Su Mei is a smart woman, so Yu Shan and Shan Jie's secret actions can't be hidden from her at all. For a whole hour, the little fat man Xiong Hai sat in Yu Shan's co-pilot, and he followed Yu Shan wherever he went, which directly caused Yu Shan to be unable to do anything.

Yu Shan was helpless in the end: "Bear child, how many years have we known each other?" In order, he and the bear child were neighbors earlier, and through the Yushan bear child, he later met Su Mei.

The bear child smiled and said, "Brother Shanzi, you play with me like this, Sister Su Mei said, if you can't see it, you are the only one who asks." Besides, with such a close brotherly relationship, you don't say anything when something happens, it's too uninteresting, what do you make me think? ”

Yu Shan sighed: "It's not that I won't tell you, it's useless to tell you." ”

"Then how do you know it's useless if you don't tell me?" The bear child is energetic: "I don't have much energy to be idle every day, but our old man is amazing." Do you think which one is engaged in real estate is not black and white? ”

Yu Shan looked at the state of the bear child, and estimated that no matter what he said, he would be pushed back, so he simply stopped talking, started the car and left.

"Huh? Brother Shanzi, where are we going? ”

"Go home." Yu Shan said angrily.

said that he was really going home, and he ran out for so many days, it stands to reason that he should go back this morning, but Zhao Xiaomeng made more than a dozen calls halfway, but Yu Shan didn't answer, and if he didn't go back, there would definitely be a problem.

Yu Shan drove back to his own community in the car, thinking that the bear child would follow him upstairs, but he didn't expect the kid to stay in the car and lie in the back seat to rest. Look at that meaning, it means to spend the night in the car.

Yes, I can't afford to mess with it, I don't believe you can freeze in the car all night!

Yu Shan didn't pay attention to him and went upstairs by himself. As soon as he opened the door with the key, the door was pushed open from the inside, and Zhao Xiaomeng's face was full of urgency, and he said with concern and scolding: "Why did you go today?" If you don't answer the phone and don't reply to WeChat, if you don't come back, I'll call the police! ”

I can't say this directly, I can only lie.

"Don't mention it! When I got to the place, I went to the wine table, and those bastards even prepared allergy medicine for me, and I couldn't drink it. Good fellow, I didn't wake up until this morning! It was almost noon, and I came back with Lao Shen. Old Shen, you know, when you get drunk, you wake up quickly. He drove, and neither of us dared to take the highway and drove back on the provincial road. I don't believe you......"

Zhao Xiaomeng lowered her head and sniffed: "How much did you drink?" My clothes smelled of alcohol, so I went and changed my clothes and took a shower. ”

"Hey." He looked left and right: "What about our mother?" ”

Zhao Xiaomeng said: "Go down for a walk, if you don't come back, our mother will have to accompany me, our father has been eating noodles for several days." ”

"Well, I'll send our mom back in a moment."

"No, I'll call my mom and tell her she'll be walking in the park and she'll be home in a few minutes. Hey~ Hurry up and change your clothes, your body stinks to death! ”

Yu Shan responded, sighing in his heart, this level can be regarded as barely passed. After changing his shoes, Yu Shan hurriedly changed the clothes on his body, wore them for several days and drank wine, and the smell of sweat mixed with wine was smoky. After taking a shower and changing into pajamas, Yu Shan felt that the strength of the wine had passed. It is said that Yu Shan is allergic to alcohol, the key is that his physique has a strong ability to absorb alcohol, which means that he drinks a bottle of beer to five or six bottles of normal people. In this way, yesterday's three bottles of beer were half a box, and it was a shame that the traffic police did not investigate drunk driving, otherwise they would definitely be caught.

Approaching the due date, Zhao Xiaomeng's temper became more and more irritable and suspicious, Yu Shan thought that the problem had been crossed, but after a while, Zhao Xiaomeng suddenly rummaged through Yu Shan's clothes that he had taken off.

"Just throw it in the washing machine, what are you looking for?"

Zhao Xiaomeng glanced at Yu Shan suspiciously, didn't take a stubble, and continued to rummage. For a long time, he plucked a long hair from his clothes: "Whose hair is this?" ”

The hair is not long, it is not short, it is definitely not Zhao Xiaomeng's.

Yu Shan blinked, walked over and reached out to grab it, Zhao Xiaomeng shrank his hand: "Tell me honestly!" Are you still going to destroy the evidence? ”

"No, I'll see what kind of hair it is. Okay, okay, I won't take it, I'll see if you get closer. Yu Shan slept in Su Mei's apartment for one night before, for fear that Su Mei's hair would be stained on his body, he fixed his eyes and saw that the color was jet black and the roots of his hair were white, and he immediately breathed a sigh of relief: "Isn't this our mother's hair?" ”

"Really?" Zhao Xiaomeng thought about it, and couldn't help but be happy: "Oh, it's really true." Hehe, you've passed. ”

"No, what are you thinking about all day?" Yu Shan was angry and funny.

"I'm wondering? You've been hungry for half a year, and I can't eat here, so I'm not afraid that you will go out and steal food. ”

Yu Shan blinked, and suddenly had nothing to say. In fact, not to mention half a year of youth, even if there is no meal, he has been hungry for almost a year. Thinking of this, he suddenly couldn't control it, and then he caught a glimpse of Zhao Xiaomeng's stomach, and then he had no thoughts.

The two have been married for several years, and they know what each other means with one look. Seeing Yu Shan's dry mouth first, and then a long sigh, Zhao Xiaomeng immediately became happy: "Hey? Is it suffocating? Why don't I help you in a moment? ”

"Excuse me!"

"What did you say?" Zhao Xiaomeng said nervously: "The due date is still ten days, plus confinement, at least forty days." If you don't have a smooth delivery, you have to wait another month, and you really don't need me to help you? ”

"I don't need to." Yu Shan said angrily.

Zhao Xiaomeng stretched out his thumb: "What a man!" ”

How does this sound like irony, Yu Shan couldn't help but complain: "Why are there so many things to do with this child?" If you don't say what you have sinned, I will suffer too. If you want me to say that we just didn't think about it, I knew that it would be like this, IVF, surrogate mother, and you won't suffer if you come down in one set, I'm also happy, how good. ”

"What do you know? Without this process, who knows how difficult it is to have a child. ”

The two talked and laughed, Yu Shan washed the fruit, and watched TV with Zhao Xiaomeng for a while. Zhao Xiaomeng fell asleep after a while, and Yu Shan was also exhausted, so he covered Zhao Xiaomeng with a quilt, turned off the TV, and fell asleep in bed.

Early the next morning, Yu Shan heard the movement of chopping vegetables in the kitchen, rubbed his eyes and opened the door to see, Yu's mother didn't know when she came, and she was preparing breakfast for Zhao Xiaomeng in the kitchen at this time.

"Mom? Why did you come so early? Yu Shan looked up at the time, it was only half past six.

Yu's mother said while chopping vegetables: "I feel little with your father, and I got up before five o'clock." I went to the park for a while to do some exercises, and then went to the morning market to buy some food. ”

Yu Shan subconsciously said, "Mom, don't be busy, I'll go down and buy some breakfast." ”

"Where is the house clean? Stay honest! Yu Mu stir-fried spinach in a pot, put water to boil the soup, turned her head and said to Yu Shan: "If you don't wake up, you can sleep for a while, you have to go to work today, right?" ”

Yu's mother didn't say that Yu Shan had forgotten, he still had a job as a primary school physical education teacher. He scratched his head, he had gone through all kinds of life, his original life had become strange, and he couldn't even remember the teaching assignment this week. Do you go to work? What class do you still attend, just let other teachers substitute for you, the most important thing now is to survive in danger and survive the next showdown.

Yu Shan went to the toilet, the original sleepiness was gone, and after washing, he had breakfast with Yu's mother first. As for Zhao Xiaomeng, now she enjoys the treatment of Lafayette, the egg cake and spinach soup are all hot in the pot, when to get up and when to eat.

Yu Shan sat in the living room and found his mobile phone, rummaged for a long time before finding a colleague, and used WeChat to tell the other party that Zhao Xiaomeng couldn't leave people recently, and asked him to substitute for teaching and ask for leave.

The colleague also got up, quickly replied to WeChat, and politely said that Zhao Xiaomeng must tell when she gives birth to a child.

It wasn't until half past seven that Zhao Xiaomeng staggered and got up from the bed, Yu Shan had the heart to stay at home, but he knew that he couldn't wait any longer, so he lied to work and left the house.

As soon as I came out of the corridor, I saw the bear child leaning on Yu Shan's car, eating fried dough sticks in one hand and soy milk in the other.

Yu Shan was shocked at the time: "No...... Did you really endure the night in the car? ”

"Ang~" The bear child pursed his lips, glared and said, "I have promised Sister Su Mei, and I will not leave an inch for twenty-four hours." You stay at home, I have to follow you as long as you go out. After a pause, the bear child grinned: "Hehe, I slept in the hotel in front last night." Set an alarm clock and wake up on time at six o'clock. ”

Yu Shan stretched out his finger and pointed at the other party, unable to say anything. It's bad now, the bear child has always admired Su Mei, and it has reached the point of obeying his words, what Su Mei says. I had the heart to tell my own thing, and after thinking about it, it is estimated that the probability of plotting against the bear child is very low. Is it possible to drag all your best friends into danger? Yu Shan couldn't make up his mind for a while.

After pondering in the car for a long time, Yu Shan never had a countermeasure. Later, he realized that he couldn't stay downstairs all the time, so he started the car and drove out of the neighborhood and wandered aimlessly on the street.

At around eight o'clock, Yu Shan's mobile phone rang, and the call was from Shan Jie.

"Shanzi, up?"

"Well, it's already out. Heh, I'm in a bit of trouble. ”

"Huh?"

"The wrinkle of whackles and ghosts, I sent a bear child to follow me all the time, and I can't do anything now."

Shan Jie was silent for a while, and said with a smile: "Su Mei has become a sperm, and you still want to hide it from her for your little actions?" I advise you, you still have something to say to her. Also, motorcycles are a bit of a hassle. I asked a few friends in the system to inquire, and that kind of old car is basically not seen on the market. But a buddy told me that there seems to be a prison storeroom, and you have to come to this matter, so ask your uncle directly. I'm also inquiring about it...... Oh yes, I solved the costume problem. ”

"Okay, I see."

"Well, I'll go to the meeting first, and then I'll ask my colleagues in the suburbs."

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