Xia Shangzhou, who was stabbed inexplicably, instantly exploded: "Grandson, can you speak?" If you can't speak, just fart! Your fart sounds better than what you say! ”

Lu Benben: "I'm telling the truth, imagine that in the future party, Song Chaoxi will take his daughter-in-law, I will take my wife, the boss will take my junior sister, and you will be alone......"

Xia Shangzhou: "What's wrong with being alone?" You're all married, and I'm the overlord of the 501 dormitory! ”

Lu Benben: "Cut, are you sure it's a bully, not a bully?" ”

Xia Shangzhou: "You know a bird, there is a saying, have you heard of it, the food you eat is the king of dogs, referred to as the overlord, Wang Wang......"

"Now, I finally understand a profound sentence, people are invincible!" Lu Ben held his forehead, looked directly at Lin Jiage, and changed the topic: "Boss, have you figured out how to confess to the junior sister?" ”

"No ......" Lin Jiage shook his head: "...... That's why I'm here to ask you. ”

Xia Shangzhou: "This ...... I haven't confessed either, otherwise I would ask Song Chaoxi? After all, he had a girlfriend in his freshman year......"

Lin Jiage almost didn't hesitate, and vetoed: "Song Chaoxi's is unreliable." ”

Song Chaoxi was in his freshman year, he went out with his current girlfriend, the two of them drank too much, and then made a bet with the strength of wine, one said believe it or not, I slept with you, and the other said that you came to sleep, and then the two of them slept together, and then they were together...... This obviously doesn't fit his and the soft bun's personality!

Xia Shangzhou: "That's right, Song Chaoxi's feelings are obviously after falling asleep, so boss, how do you want to confess?" ”

"This, I know!" Lu Ben volunteered and said with great interest, while clicking on his mobile phone: "At this moment, I have to rely on the novels I read, I will save the most classic confession scenes in those novels, boss, listen, I will read it to you......"

"In "The National Husband Brings Home", the male protagonist took the female protagonist back to their campus, and confessed on the playground, the male protagonist made a lot of colored lanterns, and also got a very valuable diamond ring ......"

"The male protagonist in "I Like You at That Time" confessed behind his yard, made a lot of balloons, and under each balloon, there was a love word, and then the male protagonist also put the ring in his mouth, and when he kissed the female protagonist, he sent it to her mouth......"

"In "Billions of Stars Are Not as Good as You", it is the female protagonist who confesses to the male protagonist, but I think it can also be used if it is reversed, it is the female protagonist who stood on the stage of the award ceremony after winning the award, and confessed to the male protagonist in the century, what to say, I don't want this world, I just want you to ......"

"And "To My Beloved You", when the male protagonist confessed, he turned out all the photos of him and her female protagonist from childhood to adulthood, and he also got a helicopter to sprinkle rose petals......"

“……”

Lu Ben chattered for a long time, and then after finishing speaking, he spoke: "...... Boss, you choose, you're done choosing, leave the rest to me, and when I confess to my wife, continue to use it. ”

[Digression: 9 years ago, on June 18th, I stepped into the world of online literature, nine years later, I stepped into the tenth year of my writing career, Lu Ben's words, can be regarded as a short review, the stories I have written over the years, thank you for having you, Dragon Boat Festival is healthy. ]