Chapter 485: The Funniest Joke-2

Obviously, this is a broad wife.

No matter what, Ling Feng couldn't equate this with the leader. No matter how mentally retarded those self-righteous village leaders are, they will not come to the village to express their condolences in such a way.

"So temperamental!"

"This beauty, tsk, superb!" people kept admiring, and the smile on the beauty's face became more and more intense. She stopped outside the car door, not moving, and seemed to enjoy the moment of radiance and focus.

"That auntie is so beautiful!"

The atmosphere was originally quiet, and it seemed that everyone was quietly admiring the noble beauty. However, the next milky child's voice broke the silence.

"Ah, Auntie?" the woman shuddered, and her ten-centimeter high heels almost sprained her foot. She could only glare at the child viciously through her sunglasses, and then opened the door of the back seat in a depressed mood amid the laughter of the crowd.

"Comrades, good!"

The man in the back seat froze his big hand and greeted the villagers very cordially.

The greeting sounds a little weird and uncomfortable. But the masses were very tolerant and didn't care, and responded enthusiastically, "Good secretary!"

"He's the secretary, who is that woman?"

Someone introduced, "The woman is a secretary's woman, I heard that she also graduated from a famous university, which is very remarkable, followed by the leaders and cadres of the village, all of whom are big people who can take charge of themselves!"

"Oh!"

"Your hoe quickly hides it, so that the secretary has a bad impression when he sees it!"

"This is our eating guy, why do you hide it, can't you see anyone?"

"What kind of person is your elm head, what kind of leader is you? How do you feel when you see your hoe? They will only think that you are a hillbilly who is very dirty and can't support the wall, and if they think about you, the subsidies for the fields will be deducted at that time!"

The old farmer with the hoe was shocked and hurriedly threw the hoe away.

The noble woman took the secretary's arm and came with all the money, looking very temperamental. The women of the village couldn't bear to look at them and scolded the vixen in a low voice. It's some young people who can't get up or down, their eyes are hot, and their eyes are constantly wandering on the girl.

"Husband, you're quite popular, so many people are here to cheer!"

The secretary didn't say anything, but the smile on his face was three points brighter.

"But it's not, when Secretary Liu didn't take office yet, the villagers were so enthusiastic that they ran to the office building twice in three days, and the black crowd was crowded into the yard, muttering about Secretary Liu and Secretary Liu, and I can't wait for Secretary Liu to appear in front of me immediately!"

"Yes, Secretary Liu is so good, too popular, you see, seventy or eighty years old people are here......"

Everyone looked over, and sure enough, they saw many extremely senior old people outside the crowd approaching tremblingly with crutches.

"Aunt Rong, didn't you go to see a doctor, why did you come here to join in the fun?"

"Ahem, what's the fun, I can't help it, those rabbit cubs in the village made a few calls, saying that if you don't come to cheer, your wife's pension will be deducted, there is no way!" Aunt Rong was hunched, unable to move, and coughed all the time.

When the villagers heard this, they couldn't help but fall silent.

Just now, he was still praising Secretary Liu for how popular he was, so he closed his mouth at this time.

The secretary originally wanted to come over to say hello to the old people, but his body suddenly stiffened, and then he left in a hurry. The beautiful girl also shut up, but there was still pride on her face, and she didn't feel the slightest guilt.

Soon, the cadres in the village supported Secretary Liu and squeezed into Tang Xiaolong's house.

This family is so miserable, the man is killed, the woman is sick in bed, a typical difficult household, no matter what, as the village leader, they have to come and behave.

"Get out of the way, didn't you see Secretary Liu coming to condole, hurry up and move two decent chairs out!" A leader took the lead in walking in front of Ling Feng and gave an order, as if he was giving an order.

Tang Xiaoya was too lazy to deal with this group of people, but Ling Feng had a warm smile on her face, "Xiaoya, go and move two stools out!"

Tang Xiaoya understood, with a smile on her face, and quickly brought over two small wooden stools that were low and dirty.

Ling Feng placed the wooden bench on the side of the road.

The relevant personnel were directly dumbfounded, staring at the dirty stool, speechless for a long time. When he reacted, he glared angrily, glared at Ling Feng, and whispered, "You guys are crazy, this is the secretary!"

"When he comes over and sees this, I'm afraid he will be so angry that he will vomit blood!"

"How can a stool of this level be worthy of the status of a secretary?"

Ling Feng's expression did not change, "Love to sit or not!"

"You ......"

The personnel involved were completely annoyed and were about to rush into the house, but they were frightened by Ling Feng's extremely cold eyes. The whole person froze and didn't dare to move. It seems that if he takes one more step, his life will be threatened.

"Get out!"

"Rub it!"

There was a cheer, thunder rolled, and the relevant personnel retreated in embarrassment.

At this time, a cadre of leaders in the village had already stepped forward.

A pot-bellied leader opened his mouth with a serious face, "What's the matter?"

"Accountant Shu, this guy won't let the secretary in!"

"Oh, there's such a thing?"

Accountant Shu stepped forward and wanted to reason with Ling Feng, "Young man, you are too ignorant, do you know who the one behind is? Secretary Liu, Secretary Liu sent down from the provincial capital!"

"In the future, our village will rely on Secretary Liu to cover it, why are you stopping here?"

"Do you want to embarrass Secretary Liu in public?"

Ling Feng shook his head, and Accountant Shu's eyebrows stretched, but unexpectedly, the former changed his words and smiled coldly, "I'm sorry, I'm not targeting Secretary Liu, I just want to say that you people are all rubbish and don't deserve to step into this house!"

"Boom!"

Ling Feng's voice was not concealed, and the people around him heard it clearly. In an instant, the scene exploded. People looked at each other, and then they laughed and talked about something. As for the so-called leaders, they were stunned one by one, and then thundered and furious.

Especially Liu Hongxuan, his face was so red with anger that he almost dripped blood. He really wanted to rush up and grab this shameless dirt bun and beat him badly, but in order to maintain his image, he just had to endure it.

"You, what did you say?"

"If you're interested, I can say it again!"

"No need!" the accountant screamed, his face was pale, his big face leaned closer, and he said coldly, "You are no longer qualified for this year's selection of difficult households!"

This is a naked threat!

Of course, it was only effective for ordinary people, and Ling Feng didn't take it to heart at all.

His face was still indifferent, as if everything here had nothing to do with him, "Are you finished?"

“......”

"When you're done, get out!"

Accountant Shu only felt a sweetness in his throat, as if he was holding a mouthful of old blood. He was so angry that his whole face was distorted, his two fists were clenched tightly, and he gritted his teeth, but he couldn't say a word.

"Hey, this guy's voice is a little familiar!" The girl was a little puzzled, and then stepped on her feet to look this way, when her eyes fell on Ling Feng's side face, the whole person couldn't help but be excited, and exclaimed, "It's him, husband, it's that guy!"

"Who?"

"The scoundrels who left us in the car!"

Liu Hongxuan walked in and saw that his body couldn't help but tremble, yes, it was the bastard who threw them down on the bus. This face, he can't forget no matter what.

Liu Hongxuan couldn't care about the so-called leadership image anymore, and came angrily, asking in a voice, "Boy, do you still recognize me?"

The village leaders who followed quickly created momentum, "It turned out that this guy threw Secretary Liu off the bus, causing Secretary Liu to fall and hurt his crotch, this person really has a problem with his thinking and his conduct is extremely bad!"

"That's right, I can testify, at that time, this guy went crazy for no reason and threw Secretary Liu out of the car window, the speed was very fast at that time, extremely dangerous, if it wasn't for Secretary Liu's luck, I'm afraid he would have fallen to death!"

The villagers had a general understanding of the truth, and they all showed their anger, thinking that Ling Feng, a young man, was a ruffian and a thief!

"By the way, this guy also injured the village staff, and his behavior is extremely bad!"

"Hurt whom?"

"Village Chief Tang and Li Hu and Li Long are two brothers!"

They watched the crowd's reaction, a faint smile on their lips. However, the smile didn't have time to bloom and froze directly. The crowd actually showed a relieved look, with emotion and schadenfreude, "That's good!"

“......”

Here, Ling Feng spoke, his voice was loud, "Of course I recognize you, on the bus, in front of a car of passengers, bullied an old man in his seventies, and smashed other people's eggs!"

"It's so despicable, you can't find a second person in the entire Yuzhang!"

"Boom!"

"It turns out that Secretary Liu is such a person, he is simply a scum, a shame for the World Federation, and a scourge for people!"

"Is this what the leader sent by the province looks like? What is the difference between him and the one who fell before?"

"My God, it seems impossible for our group of fart people to be taken seriously, the leader with the worst character sent us Yuzhang, for fear that the economy will not collapse, I finally know why Yuzhang has won the honor of the poorest county in the province for 20 consecutive years!"

The villagers talked a lot, and instantly had a huge opinion on Liu Hongxuan. The people involved saw that the public was angry, and all of them were big. directly threatened to 'be the last to leave, cancel all the benefits of the World Union', a simple single sentence, scared all the villagers into desertion and fled.

Liu Hongxuan was ashamed to death, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

His face was purple and dark, with a deep hatred, "Boy, you--can't get along with this secretary, right? Believe it or not, I made a phone call and let you lie in the hospital for the rest of your life?"

"Do you believe that I made a phone call that made you lose your golden job, and you have to kneel down to apologize to me?" Ling Feng laughed, laughing at Liu Hongxuan's ignorance, laughing at Liu Hongxuan's inability to hit a stone with an egg.

This is the most ridiculous joke he has ever heard!

(End of chapter)