Chapter 0061: Seven Brothers

With a snap, the eggshell was cracked a little.

"Damn, who's smashing me!?"

Inside the egg, there was a childish voice.

If you look closely, there is indeed a small figure curled up inside, exactly the same as the previous three-inch villain.

Nima, there are really villains in it!

Tan Yushu was even more surprised, and he couldn't even imagine it.

The various monsters in this other world have subverted Tan Yushu's cognition and imagination.

The previous villain laughed and said, "Fourth brother, you can climb out." ”

"Third brother, I still want to sleep in......"

The villain in the eggshell stretched his waist, stretched his body, completely broke the eggshell, and jumped out.

He was also about three inches long, and he was also a little boy with no clothes on his body.

Tan Yushu was worried that this little monster would be bad, so he hurriedly rolled up a branch, tied his brothers together, and shouted, "You little monster, what is the way to come from?" ”

The villain was very aggrieved, pouted and said: "You demon tree is so unreasonable, you broke the egg and called me out, and now you are asking me where I came from." I ask you, what is the way you are coming from when you stand on the side of the road with your neck crooked? ”

"......" Tan Yushu was speechless for a while.

The villain who came out first said: "Fourth, this crooked-necked demon tree is an elm pimple, and his IQ is not high. Your question is too profound for him to answer. ”

The fourth nodded: "Got it, third brother." ”

Tan Yushu's tree nodule flashed with inspiration, and blurted out, "Hey, how many little children do you have, how many brothers?" ”

The fourth laughed and said, "I don't know how many brothers there are, I only know that I have three brothers above and three younger brothers below." ”

Damn, seven gourd babies, or seven dwarfs?

Tan Yushu deliberately pretended to be confused and said: "The top three, the bottom three, that's the six brothers!" ”

The third and fourth laughed together: "Haha, it's really an elm pimple, obviously it's seven brothers!" ”

Tan Yushu continued to pretend and said, "It turned out that there were seven brothers, but why did you stay in the eggs? ”

The fourth sighed and said, "Seeing that you are so stupid, I will tell you." We seven brothers were originally eggs, but they were not eggs. ”

Tan Yushu was suspicious: "What kind of egg is that?" ”

"It's a wild egg!" The third said.

Day dog, wild eggs are not eggs?

Tan Yushu complained in his heart, and asked again: "Why do wild eggs become villains?" Is your father, and the pheasant...... Got a leg? ”

The third and fourth shook their heads together: "It's not clear, in short, we were born with wild eggs, and we don't know who our father is." It was the old lady Ji who picked us up from the ravine. ”

Tan Yushu nodded at the tree: "It turned out to be seven orphans, it's really pitiful...... By the way, you still have five brothers, where are they? ”

The third brother said: "The eldest brother and the second brother broke out in the morning and went out to play." The fifth brother, the sixth brother and the seventh brother should still be at Mrs. Ji's house. ”

Tan Yushu finally understood.

The two eggs that Mrs. Ji didn't see were run away with her long legs, and no one stole her.

Poor Tan Si was wronged once.

What's even more pitiful is Leng Qiu, who was not only wronged, but also exposed all the black history, and ruined the image of the old master!

The third child struggled for a moment and said, "Crooked neck demon tree, your questions are all asked, can you let us go?" ”

"No, you can't!"

Tan Yushu decisively refused.

hasn't figured out the details of these seven brothers yet, Tan Yushu can't let them go casually.

The fourth child glared: "What do you want to do before you are willing to let us go?" Tell you, my eldest brother and second brother are very powerful, beware of them coming over and cutting you down by the roots! ”

The third child added: "There are also our fifth, sixth, and seventh brothers, who are also very powerful!" ”

Tan Yushu smiled: "Really? How powerful are your eldest brother and second brother? You seven brothers, what are your skills, tell me about them? ”

The fourth grinned and said:

"If you want to talk about the ability of our seven brothers, it will scare you so much that you pee into your crotch. For example, I have good eyesight. Thousands of miles away when a mosquito flies, I can see male and female! My third brother has good ears and can hear any movement thousands of miles away. Even if the earthworm hides in the ground and farts, he can hear it. ”

Damn, isn't this the clairvoyant in the gourd baby?

Tan Yushu was happy and said with a smile: "Fourth, are you bragging?" Show me, the village chief of Mopan Village, what are you doing now? ”

The fourth child pursed his lips, and a golden light suddenly released from his eyes, shooting towards Mopan Village.

Then, the fourth child's face turned red, and he quickly turned his head and shouted: "You can't look at it, you can't see it, the village chief and his old wife are doing that kind of shameless thing!" ”

Tan Yushu didn't believe it, and his mind followed the underground roots and instantly transferred to Mopan Village.

Then, a thin root emerges from the ground of the village chief's bedroom.

I'm rubbing, the fourth child is right, the village chief is in the bed, and his old wife are doing that kind of indescribable thing......

This one is old, and he is so energetic!

Tan Yushu hurriedly retracted his thoughts and returned to the crooked neck tree.

The fourth didn't know the magic power of the crooked neck tree, and shouted: "If you don't believe it, you can go over and take a look for yourself." ”

The third said: "Fourth, you forgot, the crooked neck tree can't walk, how to see it?" ”

Tan Yushu thought for a while and said, "Okay, okay, I believe in you." I'm ...... now Let you go, but to make it clear, you must not be my enemy in the future, otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind. ”

For the gourd baby brothers, Tan Yushu didn't want to offend.

If you don't let go of the third and fourth brothers, it is estimated that the remaining five brothers will come to make trouble.

It's best if everyone is okay.

The third child was overjoyed and said, "Okay, as long as you let us go, we will never be your enemy." And, you can be friends. ”

The fourth child also nodded: "Yes, our seven brothers can move over and live in your tree hole......"

Paralyzed, hit me with the idea of a tree hole again!

Tan Yushu was unhappy and said, "I don't want to be friends with you, let's go, don't come in the future!" ”

The third and fourth pouted, jumped off the tree together, spread their short legs, and swished towards Mopan Village......

After running several feet away, the third child suddenly turned around and shouted: "Crooked neck, twenty miles to the north, there are several huge rhinoceros coming, and they say, I want to kill you!" ”

Tan Yushu was stunned for a moment and asked, "How do you know?" ”

"You forget, I'm the ear of the wind, and I can hear them." The third child grinned, pulled the fourth child and left.

Tan Yushu was stunned for a moment, hurriedly released his roots, caught up with the third and fourth brothers, entangled the two brothers again, and said, "You come back for me, and then leave!" ”

The third and fourth were powerless to struggle, shouted bad luck, and scolded: "Crooked neck demon tree, you are revenge." We kindly remind you, but you bind us! ”