“……”

Tan Yushu resisted the urge to vomit blood and asked:

"Ever since I learned my "Chaos Hongmeng Cave Xuantai Void True Sutra", isn't it...... My waist is no longer sore, my back doesn't hurt, I don't have to get up to pee at night, and it's not hard to climb five ridges in one go? ”

"That's it, that's it!" Niu Er nodded again and again, grinning.

"Okay, go home and continue practicing. In time, it will become a great thing! Tan Yushu said.

"Disciple obeys the order of the Immortal Master!" Niu Erfu went back to cultivation in a hurry.

Tan Yushu was speechless.

One of his own exercises can make Niu Er dizzy.

If you open an immortal cultivation training class in this other world, you will definitely make super money!

Niu Er had just left, and Parrot Er came.

"Haha, good morning, Daisen!"

Parrot Er flew around the crooked neck tree, looked at it in all directions, and said, "Hey, the recovery is good, sure enough, the more attacked you are, the faster your cultivation grows......"

Sou!

Tan Yushu flew out of a branch and strangled Parrot Er's neck: "Bastard, you still dare to come!?" ”

The second parrot was shocked and shouted: "Daxian spares his life, Daxian spares his life, if you have something to say, where did I offend you?" ”

Still pretending to be confused?

Tan Yushu used a little force to roll his eyes.

"Daisen...... You make me understand why ......," parrot two shouted with difficulty, flapping his wings.

"Okay, I'll let you die!"

Tan Yushu sneered and asked, "What hatred and what hatred, last night, you attracted the fire phoenix, and you sowed discord out of nothing?" I almost got burned to charcoal, you know?! ”

Parrot Er was stunned for a moment and said, "Daxian, I'm doing this for your good!" ”

Tan Yushu tightened his branches again: "Okay, I'm also good for you now." ”

"Don't, don't...... Listen to me. ”

Parrot II hurriedly waved his wings and shouted:

"It's you who said it yourself, the more you are attacked, the faster your cultivation will grow. Last night, I saw that you were going to die, and I was in a hurry, so I tried my best to instigate a fire phoenix to attack you and help you recover your cultivation......"

Tan Yushu was stunned.

The parrot shouted: "Daxian, what I said is the truth, if it is false, the sky will thunder!" ”

Damn, could it be that this parrot really misunderstood what he said at the beginning, and did something bad with good intentions?

Tan Yushu thought about it and let go of Parrot Er.

Parrot two cow two, the same two!

The name is right.

Parrot Er turned his neck and exclaimed with palpitations: "Daxian, you scared me to death just now......"

Tan Yushu was not angry, and said: "Parrot Er, you are a stupid bird, don't pull hatred for me in the future!" I said that the more you are attacked, the faster you cultivate, I lied to you stupid, who knew that you were a fool and took it seriously, and almost killed Lao Tzu!! ”

Parrot Er had a tone of wanting to cry without tears: "Daxian, you are false and real, how do I know which of your words is true and which is false?" ”

"What I'm saying now is true!" Tan Yushu said viciously.

"Got it." Parrot II nodded aggrievedly.

Tan Yushu said again: "In the future, don't mention me in front of any birds and beasts, so as not to cause me unjustified disasters!" ”

"Don't worry, Daxian, I remember." The parrot nodded repeatedly.

"." Tan Yushu sighed.

"Okay, goodbye." Parrot II grinned and spread his wings and flew away.

But flying high in the sky, Parrot II hovered and didn't leave, as if he had something to say.

Tan Yushu didn't bother to take care of it, so he was silent.

Parrot Er finally couldn't help it, hovered in the air, and said, "Daxian, I have a sentence, I don't know if I should say it or not......"

Tan Yushu thought that Parrot Er was going to take advantage of himself, so he hurriedly scolded: "MMP is not appropriate, get out!" ”

"Okay, forget it......"

Parrot II sighed and flew away alone.

Tan Yushu thought in his heart, the sigh just now sounded very sad, could it be that he had something serious to say?

I was reckless, and I shouldn't have driven Parrot Two away.

Thinking so, Parrot II returned.

It went around the tree three times without a branch to rely on, and said:

"Daxian, I'll tell you about it."

"You said that the more you are attacked, the faster you will cultivate, and I really mean it."

"In the past few days, I have been pulling hatred for you and sowing discord everywhere......"

"Although I know the truth now, it's too late, and if I release it, I won't be able to get it back."

"So, Daxian, you ask for more blessings."

"I guess in the past few days, there will be a lot of demon beasts coming to you to compete......"

Tan Yushu wanted to vomit blood again, and scolded: "Parrot Er, come back, tell me something clear!" ”

"Fool just come back, come back and let you strangle me to death?" The second parrot smiled, flapped his wings and flew away.

Tan Yushu's lonely figure was messy in the wind.

There are enough enemies, and Parrot II is still causing chaos for himself!

I don't know how long it took to be messy before Tan Yushu returned to normal.

Settle down and continue to cultivate.

It's useless to think too much now, cultivate with peace of mind and improve yourself is the king.

I earned a little points last night, and this morning, the folks of Mopan Village contributed some more points.

It adds up to more than three thousand points, which is still not enough to upgrade.

Judging from the current cultivation progress, maybe tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, you can upgrade.

In the afternoon, on the way into the village, a beautiful woman with a graceful figure came.

The beauty is about twenty, with heavy makeup and glamorous makeup, a compelling fragrance, holding a fan in her hand, walking one step and three shakes, panting, and sweating on her forehead.

When she came to the tree, the beauty stopped, looked at the tree with her crooked neck, and took the opportunity to rest in the shade.

Tan Yushu was also looking at this beauty, thinking to himself, whose daughter-in-law is this, I haven't seen this person in Mopan Village, right?

The beautiful woman looked at the crooked neck tree and said to herself: "I heard that at the entrance of Mopan Village, there is an old elm tree with a crooked neck. It seems that this is the place, and I don't know if the second immortal master of Niu is not in Mopan Village at the moment......"

Hey, you're looking for Niu Er?

Tan Yushu was a little surprised.

The beauty unbuttoned the two buttons of the neckline, ripped open the collar with one hand, and shook the fan with the other hand, fanning the wind into the collar.

Tan Yushu was condescending, and suddenly felt that the snow was dazzling and shocking......

Nima, when I was a human being before, why didn't there be such a good thing?

Now I have made a crooked neck tree, but it has such benefits!

When you have teeth, you don't have a pot to eat;

Now I have a pot, but I don't have a tooth.

This bloody life, how sad can you be, just like a eunuch going to the Qinglou!

The beauty continued to shake the fan, looking in the direction of Mopan Village, her eyes were melancholy, her tone was sad, and she sighed:

"It is said that Niu Er Immortal Master is a big hero, I don't know how he ...... Will you dislike me, a girl from Qunfanglou? ”

Hey, this beauty is actually from Qunfanglou?

Tan Yushu is even more spiritual.

I guessed in my heart that the girl from Qunfanglou came to find Niu Er, could it be, is it......

At this moment, the carpenter walked briskly from the village with his tools on his back.

It seems that he is going out to work.