When he got home, Chen Zile watched the Peach Blossom Fairy open a box of sets, take it out and blow it like a balloon, and was speechless.

Who can imagine that a fairy in the fairy world would actually blow a condom in his house?

At this moment, after the Peach Blossom Fairy tried to blow the sleeve a little, she stared at the "balloon" in her hand that was not too big and blew in a long strip and said:

"Why do I think this balloon is different from what I look at other people's children?"

Isn't it different, one is for children to play, and the other is for adults to play!

So Chen Zile got up and said, "Don't play with this thing, it's not like you play like this." ”

"How is that played?" The Peach Blossom Fairy looked at Chen Zile suspiciously.

Chen Zile said: "This thing is easy not to play, and if you play it, it is also a cooperation between men and women."

Once played, it can block hundreds of millions of elite soldiers and prevent lives from coming. So don't use it lightly, put it away quickly. ”

The Peach Blossom Fairy was suddenly shocked, looked at the sleeve in her hand and said:

"Is it so powerful? Listening to you say that, isn't it comparable to a celestial immortal weapon? ”

Chen Zile said: "It's okay to understand it this way, anyway, whoever plays it is as happy as a fairy!" ”

"I'm a god, I want to play!"

The Peach Blossom Fairy became more determined, looked at Chen Zile and said, "You teach me, use it with me!" ”

Chen Zile was stunned, and wanted to teach you uncle, how to teach this thing?

Besides, this peach blossom fairy is a fairy, and she uses a condom, isn't it a fairy love?

Chen Zile, who has listened to mythological love stories since he was a child, understands very well the fate of the relationship between immortals and mortals, and none of them can die well.

So Chen Zile shook his head vigorously and said, "No, this thing has been said to be not easy to use." ”

However, the Peach Blossom Fairy did not give up at all, which made Chen Zile very headache.

I thought to myself, what is this called? A little fairy went down to the earth to play tricks with him? Can you have a bit of a fairy image?

In the end, Chen Zile finally used food to attract the attention of the Peach Blossom Fairy.

Sure enough, in the face of food, fairies can't resist the temptation.

Watching the Peach Blossom Fairy eating cake and dessert, Chen Zile rubbed his forehead with a headache, thinking that it was not a way for such a little fairy to live here in the future......

Although the Peach Blossom Fairy is very beautiful, people are immortals after all, so they can't really let the tragedy of fairy love happen, right?

At this time, the system screen appeared, and the sexy beauty next to it said:

"Master, the only way to help the Peach Blossom Fairy return to the fairy world without punishment is to exchange for teleportation superpowers when the handsome value reaches 1,000."

Chen Zile was stunned when he heard this, the system said that handsome values can be exchanged for various superpowers, and he never asked what superpowers he had.

But now listening to the system say that teleportation suddenly made Chen Zile interested.

Teleportation, it's awesome when you hear it, isn't it?

So he asked in his heart: "With this superpower, you can teleport with the Peach Blossom Fairy and return to the heavenly realm?" ”

"Yes, teleportation, it will not be noticed by anyone or the gods, and it can be teleported anywhere." The system answers.

Chen Zile took a deep breath and said:

"Now it's almost a hundred handsome, it seems that we have to take the initiative to increase the handsome value."

Thinking of this, Chen Zile walked to the Peach Blossom Fairy and took the initiative to move forward with his handsome face.

The Peach Blossom Fairy was eating, and suddenly saw Chen Zile approaching and smiling handsomely at him, and his heart jumped violently.

"Ding, from the favor of the fairy Peach Blossom Fairy, get +11 handsomeness."

Sure enough, the effect is very good, and it seems that taking the initiative to play handsome can get more handsome points.

So in the next half a day, Chen Zile played handsome from time to time, intentionally or unintentionally, and the handsome value provided by the Peach Blossom Fairy alone reached three hundred.

In the evening, Chen Zile personally cooked something delicious.

The Peach Blossom Fairy eats happily, and it can be seen that life in the heavenly realm is very boring, so that this little fairy is full of good feelings for everything in the world.

Looking at the peach blossom fairy who kept eating delicious food and asked Chen Zile questions, Chen Zile showed a hint of a smile.

This villa has never been lived in by anyone but himself.

It seems that at this moment, he is not alone!

After dinner, Chen Zile was sitting on the sofa and was bored, but saw that the Peach Blossom Fairy took out another set and began to blow.

Chen Zile: "............"

"Chen Zile, why don't we play with this? I wonder how the hell it works. ”

The Peach Blossom Fairy rubbed her sour cheeks and said cutely.

Chen Zile rolled his eyes: "No, you don't want to know!" ”

In order to prevent the little fairy from continuing to study the condom, and to prevent Chen Zile from being unable to control it himself, he hurriedly sent the Peach Blossom Fairy to the bedroom that had been cleaned up for her to rest.

After the Peach Blossom Fairy lay down, Chen Zile looked at the graceful figure under the thin blanket, and thought that it was okay, and he really wanted to play with her.

But in the end, he turned his head and left, the little fairy is too simple, if she knows what she is doing with the set, what if you can't kill Chen Zile with an immortal technique?

To be on the safe side, don't act rashly!

So Chen Zile went back to his room to sleep!

In summer, it was a little hot at night, and Chen Zile, who slept until midnight, wanted to get up and turn on the air conditioner.

But before I got up, I felt that the temperature in the house had dropped a little.

It's even a little chilly.

didn't pay much attention to it, Chen Zile was ready to go back to sleep.

At this time, suddenly a voice said faintly:

"Wow...... Sure enough, it's a handsome guy, so handsome......"

"Ding, from the favor of the female ghost Xiaoruo, get a handsome value of +9."

Chen Zile thought to himself in a daze: It's really annoying to be handsome, and there are girls to contribute handsome values in the middle of the night......

Well?

Wait, female ghost?

For a while, Chen Zile was completely sleepy, and the whole person was awake.

Then he felt a cold wind blowing on his face, as if someone was blowing on him!

Immediately, as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw that less than a fist in front of him, a miserable but beautiful little face was facing him!

Chen Zile suddenly exclaimed, and his miserable little face quickly retreated.

Only then did I take a closer look, it was a girl in a white dress.

The girl is very beautiful, but she doesn't have her feet on the ground, but floats.

At this time, the girl's miserable little face smiled at Chen Zile and said:

"Hello handsome guy, nice to meet you!"

"Happy? How happy is it? ”

The female ghost was stunned for a moment, and when she saw that Chen Zile was so calm, she couldn't help but say, "You're not afraid of me?" ”

Chen Zile sneered: "Why should I be afraid of you? Isn't it a ghost, who dies is not a ghost?

Besides, who doesn't have a few relatives in the underworld, can you move me to try? Lao Tzu immediately went to the grave to burn paper and contacted relatives underground to clean you up. ”

The female ghost was stunned, she felt that what Chen Zile said was so logical and reasonable.

At this moment, the door suddenly opened, and the peach blossom fairy wearing a pink belly pocket quickly rushed in and shouted at the female ghost in front of Chen Zile:

"Bold little ghost, how dare you come here to be scary, believe it or not, you are gone?"

Chen Zile was stunned, and behind the side of the Peach Blossom Fairy, he could clearly see the scenery of the mountain peaks that her little pink belly pocket couldn't cover at all.

This is really: looking at the side of the ridge as a peak, the distance and the height are different. I don't know the true face of Lushan, only wrapped in my belly pocket!