine for so long and spreading for so long, but said: "What about the second day of the seventh month?" ”

Chu Han guessed that it was estimated that this guy was also so hot in the carriage that he couldn't stand it, so he didn't urge himself, so he took the opportunity to be greedy for a while to be cold, so he continued: "As for the second day of the seventh month, it is naturally the second day of the ghost month, because the worship of businesses, yamen and other units is one day later than that of private houses, so it is also the day when the public place 'opens the door of the earth'." The purpose of worship is to let the month pass safely and avoid any supernatural events. Ah, by the way, what the hell do you guys do? Today is also the second day of the seventh month, do you want to find a place to buy things to worship? ”

"This, there is no need to worry about it now, there is naturally someone in charge of the house and the store." Wan Shan turned her head to look at the carriage, just in time to see that Chong Min had also come down to blow the wind, and the coachwoman of Chongfu's own family was eating a few mouthfuls of grass by the horses pulling the carriage.

Chu Han saw that Chongmin also got out of the carriage, knowing that she also wanted to come out to be cool and cool, so he was even less anxious, although after squatting for a long time, his legs would be a little numb, but it was better than being in a stuffy carriage, so he continued: "I heard that anyone who dies normally can be reincarnated.

Those who have sinned deeply and died unexpectedly will become lonely ghosts and ghosts who 'do not accept the big temple and leave the small temple behind' after death. These ownerless and lonely souls roam the world, and some evil spirits will take the opportunity to harass the living in the world, causing people to suffer dangerous accidents and die. Therefore, some people say that people who die unexpectedly during the time of July every year are captured by ghosts. ”

Squatting down again, it would be too fake, Chu Han said loudly: "Oops, I have untied this urine, and I have seduced the stool out, I want to pull. Body waste! ”

"You've got a lot going on!" Although Wan Shan covered her nose and took two steps back, she did not stop or scold, but only deliberately reprimanded, "Hurry up!" ”

"Oh, don't rush, don't rush, if you don't urge, I'll hurry up, this stinky boom, I'm uncomfortable myself!" Chu Han pinched his nose and said, "But if you don't pull it, it won't work, the anus will be even more uncomfortable, if it is pulled in the carriage, the three of us will not be killed by heat, but by the stench!" ”

"Your nonsense isn't ordinary!" Wan Shan glared at her, "Don't die anymore, you know it's the ghost moon, and you keep saying death, death, death, are you deliberately cursing us?" ”

Chu Han pretended to be innocent: "Didn't I say it with myself, how can I specifically curse you?" By the way, are you still listening? I'll talk about what I listen to, anyway. 㞎 don't use your mouth either. ”

Burst! Wan Shan was amused by her and scolded: "Your father is so disgusting! If you want to fart, let it go quickly, and pull it up and get in the car after it! ”

Chu Han didn't know what Chu Shaozhu would look like after the memory came back, but now, she was the half-female girl in her previous life who knew some sanda and Muay Thai and liked to gag and play tricks on people: "People hold 'purdue' rituals for these ghosts, on the one hand, to get them out of hell as soon as possible, and on the other hand, to hope that they will stop harassing the living in the world."

Therefore, in addition to the 'Pudu' ceremony in July every year, more paper is burned on the roadside to spread the blessings of the dead. On the fifteenth day of the ghost month~~ July 15th Midyear Festival, every household worships their ancestors. You all know this, so I won't say more. I just want to say that the dark night of this day, that is, early in the morning and late at night, it is simply a big gathering of ghosts and gods, and it is the time when the yin qi is at its highest, and it is better for you to stay at home and not go out, and do not go anywhere, otherwise you are asking for trouble. ”

"Hear you say that, then my family ...... She ......" Wan Shan frowned, "Could it be that she has fallen into evil?" ”

"Who are you? What's wrong with her? Chu Han said curiously.

She was just a middle-aged woman and an old lady in her previous life, when she had not yet made a fortune, she had moved several times, and rented a small bungalow, and it happened that most of the women in the landlord's husband and wife were incense burners, and one of them was the landlord's wife, and they all liked to take her to the temple to burn incense.

Because different people took her there, she went to different temples.

Although she couldn't remember who she had worshipped, and she couldn't remember all kinds of cumbersome rules, such as whether she stepped her left foot first or her right foot when she entered the temple gate, and whether she was lying on the futon with her palms facing up or down, she could remember the ghost stories she told them.

One of the couple's young sons is a Taoist.

When you meet someone who believes in Buddhism, she will spread Buddhist knowledge to you, and when you meet a cultivator, she will tell you about Taoism.

For a person like her who hates constraints and rules, she can't remember anything else, but she remembers the interesting stories related to ghosts and gods, which is why she can talk so much to Wan Shan and delay for so long.

Although she still didn't understand why the young man wanted to cultivate at such a young age, at this time, she was undoubtedly grateful to him, whether the content was true or not, at least for now, it could be regarded as helping her!

Wan Shan listened to her question and glanced at her, but did not answer her. Chu Han shrugged: "Okay, it's normal if you don't want to say it, I really won't hunt ghosts and evil spirits." ”

At this time, Chongmin had already walked to the carriage and said "go", Wan Shan hurriedly said: "Okay, don't rub it off, hurry up!" ”

Knowing that these two women are actually not stupid, and they can't be fooled if they want to, Chu Han smiled and picked up a few handfuls of grass, rubbed the chrysanthemums, and got up.

Wan Shan saw that she had consciously and honestly climbed into the carriage, so she put away her sword with satisfaction, and after both of them had entered, she tied her up again, only this time, not as tightly as before.

The time on the road was boring and boring, Wan Shan observed Xia Chongmin's face, and asked Chu Han to talk about the last day of worship in July.

Chu Han yawned and leaned on her thigh, Wan Shan turned her away in disgust: "I really don't know if the two people before and after the amnesia are really the same person, it's too far from the one in my impression!" ”

Chong Min also glanced at Chu Han when she heard this, but she didn't speak, in fact, she also felt this way, this woman didn't know that she was about to be guillotined, not to mention crying and begging others not to kill her, she didn't even have a look of fear at all, and in order to be comfortable, she stuck her face like a dog skin plaster, talking and laughing, and talking about what ghost moon she had no heart or lungs.

Chu Han, who was bounced off by one leg, fell asleep on the car board and said lazily: "The last day of the Ghost Month, that is, the day before the first day of the eighth month, is called "Guandimen". This is the day when the demons return to hell after their vacation. As for us, we will start and finish well, and sacrifice again on this day, so that the rest of the days will be peaceful. ”

She smacked her lips and half-closed her eyes: "Alas, there is actually nothing to say about this, you should also know the folk taboo during the 'Halloween' period, it is nothing more than walking in the wilderness or sparsely populated places, if you feel as if someone is calling you, don't turn back easily; when you go out, don't put your shoes neatly on the side of the bed, otherwise they will be invited to make trouble, and don't go into the water to swim, because there may be 'good sisters' who play a game with you, playing and playing, and if you are not careful, your life will be carried away by her......"

Wan Shan imagined it, and couldn't help but snort, and glanced at Chong Min, this, they really don't know so much......

"Alas, it's been a long road, so why don't I tell you a few little stories to pass the time." Chu Han said with his eyes closed.

Hearing that the two did not raise their voices against it, she began to talk one after another, until when they finally stayed in the wild inn after dark, the two of them checked to see if the toes of their shoes were swinging towards the head of the bed before going to bed, so that no "good sisters" would come to bed and sleep with them; I didn't dare to lean my body against the wall, because Chu Han said that "good sisters" usually like to rest on the cold wall, which is easy to attract ghosts......

It turns out that these two women are afraid of ghosts! Especially that sycophant Wan Shan!

Chu Han was secretly happy......

Although she is just a parrot and doesn't know whether it's true or not, she is still quite happy to see their nervous silly looks......