The royal official smiled and pointed to the outside of the box with a pen: "But the old gentleman has already started talking." If you look at the diners downstairs, they listen to it with relish, and everyone thinks it's fun. If you can talk about it in Jun'an City, the effect will definitely be good. ”

Mrs. Bailing secretly said in her heart: It's really annoying, what's so funny? Why can such a shameful dirty thing be brought to the table? Why are there still people willing to listen to it? Shi Yu, you have also had the literary reputation of "Turnip Son", how can you listen to such a rotten thing?

The royal officer ignored her, full of emotion, and continued to write.

The diners outside nodded their heads: "That's what Mr. said." So what to do?"

"Could it be that there are immortals to help? ”

"Yes, there must be someone who gives you advice. ”

The old man patted the waking wood: "The master doesn't point." The master told him to figure it out for himself. ”

"That's not good. People sighed one after another, "The retreat is blocked, and I can't catch up." ”

"Yes, these two people have the same status as one in the sky and one in the earth, how to pursue it? First of all, we have to figure out a question, generally speaking, how to chase the rich and noble woman?" the old man continued to release the bait.

Without waiting for everyone to scratch their heads and find a way to answer, the storyteller patted the wood again, and asked himself: "Steps, to put it simply, the first step: make up your mind to catch up, the second step, take measures to catch up, and the third step, successfully catch up." ”

The diners began to coax: "What you are talking about is really standing and talking without backache, and it is difficult to really catch up." ”

"Drink, that's right! Scratching the boots, it's almost time to hit!" the old man patted the wood with one hand, shook the fan with the other, danced with his hands, and his expression was extremely exaggerated, "This courtship has always been saying light words, making heavy despair." Isn't it? ”

"That's it. Among the male guests present, the empathetic nodded one after another.

"If you follow the iron law of men chasing women across heavy mountains, and follow the north peak of Tianshan Mountain, the highest peak in the land of Xia Yuan, there are dozens of seats between them. ”

"Haha, old gentleman, you're so funny, why don't you have a few hundred. ”

"That's right, on such a long and indefinite road, stepping on iron shoes is only the smallest price. ”

"Yes, sir, you are right. It makes us think, this man can't catch up at all. ”

The old man smiled: "Ladies and gentlemen, if you still think that there is a little possibility of catching up, you might as well add some conditions for this man and woman, after all, a love letter hugs the beauty and returns, so simple that Qing Shui is generally too boring, and it is not as good as the taste of aged wine, right?"

"Haha, you're funny, old sir. The difficulties in front of him are not small, and you still have to add more weight to him?"

"Of course," the old man laughed, frantically adding sky-high prices:

For example, this poor boy in the troupe is a clumsy, unresponsive honest baby, who never speaks of love, he has no experience in love, and he didn't know that there was a difference between men and women until he met this woman. ”

"Oh oh," shouted someone in the midst of the laughter, "isn't that a fool?

For example, he doesn't have a skill, no ambition, no ability, and he is currently the most inconspicuous errand worker, and I don't know how he will develop in the future. ”

People have begun to shake their heads and sigh: "This is definitely not good, absolutely no fun." ”

For example, the noble woman never looked at him squarely, or even looked down on him. ”

"Definitely. Girls must like to be both talented and good-looking, so why do you want to be inconspicuous?"

"—For example, the beautiful woman he admires is already married!"

There was a crackle, not only did the chopsticks, soup spoons, and wine glasses fall to the ground, but also from everyone's open mouths, the food and soup that were almost swallowed to the stomach were also sprayed on the ground.

"This, old man, don't look at your age, you are avant-garde enough. The woman is already married? Snatching someone else's wife? Cool! Come on, come on, go on!"

"Old man, do you want to continue to increase the size?"

"Of course it's more!" the storyteller patted the table, and came to a more exciting one.

"—For another example, her husband is still a high-ranking official, the kind who holds military power!"

"Huh?" everyone stared at the big eyeballs, their eardrums shook and shook, and then they crackled and asked, "Did the girl give birth to a baby?"

The royal official in the box paused and smiled: "There are such miracles in the world. It's funny. ”

"Shi Yu, this, this kind of thing. Madame Bailing was so ashamed that she almost wanted to close her ears and not listen to the filthy story told by the old man, and she wanted to close her eyes and not look at her husband, who was so interested in recording and using her imagination to supplement all kinds of directions and details. Her delicate skin was white and red, and the redness extended to the base of her neck.

"Madame, isn't it interesting that this man can catch up?" said the royal officer.

"Off...... What's my business? This should be considered a banned book, and I can't talk about it. ”

The imperial officer raised his eyes and looked at her in a panic, a little distant: "I forgot that Madame likes spring and white snow, if Madame is uncomfortable listening to it, ask them to tell a different story?"

As soon as the imperial official was relieved, Mrs. Bailing gave up first, and hurriedly said: "Don't, the restaurant invited the old gentleman to tell the story, and of course they decide what to say." We just came to taste the food, and rashly came forward to accuse people, so that people could not see it well. ”

I had expected such an answer from my wife. The imperial officer smiled, didn't say anything, and continued to write.

Zhi'er whispered in Xiaocui's ear: "My sister is very thin-skinned and can't make jokes at all." How fun it is for orcs to love, my brother-in-law is so talented, writing a new book will definitely cause a sensation in Jiuding Kingdom. ”

Xiao Cui sighed and agreed: "Listen, my son, Madame doesn't dare to mention the words 'orc love', and always replaces it with 'that story' and 'that kind of plot'." That's what she did, and she couldn't talk to the royal officials about going together. Oops, I'm dying. ”

Mrs. Bailing glared back at the two of them: "Little child, what are you muttering?" ”

Zhi'er stuck out her tongue: "Orcs sound funny." Actually, sister, there are a lot of stories like this, right? I don't often hear that the white snake spirit is in love with someone or something, and it is quite widely circulated. Didn't my brother-in-law write a book about the fox fighting the dragon king before?

The imperial officer couldn't help but laugh: "Have you seen it?"

Xiao Cui was very curious: "How can the fox spirit fight the Dragon King?"

"Don't talk nonsense. Lady Bailing deliberately raised her hand to hit him.

Zhi'er shrunk into a ball very cooperatively: "Sister, don't beat me, I was wrong." Then coquettishly, "Actually, my brother-in-law's book of the fox fighting the dragon king is very good, sister, you don't usually read these, how much do you miss." I'll give you a rough introduction, what my brother-in-law wrote, not the kind of old-fashioned story that has been told 860 times when the fox seduces people, but in the book he wrote, it was a good girl who fell in love with a free boy, but was jealous and turned into a fox spirit. The fox spirit helped kill the dragon king, but the result was not rewarded, and in the end he was killed. You see, my brother-in-law's book is novel and rare, and the words are very poignant. ”