Chapter 180: Are You GAY?
M Country, San Merloti Hotel.
Luo Jiaer sat up from the large bed with her eyes closed, and then scratched her hair, which was already a little out of shape. She touched the position beside her, wanting to confirm whether Gu Shengze was still here, and after touching it for a while, she remembered that she didn't call Gu Shengze over at all last night, he was sleeping in the room next to her. After a yawn, Luo Jiaer opened one eye, which was a little blurry at first, but after a while it became clear.
Luo Jiaer poked one leg out of the quilt, felt a little cool, and then retracted. She rubbed her eyes, and now completely pulled both legs out of the covers, she moved her buttocks, put on her slippers on the side of the bed, and stood up.
“BOSS?”
Luo Jiaer, who got out of bed, saw that the door of the bathroom was closed, and then reached out and knocked on the door, and said to the door. If you listen closely, you can still hear the sound of water coming out of the door, probably the sound of water squirting out of the showerhead.
"Really...... I just pick people to occupy the bathroom when they get up......"
After muttering a few words, Luo Jiaer casually took a comb on the table, combed her messy hair casually, filled a glass of cold water on the water dispenser and rinsed her mouth casually. Then I opened the closet door, and sure enough, I found the instant coffee that the hotel served here. This brand of instant coffee is from country M, Luo Jiaer has not drunk it before, but she still opened it and picked out two small packets, cut them all and poured them into a clean cup.
After pouring hot boiling water, a cup of coffee is brewed. Luo Jiaer didn't know how long she had to wait for Gu Shengze, so she took the coffee and sat down on the sofa. Luo Jia'er couldn't go out all day yesterday, because Li'er told her not to go out if she had nothing to do yesterday, lest there be any trouble on Jiang Liyin's side. But yesterday was so calm all day, but she stayed alone in the hotel and was bored, Gu Shengze is not a person who likes to talk, so even if there is someone to accompany her, it is useless, because it can't relieve boredom at all.
At this time, the sound of the bathroom door opening attracted Luo Jiaer's attention, and Luo Jiaer didn't even see it clearly, so she opened her mouth and came:
"I said, BOSS, do you know how inhumane it is for you to occupy the bathroom while other people are waking up? I ......"
When Luo Jiaer said this, the speed of speech was so fast that after integrating all the words into one sentence, it seemed to have become some kind of language cannonball, and it had offensive power. But when Luo Jiaer turned around, the word "I" completely changed to an ellipsis after it.
Because she saw Gu Shengze naked, and his lower body was just wrapped in a white bath towel.
Is it so exciting early in the morning?! Although Luo Jiaer is a good man and a woman, in the face of such a large-scale exposure of flesh, there is still no way to accept it for a while. Big brother, now is not the time to read the juniors in the magazine to show their flesh, and it is not the time to be able to be a at will. She Luo Jiaer is still a person with her own bottom line...... At most, cover your eyes with two palms, and look out from between your fingers that are not completely closed.
"Don't get in the way, it's not like you haven't seen a man. And you don't need to worry about me, because in my eyes, you are not a woman. ”
Gu Shengze said coldly, but the sentence "You are not a woman in my eyes" has completely touched Luo Jiaer's bottom line, she suddenly withdrew the two palms that were blocking her face, and stretched out her finger to point at Gu Shengze's nose.
"Gu Shengze, what are you talking about?! I, Luo Jiaer, can also be regarded as a dignified otaku god and goddess, and you actually say that I am not a woman in your eyes? What kind of taste are you? Or are you you...... Are you GAY? ”
When Luo Jiaer said the word "GAY", she was completely shocked by her own brain, no wonder this man is so bad for women, even if she is such an otaku goddess in front of her all day long, and even slept in the same bed together, nothing happened! The expression on Luo Jia'er's face became very fast, at first it was just shock, and then it slowly turned into sympathy and pity. She walked in the direction where Gu Shengze was, then reached out and patted his shoulder, which was still a little watery, and looked at Gu Shengze with a "I understand you" expression.
"It's okay, it's okay, the world we live in is tolerant and fraternal, so as long as you like it, be brave enough to love. Love is sinless, and you are sinless. ”
It was probably because the expression on Luo Jiaer's face when she spoke was too much of a virgin, so that after she finished saying this, she was a little touched by her "aura of the virgin", and she looked at Gu Shengze with an expression of "compassion for the earth", wanting to hear his response.
Gu Shengze's good-looking brows furrowed, he originally planned to get angry at Luo Jia'er, but he suddenly felt that it didn't seem to have any special significance to be angry at this woman with a worried IQ, and he might not even receive any good results. So he rolled his eyes, hooked the corners of his mouth into a beautiful arc, and showed an evil smile. Luo Jiaer is still immersed in her thoughts of "tolerating all things and loving the world", and she didn't notice the change in the expression on Gu Shengze's face.
"Luo Jiaer."
Gu Shengze called Luo Jia'er's name, and then Luo Jia'er slowly recovered from his own world, and was about to ask what he was doing, when a completely bare arm was propped up on the wall next to him so lightly, making a "bang" sound.
It is precisely because of this "wall knock" that the distance between Luo Jiaer and Gu Shengze is also rapidly shortening, the tip of Luo Jiaer's nose is almost touching the tip of Gu Shengze's nose, and Luo Jiaer can even smell the faint fragrance of the shower gel on Gu Shengze's face that has not completely faded. I don't know why, Luo Jiaer, who has obviously "confirmed that the other party is 'GAY'", is also accelerating uncontrollably in the face of this handsome face magnified in front of her. Probably because of this face, it's really too handsome...... Anyway, why are all the handsome guys now going to engage in GAY...... What a waste of resources......
"BOSS, what are you doing...... You, you, you're not going to be angry because of what I just said, are you? Okay, okay, then I promise not to demolish you in front of others, okay? Can you please not get so close to me, I'm really having trouble breathing......"
Luo Jiaer stretched out a finger to maintain the "only" distance between her and Gu Shengze. Gu Shengze didn't seem to be in a hurry to explain that he was mistaken for "GAY", but just brought his face closer to Luo Jiaer's face, and then hooked the corners of his mouth to reveal an intriguing smile.
"What are you nervous about?"
The almost ear-biting way of speaking made Luo Jiaer's whole person tremble, because when Gu Shengze spoke, the air flow rushed over like this, and it had the power to make Luo Jiaer's ears completely red in a short period of time. At this time, Gu Shengze's left face and Luo Jiaer's left face were almost next to each other, and Gu Shengze could also feel the temperature slowly rising on Luo Jiaer's face. So he showed a triumphant smile, although Luo Jiaer couldn't see it from this angle.
"I, I, I...... Where am I nervous? BOSS: You're out of your nerves, aren't you? Don't you like men, why should I be nervous? Don't talk nonsense, you ......."
Luo Jia'er's stammering explanation completely exposed her thoughts, Gu Shengze was satisfied to widen the distance between him and Luo Jia'er, and then propped up his other arm on the wall next to Luo Jia'er.
"I'm just saying that in my eyes, you're not a woman. Why are you so confident that I don't like women? Think about it, if you were feminine enough, and we slept in the same bed for the night, or if you 'graciously invited' me, why didn't anything happen? How do you know if it's wrong to question me, and don't ask yourself if you have the charm of a woman? ”
Gu Shengze squinted at Luo Jia'er and continued.
"I like women, not GAY."
"You, you, you nonsense! I'm one of the gods and goddesses of otaku, I have so many male fans, am I so unfeminine?! The answer is no! ”
Luo Jiaer was a little angry and annoyed, after all, she was a "little diva in the entertainment industry", and now she was actually told to her face that she had no "woman charm". You say, as long as it's a normal person, you should be angry at this time, right?!
"I'm sorry, Luo Jia'er, you are not my dish, so you have no feminine charm in my eyes. The reason why your feminine charm is so strong is because you are the dish of those male fans of yours, my explanation is sufficient enough, right? You won't be mistaken anymore, will you? ”
Gu Shengze hooked the corners of his mouth, looked Luo Jia'er up and down, and showed an elusive smile.
"How is that possible! Come with me! ”
Luo Jia'er pushed Gu Shengze away, then pulled him to sit down on the sofa next to him, and sat down next to him.
"There is a special study that says that two people will fall in love with each other if they look at each other quietly for three minutes. I have the confidence to have this charm to make you fall in love with me after these three minutes, do you believe it? ”
It was like a gambling contract, it was obviously such a childish behavior, but Gu Shengze seemed to have suddenly fallen into some memory, and the whole person was a little distracted.
-There is a study that says that if two people can look at each other for three minutes, they will definitely fall in love with each other, should we give it a try?
-But we're already boyfriend and girlfriend, so what are you doing here?