"Phew, Bah, Bah!"

Niu Er spit out the mud in his mouth, turned his head to look around, and scolded: "Which eighth grandson of the king threw me with mud?" Your uncle, believe it or not, I killed you with immortal methods! ”

Cao Ji was also surprised and looked around.

Tan Yushu was annoyed, silent, and released a wisp of demon wind.

Whoosh.

The demon wind circled around Niu Eryi.

With a plop, Niu Er fell to the ground, his nose and eyes were crooked, and he didn't know who was going to work.

Cao Ji was taken aback, hurriedly pounced, and shouted repeatedly: "Second Immortal Master Niu, what's wrong with you?" Having a stroke? Niu Er Immortal Master, wake up! ”

"Hey......

Tan Yushu spoke up leisurely and said, "Beauty Cao Ji, I'm fine, please don't worry about me." ”

Cao Ji was shocked and turned her head to look around: "Who is calling me a beauty?" Who are you? Where to speak? ”

"Beauty, I'm the second immortal master of the cow." Tan Yushu fraudulently used Niu Er's name and said:

"Every time I use the immortal method, it's like this, the real body is in a coma, the original spirit is out of the body, and the heavens, the earth, the universe, and all living beings communicate with each other......"

The apprentice won't take his sister, Tan Yushu, as the master, had to suffer a little loss and play in person.

Cao Ji was dumbfounded, shocked by Niu Er's immortal method: "It turns out ...... This is the immortal method of the immortal master. ”

Heaven and earth and the universe, all things are alive, and the is too big, which scares Cao Ji.

Tan Yushu laughed:

"That's right, this is my immortal method. Beauty, you came all the way from the county, what are you looking for me? ”

First find out Cao Ji's intentions, and then Tan Yushu can take a further step.

Cao Ji squatted beside Niu Er, looked at Niu Er, and said, "Niu Er Immortal Master, I want to be good, I want to redeem myself!" ”

"Oooh......"

Tan Yushu pondered for a moment, and asked very brainily: "Qunfanglou is not good, why should you be good?" ”

As soon as the words came out, Tan Yushu also realized that his brain was pumping.

Isn't this nonsense?

How can there be a woman in the world who is willing to be lowly and willing to stay in Qunfang Building for a lifetime?

Cao Ji was not embarrassed, and talked emotionally:

"Shangfu Immortal Master, although Qunfanglou is a prosperous place and a warm hometown, you don't have to worry about eating and drinking."

"But the land of wind and dust should not stay for a long time. Although the slave family is a dusty girl, she has always had a good wish in her heart......"

"I also believe that as long as I don't give up this wish, one day, I will be out of the sea of suffering."

"It's like the crooked-necked old elm tree on the side of the road at the head of your village, as long as you live, you can wait for spring!"

I'll make up!

Tan Yushu said MMP in his heart, and he didn't know whether to talk about it or not.

You are a dusty girl, and I am a crooked-necked tree.

The eight poles can't be beaten together, why are they put together for comparison?

The more Cao Ji spoke, the more excited she became, and said:

"It is said that the immortal master is brave and courageous, helping the needy. Please also ask the immortal master to have mercy and redeem me from Qunfanglou...... The slave family is willing to be a cow and a horse, follow the immortal master for life, make beds and quilts, and serve soup ......"

The conditions offered are not bad.

In particular, making the bed and stacking the quilt is evocative.

Tan Yushu thought for a while and asked, "How much does it cost to redeem you?" ”

Cao Ji thought there was a play, and hurriedly said: "Only three hundred taels of silver!" ”

"Three hundred taels?"

Tan Yushu smiled and said: "Niu Erxian Master's pocket is cleaner than his face, let alone three hundred taels, and he can't take out three coins of silver......"

Cao Ji was not disappointed and said:

"The immortal master said with a smile, you have a bit of an immortal method that turns stone into gold, not to mention three hundred taels of silver, it is three thousand taels of gold, what's so difficult?"

Turning stones into gold?

Tan Yushu asked, "How do you know that I will turn stones into gold?" ”

Cao Ji smiled: "It was said by the catchers in the county government, and they often go to ...... Qunfang Building. ”

"It turned out that the dogs were catching fast." Tan Yushu sighed.

This Cao Ji, how many benefactors have she received, and she is a robber and a fast catcher?

There is also Niu Er.

Although he has never stepped into the rivers and lakes, there are already legends of him on the rivers and lakes.

It's awesome.

Cao Ji waited for a moment, didn't wait for a response, and said: "Immortal Master, please be merciful and understand the conscience of the slave family......"

"That's it!"

Tan Yushu interrupted Cao Ji's words and said:

"Let's be honest, I, Niu Er, have just started cultivating, and I don't have many supernatural powers, and I can't help you. However, I can show you the way. ”

Cao Ji was disappointed at first, and then in the second half of the sentence, she turned her worries into joy, and hurriedly said, "Please ask the immortal master for guidance!" ”

Tan Yushu was deliberately silent for a while, and then said:

"The old elm tree with a crooked neck that you just passed by the village and saw is a sacred tree. The Great Immortal of the Divine Tree is the real one who responds to requests and has vast magical powers. ”

Cao Ji seemed to be unconvinced, frowning: "An old elm tree with a crooked neck, so powerful?" ”

"Shut up!"

Tan Yushu drank Cao Ji and said, "The Divine Tree is not allowed to be blasphemed, Cao Ji, if you really want to be good, go to the Divine Tree and worship sincerely." As long as you persevere and move the sacred tree, you can fulfill your wishes. ”

Show one’s true colors in the end.

Tricking people to worship themselves and earn points is Tan Yushu's purpose.

No matter how beautiful Cao Ji is, it is useless to the current Tan Yushu.

I don't have diamonds, so I can't do porcelain work.

Therefore, Tan Yushu didn't have any other thoughts, he just wanted to use Cao Ji to advertise himself, earn points, and improve his cultivation.

After all, the scope of Mopan Village is limited, the population is not large, and the points contributed are limited.

If you expand the scope, hehe, earn tens of thousands of points every day, you won't be afraid of any Nangong Immortal Mansion and Logging Officer!

In the prosperous place of Qunfanglou, if Cao Ji advertises herself, it must have a good effect!

Cao Ji was shocked by Tan Yushu's tone, and hurriedly said, "The slave family doesn't dare." The slave family went to the roadside and worshiped the sacred tree. ”

Tan Yushu succeeded in his treacherous plan and said, "Go, go, hurry up." ”

"Yes!"

Cao Ji bowed to Niu Er, who was unconscious on the ground, and turned around and left the village.

Tan Yushu hurriedly released a wisp of yang energy to wake Niu Er up.

Niu Er woke up and sat on the ground in a daze.

Judging from his IQ, he didn't have half a day, and he probably couldn't figure out what happened just now......

Tan Yushu also retracted his thoughts and returned to the side of the road.

Cao Ji came from the village, came to the bottom of the tree, and looked up at the canopy in a daze.

Looking at her look, she still didn't believe in the magic power of the crooked neck tree.

Tan Yushu was anxious, so he had to pretend to be a ghost and take the initiative to show his magical powers.

He thought for a moment, suddenly spoke, and said slowly:

"Alas......"

"It's not love the dust, it seems to be mistaken by the front edge. Flowers bloom and fall from time to time, always thanks to the monarch of the East. ”

"If you go, you must go, and you must live as you live! If the head is full of mountain flowers, don't ask where to go......"

This is the poem of Yan Rui, a famous prostitute of the Great Song Dynasty in China on the earth, which writes the sadness, entanglement and helplessness of fate, as well as the suffering and good wishes of the wind and dust girl.

Tan Yushu happened to remember this poem, changed a word, and used it to fool Cao Ji.

"It's not about love, it's like being mistaken by the front edge."

"Flowers bloom and fall from time to time, always depend on ...... Eastern Monarch. ”

Suddenly, Cao Ji was struck by lightning, and her whole body was shaken, and she muttered and reread these two lines of poetry, bursting into tears.

Then, with a plop, Cao Ji fell to her knees under the crooked neck tree.