Syllable!

The bandit leader pumped it with a big mouth again.

"Mom, it's just a bunch of robbers here, and you're going to catch it. It's not you, is it the crooked-necked tree that is talking? ”

Seems to make a lot of sense.

Li Jia cried with a sad face, powerless to refute.

He didn't know who was talking, so he had to carry the pot on his back.

Tan Yushu was also speechless, the IQ of this bandit leader is not as good as Parrot Er, how did he become the leader of the bandits?

This boss's position was won by guessing boxing, right? Or did you bribe the little bandits?

The leader of the bandits tore the clothes on Li Jia's chest, drew a short knife, and was about to disembowel him to avenge his brother.

"Whirring ......"

Tan Yushu didn't bother to talk nonsense, and directly urged the demonic wind and evil qi to pounce on the bandit leader.

He didn't want to save Li Jia, but he didn't want Li Jia to die here.

In case Li Jia dies here and no one collects the body, a few days later, the corpse must be stinking.

Isn't it a terrible scenery?

Therefore, Tan Yushu planned to strike first and make Li Jia and this dry bandit all half-paralyzed.

Half of the body is not successful, and there is still half of the body can be completed.

In this way, they can crawl away on their own, lest they die here and spoil the air here.

Sou!

A thin wisp of demonic wind burst out of the hollow of the tree, circled along the trunk of the tree, and blew on the wrist of the bandit leader with a knife.

When!

The leader of the robbers shuddered, and the short knife in his hand fell to the ground.

"Damn, why are you so ...... Cold!? ”

The leader of the robbers was agitated, and looked at his curled and twitching hands in disbelief: "My hands ...... Why did the chicken feet go crazy all of a sudden? ”

Sou!

The demon wind continued to move forward and poured into the mouth of the bandit leader!

Plop.

The bandit fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and his whole body twitched.

"Boss, King!"

The little bandits were stunned, and hurriedly rushed forward, hurriedly scrambled, pinched the leader of the bandits, and shouted indiscriminately: "What's wrong with you, king? King! ”

The bandit leader tilted half of his face, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, and said vaguely: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts...... Li Jiahui Demon ...... Kill him! ”

The little bandits reacted, hurriedly picked up the guy, and slashed at Li Jia.

Whew...... Sou!

Tan Yushu continued to urge the demonic wind and evil spirit, and knocked down two more bandits.

"Damn, Li Jia's demon method is so powerful?" The remaining bandits did not dare to move any further, and were terrified.

Li Jia couldn't figure out what was going on.

But he knew that the situation in front of him was in his favor, and with a roll of his eyes, he searched the troubled waters and the fox faked the tiger's might, and shouted:

"I have the immortal law in my body, and I am invulnerable, you bandits quickly let me go, otherwise, I will let you all be half paralyzed and lie on the ground!"

As soon as the words fell, Tan Yushu urged another demonic wind.

This time, the demon wind pounced on Li Jia.

The demon wind blew, and the rope on Li Jia's body broke, inch by inch like ash.

Then, Li Jia's mouth crooked, and he also fell to the ground with a thud.

The face landed, and the nosebleed prolonged.

Last time, the Flying Leaf Demon Knife killed the bandits, but let Li Jia pretend to be forced to receive the reward.

Today, Tan Yushu is by no means accustomed to Li Jia!

The robbers were even more frightened, and each took a few steps back, helpless.

Tan Yushu smiled: "When I pretend to be forced, no one is allowed to pretend to be forced!" Li Jia, you are also an old fritter in the rivers and lakes, why are you so ignorant? ”

Li Jia was already half paralyzed, his mouth was still gnawing on mud, and he couldn't answer.

The robbers who were good at their hands and feet were even more frightened, holding their weapons and looking around, and scolding one after another:

"Who's talking? Who's pretending? Get out of here, I'm going to chop you into a pulp! ”

"The heroes of Tai Sui Mountain are here, who dares to pretend to be forced to get out of here!?"

"The sky and the earth are big, Tai Sui Mountain is the largest, if you dare to pretend to be forced in front of us, you will have to die!"

The robbers were terrified, but the dead ducks had hard mouths, and they spoke big words to embolden themselves.

Tan Yushu was about to scold, but suddenly shut up.

Because he saw an old man with a white beard, dressed in a Taoist robe, quietly appear behind the robbers!

Tan Yushu was busy pretending to be forced just now, and he didn't see how the old way came from.

A person who can suddenly appear out of thin air is definitely a master.

Moreover, Tan Yushu saw that Lao Dao's body was faintly covered with a layer of red light and purple qi, and he was by no means an ordinary person.

So Tan Yushu hurriedly shut up, and restrained his demonic energy, and honestly made a crooked neck tree.

The robbers knew nothing about the old man's arrival, and they were still scolding.

The old man snorted and said, "Are the robbers of Tai Sui Mountain very awesome? Lao Tzu is just pretending to be a force here, can't he? ”

"Who!?"

The robbers realized that there was someone behind them, and hurriedly turned around.

The old man snorted his beard and sneered.

The robbers looked at Lao Dao, and finally breathed a sigh of relief, and scolded: "Old fellow, it turns out that you have always been pretending to be a ghost? You know that we are bandits from Tai Sui Mountain, and you dare to pretend to be forced in front of us, are you tired of being alive? ”

The robbers were mortal with the naked eye, and when they saw that this old man was not good-looking, they were not very afraid of him.

They felt that everyone could hack this old bastard to death if they rushed up.

Lao Dao laughed and nodded:

"That's right, I'm just tired of being alive."

"I've lived for 1.3 million years, and I'm really tired of it!"

"So I'm pretending to be forced everywhere just to get people to beat me to death."

"You brothers, if you kill me, I will thank you eight generations of ancestors!"

it, live for 1.3 million years?

Pretending to be forced everywhere, just asking for a death?

Tan Yushu suddenly wanted to pee and was scared.

"Hahaha......"

But the bandits laughed loudly, pointed their knives at the old way, and scolded:

"Old man, you can really pretend to be forced and interrupt our train of thought! Lived for 1.3 million years? The old Wang Ba of the East China Sea can't do it. I look at you like a bear, you are only one hundred and thirty years old at most......"

Lao Dao was furious, and suddenly raised his hand and opened his five fingers.

But I saw a light and shadow spread out from Lao Dao's hand, and it turned into a giant hand in an instant!

The five fingers of the giant hand were folded, and all the robbers and Li Jia had been grasped in the palm of their hands!

There were also horses that the robbers rode on.

A group of robbers and Li Jia were shrouded by the illusory giant hand, and their bodies gradually shrank, like small mice under a super large excavator.

"Mom, Lao Tzu, as the Immortal King of the Ten Directions, I have experienced the beginning of chaos and the great catastrophe of the desolation, and I have cultivated for 1.3 million years, and hundreds of millions of miles of void are for me to roam. I'm in your mortal world today, pretending to be a coerce on the territory of the human race?? Not convinced? I don't accept you to beat me! ”

Lao Dao gritted his teeth, and the illusory giant hand slowly contracted, and the illusion disappeared, becoming his original hand.

The robbers and Li Jia all turned into little ants and curled up in the palms of the old way.

"The day ghost, a few humble mortals, dare not let the old man pretend. You're out of luck! ”

Lao Dao snorted.

Rise!

In his palm, a flame suddenly flashed.

The robbers and Li Jia disappeared in an instant, as well as their horses and weapons, all turned into steam and disappeared in a flash.

Only a trace of gray-white ash that was barely visible remained in the palm of Lao Dao's palm.

Nima, this is terrifying!

Tan Yushu was so frightened that he lost consciousness and looked at Lao Dao pretending to be forced blankly.

No, people are not pretending, they are really awesome!

"Hehe, don't let me pretend, this is the end!"

Lao Dao laughed, patted the ashes in his hand, and turned to leave.

Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief, wishing that this old guy who had lived for 1.3 million years would leave quickly.

"No...... right"

The old man took two steps, but turned back again, looked left and right, unbuttoned his trouser belt, and flashed the head of the gun at the crooked neck tree: "Paralysis, I haven't peed for three thousand years, let's pee......"

I wipe, is there a mistake!?

Tan Yushu scolded in his heart.

The dignified immortal king of the ten directions, who has experienced the beginning of chaos and the great catastrophe of the desolation, has cultivated for 1.3 million years, and has traveled hundreds of millions of miles in the void, and he actually defecates everywhere in the mortal world!

MMP, it's so immoral!

Also the fairy king? What is the difference between this quality and Murahan Tan Si?

A soak of urine that has been held for 3,000 years, you want to smoke Lao Tzu to death!

Tan Yushu dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, and silently swore in his heart:

In the future, if you have supernatural powers, the first thing you will do is to hang a sign on your crooked neck.

A few big words are written on it: It is forbidden to defecate here!

Uh, the back...... Add a few more murderous red letters: offenders confiscate tools!