Chapter 1: Crossing and Encountering Pigs 1
"It's all bubbles, it's a flash of fireworks, all your promises ......," Li chirped as he walked home in a hurry.
When she reached the climax, she couldn't help but dance.
Suddenly, a black object in the sky flew at a rapid pace.
Li Chirped as he watched the black object coming, forgot to move his steps, and stood there straight, his eyes glazed over.
"Bang!" The hard object is right in the temple.
Suddenly, Li Chirp fell into darkness.
She had a long, long dream, and when she woke up, she looked around, not high-rise buildings, not vehicles coming and going, no strong fashion atmosphere of the modern city that was suffocating, some, just ......
"Mom!" Li Chirp was looking around when he suddenly saw two huge nostrils facing the sky.
"Humph!" The owner of the voice is a pink-looking, white and chubby pig.
Li Chirped back to his senses and slapped him.
With a "snap", the pig's head was missed, and there were five finger prints on the pig's face.
"Bad guy, what are you hitting me for?" When Li Chirp was getting up from the pig manure on the haystack, he suddenly heard a child's voice, snorting and crying, very pitiful.
Li Chirp just got up, sat down again, and was lucky to sit on the pig, she didn't care about the disgusting things under her, pointed to the pig in front of her, trembling, "You...... Who are you? ”
"Woo, I'm a pig, I don't know me after you beat me, woo." The little pink pig covered his face with his trotters, crying miserably.
"You...... Are you a human or a ghost? ”
"I said I was a pig, why are you so stupid as a woman!" The little pink pig put down the pig's trotters, crossed his waist, and scolded.
"Then how do you speak human language?" Li Chirp is very confused, when did the pigs in the 21st century evolve to be so advanced?
"Hey, isn't that nonsense? I've been living here for more than 200 years, and I can't speak, and I'm bored and die? The little pink pig looked at Li Chirp, looking like you were an idiot.
"Two hundred years?!" It turns out that pigs in the 21st century are not only smart, but also have a long lifespan.
"Well, from the twenty-eighth year of Kui Qi to the third year of Tianbao!"
"Isn't it the twenty-first century?" Li Haw had never heard of those two eras at all, so he was confused.
"It's really three years of Tianbao!" Counting with pig's trotters, he looked at Li Chiao with a resentful gaze, "You don't doubt my computing ability, do you?" ”
"No, no." Li Chirp didn't want to reason with it anymore, so he hurriedly stopped.
Looking at his messy clothes and hair, and the "fragrance" of freshly baked pig, Li chirped and looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle, mourning the unknown life in a foreign land in the future.
She couldn't help but pinched her thighs in pain.
Nima, has she really traveled back in time, or has she traveled to an era that she has never heard of?!
Woo, she doesn't want to cross, she finally grew up to twenty years old and reached the legal age to get a marriage certificate and live in her husband's house as a rice worm, actually ...... I actually crossed over, and I didn't forget about crossing, why did I cross into the pigsty and meet a talking pig?!
In the novel, don't the female pig's feet all cross over to the male pig's feet?!
This is not scientific, who can tell her, what is the trouble with the pig covered in her body and the little pink pig in front of her who sells cuteness without a lower limit?!