Erlei snorted unhappily, frowned and said, "It's really troublesome, bother me to drink Wahaha!" ”

At this moment, I saw that there were three bottles of Wahaha on the ground in Erlei, which was also speechless, and I could still drink Wahaha without changing my face at the knots.

Er Lei reluctantly took out the gossip mirror from his pocket and looked at the back of the big ghost.

"Whoosh!"

A golden light bounced back along the back of the big ghost, and hit my ass at once, and suddenly I jumped up three meters in pain, and the smell of barbecue permeated.

There's no one left with this damn lack of morality, and it's probably doing it again!

There are so many people in the room, but I was tricked! His uncle's.

The big ghost turned around and patted the smoking back playfully, glared at Er Lei and sneered, "Are you tickling me?" ”

The old man secretly glanced at Er Lei on the side, as if he was discussing some strategy.

I saw Er Lei take out a bottle from his pocket and throw it towards the big ghost. The big ghost caught it, and said with a smile: "What tricks do you want to play?" ”

As soon as the big ghost's words fell, the bottle in his hand exploded with a bang, and the fog made the big ghost reach out and hurriedly disperse it.

The old man approached the big ghost and took out the ink fountain line and strangled it by the neck.

When the ink fountain line touched the big ghost, a golden light emanated from its surface, followed by a clattering sound.

The big ghost wailed in pain, and then slapped the old man away with a palm.

The power looked great, and the old man was slapped by the big ghost and instantly spat blood, and fell to the ground moaning in pain.

Er Lei naturally didn't feel any better, he was picked up by the big ghost in the air, his legs kicked the air, and he screamed in pain.

However, Erlei followed up and spat at the big ghost.

The big ghost turned his head, wiped the saliva on his face, stared at the scarlet eyes and said, "Little dead fat man, you have a way to heaven, you don't go, and you have no door to hell, you have to break in!" ”

Erlei was lifted into the air by the big ghost, and immediately, he smashed it into the ground.

I saw that my senior brother and master were broken by the big ghost, and they were all broken, and I sighed in my heart, the next one to be must be me, how can my body withstand the toss of the big ghost.

At the last moment, I suddenly thought of the Nokia smartphone given by the judge, and I couldn't wait to slap myself a few times, why don't we think about using this thing?

I took out my mobile phone, secretly found the phone number of the judge, and sent a distress text message.

Seeing that I had a small movement, the big ghost choked me in the air, and suddenly I felt the blood surging up my head, and it was very swollen.

"Help... Help me! "I tried my best to squeeze the sound out of my throat with difficulty.

The big ghost looked at me with a playful look on his face, and said coldly to me, "Boy, what are you doing, asking for help?" ”

The force in my neck is getting bigger and bigger, and this is how I can refute, and the thought that I am about to suffocate to death is a panic in my heart.

I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, I don't want to die!

"Let it go...... Let go of the world! The old man clutched his chest, his face was very ugly, but he did not forget to fix what little hair he had left.

The big ghost put me down, turned his head to look at the old man, patted the dust on his shoulder playfully, and said to the old man: "What, do you want to die early and be born early?" ”

The neck lost its restraints, and the air poured down his throat in a gulp, and it felt like walking in hell.

The old man held the Maoshan Great Seal in his hand, looked at the big ghost with a serious face, saw his lips open and close slightly, as if he was reading something, and then saw a boxy Sanskrit golden light hit the big ghost in a daze.

"The world, it's now, use the Tiangang Thunder Talisman!" The old man looked at me with great seriousness and shouted at me.

The big ghost also reacted at the same time, turned around and slapped at me fiercely, and I took advantage of the situation to stick the remaining Tiangang thunder and lightning talisman on the big ghost's chest.

Boom!

In an instant, the lightning was lightning. It was as if lightning had struck the room.

The big ghost was blown away by the Tiangang Thunder Talisman, and his body hit the door frame, wailing in pain. His body was a little more transparent, and there was black gas on the surface.

The big ghost saw that the situation was not right, and he was about to run along the door of the room, but when he saw that he was about to disappear into the night, at the last moment, he saw dozens of iron chains in the air out of thin air, like an octopus with teeth and claws, dragging it in the direction of the big ghost.

The other end of the chain seemed to be tugged at something, and it made a violent rattling sound, followed by a rapid recovery.

I saw that the big ghost was tied to death in an iron chain, grinning and struggling, his black qi soared, and he said with a grudge in his mouth: "I will curse you, you will not die well!" ”

The big ghost's scarlet eyes swept over me, and I suddenly felt that I was locked by a hungry wolf.

"Dare to be a demon, dare to make a mistake in the world!"

The room was filled with a cloud of black gas, and the bull-headed horse face and the yin and yang judge appeared in front of us.

The Yin and Yang Judge glanced at me and said to me with a dissatisfied expression: "Look at the good deeds you have done, killing three innocent civilians, are you ashamed?" ”

Zhang Fei came up to me with a transparent body and said to me, "Civilian, are you talking about us?" ”

Liu Bei knocked Zhang Fei on the melon seed, looked at it with a look of hatred and said: "Look at it, this is a reckless man, how can we be civilians, we are a combination!" ”

"Three fools making trouble in Bollywood?" Guan Yu suddenly said.

The Yin and Yang Judge passed through the bodies of the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, came to me, patted me on the shoulder and said to me: "Okay, I remember your hard work in catching ghosts, and you also have merit, give you a token!" ”

The Yin and Yang Judge fumbled in his pocket for a moment, took out something similar to a work card, handed it to me, and said to me, "This is a ghost order that can command a group of ghosts!" ”

"Eh, no, Lord Judge, let's explain, what is this?" I looked at the work card in my hand, a little confused.

It reads, Niu Dabao, died in xxx year, x, x, x, and was inaugurated as a yin and yang judge.

Seeing this, the Yin and Yang Judge cleared his throat, concealed his embarrassment, straightened his clothes and said solemnly: "It's not over with you to talk about this matter today!" ”

How dare I, if this angers the Yin and Yang judges, won't I lift a stone and shoot myself in the foot?

As the saying goes: people and ghosts stay on one side, and they will see each other in the future!

After the Yin and Yang judge took back his work card, he took out a token again, which was made of bronze texture, and he looked at it for some years, and put it in his mouth and knocked it out, well, it was still a little salty!

I thought to myself, if what this yin and yang judge said is true, then I can't let that group of ghosts and things be used by me in the future, and when the time comes, they will all kneel on the ground and call me Dad!

At that time, this little mood made me so excited, and I was secretly happy in my heart, and the picture sense came out.

The Yin and Yang Judge coughed and said to me: "Okay, okay, stop your reverie, you don't use it in the evil way, otherwise I will let you know why the flowers are so red!" ”

With that, the judge raised his fist the size of a punching bag.

I waved my hand again and again, although you say that I am not a righteous man and a gentleman, it is impossible for me to use it in the evil way.

Ding Potian is to greet a few beautiful female ghosts, massage or something, thinking about that picture, this is called a comfortable heart.

The benefits of this are self-evident, think about it, dog days, there are a group of female ghosts gathered at home, not to mention the comfort, and there is no need to turn on the air conditioner, wasting electricity bills!

The Yin and Yang Judge walked up to me and whispered to me, "If you dare to say Lao Tzu's name, see that I don't make two strokes for you in my book of life and death!" ”

I nodded again and again, how dare I make a mistake, this damn lack of morality, almost let me play Dafa.

After that, I saw the Yin and Yang Judge walking towards the black qi with Remy Martin, and gave me a thumbs up when he left, and then the black qi dissipated.

This is no one, I can't imagine that a yin and yang judge will have such an old-fashioned name.

"Erlei, are you okay, the world, look at your senior brother!" The old man shouted to me eagerly, and his tone was very anxious, as if something was wrong.

Hearing this, he ran towards the old man, only to see him looking at Erlei on the ground with concern.

Er Lei seemed to be seriously injured, seeing that he was covered in blue and purple, and his clothes were scratched several times, and he was embarrassed.

"Senior brother, what's wrong with you, don't scare me!" I looked at the little fat man on the ground, and I couldn't help but feel a little lost at the thought that he might be about to burp and never see his fleshy face again.

Erlei stretched out his hand tremblingly, and weakly pointed to his pocket as if to instruct something, I leaned close to my ear to listen, only to see him weakly say six words.

I want Want Want Snow Cakes!

At that time, I felt that my head was big, and at this time, Erlei was still thinking about eating, I knew how his figure came about.