Chapter 46: Leaving in tears
The three gringos are confident, especially the two who are at home in this country.
When I see a beautiful woman, I basically think it's better to pretend to be a gentleman, and I can get it to bed nine times out of ten.
Therefore, when they saw the four daughters of the Peach Blossom Fairy, they were already looking forward to the good things in bed at night.
Before and after, David held a glass of red wine and said to Xiaolongnu in standard Mandarin:
"Hello, my name is David, I don't have any friends in this country, can I get to know you?"
The little dragon girl looked back at David, and then said in a cold voice:
"Fanbang barbarian, get out of here."
David was stunned, and he didn't understand what it meant.
However, Chen Zile listened very comfortably, thinking about the background of the Song Dynasty where Xiaolongnu was located, it was also very powerful.
Foreign Fanbang was a fart at that time, that is, the Fanbang barbarian in the mouth of Xiaolongnu.
So Xiaolongnu's attitude towards this David is really condescending, and she doesn't take him seriously at all.
David didn't know it yet, and continued: "Beauty, can you find a place to sit down and drink and chat?" ”
The little dragon girl frowned, and said impatiently: "Get out!" ”
At this time, Bob said to Li Bao'er, "Hey, this beautiful girl, can I talk to you alone?" ”
Li Bao'er is even more dick, no way, she is a princess of the Tang Dynasty, and her grandmother is Wu Zetian, is this still possible?
Li Bao'er herself is a very domineering woman in history, with great ambitions, and she wants to compete in martial arts.
At that time, the surrounding countries all paid tribute to the Tang Dynasty, which can be described as coming from year to year.
As a princess, Li Bao'er didn't take foreign countries in her eyes at all.
So, she said to Bob very unceremoniously:
"You foreigner, don't you look at what your identity is? Worthy of talking to me, too? ”
Bob was also stunned!
At the same time, Del also said to the Peach Blossom Fairy:
"Little sister, you are really beautiful, like an angel."
The Peach Blossom Fairy said with a look of disdain: "Please don't compare me with you birdmen in the West, in your eyes, birdmen are very beautiful?" It's disgusting. ”
After speaking, the Peach Blossom Fairy turned her head and left.
At this time, Chen Zile couldn't help laughing, and said to the fairy in the east that she was like an angel in the west, and this foreigner really knew how to chat.
So, all three foreigners failed.
This has taken them a blow, how is that possible? It's obviously a tried and tested method, why can't it work today?
David was unwilling, and finally looked at the female monster wisteria.
"Beauty, interested ......"
"Yes, why don't we find a place where no one is around?" Without waiting for David to finish, Wisteria took the initiative to say.
David was stunned for a moment, then smiled, and looked at Bob and Del at the same time, which clearly meant: See? There are still girls who throw them into their arms.
So he said to the wisteria, "Then let's go?" ”
Wisteria looked at Bob and Del and said, "Aren't you two together?" ”
As soon as he heard this, both eyes lit up, and Bob smiled and said:
"It turns out that this sexy lady likes a lot of people, exciting, and I like it too."
Wisteria smiled and led the three foreigners upstairs.
Upstairs was the sleeping room, and there was no one at the moment, so David wanted to reach out and touch the wisteria.
Wisteria dodged away, then turned back and said, "Can't wait here......"
"yes, I've never seen you so beautiful and sexy, I can't stand it anymore, come on, baby......"
As he spoke, the three of them surrounded the wisteria, and they all rubbed their hands.
Wisteria smiled happily and said, "I can't wait, so ...... Let's get started......"
When the words fell, I saw her beautiful face and sexy figure distorted, and the next moment it turned into purple rattans.
The face directly turned into countless wisteria flowers, although it was very beautiful, but at the moment, this scene scared the expressions of the three foreigners to cramp.
A person suddenly turned into a humanoid wisteria flower, how scary is this?
Immediately, the crotch of the three foreigners dripped water and ran downstairs with a scream.
Along the way, I didn't care about making people laugh at their wet crotch, just ran desperately, very embarrassed.
When Chen Zile saw this scene, he smiled and said to himself:
"Being scared like this by wisteria, I guess I will be scared when I see oriental beauties in the future, right?"
After the wisteria came down, it pretended that nothing had happened, and it was wilted and wilted.
This birthday party is full of young people, some people are interested in beautiful women, and some beautiful women are interested in handsome guys.
So, someone finally noticed Chen Zile sitting in the corner.
Suddenly, a beautiful woman came over to talk to Chen Zile and provided Chen Zile with handsome value.
Soon, Chen Zile was surrounded by several beauties and became the most popular boy in the audience.
Even the two foreigners left at Jean's party were a little jealous.
So, here's the trouble!
A tall and strong foreigner came over, and he had called the three foreigners before the few of them refused, so he didn't make up his mind about the little dragon girl.
However, I am not happy that Chen Zile has attracted so many girls.
After the two foreigners came over, the tall and strong foreigner said to Chen Zile:
"Hey, kid, you're what many people often call a little white face, hahaha, look at your skinny physique, I don't know how long you can last in bed."
Another foreigner also said: "No, no, no, you can't look at him like this, you can't satisfy his woman, hahaha, it's useless." ”
Chen Zile didn't expect that there were two foreigners who actually took the initiative to provoke him, so he sneered and said:
"A wild man with long hair and no evolution really lacks quality!"
The two foreigners were stunned for a moment, and then one said angrily: "What did you say? Boy, believe it or not, I can kill you with one punch? ”
Chen Zile said lightly: "The country is wide open, and you are welcome to come in a civilized manner." But if it is rampant, let you cry and leave! ”
At this time, many people came to see the excitement, but no one came out to stand on Chen Zile's side.
Of course, he didn't need anyone's help.
The two gringos both looked at Chen Zile fiercely, and one of the strong guys clenched his fists and smashed Chen Zile's face and said:
"Boy, who do you think you are? I'm going to smash your face today. ”
Chen Zile indifferently watched the foreigner slowly punch like a baboon.
Then he kicked out quickly and kicked the guy in the stomach.
The strength is well controlled, and it won't kill this guy, but this kick is enough to hurt for a year and a half.
At this time, another foreigner shouted angrily when he saw this, picked up a chair and pulled it at Chen Zile.
Chen Zile quickly grabbed the chair, and then picked up the wine bottle next to him and smashed it on the foreigner's forehead.
With a bang, the foreigner's wine was mixed with the blood that flowed, and he screamed in pain.
At this time, Chen Zile stepped forward and said condescendingly to the two foreigners:
"The land of Huaxia is not a place where barbarians like you can go wild, get out!"