Volume 1 Earth Era Chapter 1 The Scourge of Cola

At 10:30 in the morning, Qiao Yuan, as usual, squeezed up to the company's subway with sleepy eyes.

He took out his phone and glanced at the time disdainfully,

"I was only two and a half hours late......"

snorted, and swiped up the small video nonchalantly.

Not long after the train started, a chill suddenly came from his back, and Qiao Yuan, who was squeezed into thin slices, reluctantly turned around.

Before he could see the beginning and the end, as soon as the train was bumpy, an unknown liquid hit him, instantly choking into his eyes and nose, and he felt sleepy.

Suppressing his anger, he wiped his eyes, and suddenly raised his head and glared, and saw the cup of happy fat house water in the palm of the size of a fan.

After brewing for half a second, he was about to scold, when suddenly the glass of Coke was like a bullet aimed at a target, and all his brains were splashed on his snow-white shirt......

"Dead fat! Why, all the Coke was spilled on me......"

Qiao Yuan, who had nothing to say, was already furious, and when he looked up his stomach and saw the face full of fierce flesh, he instantly became a little shorter and lowered his voice.

The ferocious-looking fat man looked down at him with a distorted face, then looked at the bottom of the Coke in his hand, and roared angrily:

"Boy, how dare you knock over my Coke? I ......"

The sound was like thunder, which shook Qiao Yuan's ears, and as soon as the word "I" came out, he found that there was an extra hat made of cups on his head in an instant, and the rest of the coke flowed along his hair through his neck and all the way to his back. He shivered excitedly, lifted the fat man's hand, and shot back with unflinching anger:

"You stupid and fat, why do you still have the face to do it? Coke doesn't cover it, splashes my whole body, this is a white shirt! You're still reasonable??! ”

Putting the Coke cup on Qiao Yuan's head, the fat man was not angry at all, and ignored his words, and began to play dumb, moving his hands and feet, attracting the people around him to immediately watch.

"I don't care, you have to apologize to me anyway!" The fat man was vexatious and did not back down at all.

"Apologize?" Qiao Yuan was stunned in his heart, with a wry smile on his face, and instantly understood: I'm afraid this stupid big fat brain is funny!

He has known since he was a child that he should never compare himself to a dog.

It's really a show to meet a soldier, and just when he was entangled with the fat man, there was a sudden noise next to him.

It seems that today's subway is particularly lively!

I saw two strong men pressing a young man to the ground. The young man who was pressed below had a very crazy expression, even if he was pressed by two people, he still tried hard to wave his limbs wildly towards the fat man and Qiao Yuan, like a zombie in a movie.

Qiao Yuan smiled awkwardly: "I'll go, this ...... As for it? ”

For the quarrel between the two, even if it can anger passers-by, it is strange to be so impulsive......

The two who quarreled were so frightened by this sudden change that they looked at each other, and they no longer bothered about this cup of Coke for a while.

When he arrived at the company, he began to have boring fishing time as always.

After fighting a few landlords, he lost all the beans accumulated last night, and brushed up a small video in a sad account, only to find that the unlucky thing on the subway has been on the local hot list, and the blogger who uploaded it is still a headline party: The man's career failed, his wife was separated, he was crazy, and he beat up the passengers on the subway!

"This is a false accusation! These black-hearted self-media bloggers, in order to attract the attention of netizens, really dare to make up anything! ”

While roaring in his heart, he clicked on the video, only to see that in the video, he had a Coke cup on his head, his expression was distorted and exaggerated, pointing fingers at an innocent and lovely fat man, with words in his mouth, and his behavior was funny and crazy, unreasonable.

What made him even more angry was that he was added a suspenseful background music, which made him almost believe it......

In addition to counting him in the comment area, there were even people who ridiculed: If you don't mix well, you will go home to farm and raise pigs; This kind of beast is also only worthy of dealing with animals......

That's okay?! For such a scene of divine restoration, his heart was full of grievances and anger, looking at the comments of netizens, the whole person was not good!

"This ...... I have to complain! I have to defend my rights! ”

He called down the complaint phone circle, but found that it was all in vain, the customer service pushed left and right, and the last number dialed turned out to be an empty number......

Just when he was annoyed, some colleagues in the company also saw this video, and in an instant he became the biggest laughing stock of the company today, and his image was almost completely destroyed.

He felt that everywhere he went, people began to point fingers at him, and he could only go to the toilet to breathe through the depression. As soon as he walked to the door, he bumped into a ball of meat head-on, was bounced back a few steps, and almost fell on his back......

Qiao Yuan steadied his heels, isn't this the fat man on the subway in the morning? It's really a narrow road, when did you get to your own company?

Looking at the fat man holding a mop in his hand, he immediately understood, it turned out that this fat man was a cleaner who had just arrived in the company!

smiled happily, thinking that the fat man was sweating profusely every day, squirming with a huge body, and struggling to brush the company's toilet over and over again, his heart immediately became comfortable.

"Hey! How do you kid have eyes? Hey, it's you ...... again."

Before the fat man's words fell, the mop immediately beckoned to Qiao Yuan. Fortunately, he had the lesson of the glass of Coke in the morning, and he dodged it as soon as he turned around, and teased with a wicked smile: "You stupid fat, provoke me again, be careful that I let you not delay for a minute~!" ”

The fat man was slightly stunned, and his two eyes brushed around him like a brush poured with oil: "You work here?" ”

"Of course, you cleaner, I can put you out of work in minutes!"

At this time, Qiao Yuan's psychological haze was swept away, and he inexplicably felt that his whole person was already riding on the fat man's neck, and his hands seemed to be holding the throat of his fate, and he could make him disappear immediately with his fingers.

When the fat man heard this, the horizontal flesh on his face became happy, and the fat on his body kept shaking, if he had a waist, he had to smile and bend over.

"Good, good boy! ......" The fat man threw away his words rather disdainfully, and strode away with a mop.

Qiao Yuan returned to his workstation with joy. Although I met the broom star today, I think that I can ravage this fat man at will in the future, and I think it is inexplicably interesting.

As the performance champion in the company, ranking first on the list for several months, even the chairman has to get used to him like a son, just a cleaner? For him, a full finger can be pinched to death. At the moment, he was thinking of hundreds of ways to tidy up this undercut stupid fat.

Thinking about it, I can't help but feel a little pitiful, this fat man has no other bad intentions except for being stupid and short-tempered, if he even loses his job of cleaning the toilet, then won't he have to beg along the street in the future?

Think of his poor little eyes when he begged along the street, because he couldn't eat for a few days, the fat on his body dropped sharply every day until he was skinny; He couldn't help but laugh out loud at that funny scene.

Suddenly, a colleague interrupted his delusion and informed him that the chairman was looking for him.

He straightened out his tie, expecting that the chairman must have come to ask how one of his big clients was talking last week. There is no doubt that a strong man is a strong man, and he got this big customer last night, and the signed contract has long been lying in his briefcase.

Holding the contract, he was like a primary school student who scored 100 points in the exam, and walked out of the steps of not being recognized by his six relatives. But the chairman was not in the office, and I saw the fat cleaner who had just arrived with a feather duster and sweeping the dust on the body of the God of Wealth.

Each stroke seemed to take all his strength, and it seemed so absurd and funny. The God of Wealth made of ceramics was swept by him as if it was glowing golden.

"Hey~ Fatty, where's the chairman?"

Hearing Qiao Yuan's voice, the fat man moved his body with difficulty, turned around and looked at him directly.

"Silly fat! What do you see? What do I ask you? Qiao Yuan shouted impatiently.

The fat man didn't pay any attention to him.

After a while, the chairman pushed the door in, saw Qiao Yuan was very polite, and asked about last week's customers. When he heard that he had won the contract, his face was about to smile like a sunflower, and he hurriedly asked Qiao Yuan to sit and drink tea.

The chairman with a face full of joy suddenly called the fat man over and introduced him: "This is a dog who has just returned from the sea and is about to become CEO, you have to take care of him more in the future!" ”

Hearing this, Qiao Yuan was so surprised that his jaw had already dropped to the coffee table and rolled a few times, and he stammered, "He...... It's ......"

"Do you know each other?"

“……”

Qiao Yuan was speechless for a while, and began to be a little at a loss, just now he was still thinking of hundreds of ways to let this fat man beg along the street, but he didn't expect .......

"Dad, this is what you told me about the company's man of the year - Qiao Yuan? I've investigated it in detail, and I see this man...... There is a big problem with character! The fat man didn't let go of Qiao Yuan at all, and directly picked it up and said, the horizontal flesh on his face and the pretended deep shaking of his head became Qiao Yuan's professional nightmare.

The fat man not only showed the chairman Qiao Yuan's ugly state on the subway in the morning, but also pulled out Qiao Yuan's performance a long, long time ago, and there is a possibility of fraud in some places.

At this time, Qiao Yuan's image immediately fell below the horizon, and it seemed that the fat man had been prepared.

Qiao Yuan smiled bitterly: Who can withstand this!