After the official opening of Z University, City A is ready to enter the cold spring at any time. Similarly, Lin Xixi from the 301 dormitory also welcomed the first spring in her life.

Xu Sa sighed for a long time, quite a posture of "strangling the budding love of a girl in the embryo", and launched a war without gunpowder against Lin Xixi, a young girl who was immersed in love and couldn't extricate herself.

As the first in this dormitory to end the seventeen-year struggle, Zhong Yi is very sympathetic to Xu Sa's desire for a love to nourish her undead girl's heart, and to Lin Xixi, who holds her mobile phone day and night and smirks non-stop, cast strong contempt for the party and the people.

"Comrade Lin Xixi, doesn't your conscience hurt?" Xu Sa was wearing an eye mask, and at the same time cast a roll of the eyes at Lin Xixi, who was holding a mobile phone in the upper bunk and kept texting, because the white eyes rolled too hard, and finally applied the eye mask to the small mirror, which fell gorgeously on the floor.

Lin Xixi, who was on the top bunk, showed a foolish smile, and laughed a few times at the mobile phone, and the corners of his mouth almost drooled. She put away her mobile phone, leaned on the edge of the bed and looked down, Xu Sa was working hard to carefully paste the fallen eye mask around her eyes, and after all this, she breathed a sigh of relief.

"Amur, what did you just say? I didn't hear it. ”

"Xu Sa said, take advantage of the dark wind and high moon at night, kill people and set fires, and throw you into the wilderness to live with the wild man for a lifetime. In this way, the peach blossoms in the dormitory will continue to flow because of the absence of you. Zhong Yi turned a page of the book without raising his head.

"I've heard that savages eat everything, Sissy, you have to be careful." Jiang Xiu made up for it.

"Cut." Lin Xixi retracted a small head lying on the edge of the bed, touched her mobile phone and continued to open her spring flower messenger.

"Are savages delicious? Will you have teeth when you eat it? The meat is no worse than dinosaur meat. ”

"I don't know, you can just eat and see."

"Hey, you don't like dinosaur meat, what are you afraid of savage meat."

"There is a barbecue restaurant on the street of the school, and the business is booming every night, and maybe there will be a "barbecue beauty meets handsome guy" drama! Sisters to go? Xu Sa smiled obscenely, and the topic quickly changed from discussing "whether savage meat is delicious" to "how many abdominal muscles does the barbecue brother have".

Zhong Yi said that it didn't matter, she closed the book, picked up the scarf and wrapped it around her neck three times, looking ready to go.

"Me, me, me!" Lin Xixi flashed, and the person was already standing in front of Xu Sa's bed neatly dressed, with a girl's shy smile on her face, and said, "Let's go, let's go, I'm ready." ”

Jiang Xiu put on her gloves and scarf unhurriedly, revealing a pair of clear and bright black eyes, and under the short black hair, the whole person became closer to an "old-fashioned" engineering girl, "Xixi, aren't you still busy falling in love?" Got time to go? ”

Xu Sa raised his eyebrows and said, "Yes, our family Xixi is not dating today." Is that civil engineering student so busy? ”

Lin Xixi's face flushed, and he hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, no, you have to have a good relationship with the country occasionally, don't you." Otherwise, if I was abandoned by the party, I would really be homeless. ”

The four of them marched towards the barbecue stall near the school where the legendary "Affair with a Handsome Guy" was located. Xu Sa, who was expecting to find a lot of handsome guys, was stunned when he saw the crowded barbecue area.

Xu Sa tugged at the corners of his mouth, tried to squeeze out the human flesh wall to find an empty seat and sat down, and instructed Lin Xixi: "Xixi, my share will be entrusted to you." By the way, in a little with a dozen beers. ”

The surrounding people were full of voices and noises. Zhong Yi struggled to shuttle through the flow of people with chicken soup and tofu flowers, and the bursts of white fog rising from the surrounding food stalls blurred his vision.

She was about to walk forward when she heard a familiar sound behind her, mixed with a stabbing sound similar to the unstable broadcast signal. In the next second, the sound slammed into the eardrum again, clear and bright.

"Hey, the girl in front of me with a ponytail and holding chicken soup and tofu flowers, I have a relationship I want to talk to you about."

Zhong Yi turned his head and glanced at Xu Huaisheng, who was a few steps away, and the brothers standing next to him had already laughed so much that they were leaning back and turning back. Zhong Yi pretended to be calm and smiled slightly, and said, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend." ”

He frowned, and said with some regret: "That's a pity, I'm a hundred times better than your 'boyfriend', you are sure not to think about it." ”

The brother next to him patted him on the shoulder, interrupting his lyrical 'confession', just afraid that the following advertisements might appear before they could continue to act: "This is your Yida" and "No, this is your Yida". When I laughed, my face was about to cramp, and I stumbled out of my mouth: "It's really addictive...... You can still ...... Don't laugh at the field...... Hahaha! ”

"Coincidentally, you don't have to study at night today?" Zhong Yi asked with a smile and bowed to the few people beside him.

"The study room is occupied, and it was dragged by a few of them." Xu Huaisheng smiled helplessly, obviously I was forced, and I definitely didn't mean to study hard.

"Oh, then I'll go first, Xu Sa is still waiting for me over there." Zhong Yi nodded thoughtfully, and was just about to take a step in the opposite direction, when Xu Huaisheng grabbed the hat of her coat from behind.

"I'm sure you're going to leave me here, so reassuring." A low smile kept drifting into Zhongyi's eardrums, and his voice was hoarse: "Or ...... What did you do behind my back......"

I'll go! When did he become so out of tune? Every serious sentence he utters is inevitably polluted by his group of good brothers who are like wolves and jackals.

Xu Sa's current mood is even more terrible than that of middle-aged women in menopause, which directly affects whether they can be quiet and eat without making noise when eating barbecue at several neighboring tables around them.

Zhongyi lowered his head, pinched a spoon in one hand and scooped the tofu flower into his mouth, not daring to look at Xu Sa more than anything else, for fear of provoking the fire and setting himself on fire.

On the contrary, the male god Xu beside her not only got rid of his roommate who was like a fart, but followed her back to their girls' table, and he was calm and unpresentable throughout the whole process. As if Xu Sa's anger had nowhere to vent, he didn't notice it at all, poured a glass of beer into his cup, picked up and touched Xu Sa's wine glass, and drank it with his head up.

Xu Sa hadn't met someone who drank so boldly for a long time, and felt that it was boring to drink like this, so he picked up the bottle and blew it.

Lin Xixi, who has entered the period of love, looks at her mobile phone when she eats, looks at her mobile phone when she sleeps, and looks at her mobile phone when she walks...... The people in dormitory 301 looked at it with strange eyes at the beginning, and after a week of nervous paralysis and ignored it, it has become a matter of course.

"Xixi, I'll remember later that one of us carried Xu Sa back to the dormitory, and Jiang Xiu was responsible for picking up Xu Sa's clothes behind us." Zhong Yi glanced at Xu Sa, who had already drunk a lot, and said helplessly.

Lin Xixi didn't raise her head to the ground, and made an OK gesture with one free hand towards her.

Someone who drunk Xu Sa sat calmly on the small plastic bench, the orange warm light flowed on his face for a moment, and he said in a deep voice: "Can you drag her?" Or I'll find someone to help you. ”

Although Xu Sa's usual style is a little exaggerated, he is out of tune. But it's not open enough to let a strange boy have physical contact with her, and it is estimated that when she wakes up the next day, she will know that her drunken ugliness is exposed on the back of a strange man, and she will definitely overturn the roof. Zhong Yi hurriedly refused Xu Huaisheng's kindness, and said: "If you can drag it, no matter how bad it is, we can carry it back, so we won't bother your brothers." ”

"I haven't said who the other party is, how can you assume it's them."

"Uh, is it still a petite and delicate man who is easy to push down?"

“……”

It turns out how endless the human imagination is. Zhong Yi blinked, waiting for a long time without Xu Huaisheng's answer, she consciously called the boss to settle the bill, and together with Xu Sa, she made more than a dozen empty beer bottles, counting.

"I'll pay for it, you check what you want to take and don't forget to take it with you." Xu Huaisheng was one step ahead of her. Take out the banknote from your wallet and hand it to the boss, while not forgetting to tell you what to do.

After settling the account, according to the previous assignment, Zhong Yi and Lin Xixi hugged one of Xu Sa's arms, and Jiang Xiu followed behind to pick up Xu Sa's drunken mania and shouted "I want to dance a striptease to show you", and threw away the coat or scarf.

Walking all the way back to school, it was only more than 20 minutes away, Xu Huaisheng received a call from the group of roommates halfway, and had to turn back to the snack street to drag the drunk roommate back to school.

After walking all the way, Zhongyi was almost tired until his legs were weak, and a lot of dense fine sweat oozed from his forehead. She and Lin Xixi gritted their teeth and dragged Xu Sa, who was drunk into mud, and walked to the playground with difficulty, and finally threw Xu Sa on the green lawn with no strength.

Jiang Xiu was still holding Xu Sa's clothes that Xu Sa had taken off halfway, she looked at the drunk and unconscious Xu Sa, and said worriedly: "Xu Sa will catch a cold if it goes on like this, we are trying to find a way to get her back to the dormitory to finish it." ”

Zhong Yi sat on the lawn and gasped: "The dormitory is on the fourth floor, and the weight of Xu Sa after being drunk is two and a half as much as me and Xixi, so let's just wait for her to wake up and climb back to the dormitory by herself." ”

"I agree!" Lin Xixi muttered: "The three of us together can't drag her, let's wait until she wakes up." ”

"Looking at her level, it is estimated that she will not wake up for a while and a half......" Jiang Xiu put the coat in her arms on Xu Sa's body, folded the scarf neatly, and put it on the back of Xu Sa's head.

"Well, then leave Amuro here, and we'll go back to the dormitory to rest."

"No way!" Zhong Yi and Jiang Xiu said in unison.

Lin Xixi stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, "Then we can only drag her up to the fourth floor." ”

The three of them finally "transported" Xu Sa downstairs to the dormitory, and happened to meet a girl who lived on the same floor in the opposite dormitory to lend a helping hand, and finally the four of them worked together to lift Xu Sa up to the fourth floor and transport it to Xu Sa's bed.

Regarding what happened in the dormitory on the fourth floor when Xu Sa was drunk and crazy that night, the other three girls in the 301 dormitory unanimously chose not to talk about it, and they have been gradually forgotten in the depths of their minds.