Chapter 32: The Smell of Vinegar
Yikes! What are you two doing?
As soon as Li Yuan entered the door, he happened to see the scene of Hu Jingjing pressing Qin Wuming under him, and immediately exclaimed.
Hu Jingjing was wrapped around Qin Wuming's body like an octopus at this moment, especially her two legs, pinned to Qin Wuming's waist.
I don't know, I thought it was a female knight riding a horse.
At this moment, Qin Wuming felt as if he was being pressed by a huge and incomparably heavy object, and he couldn't even gasp for breath, so he could only stare at his eyes and stick out his tongue, panting heavily, like a hot dog.
I subconsciously wanted to push it away, but it turned out to be pushed to two soft mountains, which felt good, but I couldn't push it.
But this kind of scene, in Li Yuan's eyes, became Qin Wuming's cooperation below.
The person on top was covered in dirt and had loose hair, and he couldn't recognize who it was, but his ass was round and his legs were quite white, and he was obviously a woman.
Li Yuan suddenly felt that her brain was congested, and a murderous anger burst out of her heart.
So, she immediately picked up a broom behind the door and slammed it, this palace killed you dog men and women, dare to do such a thing in my house!
In her eyes, the two people on the ground at this time were no longer people, but two dogs with their stomachs sticking together.
She was going to use a broom to separate the two dogs, and she was determined not to let them finish the good deeds.
Yes!
The next moment, the broom in Li Yuan's hand hit Hu Jingjing's arm, and as soon as she was in pain, she screamed and turned over.
Yuanyuan, it's me!
Hu Jingjing covered her arms a little embarrassed, and hurriedly shouted, if she didn't shout, the next broom would fall on her face.
Jingjing, why are you, how did you become like this!
Li Yuan was startled, and when she saw it, under the messy hair, it was really Hu Jingjing's face, and she threw the broom at the moment and said hurriedly.
I
Ahem!
As soon as Hu Jingjing was about to explain, Qin Wuming coughed violently and sat up.
Call!
Hu Jingjing came together, and he felt that the heavy object on his body disappeared, so comfortable.
This feeling of blushing and thick neck was only experienced when he was still an ordinary person, and he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Okay, I said I wanted you to go home, but I didn't let you go home and steal my girlfriend!
Li Yuan said with a straight face.
Qin Wuming was speechless, and hurriedly said, it's really not what you think, you see, my pants are still on.
As he spoke, he pointed to his side.
It's okay not to mention this, but it's even more embarrassing to mention this.
Poof!
Hu Jingjing on the side laughed directly.
Li Yuan's face also turned red, and she said angrily: It's not ashamed.
Qin Wuming looked down, okay, what a big tent!
It was the first time in thousands of years that such an embarrassing thing had happened to Qin Wuming.
He was speechless, so he could only cast a spell in secret, and quickly dispersed the blood that had gathered somewhere.
How did you get to this point?
Qin Wuming didn't know where to start, so he explained the matter in front of him, and when he was thinking about how to speak, Li Yuan didn't ask him, but turned around and asked Hu Jingjing worriedly.
Hu Jingjing glanced at Qin Wuming.
With a look, Qin Wuming's heart suddenly tightened, and he was afraid that she would talk nonsense at this moment.
Seeing Qin Wuming's nervous look, a look of pride flashed in Hu Jingjing's eyes, and he immediately told Li Yuan about being kidnapped by Lin Fan.
Hearing that she didn't add oil and vinegar, Qin Wuming breathed a sigh of relief, okay, okay, finally didn't talk nonsense.
Damn Inhuman, he could do that kind of thing!
Li Yuan said in an atmosphere after listening.
Okay, okay, you see I'm okay now. Hu Jingjing comforted Li Yuan instead.
Li Yuan snorted, look at your current appearance, you have become a beggar's wife, go wash and change your clothes.
Hu Jingjing grinned, I know!
With that, she went straight to the bathroom.
Qin Wuming didn't dare to interject until he and Li Yuan were the only two people left in the living room, and then he smiled and said: Look, I'll just say it, it's a misunderstanding.
Li Yuan gave him a blank look, grabbed his ears and went to the bedroom.
Although Qin Wuming didn't feel pain, he could only pretend to be in pain, grinning and begging for mercy: Hiss, pain, light.
Li Yuan worked harder.
Okay, it turned out that it was the hero who saved the beauty.
After closing the door, Li Yuan gritted his silver teeth and said.
Qin Wuming cracked his mouth and said: She is your best friend, I can't see death without saving her.
I think you're lustful! She pressed you so much, why didn't you push it away, I see that you just wanted to quietly suppress you for a while, isn't it beautiful. Li Yuan squinted his eyes and said coldly.
Qin Wuring swore to the sky, really, I was really about to be crushed to death by her, her body was as heavy as Mount Tai, I couldn't push her.
Li Yuan twisted the two fingers of his ear and turned: Is that what you call pushing? You call it touching! Isn't it bigger than mine!
Qin Wuming wants to cry without tears, it is difficult to argue, forget it, don't explain it, the more you explain, the darker it becomes.
You have such a big ability, how can you not push her a weak woman, I think you are lying down on purpose, is it that if I come a little later, you two will succeed in making peace?
Li Yuan said with a look of disbelief.
Qin Wuming said with a serious expression, you forgot, when you asked me to carry her back yesterday, I said that I couldn't carry her, it was true, I really couldn't carry her, I didn't know what was going on, her weight was comparable to Mount Tai.
Cut, nonsense. Li Yuan still didn't believe it.
Qin Wuming hurriedly chased after him and said: I'm sure that you, your best friend, is definitely not an ordinary person, she has secrets that I can't even see through.
Li Yuan pursed her lips, quietly one pound lighter than me, what a secret.
Qin Wuming saw that she still didn't believe it, so he said: You hug me now and try it.
Li Yuan twisted his head, I don't rarely hug you.
Qin Wuming said: I didn't watch the joke, you can try it.
Li Yuan saw that his expression was solemn, and he really didn't mean to joke, so he tried to hug him immediately.
You pick me up.
Qin Wuming hurriedly said.
Li Yuan glanced at him suspiciously, then used a little force in his hand and lifted it up.
As a result, she was surprised to find that Qin Wuming was as light as a feather, and she almost couldn't help but throw him out.
Why are you so light!
Li Yuan was startled and hurriedly said.
Qin Wuming smiled, stand up again, you try again now.
Li Yuan hugged Qin Wuming curiously, and then gently forced, and found that he didn't move at all. It was like a wooden stake, nailed to the ground.
She didn't believe in evil, and tried a few more times, but found that she really couldn't hold Qin Wuming anymore.
I used a spell, so I can make my body as light as a feather at any time and as heavy as Mount Tai at any time, but Hu Jingjing is just an ordinary person, but I can't hold her, do you say she can be an ordinary person?
Qin Wuming said at this time.
Li Yuan wondered, but I can hold her.
Qin Wuming smiled bitterly and said, this is what I can't figure out.
Li Yuan's eyes were full of doubts, but Qin Wuming spread his hands and said, he couldn't explain this kind of thing.
Then I'd better ask her if she knows about it.
Li Yuan said.
Qin Wuming shook her head and said, I'm afraid that she doesn't know what's going on.
No way. Li Yuan said in disbelief.
Qin Wuming said, you can try.
Alas, forget it, I'm too lazy to pay attention to these strange things, you stay alone, I'm going to get new clothes for Jingjing.
Li Yuan waved his hand uninterestedly.
After that, she left the bedroom directly and went to find Hu Jingjing.
Qin Wuming let out a sigh of relief, that Hu Jingjing was simply a trouble, and she was not her own woman in her previous life, what kind of fun was she making around!
The great river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky participate in the Beidou
At this time, the mobile phone rang.
Qin Wuming hurriedly took out his mobile phone, and when he saw that it was Zhou Dashao, he immediately picked it up and said: Boy, you'd better give me an explanation that can convince me why you ran away, otherwise I'll go over and break your leg now.
Zhou Dashao hurriedly said: Brother, you don't know, that Hu Jingjing is so terrifying, I would rather come back and be beaten by my father than fall into her hands, that woman is simply not human!
Qin Wuming cried when he heard Zhou Dashao speak, and hurriedly asked: Why?
Zhou Dashao sighed and said: Brother, you don't know, I am a great heavenly master, and I can't even take one of her palms, and the key is that I still think he doesn't have any strength.
You're saying that she actually has a way in her? Qin Wuming said with a frown.
Zhou Dashao said: No, she is an ordinary person.
Qin Wuming hurriedly asked, don't you think she is particularly heavy, as heavy as Mount Tai.
Zhou Dashao was puzzled, heavy? It's not heavy, I think Sister Jingjing is only about ninety pounds, and it's heavy there.
Qin Wuming frowned, where are you now, hurry up, I'll send you the address immediately!
Zhou Dashao said cautiously: Is Sister Jingjing still there?
Qin Wuming directly said with a black face: Yes, but if you dare not come, Lao Tzu will go to you now, and when I find you, I will beat your out.
Don't don't, I can't do it right now, don't be angry. :
Zhou Dashao hurriedly said.
Qin Wuming didn't speak anymore and hung up the phone directly.
Get ready and go out with us.
At this moment, Li Yuan pushed open the door again.
Qin Wuming couldn't refuse, and just as he was about to call Zhou Dashao again, he heard a beep on his mobile phone.
Zhou Dashao sent a WeChat message: Brother, come to Golden Eagle Shopping Mall!
At the same time, he heard Li Yuan and Hu Jingjing say that they must go to Golden Eagle to buy more clothes this time, they haven't been there for a long time.